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@kerryhateseverything25465 років тому
I love how oddly specific Theo’s disses are 😂
@timkiebzak67354 роки тому
Cocaine 👍
@connormayfield67054 роки тому
This is a real departure from your name
@Sethclement964 роки тому
He looks like a strong jellyfish and that’s all he looks like
@willyumche4 роки тому
@@connormayfield6705 goddamn it I came here to say essentially the same thing and you've already done it better
@mattasticmattattack85463 роки тому
Its intelligence put into it , your smart too , sorry 😢
@DanielRodriguez-hp1rx5 років тому
"There was a rumor in my town that I beat Down's Syndrome" 😂😂💀💀💀
@lntoTheSunset5 років тому
Adan Fuentes that’s inspiring
@LouieOakwood5 років тому
@@lntoTheSunset well thats what I thought cuz I didn't start em...
@AmmaraSHAH7733775 років тому
I actually fell for that in another vid
@wiggy32325 років тому
That fuckin TISM boy
@kamalaharry95145 років тому
He beat down the syndrome !
@med90994 роки тому
theo is so good at what he does, he makes you forget you got clickbaited thinking he's gonna roast the jenners.
@XPRforJustice2 роки тому
Bro this comment hhhhhhhhh
@amandathompson67892 роки тому
Dammit, this did just happen and I did forget until I scrolled past this comment😂😂
@shakethese3172 роки тому
Big factz
@reecegraves37382 роки тому
What video is the thumbnail from lmao.
@TarzanderРік тому
Lol got me too
@RamnaViaz5 років тому
"That's not a haircut, that's all you got left" I am 100% stealing that line.
@MrKinghuman4 роки тому
Ramna Viaz that one hit home bro. Rough. Lol
@Nesto384 роки тому
That along with the 'tism line
@apollyon56295 років тому
"you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym" killed me
@Wafinoodle5 років тому
I'm still crying
@danielwarren1295 років тому
What's that even mean
@larrymcjones5 років тому
Daniel Warren Just roll with it dude
@drewfleming55845 років тому
@@danielwarren129 that he looks like a deaf dude that works out....
@conormac94375 років тому
I didn’t even realize someone else commented about this but it’s so fuckin funny bc dude legit looks like a buff def guy for w.e reason
@TheSagasofCAMtv5 років тому
Theo: Lee, you read like the smartest brother in junior high Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@jaybosher61445 років тому
joey's so old schools his laughs need to load
@andronymous315 років тому
Omg this is the BEST Joey Diaz quote EVER!!! 🤣
@shankrl15 років тому
jay bosher holy fuck I cried at this
@roadhog66545 років тому
*weezes*
@apronwhores11965 років тому
ahahahahahah
@sejithevoid20592 роки тому
"a brush with that tism" Theo has a wonderful way of wording things. Makes any thing sound poetic 😂
@n0nkszРік тому
that tism line nearly killed me at work! LMFAO
@KobeautycincyРік тому
That made me seriously LOL. I was in the comments looking for someone else who appreciated that too 😂😂
@akademikz23Рік тому
We've been saying this since the late 80s
@tarpkic720Рік тому
..& I mean anything. ✌
@Live-Life-Freely2 роки тому
Theo looks like he knows exactly what type of seasoning goes with each type of opossum.
@gerryfromthevoid89862 роки тому
Lmao. He looks like he's eaten some persimmons in his lifetime
@josem.rodriguez80692 роки тому
@@gerryfromthevoid8986 🤣
@skengdaddy5 років тому
I could watch Theo trash Brendan all day. 100%
@mcmuffin76125 років тому
Dean Wyatt roasting hinchcliffe was awesome
@henkiedebomb5 років тому
Dean Wyatt That would devalue heaven
@Qurisx5 років тому
I live for Brendan getting roasted
@FalcaoElTigre5 років тому
Train by day, roasting Brendan Schaub by night. All day!
@jasoncoffey70935 років тому
No doubt
@mrcardenas29475 років тому
“You look like that Italian that drowned than lived” holy shit hahahahaha
@anthonygruner26705 років тому
Bobo Curlin That’s comedy gold 😂. How he thinks of some of this shit
@mrsfellster5 років тому
Then*
@nickmattio33975 років тому
On a full meal of pasta lol
@jacklyons63662 роки тому
Theo is genuinely chapelle/ Farley level of naturally funny. He doesn’t have to be doing comedy, he’s just a funny dude.
@AIKnowYouРік тому
Theo isn't as deep as Chapelle at least from what we see in videos, but damn if he isn't quick and witty.
@mattpritzl46693 роки тому
Theo’s off the cuff insults are always so random yet so incredibly accurate
@Kabz85 років тому
“You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack”
@fairday25705 років тому
The funniest shit ever
@thomasrainbow5 років тому
He also said he's like Of Mice and Mossimo looool
@Heddan19925 років тому
Haha I heard it like northern iraq
@jamesjoseph12494 роки тому
That is so spot-on it's insane.
@twarken50783 роки тому
I didn’t know Nordstrom Rack did tires....😂
@teamritson56385 років тому
“One of them WEARS moisturizer and one of them NEEDS moisturizer”🤣😂😂😂
@masonwaugh30133 роки тому
(callen)I've got bad skin works perfectly 🤣
@CharminIsBallin2 роки тому
That made me crack up too much bro. Im waking up my gf lol
@ITThroes2 роки тому
“Chris looks like a deaf guy that goes to the gym” was priceless.
@MRCAVALIER345 років тому
I’ve never seen a person more qualified to make people laugh on a professional level, than Theo Von. He’s funny without even trying 😂
@tomw2935 років тому
Got those verbal dark arts bruh
@hurricane1nox5 років тому
rat king
@TheNickJonathan5 років тому
Gang gang
@dakotataylor87795 років тому
Took me a second to realize the Joey Diaz one was just audio
@Baqsam995 років тому
There should have been disclaimer for us who entertained the possibility that the video portion was stuck.
@sunandmoon65785 років тому
Same here lol I thought they were just staring him down
@rorybray73565 років тому
Sun and Moon lmao same
@TheTomm1015 років тому
Knowing the flying jew, it wouldn't be a surprise if he legit was moving that slow, 1500mg deep into a star hahaha
@Tha4thLetterr5 років тому
Took me a couple seconds to realize they weren't moving
@muckrak3r5 років тому
Dude. When Theo decides to light someone up, it's over for them. So great. Genius.
@baldbeardcombo5 років тому
“You look like a French Paul Bunyan..you look like if Paul Bunyan just sat around all day drinking champagne and did no forestry” LMAO
@realBatman-893 роки тому
Tek
@andrewrobertson38945 років тому
the brisk of a brush with that 'tism
@agawied29105 років тому
Andrew Robertson gotta shut it down
@micahhunter27065 років тому
Thank you, I didn't catch that at first.
@DGRIFF5 років тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@DGRIFF5 років тому
And one of them uses moisturizer, and the other one NEEDS moisturizer. Theo is too much to handle sometimes.
@CasaVerdita5 років тому
Lost my shit
@Aaron-lb2kp5 років тому
schaub is such a good sport. i miss public school homeroom humor
@dungeon-wn4gw5 років тому
Yeah I feel like all that has gone away since O&A stopped and all the old school comedians have pretty much gone away
@ChiefVizier5 років тому
@Elton Joel get better friends
@thomasrainbow5 років тому
I'm sure you do but watch King & The Sting if you haven't yet
@MaitreSpader4 роки тому
That's his english blood
@carltonneckbrace40394 роки тому
They call it bullying now
@jonathandavis33125 років тому
I feel like that thumbnail is clickbait. I wanted to watch him roast Kendal and Kylie.
@AussieDad795 років тому
Oh yeah!!! You just reminded me that’s what I clicked for!!! Bloody clickbait. I was laughing so hard I got sidetracked. Damn it!!
@ratfacekilla18394 роки тому
Yeah, I doubt he could say shit about them, half the NBA would beat the mullet off him.
@beerzerker75834 роки тому
welcome to youtube
@justinchoi63344 роки тому
Kendal gender
@jarhead35714 роки тому
@@ratfacekilla1839 They wouldn't do shit, the NBA is filled with a bunch of pussies nowadays.
@boscribner72874 роки тому
"you look like a mechanic from nordstrom rack" best roast ever from theo
@CorbCorbin5 років тому
"Cousin who once got stung by a bunch of bees.......". Kills me every time.
@giraffewithtattoos27705 років тому
It might've killed the cousin, too
@buckrogers48205 років тому
He is such a breathe of fresh air in the comedy scene!
@buckrogers48205 років тому
Charles T she said thanks!
@dankestranch87385 років тому
I love his delivery
@buckrogers48205 років тому
TerraFirma 55 pretty close 🤫
@MansterBear5 років тому
Theo and Owen Benjamin are 2 of my favorites
@buckrogers48205 років тому
MansterBear complete opposites.. but both funny. Theo much better in a group interview where owen gets butthurt easily
@jackcallahan27193 роки тому
Theo you just made me laugh out loud for the first time in a long time. Thank you.
@taylorgarton6983Рік тому
Everything this dude says and does is funny. I look at him and I laugh. He’s got some wild energy.
@Missile.s5 років тому
3:47 "One of them uses moisturizer and one of them needs moisturizer" LOL
@jah62705 років тому
trackidiot i was about to comment that, honestly almost died right now the pan over was perfect
@420lovless5 років тому
hahaha Brian with his psoriasis.
@hsoj54894 роки тому
People laughed at that?
@TheKazuluka4 роки тому
“I have terr - I have terrible- I have bad skin” lol
@californialiving83685 років тому
Prison joke was the best...Hey man were breaking out tomorrow, nah man I gotta wake up and make breakfast though.
@stepheng8875 років тому
That “Okay guy!” gets me everytime 😂
@wesbrown18313 роки тому
my favorite current comedian. love the way this dude’s brain works. no one else is like him
@scott35944 роки тому
Theo vonn is really good at pinpointing feelings of a time/place/thing and turning them into disses
@Flipstylee65 років тому
"A brush wit that 'tism." DEAD
@dopedonshortyg69674 роки тому
Flipstylee6 I know Jesus, I can barely breathe right now 💀💀💀💀
@Walshy94945 років тому
“A brush with that tism” I lost it
@bamadeadhead5 років тому
2:12 “he looks like a strong jellyfish”👍🏼😂👍🏼
@Skwidd_Man4 роки тому
"and that's all he looks like!" Hahaha
@jdc19572 роки тому
Excellent
@jomomma87543 роки тому
Cant watch this clip without crying every time. Dude is hilarious
@SuperHoneyOil5 років тому
Theo is a killer. The funniest around right now.
@Josh-pk3vd5 років тому
Hands down.
@dtown9025 років тому
Omg you people have a horrible taste in comedy. He’s not that funny.
@waloacme5 років тому
So, tell me master... Who is the funniest of them all?
@jcjcc19605 років тому
dtown902 comedy is not the same is it?
@waloacme5 років тому
He's from Luisiana you genius. And yes he grew up in the 80s and 90s when black street culture was and still is relevant. His comedy style is actually fresh. But if you don't get it, then you just don't.
@coralreefer46025 років тому
A brush with that 'tism 😂
@beastmode46685 років тому
Coral Reefer I laughed so hard 😂
@Wafinoodle5 років тому
@SS 'tism stands for Autism, he's basically saying if Brendan Schaub kept on getting his ass beat in the MMA he'd have gotten autism. Not scientifically true, but hilarious.
@christ.32965 років тому
@@Wafinoodle lmao how he said with a straight face fkn killed me lmao. I woke up the entire house with my uncontrollable laughter
@ytkenny55 років тому
I'd pay a lot of money to see Theo Von and Jeff Ross go back and forth at each other
@TheCrippledDonkey5 років тому
"There's rumors around my town that i beat down syndrome" - Theo Von
@adamturner99475 років тому
Theo is legit funny off the cuff
@Polyfusia5 років тому
I think he might be the legit FUNNIEST off the cuff.
@jeremyanger84275 років тому
Absolutely. I prefer him on podcasts over stand up, he kills me on podcasts. But if he keeps at stand up he should only improve.
@tannerk90364 роки тому
Hes pretty funny but to anybody that lives out in the country this is very typical humor I'm not saying he's a bad comedian but just above average it's the city folk that think hes hilarious
@MarcusTheDarkness4 роки тому
@@tannerk9036 interesting take. I think he's hilarious and I'm a city guy, so I can't argue.
@tannerk90364 роки тому
@@MarcusTheDarkness Yeah hes definitely funny it's just like huh that's the same as any semi funny guy out here which I guarantee most of them couldn't do stand up so its definitely cool to see him do comedy
@bricemason38965 років тому
You're reading like the smartest brother in Jr high😂😂
@RaoulDuke1776_5 років тому
boozum 1 hahahaha golden!
@SavageJoe1775Рік тому
God I love Theo Von's jokes and disses 😂 the man is a master of creative terminology lol
@evancampbell71383 роки тому
"He was on the brisk of frickin' gettin' that , you know, a brush with that tism. And so his brain, you know, told him we 'gotta shut it down'." XD
@yamatejames57215 років тому
2:37 joey diaz's laugh hahaha. that's when you know Joey heard a good joke.
@franciscosauceda954 роки тому
Damn tea kettle laugh. That's how us fat dudes laugh when we here some really funny shit.
@cameronbaker58623 роки тому
Priceless sound
@dickwolf92533 роки тому
Joey: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@LUckybones252 роки тому
Joes laugh sounds like a dragon breathing.
@enigma12475 років тому
Theo is the most under rated stand up comedian in the game right now. He's so consistent. Always kills it. Never disappoints
@papiaguaРік тому
His standup isn't good yet, his podcasts and interviews are amazing though, his off the cuff stuff is so good. He needs to just go riff off the audience
@canefan17Рік тому
@@papiagua exactly
@HugoStiglitz88Рік тому
But he's underrated because his stand up isn't what he's best at
@Subs1338Рік тому
His standup is amazing live.
@smwrbdРік тому
Enigma...your comment about Theo being "the most underrated comic of all time" is "the most underrated comment of all time." But, if nobody likes this comment, then this comment, will replace your comment, as "the most underrated comment, of all time..."🤔 Can we at least agree on this, Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
@JSalonsky5 років тому
" a brush with that tism" one of the funniest things i've ever heard.
@toddreynolds19285 років тому
You know Theo got him good when Brendan grabs his leg or foot lmfao 😂😂😂I love these guys they are so funny it’s crazy
@CrossmoorMafia5 років тому
that laugh of Joey when he makes fun of Lee 😂
@raiders18dr4 роки тому
This is the first video I ever saw of Theo & now ive seen him live and never miss a podcast
@huuud5 років тому
Dude! That was awesome!
@RC-pe9yv5 років тому
These two... I can listen to them all day. Their laugh is contagious.
@megleigh89735 років тому
"He looks like a strong jellyfish and that's ALL HE LOOKS LIKE!" ...Kills me 😂
@constantdoodle324 роки тому
"I'm about to put quarters in your eyes, and play your ass" is literally the best thing I've ever heard.
@1nvisible15 років тому
"You look like a french Paul Bunyan"
@conormac94375 років тому
Lmao you look like a def guy that goes to the gym... idk why but that’s soo accurate and hilarious
@elixandervild95535 років тому
Lee had me cracking up when he said he's doing good, its the best he's ever done
@Illuminatethedark_3 роки тому
The joke he said in front of Kylie and Kendall had me laughing!🤣
@louieforal95285 років тому
Great stuff keep it coming !!
@whitediver454 роки тому
He's running solely on bone marrow. He's like a strong jelly fish. Lmao
@kylesmyle49075 років тому
Nobody in the world makes me laugh like Theo 😂
@VinnyJi4 роки тому
“You look like a mechanic for Nordstrom rack” lmao
@arsenalarsenalCOYG2 роки тому
“The deaf guy who goes to the gym” Why is this so specific and so true!
@freeforpaul5 років тому
"One of them uses moisturizer , and one of them needs moisturizer."
@kevinguiboche23595 років тому
He's so much funnier when he's not doing stand up. Would like the see more Podcast stuff and casual comedy stuff
@flixnchills5 років тому
I think Theo is my new favourite comedian. Something about his delivery just makes me die laughing
@matthewalkman3862 роки тому
Never get into an roasting battle with Theo. That deaf guy that goes to the gym broke his soul man
@AnnMuise5 років тому
The best one for last. 😂🤣👏😤
@jmason1655 років тому
what did he say before he said, 'cause i didn't start em.'?
@rorybray73565 років тому
jmason165 "There were a lot of rumours in my town that I beat Down Syndrome" "Really? That's inspiring man" "That's how I felt when I heard them, coz I didn't start them"
@jarmopaakkonen20455 років тому
Best one was The smartest brother in junior high
@eno67122 роки тому
Theo is already close to my inner dialogue , but it gets closer the more i listen
@jasonbailey5454Рік тому
Love watching the big guy cracking up so hard at all theos u look like jokes. They're both awesome!
@haroldkeyes92303 роки тому
Great edits!!!!
@senornihilist1865 років тому
Love the Brendan Roasts jaja
@stepheng8875 років тому
“jaja”?
@shamrock75995 років тому
BEATNGU42 - he’s laughing in Spanish
@denisp83963 роки тому
3:57 is literally what happened when everybody left LA and Brendan decided to stay 😂
@nickmattio33975 років тому
Is there just a 24/7 loop I can feed into it’s never enough lol
@wjellis5045 років тому
That's awesome Theo.. Love you dude. Brendan is so cool to love that guy he seems so genuine.
@NotTheRealCodyDean5 років тому
The prison one makes me laugh so hard
@josephabbott19072 роки тому
Man joeys laugh is impossible not to recognize yet impossible to describe
@eddiex73115 років тому
" I got a cuzing that got stung by a bunch of bees 1 time on a picnic an y'all look similar" lmao on this episode he kept telling Brendon that he looks like he got stung by bees and he needs to get it together had me dying the whole podcast
@robbiekong24645 років тому
“You read like the smartest brother in junior high”
@darkgreenkid2965 років тому
Theo Von and Joey Diaz make me laugh like no one of this podcasters comedians
@typsom5 років тому
The genius of his roasts is that they are so abstract but at the same time are 100% spot on. Mechanic at Nordstrom Rack? Deaf guy at the gym? French Paul Bunyon? Like it's all shit that makes you go WHAT THE FUCK? but is completely accurate
@ivanhidalgo86325 років тому
Gang gang
@aldousbrawndo9965 років тому
Theo Von looks like an Amish guy saw a video of Nsync from '97, got a "makeover" and left the farm asap to find the nearest gay bar and somehow ended up on tv
@ethan17475 років тому
Mark Reeves Wow.. I had no idea someone would have so much to say about a comment that just said “gang gang”. I’m not mad at it though, Nsync is the shit. I reckon they probably inflicted a lot of people with gay back then.
@tallahassee2605 років тому
I had a cousin that got stung by a bunch of bees one time and y'all look similar
@DrAdnan5 років тому
Theo Von is naturally funny 👏👏
@Airforceproud955 років тому
Legend
@dan_golbean3 роки тому
What’s up airforce
@doug91163 роки тому
The Man ☝
@Synochra5 років тому
jesus the way he described Brendan was spot on
@iceswallow7717Рік тому
floating dead guy who survived
@MrStevie125 років тому
“You look like a mechanic from Nordstrom Rack” 😂😂😂
@jeremywilhite68534 роки тому
Bruh this dude kills it. I just found him yesterday, he top 5 that quick.
@Tmb19953 роки тому
Literally one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched
@bigbeartholomew91484 роки тому
"One of them uses moisturizer, and one of them needs moisturizer "!! Lmao omg my abs my abs ouchhh!!!
@RefinedQualia5 років тому
Bruh this was awesome but you forgot about the DEAF JACK RUSSELL!
@alex53082 роки тому
“You read like the smarted brother in junior high” I’m dead that was hilarious
@michaelcapo55125 років тому
This is GOLD 😂😂😂
@jsp72183 роки тому
"Mechanic from Nodstrom Rack" literally created KATS
@jimmietwotime5 років тому
Theo in his prime right now
@MarcusTheDarkness4 роки тому
man my mind is kinda blown, like where did this come from? I remember him from Road Rules (or was it Real World), and then dude just pops up again out of nowhere, blowing up at nearly 40 yrs old lol.
@rimspin24103 роки тому
In his prime? He’s not a fckin athlete dude, he’s a comedian. As Bill Burr says “it’s not like I’m gonna tear my Achilles and can’t write a joke...”
@c.5182 роки тому
I lost it at a lot of parts but damn did I lose it at the moisturizer! Too funny. If this was 2 hours long I would have a 6pack
@KSH1725 років тому
“You’re reading like the smartest brother in junior high”” LMFAO