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As someone whose first language is not english, Laurie's boss is exactly what english sounded to me before I learned

i was not expecting this whole movie to be the plot point of like every fanfiction where the characters get locked in a closet until they confess their feelings

I love that Schmitty is the “bad twin” when he literally is making valid points. Like going to church doesn’t make you a good person and not going to church doesn’t mean you don’t believe in god or are a bad person. Alex is just angry at him for no reason. It literally is black and white with him.

"Ok, everything is so black and white with him, he doesn't get it!" "It isn't black and white, you're either for Jesus, or you're against him!" Hmm... So it's white and black instead?

The co writer rating HIS OWN MOVIE 10/10 made me cry laughing

I'm actually crying at how unintelligible Laurie's boss is, he talks like an angry Sim

The detective duo is 100% their attempt at an analogy for marriage and how the woman doesn’t need to be independent she just needs to submit (all while touting that they are “equal partners”)

“Mom, can we watch saw?” “No, we have saw at home.” Saw at home:

the true horror of this movie isn't the kidnapping, it's the controlling abusive idea that you always have to forgive everyone and that holding onto any negative emotions or looking for accountability makes you a bad person.

The constant smile on the reporter’s face has done more psychological damage than any Saw movie ever could

Unironically, portraying God as a serial killer is them coming so damn close to a realisation it hurts me.

I FIGURED IT OUT, I went to the movie(free on UKposts) turn on captions and he said “good and evil-hey look at me” <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="286">4:46</a>

The line "you wanna pray a game" is way funnier to me than it should be

Kurtis is the type of guy to run off a cliff, float for a second, look at the camera, look down, and then fall with a cartoon crash sound effect

I love how the creators of these movies try so hard to make it not look like a cult, and end up making the most cultish shit ever. Also, I want Tobin Bell to react to this whole movie in his Jigsaw voice.

The lady donating all her money to the church made me think of my grandma. She and her husband and her kids all were farmers. Well my grandma retired she just decided that she would keep enough for her to live in a home and donate the rest to the LDS church. Including all the land. Nevermind the fact that my uncle's literally worked every day on that land FOR HER their whole lives on the agreement that they would get it in the will. She just gave it away and then basically told them that they shouldn't get handouts in life. Screwed their work experience over too.

“I’m only alive because Jesus used me as a carrier pigeon” is a masterpiece of a sentence

“Water under the bridge, piss in my mouth” was better written than the plot of the movie.

The biggest mystery in this movie… how did the boss make it into the final cut?

“Why do you get the promotion? I’ve been at the department 3 years longer than you” “Skill issue” “Aight fair, put ‘er there”

The fact that the actor wrote the 10/10 review was a bigger plot twist than the actual plot twist

a killer with the entire motivation of "i wish everyone could get along 🥺" is so hilarious

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="306">5:06</a> he's definitely saying, "I have an evil can of chutney."

It's very generous of you to call this a remake instead of a ripoff

I love how the twin who doesn’t go to church is also wearing a leather jacket, so the audience knows he’s the “bad” twin lmao

My favorite part of this was when the Reconciler said "it's reconciling time" and reconciled all over those guys

I figured it out! at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="285">4:45</a> he's saying "Good and evil? Hey, look at me!" Because she looks down.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="303">5:03</a> Boss dude says "Around the 1950’s, the carpet industry began to change once again. Long after the industrial revolution that gave way to power looms and other mechanized carpet production techniques, the only fiber being used for tufted carpets was plain cotton. Right around the middle of the century, other fibers were introduced by textile companies in Dalton and the surrounding areas. Types of carpets grew to include not only wool but manmade fibers such as polyester, nylon, rayon, olefin and acrylics. With the development of bulk continuous filament nylon yarns, luxurious and durable carpet became more economical to produce, and thus made it more affordable to the masses." Hope this helped😎😎😎🤟

Im absolutely sobbing over this random guy that kidnaps people just to be like “why cant we just get along 🥺”

So this dude wrote a movie, cast himself as the secret hero with godlike powers, and then wrote a 10/10 review and complimented himself on main 😭😭

The fact that this movie basically compared Jesus to John Kramer is making me cry, and the movie's cover reminds me of jack the ripper.

This movie is SO confusing to me. If the reconciler traps people who don’t get along together, why would Ed be with the brothers?? They don’t know him? What would be the justification for him to be there?

Kurtis is the type of person who would say “let’s get the party started” after entering a room

kurtis conner is the person to say “don’t mind me if i do” while wiggling his fingers near donuts

My girlfriend and I are watching this 8 month old video 3 days before actual Halloween, and it makes the intro even funnier 😂 Happy Halloween 2023 everyone 🤣

I find it funny how both chad chad and kurtis reviewed a Christian horror movie with the same woman as a main character 😭

Dude literally wrote himself as God in a movie lol. I know writers can sometimes have a God complex but I expected better...FROM A MAGICIAN 😭😭

"I'm only alive because God used me as a carrier pigeon." I nearly spit out my coffee.

Dude, trapped with my relatives till we get along? We are all doomed; better give me a saw, i'll just make sushi out of myself.

the boss says "老板是个白痴，他说什么?"

The "no violence" thing is really funny when you think about how violent the Bible is

AYO I WORKED ON THIS MOVIE I never thought anyone would see it and production was as much of a shitshow as you would think. Some fun facts for interested parties: Scott would make us watch him do magic tricks at lunch. Roddy Piper was super nice and drank a shitload of diet coke. Half the crew had a background in Christian films, the other half had a background in either horror or porn. Made for an interesting dynamic 😂😂 Also I'm the dude in the background of the soup kitchen scene and the missing dude in the black shirt lol

When ever my sister wants to watch Kurtis she goes like: “can we watch the guy who’s trying to quit being a millennial” I love her she’s so silly 😭😭

I think he said and i quote “im with the evil please dont cut me😢.”

the fact that kurtis' audio/video is clearer than that of this feature film... y'all didn't ask god for a budget ❓😭

“I’m a messenger, I’m a guardian…” Gets tired of explaining. “…I’m other things as well” Top tier script and acting.

"Good and evil? Hey, look at me."

i was legit crying at the goo miga goo boo kabi 😭

I GOT KICKED OFF THE SET IN THIS MOVIE!!! I was an extra in the office scene, and I was supposed to walk over to a "coworker" and casually hand off some papers and lightly chat. After around take 5, I decided to say something goofy with each take and make her laugh. They didn't like that and I got kicked off the set, even though I was supposed to be in a few more scenes. I swear we spent the whole day shooting that scene. It was so incredibly mismanaged

The “hurt leg” joke hit too close to home as someone with lifelong knee pain who, after months of tests and x-rays, was officially diagnosed with “bad knees” 😅

You know the movie’s bad when kurtis’s little acting cutscenes are 5 times better than the movie..

I think what the unintelligible guy was saying was “good and evil, hey look at me” I’m not sure though

Im now gonna use the phrase “putting the silly in reconciliation” around my Catholic parents any chance I get. Thank you, Kurtis

Female Cop: "I can't believe you got the promotion" Male Cop: *Skill* *Issue* Female Cop: "You're right, I just need to try harder."

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="306">5:06</a> he says "Good and evil - hey look at me!" As she slightly pans her head down. Its been like a year but on this rewarch i finally heard what he was meant to be saying

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="290">4:50</a> “good and evil getting gatgootnie”

Props to Kurtis for actually cutting his arm off for a skit! Real determination!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1209">20:09</a> Can't believe they thought "You see everything as black and white while in reality the world is very nuanced" was actually the losing argument here

As a diehard Saw fan, this is funny asf.

Hey, Kurtis, I have a bad movie video idea. The movie warriors of virtue is such a bad movie, yet, it's my best friends favorite. It's about kangaroo ninjas and that's all you need to know

Kurtis is the type of guy to say "no more mr nice guy" after getting mad at someone

I am not going to lie, when Kurtis mentioned that the little girl told Laurie that Jesus misses her, I undestood it as the kid saying “hey Jesus wants you back to heaven so probably you’ll die soon”, it wasn’t until he mentioned the attending church part that I realized it wasn’t as creepy as I got it LMAO

As a southerner, I believe I hear "good and evil keep you company."

I was actually kidnapped and I had to watch this movie.....and I just sawed my head off.

"making a christian horror movie must be the hardest thing" the exoricist, literally the exorcist

I love Kurtis implying that “Jesus” as a phrase existed before the actual guy and the guy was just named after it

I think the line is: "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum." 😂

After a year of watching this video, I finally know what the boss was saying: Bullshit

Kurtis is the type of fellow to rub his hands together when he’s about to do something nefarious

the "you're not in any real danger, i just miss the way things used to be" is absolutely fucking killing me

"Good evil, hey look a cookie!"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="301">5:01</a> I’m pretty sure he’s saying “good and evil - hey look at me” but I’m not sure. I haven’t seen the movie so I don’t even know the context of what they’re talking about 🤣 -Zach

“Yeah, I’m gonna put it all in conversion therapy baby, I want my televangelist to fly around in a private jet so Jesus will go down on me in heaven.” Is the funniest line I’ve heard in a while.

I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG THAN AT THE BOSS’S UNINTELLIGIBLE DIALOGUE

How dare you sully my memory of Roddy Piper by showing me this atrocity.

"Oh, you're an actor? What have you played?" I played God in Christian Jigsaw

A true horror twist would be if Ed appeared as a "biblically accurate angel"

the part where he said “instead of mary shelly’s frankenstein, you can do…virgin mary’s frankincense” is such a good joke like omg 💀

Watching this right around Halloween 2023. How whacky!

The funniest thing to me is that the interview scene with the little girl who “died and went to Heaven” is obviously based on the book “Heaven is for Real,” which claimed to be a true story, and the irl kid (Colton Burpo) who apparently died and told stories about Heaven recently confessed that it was all made up by his parents and they ordered him to say things so they’d get famous (and it worked because Christians are the most gullible people on the planet).

I love the idea that they could afford to ask if they could use a real office as a set, but weren't allowed to actually use the computers which is why they had to keyframe that stuff in.

I love that instead of putting the victims in mortal danger forcing them to fight for survival like Jigsaw, Reconciler is literally like "okay be nice to each other or continue to be mildly inconvenienced.

It sounds like the boss says "Good and evil. Hey, look at me" And it kinda looks like she starts to look up.

“Good and evil, hey look at me!”

Lol he’s saying “good and evil, okay. Look at me” 😂

the kidnapper guy is like a mad parent forcing their kids to get along after they fought 😭

After nearly a year I must assume the guy said "good and evil keep good company"

I've waited until actual Halloween of '23 to watch this, such is my willpower

Seeing the saw puppet say "you're not in any danger I just miss the way it used to be" was amazing lol

The actor who played Ed giving the movie HE STARRED IN the only positive review is fucking hilarious

I'm shocked she didn't say "I should go to church!"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="304">5:04</a> my guess is that he’s saying “good and evil, hey look at me.” I’m probably wrong, but that’s just what I hear.

I screamed at “my WIFE and I” I’m so happy for them

dude, reconsiler guy wanted to be a therapist SO BAD but instead of studying psychology in like college or smth, he accidentally went to serial killer church

'I don't fight in the ring anymore. But I still fight with the demons in Da' Maniac's head.'

To me it sounds like the boss guy in the film who talks like he has a mouth full of marbles is either saying good and evil can't hurt me, orrrr good and evil came to hurt me. I had to rewind it a few times lol. Great content BTW man, keep em coming and happy holidays to you!

“Christians wanna be oppressed so bad dude” I am losing my shit it’s so true

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="298">4:58</a> as someone who already struggles with understanding normal dialogue in movies without subtitles, he may as well have been speaking an entirely different language

I love your videos and really like how you stage your jokes! I am also envious of your hair, epic!