"Crim Jim" is definitely short for "Criminal Jim"... or maybe "Criminal Jiminal"

10:33 Drew: I kinda blacked out when we started filming Danny: *visible concern*

The room with unused toddler stuff made me quite sad... I can only really think of bad situations where you would decorate a room for a toddler and then not get a chance to use it.

"Everything you need for a Toddler, never used" is just filled with what that implies and the sadness behind it

-Craigslist- *_gregslist_*

“Guys only want 1 thing in a doll” *names 2 things*

When I lived in my hometown, I had this friend who asked me to take him to this sketchy-ass bodega to sell his vape to some guys. I, trepidatious as heck, knew he’d do this deal regardless if I help him or not. So, this way I can insure he’s not knifed, therefore, I reluctantly agreed. He met the buyers through Facebook Marketplace, the deal was one used vape for one used MacBook. On the way there, my friend tells me “the vape is broken, shhh, I’ll just wrap the bag extra times so they won’t open it.” The deal went down and twenty minutes after I dropped him off at home, he calls me irate, screaming about how the MacBook doesn’t work and “what kind of inconsiderate asshole brings a broken item to a trade?!” The irony was not lost on me. It was lost on him though, he still gets upset that they ripped him off to this day.

this video has a vibe that it was made at 3am with fake sunlight while both danny and drew have severe fever

7 word saddest story. "For sale: juicy cotoure pacifiers, never used"

I love that the “this guy is either drunk or on his damn phone” guy used his phone to take the photo.

“Never out of box” judging by how damaged that box is, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that she’s been clawing her way out of the box every night for a while now.

0:50 drew standing there in the reflection of the door is just really funny to me for some reason

“it’s fun for getting to know your racist relatives” absolutely

i love how they always say "wanna make a video?"

13:28 "my coffee table's just always covered in coffee" is probably the best and most understated joke in this video

The “everything you need for toddler” one makes me worried...

Welcome to men in their mid-twenties making poop jokes

I like how neither Drew nor Danny noticed that the seller had to take the baby doll out of the box in order to flip it over and take a picture of its ass.

The discomfort in Danny's eyes when Drew was asking him to poop in his mouth and on him 💀💀💀

It is now my routine to watch old drew, Danny and Kurtis videos to fall asleep to

0:51 You can see Drew in the door reflection just awkwardly filming

“Everything a toddler needs- never used” Oh....oh no.....I’m sad now

I love how they bounce off of each others jokes so easily and keep a completely straight face. It’s the funniest thing. 😂

now that danny's gonna be a father he should really revisit the pacifiers and diapers offered here, they could come in handy

Used pancreas For sale 15$ _not mine, don’t know who’s it is, but it can be yours_

Florida man goes to California. Gets married to his boyfriend. Already looking for used baby stuff to buy.

0:50 I love how you can see drew stand there awkwardly filming Danny in the door’s reflection lol

People really sell things like: George Washingtons tongue-never used, never out of box-100,000

"Never out of box" *Oh until I opened it to flip it on it's back and pull up the dress*

This is just Danny and Drew acting like dads for 15 minutes straight

With the flipped over doll, it’s probably to show that the stomach is fabric, not silicon. As someone who collects porcelain dolls, I don’t buy ones with just porcelain limbs

I almost feel like there’s a scatplay subplot going on but no one else is commenting about it so I’m beginning to think there’s something in this pie I’m eating

I love that they say that the doll has never been out of the box, and then they proceed to show its butt...

Plot twist: the doll’s box was broken cause it was trying to escape

13:51 the attention to detail of him wearing the same shirt is great and really adds to the comedy

The most unrealistic part of this video is the implication that drew didn’t procrastinate and only took 3 days to film and edit a video

why tf does this vid look like the first time they've ever talked to each other

"Mouth Full of Poop, Please!" Starring: Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzales, Greg, Kevin Directed by: Quentin Tarantino 96% on Rotten Tomatoes

as someone about to attempt using facebook marketplace for the first time to get rid of stuff before moving... this has made me exponentially more confident that i won't look like an idiot

Honestly the coffee mate thing is something my uncle would do. He stole dvd players out of motels to sell for meth.

I'm so happy I found this channel. Please make a new video every eight or nine minutes.

You have to stop making videos alone and saying you have a guest, it’s getting kinda sad at this point

15:36 Imagine being a passerby and hearing, "Fine, I will shit in your mouth one time-"☠☠☠

I love that they're in Anaheim but they're still looking at listings in Florida because they knew that's where the best FB Marketplace content was gonna be.

Craigslist? Never heard of her. I only know _gregslist_

Buy the *very* used diapers and add them to your merch shop as “little stinkers”

My favorite part of a Danny collab is when he looks into the camera vaguely concerned

I love that they took their phone out while driving to take a picture of a driver driving badly because they may be on the phone.

I love how "Crim Jim" says that he went to college at "The School of Hard Knocks" but he clearly has a Michigan University banner in his profile picture

I trust Danny bc when he’s talking about a stomach, the word he chooses to use is “tummy”

i got a notification for this video 5 years late

3:40 actually this was the first NFT

I love how they both phase in and out of irony intrinsically

Okay the never used toddler stuff is kinda sad,,

- Drew's reflection in the door while filming Danny - The searing sun illuminating the yard in an ethereal glow - The cooling shade of the airbnb porch - The disorienting selection of facebook marketplace items - The ongoing poop in my mouth bit The vibe of this video is something so special

8:56 I need context, but more importantly, I need that

7:55 first time drew asks danny to poop in his mouth 10:08 second and third time 11:19 fourth and final time

Kevin is either drunk or on the damn phone 😒

Hopefully Danny's baby gets a pacifier that's been sucked on by another baby

this was FIVE years ago??? i'm gonna start crying

They did a really good job with the lighting and the green screen. Seamless. You can almost believe that they really went outside.

It’s so weird that they’re both married

12:09 his voice when he says Doritos- I’m wheezing

why don't they kiss

A fanfiction where Danny and Drew are fathers of two kids named Greg and Kevin.

“Why are my grandchildren on it?” “Why didn’t my kids tell me they had kids?” *I cackled*

Yeah, it's like Hemmingway said: for sale, Juicy Couture Passies, never suckled.

I feel like the unsure style they have throughout these older videos just makes it 100 times better.

Drew:“No thank you, my tummy’s full” Danny: 👁👄👁

Rewatching danny and drew collabs is self care

danny generally concerned about drew's uprising scat fetish for a couple of minutes.

Since we first watched this video, my friends and I have not stopped quoting "no thank you, my tummy is full" in our daily lives. It's a core part of my vocabulary now. Thanks Drew

Really like your boyfriend, he should make a channel

"Why didn't my kids tell me... THEY had kids... " 😂🤣😂

The way Drew keeps talking about Danny pooping in his mouth, it makes me think he was possessed by a Poop Ghost.

i just jenna marbles scream laughed because this is the first time i've noticed drew's reflection in the beginning where he films danny

two boys one microphone

Danny: You're talking about me pooping in your mouth again. Drew: No, thank you. My tummy is full.

Drew takes, "sit on my face", to a whole new level and I don't know how to feel about that. Apparently, neither does Danny.

Omg such a good use of green screen danny, you almost got us fooled again! It was very entertaining to watch you interact with yourself!

*Beauty Gurus are quaking in their boots looking at Drew and Danny’s beautiful flawless skin and on fleek eyebrows*

Watching Danny dissociate and talk to his alternate personality Drew for 15 minutes straight

Danny and Drew laughing is just the most wholesome thing I've ever seen

0:48 I love how you can just see Drew awkwardly recording Danny in the reflection of the glass door in the background

No thank you my tummy is full

This is how middle schoolers sound and look when showing each other ifunny on their phones

Drew: You're right, I've seen everyone of your videos Danny: *Proceeds to look into random hole while squinting aggressively*

8:51- this image really speaks for itself.

Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, seats 6 paid 4000 needs moter it cost 275 have steps railing and cover as extras. Will accept reasonable offer

Wait a second, if that doll was " never out of box" then how did they manage to flip it, and raise up it's dress?

I hope Danny looked back at this video for reminders before his baby was born

“never been out of the box” says seller… next picture, doll clearly out of the box

They didnt even comment on the gift cards being expired

Craigslists? more like Gregslists

0:52 love how drew is just visible as a reflection the entire shot

10:18 I couldn't tell if Danny was joking LMAO

i love how in the beginning in the skit while danny's talking u can see drew standing and recording him in the reflection of the door in the back.. cracked me up boys

sorry, the selling EVERYTHING someone needs for a toddler and never used seems so sad like. what happened there??? There's a story i WANNA know

These guys have such excellent chemistry, every video is comedic gold