Funniest moments from the 19th series of Top Gear UK.
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@tharindumahendra38472 роки тому
"This one's got a chair AND a table" is one of the most underrated lines in the series.
@spicyoctopusРік тому
That is characterful isn’t it?
@SLAPDOORSРік тому
good lines need no context, like - "I've just come in jezza"
@1987FX16Рік тому
"I don't think you'll even notice the smell after awhile" xD
@seanricketts9418 місяців тому
@@spicyoctopus😊😊
@JesusBehindtheWheel3 роки тому
"....sorry I can't understand a word you're saying." Oh man that is brilliant. I honestly didn't understand the man either.
@nasen27273 роки тому
I agree, so if anyone did understand could please tell us what he said ?
@frisouille91823 роки тому
Nasen I think he said that he wants to go with Jeremy !
@StevoE73 роки тому
Nasen “well Jeremy, I’m the last dragon in and I, you know I tried to tempt them by making an offer hoping they would come in with me”
@nasen27273 роки тому
@@StevoE7 Thanks mate
@internetduck15203 роки тому
Scotland innit
@jezzaus21243 роки тому
Love it when Jezza takes the piss out of northern accents, forgetting he himself is from Doncaster 😂😂😂
@handlesarefeckinstupid3 роки тому
His parents lived there. He wasn't a born and bred one. He went to public school and had no links there at all. He spent a short time as a journo there as well. He's about as donnie as the Queen.
@jezzaus21243 роки тому
@@handlesarefeckinstupid He was born in Doncaster, he is from Doncaster.
@fastandfhurious32132 роки тому
@@handlesarefeckinstupid my grandad knew his
@dongatello69692 роки тому
Pahs n grehve
@dalemcfaddenfuku9995Рік тому
@@jezzaus2124 true..lol
@JohnJaggerJack3 роки тому
Jeremy taking the piss at the "dragon's den" expenses is just comedy gold.
@handlesarefeckinstupid3 роки тому
It's called taking the piss, not having one.
@yusuf-55313 роки тому
@@handlesarefeckinstupid that was the deleted scene
@NowFunStarts3 роки тому
you`re not from round these parts are you.
@Salman-fb9viРік тому
I knew somwthing was wrong in that guy sentence
@Nihil0s11 місяців тому
You must drive a Ford Bloody Quid Mate
@hssy2jrocker3 роки тому
1:42 British whenever they found a new place in 16th century
@WillFuI3 роки тому
This sounds about right
@aviationnow51033 роки тому
It’s not a stereotype, it’s the truth
@PuppetierMaster3 роки тому
In those days Brits would just take things 16th Lord Jeremy: right, those islands are mine, I'll take a subcontinent over there, those rainy bits off to the side are warm so mine. This is cold, but also beaver, mine. Oh wait a minute... That place has sugar. Mine. 16th Century James May: Are you just taking places you like and placing a flag on them? Lord Jeremy: Yes. Jesuits Priest James: Right you may need a building with a big Jesus cross LJeremy: Right that too and oh look at this place its an island ... oh no its another subcontinent - mine. Christopher Columbus: Guys I've done it! I've determined that the world is round! L.Jeremy: No Hammond the only thing you've done is crossed out that mans name on the map and replaced it with your own. P.James: Rather bad handwriting at that. {Lord Jeremy laughs under his breath) L.Jeremy: Also whats all that? Do you really think the world is a pear, honestly? Hammond: I swear I saw it the other day P.James: well you can't see the it due to the fact you're standing on it. (Jeremy uncontrollably laughing off to the side) Hammond: yeah but I... ahh... what?
@hssy2jrocker3 роки тому
@@PuppetierMaster wtf
@PuppetierMaster3 роки тому
@@hssy2jrocker I see why you're confused Richard Hammond plays the role of Christopher Columbus because in real life He was a brainless idiot.
@j4ff4c3ks13 роки тому
Theo: "Jeremy, it's shit. Totally and utter shit" Narrator: "Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work"
@EmirAssassin2 роки тому
laughed so hard at that
@GracUntoYou2 роки тому
Shalom Ephesians 5:3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; /Inspiration+Culture today suggests that sexual immorality and greed are normal and acceptable. Wrong! This could not be further from the truth. In order to be considered God's holy people, we must live holy lives. Holiness and impurity cannot live together. Impurity lives in the dark, whereas the saints live in the light. If you are struggling with these sins, repent today! God can restore your heart and your mind. /Prayer+Dear God, forgive me for my impure thoughts and the lust in my heart. I know these things are not holy and separate me from you. I repent! Help me to turn my mind to the things of your kingdom and not the things of this world. Send someone to make me accountable. Thank you for your mercy and forgiveness, O Lord. In Jesus' name, amen.
@bromtaegan46062 роки тому
If God wants us to live by his rules, he shouldn't have allowed other religious groups or free will.
@Clarity_Control2 роки тому
@@GracUntoYou Thous Shalt not make a shitty copy paste
@buuam75552 роки тому
Lol I wasn't paying attention and I could've sworn the narrator said "Theo the Fetus"
@fredschriks85543 роки тому
"This one got a chair and a table"
@lonz-.65873 роки тому
Jeremy has asked is it possible to have children work in a factory
@lanckston3 роки тому
a true capitalist
@forevercomputing3 роки тому
They didn't say "no" ;)
@spacecowboy54863 роки тому
China: "YES YES YES" Just joking
@theycallmedonjuan54303 роки тому
Vash the Stampede that wasn’t A joke
@Croatilillious3 роки тому
Those guys didn't have any sense of humor looking at the clips.
@reececameron50703 роки тому
The way Hammond looks so guilty after Jezza shouted is gold
@urosmarjanovic6633 роки тому
That is exactly the same look your dog gives you after he shat in your shoes.
@Yogiz1233 роки тому
1:07 even the scissor is sweaty!
@lamuerte33283 роки тому
I didn't notice that XD
@auzell14493 роки тому
Ah yes the “scissor”
@Xbrine-3 роки тому
It’s pronounced skiccer
@sympathiser_of_Germans_in_40s3 роки тому
Sweaty scissoring
@srt47883 роки тому
I just noticed that after so many years 😂
@EleanorPeterson3 роки тому
Richard's 'sad-faced Mini' segment at 4:25 is absolutely brilliant! Seriously, though, it's a perfect illustration of why car designers need to climb out of their own fundaments once in a while. If nobody's got the guts and nuts to stand up and say, "No, that's bloody hideous," the Emperor will continue to strut about stark bollock naked, and the memory of the fanny-faced Edsel will linger on.
@tesseract5569Рік тому
Did you forget to take your meds before writing this?
@poilboiler4 місяці тому
It's not always the "Emperor" you need to watch out for, it's their rabid muskrats who will harass you for daring to criticize their lord and saviour in any way.
@jakewatson6682 роки тому
05:51 is one of my favourite scenes. Hammond looks so small and innocent lmao
@layonyatsu72032 роки тому
lmao he look like 10 yr old me when my mom calls me by my full name and knew that I fucked up stuff before
@connorthomas2667Рік тому
total and utter despair in a crappy room in south africa
@N-GinAndTonicTM2 роки тому
"This one's got a chair *and* a table(!)" I love James May's sense of humour. It's so dry and sarcastic.
@lettuce9842 роки тому
“What else is electrical in here?” “Not the exhaust manifold” “*wheeze!*
@Snouswort3 роки тому
Brits mocking other brits for their accent is the most surreal thing on the internet
@internetduck15203 роки тому
I mock other brit's accents all the time because they're silly, I love it
@ulysses29213 роки тому
Vespilan it’s an integral part of our culture.
@JDNSAUDIS3 роки тому
My nan talks like the old lady from the advert 🤣 i mock her all the time she loves it 😂😂😂
@jakeclough80903 роки тому
Nah some take it so seriously. They get so angry. Im from Essex with a twang and we all know the full on Essex accent is awful lol
@pododododoehoh35503 роки тому
No thats when americans put on a hillbilly accent
@joshslater24267 місяців тому
Hammond and May both saying “not the exhaust manifold” in unison is what makes the first clip for me. That and Jeremy’s “sophisticated tool kit”.
@BazamOРік тому
5:49 The way it just cuts to hammond standing there😂
@Samuel-cm7bz3 роки тому
It's hilarious when the three of them shouts each others last names: 5:50: *HAMMOND* 8:53: *CLARKSON*
@berkkarsi9 місяців тому
Now we just need Hammond to shout *JAMES*
@berkkarsi9 місяців тому
He actually shouted *JAMES* once in the caravan train episode
@tacticalcalebgaming72644 місяці тому
8:53 is the funniest one
@Ant_Therapy3 роки тому
Yo I’m loving these compilations keep at it. Would love one for all of their specials!
@adamo.13193 роки тому
I agree, the specials are the best!
@benp47363 роки тому
but then youd have to put the whole special on
@WillFuI3 роки тому
It’s a lot better than the ones with the 35 second add about there discord or whatever
@Vert-.3 роки тому
Yo me too Cole lad, me too.
@MilosSrb.3 роки тому
I usally just watch porn compilations but this is also quite nice.
@SaintPhoenixx2 роки тому
Jeremy screaming while driving the P45 but valiantly denying it's dangerous is honestly one of the greatest things to ever happen.
@sadmonke66393 роки тому
7:15 I did not understand him either lmfao
@bluenight3173 роки тому
Best part about this 1:09 is that the yellow box on the airbag is a quick disconnect
@InsightfulUndercurrents10 місяців тому
No the sweat on the clippers 😂
@xdevil_17163 роки тому
8:42 is one of the funniest things in top gear
@antoniothenatural3 роки тому
1:06 the sweat on the cutters is gd hilarious
@sophie-pp5xe2 роки тому
0:12 richard and james in sync is so funny to me
@yashwanthbalakrishnan91003 роки тому
“This one’s got a chair and a table” The excitement 😂
@Macho_FantasticoРік тому
The whole segment with the elderly ladies is pure gold. Bless em.
@darengauthier5223 роки тому
Staged or not, ending on "I wet myself again" and a fade to black, was awesome
@darengauthier5223 роки тому
Ps, also liked the behind the scenes keep it real going on, kind of stuff in this
@Xzanderwow13Рік тому
0:10 when your two single brain cells sync up with eachother
@CookYourDog3 роки тому
5:51 looks like a scene out of a snuff film
@Bluefire3972 роки тому
James getting hit in the face with his goggles never gets old
@jorgeferreira20093 роки тому
"The James". Another great moment of Top Gear.
@Sam-zz7gs3 роки тому
"no id do it if it kills me" "well we'd rather it didn't ..... theres a lot of paperwork"
@doledipp3rs2383 роки тому
2:23 "mr. toad"
@vladd692 роки тому
1:09 gotta love how the pliers also sweat.
@MrTefeРік тому
5:50 i love how he looks to the darkness
@Jeff-kz5kl2 роки тому
"Not the exhaust manifold" is probably my favorite part of all of Top Gear.
@HSMiyamoto3 роки тому
I grew up in Minnesota. "Preparing your car for winter" is a real thing. However, fuel injection, multi-vis oil, maintenance free batteries, all weather tires, and front wheel drive have made a lot of things unnecessary. For example, with rear wheel drive, you would put a 50 lb sack of sand in the trunk to help increase traction.
@martinjenssen20923 роки тому
All weather tires? I cant stop laughing. Shit in winter, shit in summer.
@magicstew453 роки тому
Put about 600lbs in the back of my halfton (tires were a bit bald and needed all the help they could get) It handled and gripped amazingly. Who needs good tires anyways 😂
@AlkalineGamingHD3 роки тому
@@martinjenssen2092 Less issue for people who arent car fussy and dont want to spend the $$$ at a mechanics to get them swapped.
@carpetclimber40273 роки тому
I live in northern Sweden. Changing to winter tyres in the winter and summer tyres in the summer is mandatory by law. In the southern parts however, like in Stockholm, it's forbidden to drive in the city with studded tyres, they have those shit tyres instead.
@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF3 роки тому
I'm a moped driver, I only change the tires if they start to lose their treads. I don't use weather tires or something like that.
@dr.bright62723 роки тому
8:29 these guys are playing Rocket League
@mxstafa13573 роки тому
Lol rocket league irl
@okihabu98052 роки тому
Pretty sure this came out beforehand
@dr.bright62722 роки тому
@@okihabu9805 it did. I was making a joke
@IllusivePrime3 роки тому
8:37 Stig has his visor up slightly.
@user-dk2tq4ny4b7 місяців тому
It has happened a few times
@tauttechminusmanagedmusic37783 роки тому
Sign says "Hamworthy." That sums up the lad trinity perfectly.
@danielannett10192 роки тому
5:45 The best Jezza moment ever
@ic18153 роки тому
I watch the Dragon’s Den crossover all the time. It never gets old.
@Paulie1513 роки тому
8:12 I can't be the only one that recognized that bridge from the Buckaroo Bonzai movie!!!
@SweetBugg233 роки тому
7:43 always gets me 😂
@floriskuipers49253 роки тому
That little "no i'll do it if it kills me" and the push Jeremy gave that rollator are perfect
@StalkingRainbow3 роки тому
1:08 The wire snips get sweaty from the stress lol
@colbypeone15043 роки тому
I almost spat out my coffee at 4:55.
@thelonesoldier45182 роки тому
6:47 now Clarkson rides a tractor lol
@rogerbarton4973 роки тому
That first clip reminds me of the time I adjusted the points on a Ford Cortina in a layby with a half-brick and a length of rebar.
@trsf76373 роки тому
4:07 that look the old lady gave him 😂
@jorgeferreira20093 роки тому
Yeah, "She's got the look!" 😂😂
@AlexYeetsРік тому
"not the exhaust manifold" Most iconic moment
@isaacsrandomvideos6672 роки тому
3:14 absolutely brilliant. My niece bought this from shackletons *you know* shackletons original high seat First she went to showrooms, then she.. oh bloody hell I can’t remember Shackletons high seat chair, It’s lovely. Edit: well, I got most of it right.
@Toolnerd04107 місяців тому
“Itssoeasytogetinandoitofyouknow” Truly inspiring
@Ellipsis1153 роки тому
2:38 *Classic* top gear! Genius!!! Smarter than sherlock this show XD
@somethingnew1842 роки тому
I like how clarkson doesnt care who you are , all he cares about is our entertainment
@dirtydave26913 роки тому
Jeremy Clarkson is the British Hank Hill. The car for the pensioner ladies is my favorite episode ever.
@agentcoxack7368Рік тому
I always love that one where Jeremy basically dismantles Dragons Den’s up-tight wankers by speaking his mind to them. Good on ya, Jezza.
@miraveta7 місяців тому
Hammond explaining how dangerous an airbag is is both hilarious and frightening
@stefevr3 роки тому
7:38 you can see he's trying not to laugh :D
@commando_barrage5012 роки тому
Jeremy with the “sharks” was hilarious! “Can children work in the factories because if so they’d be great!”
@zilvertron2 роки тому
Its Dragons Den, so probably call them Dragons
@JustDaniel67642 роки тому
@@zilvertron The yank version is called sharks tank.
@zilvertron2 роки тому
@@JustDaniel6764 Theres a yank version of Top Gear, what ive seen and what ive heard about it is its not as popular asthe lovable trio, that happens to be brittish. The "judges" sitting and judging peoples inventions are called Dragons, dont matter if they are called Sharks or trumps lackeys, its still from a brittish show and its Dragons.
@scottyb1300Рік тому
@@zilvertron so y'all are wandering some foggy islands on the outskirts of Euroland calling these guys loan dragons? Next you're gonna tell me you got some whacky made up names for gasoline, hoods, and trunks as well, aren't you?
@aaronskelhorn822410 місяців тому
@@zilvertron why are you so offended that there's us versions of uk shows?
@marty67792 роки тому
1:20 aren't Italian football jerseys blue? That could have been the clue
@BMMEC60002 роки тому
4:34 lol! 😂🤣
@fixerlife44182 роки тому
The pliers were sweating😂😂😂
@bruhnt50633 роки тому
-Jeremy, it's shid. +It isn't! -It is. +Why is it? -Totally unutter shid.
@MiniLemmy3 роки тому
James May yelling “CLAAAAAAARKSEEENN!” will never grow old....
@captainpoontah48883 роки тому
5:31 well found James haha
@cameronbennett7973 роки тому
I love how subtitles called him Theo Fetus
@Deon_777 місяців тому
"As dawn broke, the peace and serenity of this beautiful, Uganda morning, was shattered by the bellow of a wild animal" *CLARKSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN*
@mxstafa13573 роки тому
This is as I like to call it, the golden era of Top Gear
@jonathanjoestar__3 роки тому
my favourite was jeremy making the new dashboard for the pensioners car. 'and here is a fog lights switch, so that when it starts to drizzle grandma can flick the switch to activate the fog lights, but if you look here it does absolutely nothing at all'
@juliangriffiths95833 роки тому
3:01 sunno why but this just represents brittish language
@JMUDoc3 роки тому
"Not the exhaust manifold." 9.2 for synchronization :)
@BritishTightEnd2 роки тому
9:29 you are aiming to not kill them
@kanyespastor58883 роки тому
This is prime top gear
@jonathanpeterson19848 місяців тому
The Reliant Robbin was my favorite TV event of ALL TIME!😂😂😂😂
@DanielJacksonMusic3 роки тому
3:16 damn I remember that old macOS X look, ahh good ol’ days
@Bobbymaccys8 місяців тому
I must say I love the humour of the dragons 😂😂
@mcunha81Рік тому
That last bit has me in tears everytime...
@aquticdan6782 роки тому
6:10 you can see him trying not to laugh
@lovelandfrog56926 місяців тому
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as I did when I first watched Jeremy take that ridiculous little car on the M roads. It still makes me die laughing when I watch it today.
@itsamerby42703 роки тому
Making my quarantine better one video at a time
@TheNapalmFTW3 роки тому
Who's still in quarantine
@Alexander_l3223 роки тому
He said to old Duncan ‘ can’t understand a word you’re saying’ 🤣🤣🤣
@pauliussileika3 роки тому
3:59 Nice
@ApollyonTheBasher3 роки тому
Loving these keep it up weekly uploads
@weirdfish12163 роки тому
thanks for making these!
@bluuumcguffin10533 роки тому
You're doing the lord's work
@Dannyner6Рік тому
"sorry i cant understand a word you say" lmao love it 7:15
@carolinemiroy99363 роки тому
Hammond looks like Blakey from on the buses doing an impression of a sad mini 🚗
@jackme0w3 роки тому
cheers for making all these!
@hamishdow21883 роки тому
You know something is gonna be good when jeremy says *yeeeeeeesss*
@lpsftw8572Рік тому
Love how Hammond comments on the power of airbags, given that he has probably seen airbags the most out of the group
@rikishikato50013 роки тому
That tractor story will forever stuck in my head
@menotu33182 роки тому
“This one’s got a chair and a table!”
@Cars_with_max7 місяців тому
1:22 always makes me laugh 😂
@patmaloney57353 роки тому
In that bingo clip... Jeza was probably 50 and he never looked more in place .
@joemurphy97263 місяці тому
Jeremy at the end "there you go" 😂
@toolazytothinkofaname15422 роки тому
This is the best car show ever. No doubts about that.
@iliyastoleubekov77363 роки тому
Dragon's Den: "Jeremy it's shit" Narrator: "dragons think Jeremy's car still needs improvement"
@cinnamon98023 роки тому
1:39 “I feel good nanana”
@RepellentJeff2 роки тому
“This one’s got a chair *and* a table.” XD
@jamesfirebird81683 роки тому
Didn't know I liked these guys until I started watching these clips