3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"

His comebacks are simply unmatched. When Jeremy said "I still think you're ugly." James hit back with "a crushing criticism from one so handsome." 😂

@@Terrezio Which episode was that from?

@@barneyward6448 Honestly I couldn't tell you. I saw it in another compilation haha

Yes.

Funny.

You funny man

funy

I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it

2:08 the meme everyone knows

I think it must be damp

Yup

2 and a half grown men😂

@@JackAndersMusic i love clarksons and hammonds reaction

@@JackAndersMusic it HAS to be damp

It is? Lol

Top Gear is the most successful improv/sketch comedy hybrid series of all time, cleverly disguised as a show about cars and automobiles.

@@MrGeorgeFlorcus Exactly, I couldn't give much less of a shit about the various types of motor boxes. I'm too poor and stupid/ American. I generally just drive the cheapest things that ticks the squares that I care about because fuck aesthetics and opinions. (I love to buy a car painted by an idiot. 🥰) I just lo-iike James May, and I wilfully tolerate the other two (for his success) because unfortunately stupidity is a necessary marketable asepect of TV. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess...

@@PyroNinja713 old top gear, the new one is ass

@@MrGeorgeFlorcus except only 5% of it is improv. I love this show but damn do they script the hell out of it,

-everyone liked that-

Cause that's what friends do

@@ManjunathMCisawesome When you get into jail, a good friend will try to bail you out, and a best friend will be sitting next to you calling you a moron for getting them caught.

I love the ‘Jim’ look to the camera that Clarkson does

Hammond went hard on that, too. I always laugh when he starts talking about orcs.

Fuck yeah I seriously think they qualify as a type of asmr wonderfully wholesome decompression

"middle aged"

Jo dude me 2 rightnow its 2 at night for me on a sunday evening laughing my fk ass of

Dude no fucking shit, I legit do this all the time

Well said, well said

That is his grnius

His immediate face of accepting his fail..what utter brilliance. lol

Clarkson is a genius, but above all he is *an* comedian i believe

@@ethansmith9065 He is not a comedian, but he has comedic skills

I felt like they did that without telling them, James had such a natural reaction

@@allcentaur384 or he’s a good actor

@@Danie1_l fair cannot argue against that

The double take

@@allcentaur384They would have had the car already on its side, probably attached to a whole winch setup, with a ton of safety precautions to make sure it wouldn’t slide into or tip onto Jeremy, May, or any of the crew. Those guys would have known exactly what was going to happen. They were just acting surprised.

That's why he suggests them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10:28 poor clarkson, they went on and on for a minute

But but why in Burma have their horses got 5 legs?

His feet can probably touch the floor on any kind of horse.

jeremy is tall enough for his feet to touch the ground allmost so he knows when he outreaches his toes he is at the same level as the horse

i laughed way too hard at that part

Which episode is that from?

@@ThimaiahBaduvamanda 80’s Hatchback challenge

Series 21 episode 1

EEN DA *P L U H M Z*

Don't be fooled: everything - yes, EVERYTHING - is a stunt. The BBC peeps care desperately about their reputation for professionalism and decent production values, so they'd much rather spend £5,000 of licence payers' money on slick editing and predictable post-production sound effects than blowing a mere £500 on drowning a microphone and hoping that they get an amusing gurgle from it. Everything is staged, especially the bits that clearly aren't staged.

@@EleanorPeterson you must be fun at parties

@@EleanorPeterson holy hell, bugger off down a hole

@@kaikai5963 actually more fun than those guys who say "we know but we still like it"

@@kysrussiansandindians0 no lol just enjoy despite

Jeremy also said crist on a bike and then we see crist on a bike

We just ignore Hitler on a bike

Imagine if the today Twitter was back then, immediate cancellation

@UCQdj8uQ4FFWFYNVUuVZnqyg Fuck off. This would still happen today. Stop being such a whiny doomer

I like how james looks genuenly confused

somehow *the* most Hammond clip from all of top gear

Always has been

The meme potential is legendary

Just now? How

Oh no! Anyway

Next to the Star Wars prequels they are my favorites to use

What ep is that?

hhHHmm

@@Enforcedcraft Burma Special, I think

The laughter is perfect

HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU BACKED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY

*James May laughing*

I knew the exact line and I haven’t even yet got to that part of the video yet

Noah Innenberg *reversed

I literally died rn xd

Wait what does it mean

@@inknstars5595 i think its something to do with drag queens but idk

@@magickpigeon Yeah, it is about drag queens

Shush regard

The second after he said that, I had an ad for Opium Perfume

My parents when i was born

“Cus look” **Richard proceeds to remove the windscreen**

The Breeze'll be nice...

My exes when they dated me

Breeze will be nice!

Bruh I felt that lol

DeeDash they missed the part where Jeremy retaliate by saying that is the sound of envy

@@EzraDair bitterness and jealousy

what episode is it from?

Such a shame that they didn’t put the McLaren and Lotus together. They’d be in ICU with oxygen deprivation from laughing too much 😂

@J Sarandrea ok

I was too focused on the girl behind Jeremy lmao

The F1 did this to themself

2:08 the meme everyone knows

2:08 the meme everyone knows

2:08 the meme everyone knows

2:08 the meme everyone knows

2:08 the meme everyone knows

I just real

2:08 the meme everyone knows

There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.

Roses are red The sun is brighter James may attempts to light an SS18 Satan missile with a lighter

@@ralphgarcia3874 Hey, I caught you stealing comments. The Council of *Goose* will decide your fate.

We have an extra bottom at the front, Phil. Ask your mum about it... ;-)

I would like to ask you

Jeremy punched someone? Why

@@erickajoyflore7109 pretty sure it was because the director or whatever did something, and he was waiting on important medical news so his nerves were high already

@@ICCUWANSIUT nah, bbc just hates everyone, trust me, they pulled 2 fire alarms in 1 session of Season 1 of The Goes Wrong Show, the birth of christ episode, instead of interrupting one of their many empty rooms.

@@ICCUWANSIUT Yeah, he got incorrectly diagnosed with pancreatic cancer iirc. His mother had also passed recently, and he was going through a divorce. Pretty sure he snapped when the producer made a jab at his mother

The golden era ended after Hammond's first accident. That's when they went from quality car show to schlock entertainment. The latter albeit much more popular and profitable.

It's the argument between someone who nearly killed a person and a person that narrowly escaped death.

I don't think the crane falling over was scripted either in total honesty

Its because the show as a whole is unscripted

Yes

Same

It never gets old

It sounds like Grover to me

You're stupid, he's inside a plane when piloting it.

@@automation7295 bro calm down

Is it you nigel?

I have lumbago

@@automation7295 and he was inside a tent when piloting.. the tent, stoopid

he said the thing :D

I thought that too, since they’ve got rid of all the terrible presenters Freddie and Paddy are actually good fun though, check out the car bungee!

@@riffratt I have watched those guys and they are good, but they still seem to miss that real friendship and camaraderie. So I do watch occasionally, but to me, it's not the same. Cheers

Did you watch the grand tour?

Anurag Anand grand tour is great

Legally, at least.

Oh my god. Another box.

Tbh I would feel the same if I was James.

*2014

Hammond's face upon realizing how badly he fucked up was great as well

That's what I like in the bottom gear memes. They litterly just the short version of top gear.

Actually, these guys are marvelous idiots and I love them for it!

Rose wine and or lots of beers prob lol

Only idiots says "Blinker fluid". There's no such think called "blinker fluid". You're obviously not a car enthusiasts, you're an idiot who clearly knows nothing about cars..

@@automation7295 we have got a captain genius in the house you moron xD That was a f..* joke you joke Ever heard of sarcastic jokes? Love the fact how u are insulting me as an idiot, but being dumb af not even able to realize the joke

@@automation7295 and by the way: "Only idiots say" Or "Only an idiot says" :'D idiot

They are the best of friends and have known each other for over 20 years.