Funniest moments from the 13th series of Top Gear UK.
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@jdxjoxi3 роки тому
i still think the scene with james in the golf pulling up to the house and clarkson turning the music on has got to be one of the top 5 funniest moments from all of top gear
@Ogrethephreak3 роки тому
The look on hamster's face
@skorpion39933 роки тому
That’s probably my number 1, I die laughing every time 😂
@jordancox5592 роки тому
He called his parents heroin addicts 😂😂
@mariamalgorzata49742 роки тому
the moment i die laughing when the girl says "why dont they speak english" and james said. cuz theyre spanish
@criostoirocuinnРік тому
Fact
@CityStays3 роки тому
The bit where they are trying to be at quiet as possible then Jeremy turns the stereo on in James car has to be one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen.
@doggowpv78252 роки тому
I'm cackling in the middle of the night because of that
@foxprower61422 роки тому
@@muneebrehman6288 think 10 or 13
@KyleC11Рік тому
9:00
@jimmyavpi8 місяців тому
It's all fake!!!
@CityStays7 місяців тому
@@jimmyavpi who cares? It is funny.
@shoutout.kokain87133 роки тому
0:26 *LOL STIGGY TRYING TO PHOTOCOPY HIS HEAD LOL*
@dannyhudson51153 роки тому
I noticed it and rewound 10 times!
@shoutout.kokain87133 роки тому
@@dannyhudson5115 lool
@BlueFlagAlpha3 роки тому
I saw that too lol
@mayoroicjre3 роки тому
He was probably trying to see if it worked
@georgewilliams30293 роки тому
I've only just noticed that
@wge0209mop3 роки тому
Hammond’s reaction at 9:05 is one of those moments I still remember from the first time I saw it, and will remember forever. Absolute TV gold
@sml2k186Рік тому
He knew it was going to be gold
@jonahc2807Місяць тому
“YOU’RE SO UNFUNNY”
@Chanannagins3 роки тому
the Teenage episode is one of the funniest episodes of all time
@James-fb9wn3 роки тому
Ravy mayvy
@aaronrichards28423 роки тому
and the cringiest
@ChrisLoew3 роки тому
Rumor has it the three teens are still on their phones. Wonder where they are now a decade later?
@R33Racer3 роки тому
@@ChrisLoew Probably in a council estate with 8+ kids. Who knows?
@spaghetts3 роки тому
That was the first episode I ever watched. Been hooked ever since
@kevenguimaraes3 роки тому
“You’ve given me the baby now get in the back” (and Jeremy’s reaction) is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
@poletooke46918 місяців тому
Time stamp?
@kevenguimaraes8 місяців тому
@@poletooke4691 1:22
@JetFalcon7107 місяців тому
@@poletooke4691 14:19
@poletooke46917 місяців тому
@@JetFalcon710 omg he did say that! That is brutal 😂😂
@JetFalcon7107 місяців тому
@@poletooke4691 Yeah lol
@AsboJunior3 роки тому
When James's girlfriend said she wanted a 'power drill' I don't think she meant an electrical appliance...
@danis84553 роки тому
In the words of james may! "This is a guy that drives a Fiat Panda :P
@abramo77003 роки тому
the most interesting uninteresting person in the world
@dan.97343 роки тому
She probably would have been better off with an 'electrical appliance' than James cock
@azrael61733 роки тому
:eyes:
@bentgi3 роки тому
@@dan.9734 i thought James cut his cock off because he wanted cheaper car insurance.
@bubblebobble57913 роки тому
“Right, you've given me the child, now get in the back”
@cahyasatrya65583 роки тому
Bubble Bobble i dont get it
@naj_z3 роки тому
@@cahyasatrya6558 how old are you?
@treskilion-96903 роки тому
@@cahyasatrya6558 It's a rather adult joke. If you are younger, it's probably better that you don't get it.
@takumi20233 роки тому
Backdoor
@colebiggs72963 роки тому
Flamingo Boutique in the bum hole
@GooeyGoo3 роки тому
4:03 holy shit I liked this segment. " 'I've come to fix your boiler' and then you just fix it." hahaha
@OndrejFicek2 роки тому
Should have had the footage longer because of the laughs. That was brilliant!
@richardcochrane19662 роки тому
9:09 "....steady and....." (LOUD TECHNO MUSIC) Makes me howl with laughter every time.....
@zenzibar282 роки тому
"why don't they speak english?" "...because they're spanish" has to be one of my favorite James lines ever
@oliverhooper4352 роки тому
Something I've never noticed before is at 0:26 and 0:31 Stig is photocopying his head / helmet. This show never fails to amuse me 😅
@JetFalcon7102 роки тому
Some part of me wants to try that one day. Just stick my head in a photocopier and see what happens
@timbo96447 місяців тому
@@JetFalcon710same but with a microwave
@surkey50557 місяців тому
@@timbo9644I recommend the photo copier
@adnanrahman58837 місяців тому
That scene is full of Easter eggs. The gold bars in the background and Will Young's photo on clarkson's desk to name a few
@craigd90587 місяців тому
Some say that his head is invisible to photocopiers.
@MercenaryRandoms3 роки тому
7:37 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!
@bymafia26063 роки тому
literally at 13:29
@KevinKickChannel3 роки тому
Top Gear Ground Force lol
@aleksbalazic3 роки тому
LOOKWHATYOUVEDONETOMYBLOODYSHEDMAN
@cirocciroc3 роки тому
Do you have any idea how far we are from a river of gravel?
@mrarnold963 роки тому
I had this bomb...and it will buffed out. What time is this program on? Is it 10 o'clock? Yea Is it 10 o'clock on bbc 2? Yea Are we in the watershed? Yea You're a fa-
@DrewSavo3 роки тому
0:26 Stig using the photocopier.
@dom36313 роки тому
not just that, the entire scene has hidden gags, like bars of gold, a teethwhitening kit,...
@DrewSavo3 роки тому
Dom how were the gold bars a gag?
@michaelkennedy85733 роки тому
well spotted
@blackycow3 роки тому
Naa, hes just taking a selfie.
@rosap603 роки тому
The picture of Will Young on Jeremy's desk
@tommyc53413 роки тому
Top gear is the only show which you can watch over and over again and it will never get old
@mrtom28543 роки тому
*one of the few shows which you can... Don't forget Monty Python, Father Ted and Game Of Thrones.
@kribz4576Рік тому
Only fools and horses
@christerselbomathisen9897Рік тому
And Fawlty Towers
@tommyc5341Рік тому
@@christerselbomathisen9897 agreed
@Motty10669 місяців тому
Blackadder
@y3v1k3 роки тому
4:46 “he doesnt know wether to get in or mate with it” that just killed me🤣
@lmtdoran3 роки тому
9:10 is the funniest moment I've seen I can't stop laughing every time I see it I laugh my ass off
@ryang93063 роки тому
The way he just bumps into the car and goes “god above” gets me every time
@skorpion39933 роки тому
Facts, that’s literally the most I’ve ever laughed at anything 🤣🤣🤣
@raxxed2 роки тому
same :DD
@tmlbschnr70882 роки тому
100 % true 😂
@ogboombox15562 роки тому
oh for GOD SAKE 🤣
@SebbusWebbus3 роки тому
14:19 “She’s effectively saying you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back.” OH MY GOD I’M DYING
@daddygagz17012 роки тому
I couldn’t stop rewatching it
@JetFalcon7102 роки тому
Clarkson's wheezing laugh makes it even better tbh
@shadow_crne10302 роки тому
Does that mean the front entrance is closed and he may come in through the back door only??
@lukegauci11592 роки тому
I really think that Jeremys reaction was completely genuine in this. They might have scripted the convo, but the joke itself is very random (something James does a lot) and that reaction by Jermey was defiantly real
@JetFalcon7102 роки тому
@@lukegauci1159 Yeah, pretty sure the words were scripted but the innuendo wasn't
@GoatSimpulator3 роки тому
5:14 *The Mating Call of the Elusive James May...*
@truesnamel3 роки тому
good one
@charlotteleates93752 роки тому
At 07:35, when Jeremy is chasing after the Volvo whilst trying to open the door before giving up, I laugh each time I see it!! 🤣
@oscarwilliams23169 місяців тому
“There’s no damage”
@WeMuckAround3 роки тому
"Why don't they speak English?" "'Cos they're Spanish" 12:38
@404TVfr2 роки тому
So underrated
@ericklazo8113 роки тому
5:12 just had me dying of laughter
@Not_Slim_Shady3 роки тому
"Cock." *destroys piano*
@mr.anonymous77932 роки тому
What episode is that
@Danse_Macabre_1252 роки тому
@@mr.anonymous7793 series 13 episode 5 i think
@nickcrompton4852 роки тому
I think its staged because james hits full brake when hes in 2 meters of the piano
@giraffeee2 роки тому
It's so funny how he sounds more mildly annoyed than alarmed. Excuse me while replay that 10 more times
@LPA_3 роки тому
"Why don't they speak english?" "Because they're spanish." huh.
@adim24273 роки тому
"Nobody wanted to drive around with a small girl's severed head mounted on the dashboard" 😂😂
@kasperkjrsgaard14473 роки тому
I do. 👹
@youtubepleb3 роки тому
Who wouldn’t?
@largol33t13 роки тому
he has a point. the picture looks like someone did a very bad crash course in Photoshopping pics...
@krazycharlieРік тому
Also James May: "No, you spoiled brat, we aren't there yet".
@karelpipaРік тому
@@largol33t1 its just bad angle
@jolly53193 роки тому
the episode when they buy cars as 17 yo is so perfect for them, because they were genuinely a bunch of teenagers
@alejandrop.s.39423 роки тому
12:39 this reminds me of the girl who said that the way a homeless person could solve his situation would be buying a house.
@titanicman93293 роки тому
What episode is that from
@feinschmecker95663 роки тому
@@titanicman9329 Not episode,it's from his life
@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H2 роки тому
That woman has turds as a brain
@dpm29372 роки тому
@@TheSilverCanine_R3D-H she is genious. She ended homelessnes and poverty in a few seconds
@cranberryegg12362 роки тому
@@dpm2937 and ended the language barrier
@Broccoli_Highkicks3 роки тому
5:29 Even when he's not in a car, Hammond crashes.
@guill0t5203 роки тому
That’s Hammond for ya
@jaspermennink74093 роки тому
rustamtheshadow Jeremy Clarkson said that didn’t look for James and cuz the voice sounded like James I think it’s james
@JetFalcon7102 роки тому
@@jaspermennink7409 James' hair is lighter in color and kinda wavy, that's definitely Hammond
@jaymercer46923 роки тому
James laugh after Hammond says soap is soap is so perfect.
@iroor2 роки тому
what exactly is the joke?
@shrimpflea2 роки тому
@@iroor James knows that woman don't think that about soap. Only men think soap is soap.
@iroor2 роки тому
@@shrimpflea but why is soap not soap? ;-;
@MichaelCoombes7762 роки тому
The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"
@MichaelCoombes7762 роки тому
The best bit was cut, Jeremy says "Well go on then, buy your wife some Swarfega"
@Wet_woofer3 роки тому
Gets 66,1 db "Mom and dad didnt wake up, its a good job theyre heroin addicts" lmaoo
@Dragoneer3 роки тому
2:17 Best quote from the entire series hands down
@tyw1232 роки тому
Agreed
@opshredderytp6 місяців тому
"2, 4, 6, 8, Jacky Smith's husband likes to masturbate" Hmm, le true
@kanishkgupta6773 роки тому
5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.
@IceeFish3 роки тому
Yes, for May... so who's Hammond?
@SFTaYZa3 роки тому
Even if it was now he'd still be fine.
@briankozlowski65683 роки тому
5:01 I got scared for may and then realised this isn't 2020.
@oinkitysploink22132 роки тому
Sneezing doesn’t mean you have it lol
@elijahbachrach65792 роки тому
I had the same thought, but then I remembered he doesn’t have 4 co-morbidities
@dominicsangeet73023 роки тому
"You've given me the baby now get in the back" 😂😂
@djmace90293 роки тому
It’s Clarkson’s laugh after he says that and then James realising what he just said that gets me 😂
@turboeddude48493 роки тому
I don't get it...
@Ogrethephreak3 роки тому
@@turboeddude4849 it's a butt sex joke.
@turboeddude48493 роки тому
Ogre D Oh I see
@MikMoen3 роки тому
"You've given me a baby now get in the back."
@JetFalcon7102 роки тому
Jeremy Clarkson: _[w h e e z e]_
@ericwedin41543 роки тому
Must have seen the ”not waking up the parents” part a hundred times and still laughs until I cry. 😂😂😂😂
@davidiainrussell7030Рік тому
I am the same and have just watched it yet again, tears of laughter every time!
@futurecat3 роки тому
Every time I see the car auction, I scream inwardly "Why didn't he buy the purple car?!"
@seanoreilly18323 роки тому
I know!!
@jones66133 роки тому
coz he was busy looking for a brown car
@jcb22633 роки тому
Or the red cortina
@rainierogarcia85643 роки тому
That Purple Spitfire wouldve been perfect for the rally.
@televisionandcheese3 роки тому
That spitfire was actually great
@orpheus729Рік тому
“Why don’t they speak English?” “Because they’re Spanish” Amazing hahaha
@jamesbarker52543 роки тому
Man do I miss this show. It's just never going to be close to as good as it was back when these 3 were on it.
@pablonavas88083 роки тому
The grand tour sucks its over scripted
@No-vq1iv3 роки тому
Not as entertaining. I'd argue that as a pure car show it's actually better now.
@nachiketdhende86813 роки тому
Top Gear had the might of the whole BBC juggernaut behind it. They could bring in Royal air force and navy and what not. Amazon isn't capable of doing anything that comes even close.
@helicocktor3 роки тому
@@pablonavas8808 top gear's always been scripted too it was just that they were really good at making it look natural. I think they've gone back to how they used to work with TGT's Seamen, it's really good.
@nachiketdhende86813 роки тому
@@helicocktor Yes. GT specials are actually special! 👍
@MissMoon1113 роки тому
'Aspergers is that what makes my pee smell funny. Oh wait that's asparagus!' 🤣🤣 made me cry laughing!
@guywhocantgrowabeardРік тому
Series 13 is woefully underrated. The 1949 episode and the cars for teenagers episodes are two of the best episodes in the whole catalogue.
@crimsonmaelstrom5737 місяців тому
And they were the first two episodes of the series
@adivovevo88023 роки тому
I swear James’s “I did” moments are some of the best
@jackholt95753 роки тому
Why don’t they speak English Because they’re Spanish
@benjaminmadrigal23283 роки тому
I can't stress enough how much I laugh with this line every freaking time for some reason.
@zEternus3 роки тому
@@awakebroadcast9140 nah
@MrLinkyPlays3 роки тому
She pissed him so off much, it was so perfect
@chrisbaker77323 роки тому
They are English
@Alex-mu8yf3 роки тому
What Episode was this?
@bethaniie_3 місяці тому
The whole bit from 8:50 will never leave me not gasping for air
@didgereemedia1942 роки тому
I used to laugh so hard at the doors closing lifting the roof, I never initially noticed James hitting Jezza's plums
@dnakatomiuk3 роки тому
The Stig trying to photocopy his own head was magic
@JetFalcon7102 роки тому
And not to mention the other stuff in that scene, which includes and is not limited to: - The pictures of the Queen on James' desk - The gold bars stacked in a pyramid behind James - The MP5 on Jeremy's desk
@benanderson95Рік тому
No matter how many times I watch it, Jezza accidentally pushing his Volvo into the Summer house still has me in tears every time 🤣
@Vashthestampede5673 роки тому
This just proves how much a gem James is
@mattygee68526 місяців тому
0:44 love how James was annoyed until he realised it was a prank 😂😂
@ryanmorrison36993 місяці тому
I always loved how the auctioneer couldn’t contain his giggles watching May having to bid so much for that crumby Citrǒen😂
@gandurk3 роки тому
"you get up in the morning, throw a donkey off a tower block, and go sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road" I'm dead
@JoeyLovesTrains3 роки тому
What I’ve learned: a Jaguar is the Cadillac for British people.
@z-trip54573 роки тому
You're not wrong.
@Matthisnotweird3 роки тому
@Burleon so a cadillac?
@youtubepleb3 роки тому
@Burleon practicing your James may there?
@Hydruss4433 роки тому
Accurate. Especially the 90s jags.
@AveragePootis3 роки тому
@@Hydruss443 Depends on the jag tho, the supercharged XJR isint
@larrylentini56883 роки тому
"You've given me the baby now get in the back" Holy cow the things I missed as a kid 0-0
@HM-gt5pd2 роки тому
1:01 - Honestly one of the funniest things I have seen. Even the initial ad was so funny
@backhandok3 роки тому
That classic time trial with a Page 3 girl, a short person and a foreigner was excellent.
@Raas9873 роки тому
Series 13 of Top Gear has to be one of the funniest series of British TV
@noah-ko3di3 роки тому
G. Rigz that and series 10/12 the best
@chadhaire17113 роки тому
They all SUCKED..fake scripted bullshit for idiots
@seanoreilly18323 роки тому
Man if you havent seen blackadder or fawlty towers you should. Much love.
@michaelm55423 роки тому
Sean O'reilly some of Open All Hours as well?
@pyroknight4193 роки тому
@@chadhaire1711 shut the fuck up
@timothygeorge58063 роки тому
*They’re hot for James May right now!*
@nicholasw.34882 роки тому
6:30 “anyway”
@naj_z3 роки тому
14:19 is so hilarious
@rufusgreenleaf24662 роки тому
7:35 the way Jeremy closes the door like it's in acceptance of the cars fate.
@simonayers80333 роки тому
0:27 stig trying understand how a printer works
@alanbugler44043 роки тому
I think he was photocopying his helmet.
@acemcgill2 роки тому
8:18 Every drunk person trying to be quiet.
@j4ff4c3ks13 роки тому
"Hit the banks, not our tanks!" "He means your petrol tanks, ladies and gentlemen, if you're confused, though while we're at it our armed forces are woefully underequipped for the job they have to do"
@nomsi42638 місяців тому
I love them, and miss them on top gear
@jamielb982 роки тому
The best Top Gear series they ever made, every episode was majestic
@mazzaneetum3 роки тому
0:27 why have i only just noticed the stig trying to photocopy himself?
@Bluefire3973 роки тому
That scene of jeremy crashing the volvo into the shed has to be one of the funniest scenes in television.
@JonteTheMan13 роки тому
Series 13 was really one of the best. Really like 10 and 11 too, that's the absolute peak television banter EVER.
@cromwellg603 роки тому
Thumbnail is my old school RGS High Wycombe just outside my old geography room 🤣
@claudiahayes88333 роки тому
Oh God an RGS boy 😭 (kidding! I was a WHS girl)
@dieksholland75303 роки тому
Congratulations
@bavorena3 роки тому
Well done
@drhanifp3 роки тому
Thats exactly what they said when clarkson arrived in his volvo. "Oh look a geography teacher has arrived"
@geznicks3 роки тому
High Wycombe is a shit hole
@petargacic42993 роки тому
-"What you are witnesing here is aspergers made real" - "is that what makes my wee smell funny, oh wait thats asparagus"
@wolfrunner64623 роки тому
6:23 James, I've fallen out of the basket thingy!
@roku-chan2 роки тому
Imagine if he’d said “oh no!” before saying “… anyway.”
@petargacic42993 роки тому
2:16 im dying
@Jeskers182 роки тому
These guys will always be my #1 favourite trio.
@jaykparikh373 роки тому
*small explosion in the distance* “CLARKSON!!” Is just one of the most iconic moments
@jeremyfong56843 роки тому
7:11 “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!!!”
@commietearsdrinker2 роки тому
God this series is an absolute gold mine of James May moments.
@AverkiGaming3 роки тому
"you've given me the baby, now get in the back" hahahaha
@jadenkhor35238 місяців тому
“She’s effectively saying - you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back” - Sir James May, whatever year that was.
@_financial_regret_3 роки тому
11:15 Is it just me or does anyone else remember Jeremy saying he did it in a Bentley
@evantra17613 роки тому
Yeah I thought so to. He says it back in the £1500 Porsche challenge when James does his elevensies.
@DrewSavo3 роки тому
2:17 My new ringtone.
@raihan54053 роки тому
What he was saying
@DrewSavo3 роки тому
Its a reference to Jacqui Smith, a British politician at the time who’s husband was caught up in a scandal where it was revealed that when she’s at work or at home, he’s in his garden shed watching lots of....................movies from the adult entertainment industry. “2, 4, 6, 8, Jacqui Smith’s husband likes to mastu..........I can’t do that one.”
@raihan54053 роки тому
@@DrewSavo lol...thank you for saying this to me
@Motty10663 роки тому
No-one is making madcap Sunday night cheer-up TV like this anywhere. I love this, and this series was a particular beauty
@petargacic42993 роки тому
"James, i've fallen out of the basket thing" "Anyways"
@constantinlazar82233 роки тому
@5:00 The good old days when you could do that and someone saying "Bless you!" was the worst that could happen
@artemisargent86232 роки тому
0:40 in the background, the Stig is learning about a copying machine
@TONOCLAY2 роки тому
Always cracks me up with the explosion and yelling Clarkson and here he comes e braking to a stop
@XantoS7713 роки тому
8:39 Only Jeremy would find a positive thing about his parents being heroin addicts LMAO
@alessandromazzini70264 місяці тому
Jame's reaction when the girl sprays his hair is hilarious 😂
@carlosfelix71853 роки тому
James constantly shouting 'Clarkson' damn that makes me cry of laughter 🤣