I’m a big fan of signs that have nothing but “!” On them. Like, there is a hazard here but you won’t know what it is until it hits you.

My personal favorite was one by a bridge that said “bridge may be wet when raining”

In Texas we have signs that say "Obey State Laws." Why do we need that sign?!?

"why don't they just put the deer sign on the deer?"

There is a sign in in Florida called “don’t throw stones at the sign thank you“ as opposed to what

There was a temporary sign on the A467 saying flood for about 8 years. As far as I can remember the road never flooded...

I thought those 'Sign Not In Use' signs were a joke. But then I saw one on the M4 and I had to pull over and stop because I was laughing so much.

"Road liable to ice" on a road I've never seen ice on in 32 years

"Ive actully been tossed by a squirrel like that" - James May

1:53 This is how the meme: "Oh no! Anyway..." Continues

They have lovely signs in the US which say, "prison area, do not pick up hitchhikers"

"Secret Nuclear Bunker" That sounds like some shit from a cartoon. Basically a sign that says where the evil cartoon villain is, but in cartoon fashion nobody suspects a thing.

If I have to put up a sign, it will say "Keep your eyes on the road"

My favourite in the US are the signs saying ‘stop ahead’ in places where you can quite clearly see the upcoming stop sign.

I love how at 5:07 the laughter lasts way longer than it normally does as people realize what's wrong with the sign and just lose it

I saw a stupid ass sign that said “speed limit 60mph” the guy behind me thought so to he sped up and followed me for miles. He had some ugly flashing lights on top of car though

Lane closed so that we can impose a preposterously low speed limit on the lane that isn't closed so we can catch you speeding and fine you and then spend the money on signs with squirrels on them with antlers

My favourite is from another Top Gear episode which states: "Do not walk on the grass" - but its on a tiny square patch of grass surrounded by concrete lol...

1:54 It's the Dacia Sandero!

In Southern Ireland they have markings on the road that say "SLOW", followed later by ones that say "SLOWER"!

I know what sign James is talking about, changed priorities, it's 2 mins from my house...

Clarkson: “Christ we’ve moved offices, where are we now?” May: “Upstairs” Lmao😂

5:08 Good to see Wile E. Coyote is still getting employment.

“We are governed by imbeciles”. True to this day, mate, true in so many places.

I saw a meme that featured a sign saying "stop sign to be installed on (date I can't remember)" So they went to the trouble of making a teaser stop sign instead of an actual stop sign. Genius

I've been to that Secret Nuclear Bunker, for context it's actually a museum in Nantwich and it shows how the government would of operated if the cold war became hot and England was hit with a Nuclear strike, what's funny is for many decades following the cold war no one knew that bunker was even there until the 90s (it was built in the 50s) the government gave the land back to the family who originally owned it cause it was clear the bunker wasn't needed, and it's still open today, it's very interesting but also creepy since it makes you think "what if this was the place you'd have to live to try to keep the country going if the nukes dropped back then?"

There’s a sign by where I live that says “road slippery when wet”. Well thanks for tip there captain obvious. What’s your next astute observation, “visibility low during fog”?

There was an actual sign in a Bulgarian hospital during it's socialist times where it said "Let no patient die without a doctor helping him" and yes, it sounds equally ridiculous in Bulgarian. Another one was on an entrance for a coal mine: "All the communists - underground". There were quite a bit of those :D

I saw a sign that said on it Trees No Like it said tree and then no underneath

"Secret" Nuclear Bunker LOLOLOLOLOL

There's a couple of signs in a small town near where I live that says "please don't shoot our signs" and you know what it's filled with bullet holes as if they were expecting anything else

In Virginia there was a sign that said "National Firearm Museum" and not until recently did they realize that it should say "National Firearms Museum". So, for the longest time I would joke that there was only one firearm there.

I personally once saw a crash where a couple with a trailer went off into a tree, passenger mere inches from being hit by a branch to the face. but they also managed to hit a sign that said “drive carefully”

"Why don't they put the deer sign on the deer" is such an underrated and genius quote

If there was an award for driest British wit, James May would be at least a finalist every year.

The BBC seem to have forgotten to zoom at a vital moment xD

There's a "fallen rocks" sign by my house. The fallen rocks are over 5 feet away from the road. So uhh... don't stray over 5 feet off of the road because you might hit a rock. Important advice from a sign.

500 quid for a sign?? a Scotsman wld have done it for 20 quid :/

I was once driving up a pretty steep hill and saw a sign simply saying flood. It was literally impossible for a flood to ever occur there no matter how much water you had

Given how tone deaf the government is, I always expect to see "reading while driving is against the law" signs everywhere.

I always use my wildest imagination, when Jeremy says "I went on the internet and I found THIS!" I'm pretty sure it's still worse than what I imagined

There is a sign in Wales that says "Constant rain, convertibles not recommended"

From what I’ve learned on Top Gear, the UK has 10x less roads, but 20x more speed cameras and signs.

My favourite is on the M4 that says ‘for the Oracle leave at Junction 11”. It’s not so fun when you realise it’s a shopping centre but amusing when you’re a bored kid who’s obsessed with Greek mythology on a road trip.

3:00 Right behind Jeremy is a girl whose life is forever changed.

What's even more annoying is when you're driving along and you come to a tiny corner that has a chevron and then you continue and have to go around a even tighter corner which apparently doesn't deserve a chevron.

the " nah im going to go to the pub" is possibly my favourite top gear joke I think it’s the delivery of the line that always makes me chuckle

My best one I saw was a sign saying, ' Look for bikers in your blind spot!!'

In my home town theres a sign indicating that the speed limit of 50 mph, an increase from 30 mph. On its own this would be fine, but it comes less than 100 yards before a stop sign. Across from the stop the speed drops back to 30 mph. TLDR: speed limit increases before stop sign and then decreases after it.

These 3 should be in power. They'd easily sort shit out and do a far better job that the current government.

“It could be in the other direction” 😂

This always reminds me of going to visit my uncle in Munster Germany when he was there with the army in the late 80's, me mum and my Grandparents, were driving down the road one day and my Grandad in the front passenger seat was looking at things, a sign went by that said Ausfahrt (exit?). He looked at it, turned to my uncle and said 'whats that sign mean? Arse fart?" I don't think we stopped laughing for the rest of the drive....

0:42 James May's confusion when Jeremy said "being eaten by a cow"

I've been to the "secret nuclear bunker"

In Texas, most bridges have a sign that says "Bridge May Ice In Cold Weather" They used to say "Watch For Ice On Bridge", but they changed it becasue it is almost never cold enough to ice on the bridges. The story goes that a Texas Rep's daughter slowed way down to watch for ice on the bridge in the middle of summer with him in the car right after she learned to drive.

I saw a sign that said "Icy Roads" in Summer...

Not a proper road sign, but there's a few around Dorset with no context whatsoever, that simply read: "The House of Ciderology - Honk for Salvation".

Hahaha the best part of all of this is May's face after the "could be in the other direction" quip

"Sign not in use". That's got to be the ultimate.

I asked my driving instructor what to do when you see the falling rocks sign and he said. close your sunroof

James :I've been tossed by a squirrel- Richard :I'm sorry ? me :😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We call Squirrels with antlers Jackalopes in the US

My secondary school spent at least a thousand pounds on signs to show off its boring name with. It had one by the main gate. Now it has a slightly bigger one instead, as well as one by the car park, and on the back of the building. That last one is particularly stupid for three reasons. 1 - It has no info, just the school logo and name. 2 - It's on the back of the school, so no-one standing in front of the school can see it. 3 - There are trees between it and the nearby roads, so no-one standing behind the the school can see it either.

I have a sign near my house that just says "NO". It's hanging up above the road and it just is bright and red and says "NO".

They renamed a highway near me in 1997, what had been the Interboro Parkway, after baseball legend Jackie Robinson. It was done as part of the 50th anniversary of Robinson breaking the baseball color barrier. He'd lived in the area during and after his playing days and is buried in one of the cemeteries next to the highway. The put a sign just before the point "The Jackie" breaks off from another highway, telling people about the rename. And left it there. For at least 10 years. Until someone slammed into it and knocked it over. But my personal favorites are the useless directional signs that dot Long Island. Everything that goes westbound just says "New York", referring to New York City, which those living out in the suburban sections of the Island have to go through to get anywhere by road. You come to a point where you can move from one East-West highway to another, the signs just give you the choice of "New York" or "New York". What they could at the very least do is list where that road leads eventually. One side should say "New York-LaGuardia Airport-RFK Triboro bridge-" and the other say "New York-Midtown Tunnel"

In Houston, TX we have road signs year round that say "Bridge may ice in cold weather". So that's like one day every ten years or so. The rest of the time I can't even keep ice in my tea

3:05 - face expression on that cute girl behind Clarkson - priceless :)

Sign on a windmill: “ blades may be spinning when windy “

Went to Florida and there were signs that said "icy bridges." IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER

"Lane closed to ease congestion". That used to be done (maybe still is) north of Wellington at long weekends.

"Well actually I have been tossed by a squirrel like that" and I'm now dying of laughter. 😂

Online, there’s a picture of a parking lot sign on a parking space that says “Green Vehicles Only” presumably referring to eco friendly vehicles. Well in that spot is a green Dodge Challenger SRT8

“ Sudden gunfire “ “ As opposed to gradual gunfire “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣legend

On the M6 there were some road works, a few years ago, and they had signs up saying 'Overhead Bridge Structure'. I couldn't help but think 'Should you be driving the tipper wagons and cranes if you can't see the big grey concrete stuctures with cars and lorries going over them?

I've seen signs multiple times that just say AVOID DEATH. Like thanks I didn't think of that before I saw the sign.

My favourite is the ones pointing to a motorway/ highway exit, but the exit is closed to allow the non existent workers to work safely

My favorite is a sigh that just says "watch out for danger", like what am i supposed to watch out for? Landslides? Deer? Jason Voorhees? You will never know.

"Why don't they just put the deer sign on the deer?" I don't know, James.

My favorite is a sign that said "Speed Limit"... and nothing else. No number to go with it. Just "Speed Limit". The rest of the sign was blank.

There was a sign at a lake I went fishing at... it said “wrong way” but the workers forgot to add a nail to the top of the sign so it read, “ʎɐM ƃuoɹM” to make it worse, it was on a pedestrian only road.

"We're governed by imbeciles!" So business as usual then...

I’d really love to see the pictures from the “I went on the internet and I found this” running joke

There is actually one place I would appreciate a signpost is that their spots of intersections that actually have these weird humps in them and I'd appreciate the sign to tell you that there's a hump there because you're doing the speed limit which might be 35 or 45 you can't see the Hump and then next thing you know your vehicle is Airborne

Here in India stupid signs are ironically rare, but I managed to see one that said "Possible roadworks ahead" 'Possible'

I’m sorry but isn’t the second scene right after the “oh no, anyway” meme?

One of my favourite segments of the show back in the day

There’s a sign near my home, it says: “Do not fall into the water” Like, what?

My favorite are the American signs that say “bridge may be icy”. Oh, crap, I couldn’t figure that out! Thanks for telling me!

"Bridge ices before road" is my favorite useless sign I've seen.

I once saw a road sign with 'new road sign ahead' on it 😂😂

The way James looks at the camera at 2:49 is slightly unsettling, but it definitely put the point across.

“SECRET NUCLEAR BUNKER” Kills me every time.

now i want to go around the city planting signs everywhere that say "sign not in use"

The stupidest one should be “Caution! This sign has sharp edges”

"Undesignated parking" I never did figure out if the sign was designating the parking as such.

1:53 that's the "oh no! Anyway" meme about the Dacia Sandero hahahaha

may's sign at the end has "a113" pixar put that sign up :p

I really miss them....

There was a fancy self powered neon sign in Australia saying “LEAVE ROOM FOR CYCLISTS” in the cycle lane.

I saw an electronic sign that would flash the speed your car in green if you were going the speed, and red if you were speeding. And underneath it would display your number plate so you'd know it was your car. I was thinking about how lucky that it doesn't get your insurance info, just a bloke driving home then suddenly seeing "SLOW DOWN DAVE!" in red