Trade: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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Donald Trump is waging a trade war that hurts a lot of American workers. Maybe he would understand that if our heavy-handed documentaries about the global trading system were more informative.
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@same1839
@same1839 4 роки тому
"I can name 10 forms of trade" is something Michael Scott would say.
@geckoladyemma
@geckoladyemma 4 роки тому
He does sound frighteningly like Michael Scott at times. Like, the joke in The Office is that Michael is so OBVIOUSLY incompetent... And now he's basically the president. So weird.
@error_invalid_username
@error_invalid_username 4 роки тому
@@geckoladyemma It scares me that these comparisons make sense nowadays
@cuseyeti5243
@cuseyeti5243 4 роки тому
Watch the Mike Judge movie Idiocracy.
@EDoyl
@EDoyl 4 роки тому
I wish someone took him up on that
@piggyblitz4404
@piggyblitz4404 3 роки тому
Michael Scott actually tried, cared about his workers and people, and he did always do what was best in the end.
@MrGearOfficial
@MrGearOfficial 5 років тому
"Oh, we'll do a deal with Europe then."" *NAILED IT*
@teratokomi8731
@teratokomi8731 5 років тому
Trump then does a deal with EU after they fold from tariffs. Trump wins again and germany looks stupid.
@gz2223
@gz2223 5 років тому
1000000000000000 DEGREE KNIFE VS HUMAN BRAIN * BIG EXPLOSION *
@nabeelmukhtar2871
@nabeelmukhtar2871 5 років тому
MVP
@xl000
@xl000 5 років тому
Just ignore him. Let him do his Elsa and Spiderman video, he will leave eventually.
@TheKarolean
@TheKarolean 5 років тому
"Well if Germany doesn't want a deal with the US then we will just make a deal with the EU. Your loss Germany." -Trump "Who the fuck voted for this guy?" -Merkel
@ezzwhitezombie666
@ezzwhitezombie666 3 роки тому
- Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Huh? - Trade with Europe? - Ah ok I'll trade with Europe then
@adrianhutabarat1736
@adrianhutabarat1736 3 роки тому
@Taine de Jong You can't trade exclusively with Germany because Germany is part of the EU and waived their rights to set their own trade policies to the EU, along with 26 other countries in the EU. As a result, if you want to trade with any of those 27 countries, you need to talk to the EU, not them, themselves.
@StyxTBuferd
@StyxTBuferd 3 роки тому
Trump just failed a barter check 10 times in a row before giving up.
@Pooksty
@Pooksty 3 роки тому
@@adrianhutabarat1736 huh?
@elliotthannam8374
@elliotthannam8374 3 роки тому
@@StyxTBuferd "I have the best words" SPEECH 0
@chlcrk
@chlcrk 3 роки тому
@@adrianhutabarat1736 When the Brexit campaign first tried to create their argument and later their plan after winning, some of them actually said we could circumvent the EU and just have direct trade relationships with the bigger nations like Germany and France. Which... No
@walterzamalis4846
@walterzamalis4846 3 роки тому
“He only backed down on the eleventh refusal” Well, Trump does do this a lot with women so...
@zarakikon6352
@zarakikon6352 3 роки тому
Ouch. Nice one 😆👍.
@HowToChangeName
@HowToChangeName 2 роки тому
Did Cohen gave Merkel some money for that?
@mikes89
@mikes89 2 роки тому
Literally spat out my tea laughing at that comment
@the-chillian
@the-chillian 5 років тому
By Trump's logic, I have a massive, massive trade deficit with Safeway. I buy all manner of goods from them, but they have purchased NOTHING AT ALL FROM ME FOR OVER 30 YEARS NOW!!! To fix this, I will now tax myself every time I buy something there. That'll show them who's boss!
@EcoMouseChannel
@EcoMouseChannel 5 років тому
But Safeway was never in a position to buy anything from you, unless you are a food producer or distributor. You are just the end user. China, can and does buy US made goods. Just not nearly as much as we buy from them. Plus, they do also cheat and steal ideas and don't honor patent laws or intellectual property. Case in point, you can see right now for your very eyes: www.kickstarter.com/projects/908228738/finalstraw-the-worlds-first-collapsible-reusable-s The Final Straw was a concept by this American based start-up. They ran a successful campaign, and have an innovative product. A foldable metal straw. Well, no sooner than a week after their campaign closed, were copycat products for sale on Amazon, straight out of China. Copied even their marketing photos, slogans, and even the case design. And they are already shipping months ahead of the American company. And to top it off, there's even knock-off companies warning about other knock-offs of the same product. www.amazon.com/Stainless-Keychain-Collapsible-Reusable-Beststraw/dp/B07DJ66PB1 Trump may not know the nuances of global trade and economics... but he is right about one thing... the sleeping giant is slowly taking over nearly every industry. And they did it not through innovation and hard work, or allowing their populous to be free and democratic, or having a thriving economy that was born out of the free market making the decisions. But through nefarious means, lying, stealing and cheating... all while ignoring the plight of their people and continuing to use it's populous as dutiful work slaves, building the empire of China.
@luismepu
@luismepu 5 років тому
lol dude, you should work for John Oliver, that was perfect! Hahaha
@wolf-bass
@wolf-bass 5 років тому
Brilliant!
@jorgepascoal8612
@jorgepascoal8612 5 років тому
Eco Mouse, that FinalStraw story is just a great example of a poorly thought-out marketing plan. I mean, did they even have a patent? Such a simple concept was doomed to get copied! Crowdfunding the project was just idiotic, they should have kept it as secretive as possible until proper manufacturing and distribution channels were established, advertising was prepared to launch and the product was ready to go to market.
@PictureMaker22
@PictureMaker22 5 років тому
ChrisC Are you a store?
@EllieofAzeroth
@EllieofAzeroth 5 років тому
The story about Melania and the factory worker was gold
@palestinianrambo7017
@palestinianrambo7017 4 роки тому
Hey baby. You like arabs, I am Arab
@AMoistEggroll
@AMoistEggroll 3 роки тому
Catcalling much? Calm your cock dude lol
@marloyorkrodriguez9975
@marloyorkrodriguez9975 3 роки тому
I consider it canon in this day and age
@yangmagic0703
@yangmagic0703 3 роки тому
It's aluminum.. lol
@asherathe
@asherathe 3 роки тому
@@yangmagic0703 metal puns are TIGHT
@GrahamNickerson
@GrahamNickerson 4 роки тому
For a country that celebrates the Boston Tea Party, you would think it would be a bit more savvy about the dangers of tariffs.
@trickrunner4842
@trickrunner4842 Рік тому
learns about. not celebrates
@thenewcatgirl2727
@thenewcatgirl2727 Рік тому
@@trickrunner4842 Nah, it is definitely a thing that is taught as being a very good thing that happened. We even have a whole political party dedicated to cosplaying the event
@wouldiwasshookspeared4087
@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 Рік тому
The country does, Trump, however, is an idiot.
@TaterKakez
@TaterKakez 3 роки тому
“Before things get worse....” Wow, that didn’t age well.
@Thenoobestgirl
@Thenoobestgirl 3 роки тому
Aged like milk on a hot summer day.
@nicholasthomas3040
@nicholasthomas3040 3 роки тому
“Before things get worse....” Wow, that didn’t age well.
@alien2640
@alien2640 3 роки тому
"'Before things get worse....' Wow, that didn't age well." Well that didn't age well.
@rabbischlomobengoldbergstein
@rabbischlomobengoldbergstein 2 роки тому
@@alien2640 well that didn't age well
@blackhat4206
@blackhat4206 2 роки тому
This has aged rather poorly.
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast 5 років тому
He’s probably never even traded a Pokémon card successfully.
@seeamerica1
@seeamerica1 4 роки тому
I'll bet Trumps Daddy bribed Little Donny's way into the Wharton Finance school with a big donation, why else would Little Donny not want his high school records made public?
@BeaulieuTodd
@BeaulieuTodd 4 роки тому
Wit. And you have? Ummm...
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast 4 роки тому
Todd Beaulieu me? Yeah.
@antarath517
@antarath517 4 роки тому
Tbf, he probably just got his father to buy someone else's Lucario and then groped it.
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast 4 роки тому
Antarath I don’t think truer tea has ever been spilled.
@ziqi92
@ziqi92 5 років тому
That Missourian steel worker is a classic example of the "I'm doing great so sucks to be you" worldview that so many Americans are enamored to.
@sperzieb00n
@sperzieb00n 5 років тому
ziqi92 ikr, he'll never understand that 10 jobs were lost to save his, in order to divide and conquer the US population
@fightbackphonescams2682
@fightbackphonescams2682 5 років тому
"The tax cut gave me X amount of money on my tax return!" And the annoying but classic: "The economy is better than ever!" 1: tax cut gave you temporary breadcrumbs while the 1% get the biggest permanent cuts. 2: Obama brought the economy back up from the recession, the economy was already strong before Trump inherited it. Stop fooling yourself, this is REALITY, people are hurting and your family and kids will be affected.
@rabidrabbitshuggers
@rabidrabbitshuggers 5 років тому
ziqi92 Americans in the South, yes.
@PitLord777
@PitLord777 5 років тому
The good ol' "Screw you, I've got mine."
@IkeOkerekeNews
@IkeOkerekeNews 5 років тому
ziqi92 Don't you mean all of the planet?
@samfilmkid
@samfilmkid Рік тому
"Everyone knows that Trump doesn't know a lot of things but, occasionally, it's important to remember that he also doesn't know anything." That is just a masterpiece of a sentence.
@MidnightBreezey
@MidnightBreezey 3 роки тому
"It's not just tarriffs that Trump doesn't understand, it's also our trade deficit." And also literally everything else.
@gfpbaneable
@gfpbaneable 3 роки тому
He understands golf. Lots of studying in the field.
@whocares269
@whocares269 3 роки тому
@@gfpbaneable disagree. He's studied a lot of women (and girls) too, doesn't know shiy about them 😉
@alexanderballa6152
@alexanderballa6152 3 роки тому
@@whocares269 dont froget the art of the deal
@leobastian_
@leobastian_ 2 роки тому
"we all know that Trump doesnt know a Lot of Things, but its good to remember once in a while that He also doesnt know anything"
@budmeasap
@budmeasap 11 місяців тому
​@@gfpbaneableHe cheats at golf, btw.
@hugoh7913
@hugoh7913 5 років тому
I work for a manufacturing company whose primary material is metal. We have had to increase our costs due to tariffs. A vast majority of our customers are obviously not happy with the increase, so they have been buying products from a manufacturing plant in Mexico. What a brilliant idea!
@AndrewSmith-vh3gu
@AndrewSmith-vh3gu 5 років тому
So long as you didn't vote for Trump, I'm sorry to hear that. All this is a damn shame.
@laustudie
@laustudie 5 років тому
Just slam tarrifs on mexico manufactured good :) Problem solved.
@fistmcinson8253
@fistmcinson8253 5 років тому
Geen naam no it does not, it just spreads the problem.
@gc99289
@gc99289 5 років тому
Don't worry, Mexico is gonna get slapped with tariffs
@pelvis_assley
@pelvis_assley 5 років тому
I think Trump's idea was to stimulate domestic extraction and processing of metals but he forgot to subsidize local industries to put them on competitive cost level with developing countries
@iammrbeat
@iammrbeat 5 років тому
I teach high school economics. This may be the most important episode yet. I wish I could show it to my students.
@CoffeeFresh_
@CoffeeFresh_ 5 років тому
I'm glad you can't. No need to push your politics on young people.
@jayfaraday1176
@jayfaraday1176 5 років тому
I think he was talking about the informative side of it, not the political-comedy side.
@carlosvalencia5535
@carlosvalencia5535 5 років тому
I was introduced to john oliver im my first year at college by my sociology teacher when we were going over a chapter on religion. I failed that class lmao but it changed my life
@RosySpeaks
@RosySpeaks 5 років тому
Mr. Beat show a part of it as a do now.
@KidSnivy69
@KidSnivy69 5 років тому
Who says you can't just show the economic parts?
@adamlarussa5243
@adamlarussa5243 Рік тому
I know it was a joke, but Angela Merkel doesn't just speak German. She's fluent in English (as well as Russian) as her mother was a trained English Language teacher.
@RideAcrossTheRiver
@RideAcrossTheRiver 4 місяці тому
Trump is an idiot in any language.
@adamgoss3638
@adamgoss3638 4 роки тому
Holy crap. Was that Martin Sheen narrating Navarro's documentary??? Martin "President Bartlett, the president we all wish we had right now instead of Trump" Sheen?!
@amyl363
@amyl363 3 роки тому
Sounds like Martin Sheen to me.
@Awfulwriter
@Awfulwriter 3 роки тому
It is. Oh my god it is
@bryanekers3472
@bryanekers3472 3 роки тому
In fairness, Sheen also played a _bad_ president, "Greg Stillson", in 1983's "The Dead Zone." Stillson is a sociopath who climbs politically using blackmail and, in the main character's psychic vision of the future, is elected president and starts World War III. The main character decides to assassinate Stillson to prevent this, but Stillson grabs a baby to use as a human shield and, though he survives, is politically destroyed in the process. Actors, man.... work is work.
@scottspencer6899
@scottspencer6899 3 роки тому
Was it Martin sheen? If so that's sad as I loved his Intro for JFK and his narration for apocalypse now.
@cameronwulff
@cameronwulff 2 роки тому
The illusive man would never say something so stupid
@hhsbrunner
@hhsbrunner 5 років тому
I run a trade deficit with my grocery store. Every week I pay them money and instead of giving me money back they give me food. I should stop going to the grocery store, think of how much money I'd save.
@trollemall7016
@trollemall7016 5 років тому
Fulcran they are ripping you off and if you aren't careful you are getting invaded. Over your house will then fly the flag of the Peoples' Grocery Republic of China!
@richardballstein5132
@richardballstein5132 5 років тому
Yes, grow the food yourself and you will save a lot of money.
@Cbey2121
@Cbey2121 5 років тому
Fulcran this is a beautiful analogy
@mistermorrison
@mistermorrison 5 років тому
Richard Ballstein You are trolling, aren't you?
@obakillaking5643
@obakillaking5643 5 років тому
It only works because I have a trade surpluse with my employer. With whome does the US have a trade surplus big enaugh to pay for the bills? Nobody, because otherwise we wouldn't have a trade deficite.
@KasCalwein
@KasCalwein 5 років тому
Fun fact about Trump's rants on German cars flooding the American market: When asked about it, then-German Federal Minister for Economic Affairs, Sigmar Gabriel, just responded that Americans should "make better cars then".
@fsaxjack3181
@fsaxjack3181 5 років тому
Wait, there are people actually named Sigmar? Why was I never told this!?
@sirgroq8258
@sirgroq8258 5 років тому
@@fsaxjack3181 Hail Sigmar ^.^
@PitLord777
@PitLord777 5 років тому
@@fsaxjack3181 Sigmar preserve us!
@KasCalwein
@KasCalwein 5 років тому
You seriously suck at logic
@fayguled900
@fayguled900 5 років тому
nafia morris Making better cars and making better people is not even on the same ball park. Read your sentence again and see if you even had a logical point there. What kind of a statement is "make better people"? what are you a child? Caring about who breds with who is such a loser me mentality. Get laid, son.
@Greg-um7hh
@Greg-um7hh 2 роки тому
That thing you're thinking of? He doesn't know that. One of my favorite lines.
@mlamarana
@mlamarana 3 роки тому
The fact that his supporters never even realize most of the things he does affect them more than anyone they hate is mind boggling🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
@richardgalbavy7103
@richardgalbavy7103 2 роки тому
Red hatter: *lost job due to Trump policy also Red hatter: "oh, that mother**** Hispanic and Chinese people, I need to burn cross on some lawn"
@sansimeonkoizumi2355
@sansimeonkoizumi2355 5 років тому
The ‘aluminum worker Melania’ theory makes perfect sense
@UltraCasualPenguin
@UltraCasualPenguin 5 років тому
Aluminium
@sansimeonkoizumi2355
@sansimeonkoizumi2355 5 років тому
Janne Laitinen lmao you right
@mckennaburns7248
@mckennaburns7248 5 років тому
Janne Laitinen they are actually spelled differently in different countries. US is aluminum, UK aluminium.
@UltraCasualPenguin
@UltraCasualPenguin 5 років тому
McKenna Burns Actually... Aluminum is used only in US and Canada while aluminium is preferred spelling everywhere else. It's just consistant with names of other elements in periodic table.
@MathasarSalazar2
@MathasarSalazar2 5 років тому
Somehow... We all knew it to be true...
@matts684
@matts684 5 років тому
The melania switch story is brilliant
@budaibalint
@budaibalint 5 років тому
khm. Brillent
@HeilRay
@HeilRay 5 років тому
Until it became Freaky Friday shit.
@Mildcat743
@Mildcat743 3 роки тому
My favorite and arguably most long running gag in this show is John's casual sports jokes that somehow land.
@aoifecraddock6164
@aoifecraddock6164 3 роки тому
Anyone else still confused even now as to why John didn’t raise the whole “Martin Sheehan being the narrator for that insane documentary”??
@spencerbissett3417
@spencerbissett3417 Рік тому
Was here to say the same.
@pspicer777
@pspicer777 4 роки тому
Watching this a year later. Mr. Oliver was so correct.
@r.scottmacleod4564
@r.scottmacleod4564 4 роки тому
Me too and....he always is...if John was still in Britain they could actually have a real leader! lmao
@mattjax1330
@mattjax1330 4 роки тому
Especially bout Dwight Howard lol
@MajorMlgNoob
@MajorMlgNoob 4 роки тому
@@r.scottmacleod4564 he's not always right like he says Smirnoff is made with potatoes when it's a grain vodka smh (tho his main points are generally correct and he's hilarious)
@lughmanwatandust1020
@lughmanwatandust1020 4 роки тому
How can you say that when trump basically forced China into a trade deal
@lughmanwatandust1020
@lughmanwatandust1020 4 роки тому
He won the trade war
@tumsfestival8027
@tumsfestival8027 5 років тому
How could people think trump knows what he’s doing on trade? This is the guy who said “Who knew healthcare could be so complicated!?”
@rayage777
@rayage777 5 років тому
Cameron Mitchell It's because the media keeps saying that Donald Trump is a businessman. I had to remind my friend who is a business owner that Trump is a horrible business person. Let's say you build buildings and you screw over the people that frame the buildings, screw over the plumbers, screw over the electricians, how long do you think you can continue making buildings. Trump is a very good brander, but that is about it.
@janemothra
@janemothra 5 років тому
A lot of people think the apprentice was real.
@baxterjaye3984
@baxterjaye3984 5 років тому
* " s m a l l l o a n o f a m i l l i o n d o l l a r s " *
@MacAndy
@MacAndy 5 років тому
Anyone that doesn't think healthcare in this country is complicated is a fucking moron.
@lorenyoung791
@lorenyoung791 5 років тому
Cameron Mitchell: "Who knew healthcare could be so complicated?" It still pisses me of that *every hand in the room* didn't go up instantly!
@carguy3910
@carguy3910 3 роки тому
Martin Sheen is the narrator of Navarro's documentary.
@cctrio1769
@cctrio1769 4 роки тому
This has been going on for a year now?! Holy shit.
@mvvpro8688
@mvvpro8688 5 років тому
I have a trade deficit with my supermarket. I give them money and they only give me my groceries at prices that are very low. So unfair! I am going to put a tariff on them, that I will have to pay. That will teach them!
@nfzeta128
@nfzeta128 5 років тому
PREACH! That supermarket will understand that trade is really a zero sum game, and when they've gone under you can shop in pea... uhh.
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 5 років тому
Frankly, I don't like giving money to the counter, since the worker there is a no good n-- Yeah, that's seriously how that fucker thinks. Sorry to kill a good joke thread like this.
@ChucksSEADnDEAD
@ChucksSEADnDEAD 5 років тому
Now imagine that the supermarket managed to find a way to increase the price of the goods you sell for a living, and you end up selling less and stop being able to afford groceries.
@nateshrager512
@nateshrager512 5 років тому
Isn't that situation a trade surplus?
@werbekball8624
@werbekball8624 5 років тому
Nate Shrager no, its a deficit like the US has.
@alf3654
@alf3654 5 років тому
This may be one the best pieces that John and his writers have made.
@TheTonyEntertainment
@TheTonyEntertainment 5 років тому
agree specially the animation at the end
@johnnyb5534
@johnnyb5534 5 років тому
Ugh, his "writers" are just comedians, one of his main writers came from college humor for example. It's disgusting that people take this show seriously. It's a comedy show masquerading as a knowledgeable current events program. They take a subject an average person is uneducated about and reaffirm their preconceived thoughts on the subject, instead of dedicating the countless hours it takes to completely understand a topic enough to come close enough to the truth. This piece sounds correct to you because you have no knowledge about China or trade, neither do his writers. They often take 15 second soundbites and take it out of context to create a narrative you already agree with. This show has done immense damage because it has given average people a sense of truth, when their show is merely a projection of truth based on the sheltered and uninformed perspective of people who tell jokes for a living.
@mc495150
@mc495150 5 років тому
i work in the steel sector (in Europe) in a company that sells more than half of their products to the USA. Trust me, we are on the edge of closing taking our USA partners and their customers with us.
@diptarkadas5193
@diptarkadas5193 5 років тому
@Blellow So, it's a lose-lose situation? Or as Trump might call it "so much winning"
@diptarkadas5193
@diptarkadas5193 5 років тому
@Michael Mercury Meh, they did a good job. But honestly there is just so much to talk about this topic, it felt like John is running a marathon to cram down whatever they can in 20 mins.
@jareksawarski376
@jareksawarski376 Рік тому
So many years passed by - but this is still so freaking funny 😂 "in Germany who doesn't have a BMW?"
@donalee5472
@donalee5472 4 роки тому
I love the snip at the end. It says so much. I just fear too many viewers will be lost long before they reach that point and never have it explained quite so clearly. John Oliver has a way with words.
@ronburgundy244
@ronburgundy244 5 років тому
The Melania body switch story makes WAY too much sense.
@spiralentree737
@spiralentree737 5 років тому
Ron Burgundy let's be crazy righwinges and make it a conspiracy theory
@nfzeta128
@nfzeta128 5 років тому
The body switch theory is really just a deep state sham to hide the fact that Trump killed her a while back for swatting his hand away. They then proceeded to replace her with a futuristic robot who, seeing the foolishness of the current government, will presumably in the very near future proceed to try to take over the US, then the world.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 років тому
Ron Burgundy You would agree to that, wouldn't you, Ron? You handsome devil, you.
@catherinestickels2591
@catherinestickels2591 5 років тому
No, there's a hole in it. Why would Melania want anything to do with Donald physically? You know she's only in it for the money.
@bryanskscion2229
@bryanskscion2229 5 років тому
I thought the story would go in a vastly different direction........
@godlesssss
@godlesssss 5 років тому
I sent this video to my Trump supporting father. He hasn't talked to me since. I love you John Oliver, will you be my daddy?
@pat0652
@pat0652 5 років тому
Has he gotten back to you yet?
@godlesssss
@godlesssss 5 років тому
@@pat0652 Still waiting. LOL
@ladida9084
@ladida9084 5 років тому
Anything yet?
@godlesssss
@godlesssss 5 років тому
@@ladida9084 Nope, no reply.
@zeldaprincessgirl100
@zeldaprincessgirl100 5 років тому
Anything yet?
@motleymike905
@motleymike905 9 місяців тому
That aluminum worker story and the Mnuchies in the same show. I forgot how good this episode was
@SDMac1
@SDMac1 3 роки тому
Funniest part about this: "When Trump tweets..." Oh man, has me rolling laughing every time.
@thejason755
@thejason755 3 роки тому
In a sad way i miss orange man tweeting
@170adamb1
@170adamb1 5 років тому
My Dad co ran a business through all my childhood. I remember him giving me a bit of a life lesson by telling me, the only good "deal" was one where both parties walked away happy. To Trump, his whole philosophy is winners and losers. Real high school shit.
@MijmerMopper
@MijmerMopper 5 років тому
If for no other reason then that people will be more willing to do another trade when they benifitted last time, and that they will be more able to do buisness again when they profit
@elirivera3880
@elirivera3880 5 років тому
The only good deal is one where both parties walk away a little unhappy (ancient wisdom). Easy to criticize others especially when you don't know what ur talking about, very high school. Step it up son honor thy father. Not that Trump isn't a DB, just tired of people being misinformed and trying to change my world based on that info.
@170adamb1
@170adamb1 5 років тому
@@elirivera3880 2 parties walking away unhappy, would be the definition of a bad deal to me. Who's the ancient wisdom you refer to?
@MijmerMopper
@MijmerMopper 5 років тому
How is it a good deal when both directly involved parties are unhappy with the outcome? That is at best a compromise, Mutual benifit is a real thing youknow.
@elirivera3880
@elirivera3880 5 років тому
Operative word is Little not unhappy you are missing the point (respectfully). @@170adamb1or Americans Henry Clay. I'll give u a practical example: U buy an iPhone X, way tooooo expensive and you know it (so ur a Little unhappy) Apple is not disappointed by the sale at all but all things being equal they rather sell it at a higher price point (so they are a little unhappy). If you paid 100 dollars for the phone you would be very happy but Apple would go bankrupt, if apple charged 2,500 for their phone (they would be very happy) and they would go out of business. At the end this allows for best deal possible at the time assuring that neither party took advantage of the other and/or preventing disaster from soon following. Thanks for the conversation.
@Alias_Anybody
@Alias_Anybody 5 років тому
"I have the best people" A guy Jared found on Amazon. I honestly wouldn't even trust a set of batteries Jared found on Amazon.
@iangoodman2228
@iangoodman2228 5 років тому
Jared is the definition of a privileged white boy who has had everything handed to him in life.
@lars9925
@lars9925 5 років тому
+Ian Goodman Such people are usually good at their jobs, Jared isn't.
@IkeOkerekeNews
@IkeOkerekeNews 5 років тому
Alias Anybody You dare not trust the KUSH!!!!!!!!
@mattbounds
@mattbounds 5 років тому
Hell, I barely trust the sets of batteries **I** find on Amazon...
@whiskeykilmer1866
@whiskeykilmer1866 Рік тому
Hahahahahaha, exactly.
@jessaminehaak8253
@jessaminehaak8253 3 роки тому
That documentary being narrated by The Illusive Man is at least really on brand.
@travis303
@travis303 3 роки тому
I wonder how long it took and how hard it was for John to forget the way he was brought up and say "aluminum" the American way
@Dust514rocks
@Dust514rocks 2 роки тому
Prolly wouldn't be that hard, if you moved to a foreign country that had the same native language as you, you would naturally incorporate their lingo and pronunciations simple by being around them all the time and listening to how they speak. Prolly would take a decent awhile to become second hand nature tho, but certainly not especially difficult for any human.
@HolyCanoley
@HolyCanoley 5 років тому
"Everyone knows (Trump) doesn't know a lot of things, but occasionally it is important to remember that he also doesn't know anything."
@danieldaw1778
@danieldaw1778 5 років тому
Honestly, this was probably the best part of the clip for me.
@Nihilianth
@Nihilianth 5 років тому
@@danieldaw1778 This episode, alone, is worth an emmy. That line was fantastic. But the last two minutes of the clips had me giggling nonstop.
@antonbrakhage490
@antonbrakhage490 5 років тому
Trump is (willfully) ignorant about a great many things. However, people sometimes make the mistake of assuming that everything he does is just stupidity and ignorance. It isn't. He has a plan, and it ends with him as dictator of a white supremacist America. Donald Trump has one true skill- as a con man. He's good at playing the media and the political system for personal gain. Never forget that, and never underestimate the threat he represents.
@WHBJr
@WHBJr 5 років тому
I suggest basic literacy, math, & mental competency tests to anyone wanting to run for public office!
@Sarius_24
@Sarius_24 5 років тому
WHB JR no, no, that would mean every republican and most democrat candidates would have to drop out, and someone actually qualified for the job would become president.
@ario1076
@ario1076 5 років тому
That could become like poll tests, essentially a way to block people from the political process. I get where you're coming from, but in practice that would become deplorable.
@WHBJr
@WHBJr 5 років тому
@@ario1076 I'm talking basic literacy! Basic math!
@JadedLibs
@JadedLibs 5 років тому
No one with those basic skills would be dumb enough to want to pursue a public office.
@glorialiedtke8931
@glorialiedtke8931 4 роки тому
May I also suggest a mandatory cours on ethics
@dx42
@dx42 7 місяців тому
"They switch bodies" lololol.
@omalor
@omalor 4 роки тому
That Aluminum worker/Melania Trump switcheroo was the BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@KalibreSteelblast
@KalibreSteelblast 5 років тому
*"Everyone knows he doesn't know alot of things. But occasionally it's important to remember that he **_also_** doesn't know anything."*
@thorr18BEM
@thorr18BEM 5 років тому
12:00 The fundamental truth of this entire presidency.
@davidhollenshead4892
@davidhollenshead4892 5 років тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/naScmGtuo4aXsYk.html The fundamental solution of Führer Trump's entire presidency. [I'll even supply the chainsaw, but will need to make sure the chain is very dull first, for Trump the Traitor.]
@Circuitssmith
@Circuitssmith 5 років тому
“Who doesn’t have a BMW?” My god, he really despises poor people. They don’t even register on his radar.
@swanky_yuropean7514
@swanky_yuropean7514 5 років тому
He doesn't hate them, he just considers everyone who makes 100k a year as poor.
@leporid257
@leporid257 5 років тому
this really sounds like Marie Antoinette
@jadenchong9845
@jadenchong9845 5 років тому
And some of them voted for him
@HeilRay
@HeilRay 5 років тому
If they dont register, he doesnt hate them. Its...indifference, just like any politician when its not voting season.
@plainlake
@plainlake 5 років тому
He loves the poorly educated!
@williamwells434
@williamwells434 Рік тому
"Zero-sum game" is a dangerous word that is rarely ever true
@tobaliciousholland12
@tobaliciousholland12 3 роки тому
Dwight Howard was actually a pretty big asset to the Lakers this past year before COVID shut down the season. He's accepted his role as an off the bench rim defender and offensive paint presence. It was working out pretty well.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому
*was
@tobaliciousholland12
@tobaliciousholland12 Рік тому
@@Tonyhouse1168 He helped them win a championship in the bubble following my comment. He was pivotal in the series against Denver, tiring out Jokic in the paint. I'm not sure what point you're trying to make.
@mr.skippy4898
@mr.skippy4898 5 років тому
So glad this show won an Emmy.
@warnpassion
@warnpassion 5 років тому
Faldegast That is the most bullshit comment I have read in the entire comment section of this video.
@Sven-kj2uh
@Sven-kj2uh 5 років тому
Faldegast How do you expect these US made products to be affordable, the resources would go up in price and tariffs by other countries would give American products no chance on the global market. It is basically a tax on your own people. Its Ironic how China shipping food to the US is a big problem while subsidized American farmers happily do the same to Central and South America. The US consumes more than it produces, thats why you have a trade deficit.
@Sven-kj2uh
@Sven-kj2uh 5 років тому
My point is That even though tariffs would decrease imports in the US, it would also decrease exports from the US. The tactic that the current administration is trying would only work if other countries wouldn't retaliate. Even worse is the fact that these countries will have to fight the US only in this trade war, while the US will have to fight a lot of big economical powers. Wich means they have a way better chance of finding a different market while the US would suffer the most. Also the difference in tariffs is not as big as portrayed by the Trump administration. There are numerous products where the tariffs in the US are actually higher. On average the EU's tariffs are not that far from the US, and Canada's average is lower than the US so i get see why Trump calls the EU "worse than China on trade" and why he is mentioning Canada at all. Dont get me wrong, i think China is a problem. But this is not the way to solve it.
@andrewledovski3698
@andrewledovski3698 5 років тому
I have an economics degree, and at no point during your many posts have you shown anything close to a knowledge of economics. Maybe someone who has watched some youtube videos and read a subreddit, but nothing even remotely resembling a substantiated economic discussion has been written here by you. I'm not sure how to even start assessing your point since it all just sounds like a rant by your weird uncle at Thanksgiving. Trade economics is extremely complex, and you are grossly oversimplifying cause and effect in your wild meanderings. If you want this confirmed for you, considering the breadth and complexity of what you are talking about here, I would recommend you read the complete syllabus of a 4-year economics degree, followed by a post-grad lit review of international economics, at which point I would consider you qualified and to have redeemed yourself enough to have an opinion on the matter. I award you 0 points and may God have mercy on your soul.
@andrewledovski3698
@andrewledovski3698 5 років тому
@ Good for you. Im just saying youre not making any sense, and ive studied economics. If youre saying on the ground experience guides you, good for you. But dont call it economics, its not. Maybe you should be the one dropping some sourcing and evidence, your the one who tried to make all the points
@DC-ru5xz
@DC-ru5xz 4 роки тому
As an economics student, I am terrified at what drumpf is doing
@aristotle736
@aristotle736 4 роки тому
Don't be my young friend. Donald is a lazy guy and I dont think his minions will listen to his insanity .
@hamluk_
@hamluk_ 4 роки тому
@Bilal Khalid hillary definitely knows more bout the economy than trump. she's done a lot of schooling. we'd be fine.
@DS-tv2fi
@DS-tv2fi 4 роки тому
Bilal Khalid Trump want’s to reopen your country in the middle of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC!
@Marahute0
@Marahute0 4 роки тому
Do you respect and support the LGBT community? If so, please respect a person's right to choose their own name too. Hate him for whatever you want, insult him if you feel that helps, but let's keep respecting an individual's right to self determination.
@maximwannabepro3021
@maximwannabepro3021 4 роки тому
@@Marahute0 ok McFuckly
@flaviuscharlestango4098
@flaviuscharlestango4098 3 роки тому
Broke my heart to hear Martin Sheen narrate that film clip...
@meandthepotatoes4916
@meandthepotatoes4916 2 роки тому
The monologue with the aluminium worker is excellent
@bryanekers3472
@bryanekers3472 Рік тому
It kills me every time.
@Ganon1998LP
@Ganon1998LP 5 років тому
Man I was hoping for the catheter cowboy in the end
@nathfrancois5507
@nathfrancois5507 5 років тому
I think he was killed in a gas-leak induced explosion some episodes ago. The one about the Iran nuclear deal and right-wing stupid fearmongering about that.
@yaboyjay7202
@yaboyjay7202 5 років тому
THIS! I wanted him to explain trade to trump with colored cue cards xD
@avigutierrez8948
@avigutierrez8948 5 років тому
God I too wanted that cowboy to come out and say something.
@DannyRobalino
@DannyRobalino 5 років тому
hahahahaha me too....
@Inamichan
@Inamichan 5 років тому
Aw man that would’ve been great 😭
@chipmunktubetop5097
@chipmunktubetop5097 5 років тому
We are in a sad state when late night shows expose more ineptitude in our government that actual news.
@MrJonsonville5
@MrJonsonville5 4 роки тому
State run media is a horrible place to go if you want the truth.
@zestcres
@zestcres 4 роки тому
Your absolutely right
@contactkeithstack
@contactkeithstack 4 роки тому
*TV news
@r.scottmacleod4564
@r.scottmacleod4564 4 роки тому
THIS IS THE ACTUAL NEWS NOW!...Greed and profit agenda networks don't tell the truth unless it fits their agendas. It's not so much fake news as it is "steered" news which they spin doctor to fit their profit chances.
@magicman9218
@magicman9218 4 роки тому
This exact comment is on every single video, i bet you feel original
@evitasdad
@evitasdad 4 роки тому
Every American should see and understand this. Especially his supporters. It should be compulsory.
@jewelvs7859
@jewelvs7859 4 роки тому
I doubt they'll understand a word of it.
@garretttedeman
@garretttedeman 4 роки тому
Oh the finale "info video" is just too perfect! This is 21 min. & 13 sec. of genius.
@c4ss4e4d
@c4ss4e4d 5 років тому
“Fun” fact about Peter Navarro, he was my professor at UC Irvine, where he ‘teaches’ an online class based on his UKposts series of videos that is supposed to be about economics and trade with China. I had no clue about who he was or any of his books going in, I only knew it was a course that satisfied my management minor. But instead he made us memorize the amount of Chinese aircraft carries, the amount of potential mines in the water between China and Taiwan, how China might launch missiles at the US etc. There was NOTHING about trade policies at all, and yes he made us write an essay that basically had his zero sum game in mind, and discuss how American Fortune 500 companies with setups in China would be forced to move back to the US at some point. My essay basically proved him wrong, and I got a passing grade, and no comments. We also had weekly ‘blog posts’ where we would have to write about something that related to the class, which meant a lot of people got poor marks when they cited the benefits of US-China trade. That’s mostly because a lot of the students in the class were Chinese international students who were also confused by the objective of the course, and didn’t understand how completely tone deaf he seemed to be. Anything that went against him he COMPLETELY ignored and pretended wasn’t handed in. My friend even ended up failing the course despite doing more than enough work and handing in all their work on time, purely because they criticized the contents of the course. He has tenure and emeritus status, so he’s basically impossible to get rid of, and I’m assuming he’ll come prancing back on his high horse to keep on doing his propaganda course as soon as trump is out. Hopefully he loses his status, funding, or right to teach a class, but who knows...
@roccoh.892
@roccoh.892 5 років тому
c4ss4e4d Well, you obviously missed the point of the class, that China is an authoritarian threat to the West and its liberal principles.
@doyleharken3477
@doyleharken3477 5 років тому
I'd suggest students get together to organize demonstrations and press for the firing of this utter charlatan, but I fear the rightwing cavemen would cry "SJW safe space" all day long.
@rewer
@rewer 5 років тому
c4ss4e4d, basically he’s a xenophobia who afraid of every foreigners especially china. Did he realize it was russia who manipulate usa election? Yes, china stole intellectual properties, but no where as evil as an politic manipulator.
@roccoh.892
@roccoh.892 5 років тому
You won’t succeed in turning this into a partisan issue. Across the political spectrum, from Schumer and Bernie to Rubio and Trump, all recognise China as the threat it is.
@roccoh.892
@roccoh.892 5 років тому
I can say with certainty, rewer, that I don’t hate Chinese. I am half Chinese myself, and I’m actually in Asia visiting relatives. Oh, and Australia and New Zealand? Heard of them? Yeah, more successful than Russia. China views Russia as the bumbling idiot, to distract from its own efforts.
@KorKhan89
@KorKhan89 5 років тому
Should get another ad aired on Fox starring Catheter Cowboy to really get the message across
@lunabranwen
@lunabranwen 5 років тому
KorKhan89 yep he's just cathin
@RingoYote
@RingoYote 5 років тому
It didn't work for the Iran deal, why the fuck would it work for this? and yes they actually did buy adspace on xFinity, Spectrum and COX cable lines as well as Dish and DirectTV for the DC/Baltimore area, saw it myself air at around 9am and 11am
@pizzafacesuperleipoman8634
@pizzafacesuperleipoman8634 5 років тому
I honestly thought that's what he was gonna do but this video is ok too. And Sam Hyena, there's tons of "safe space" people watching fox besides Trump, maybe they will finally realise what an idiot he is.
@clintonwashington8609
@clintonwashington8609 2 роки тому
I really wish you guys would do a story on how terrible working for BMW ACTUALLY IS.
@Thenoobestgirl
@Thenoobestgirl 3 роки тому
I'm 2 years late for this but this might be the funniest episode you've ever done, John. 👏😂 I legit started tearing up at the Melania/steel worker guy theory lmao!
@Lauramahon1987
@Lauramahon1987 5 років тому
I can't wrap my head around the fact that there are people who actually think the Trump administration is doing right by America. It's mind-boggling. The rest of the world aren't even laughing, we're cringing and hoping you guys come out of this ok in the end.
@Lauramahon1987
@Lauramahon1987 5 років тому
Carolyn Smith I honestly feel for you all right now. If's hard enough watching this happen from another country, I can't imagine having to deal with this as an American citizen.
@13thxenos
@13thxenos 5 років тому
The USA meddled in so many countries affairs and destroyed many opportunities, that it would have seemed like poetic justice if it weren't for the suffering of the other half of the USA, and the rest of the world. He is ruining the Earth.
@shaker154
@shaker154 5 років тому
@@danielvillalobos4265 it wasn't just that. I'm in PA, and know dozens of people who registered to vote just to vote AGAINST Hillary. Seriously if it was any other candidate they would not have voted at all. The problem is that democratic leadership somehow didn't get this. Now we have midterms and people like Rosie Odonnel tweeting support for people in key races without realizing that their support might be enough to send on the fence voters to the other side.
@SolarLiner
@SolarLiner 5 років тому
Remember when he said that before he was president "we" the other countries were laughing at the US and now somehow we aren't because of him?
@SolarLiner
@SolarLiner 5 років тому
Coffee Fresh do you actually get Trump though? Because it seems even his own team has a hard time following him.
@hsojspillihp
@hsojspillihp 5 років тому
I live in Spartanburg a few miles from BMW... people here are flipping out... just in case you were wondering.
@onursahin356
@onursahin356 5 років тому
Like how ?
@TheMrEgils
@TheMrEgils 5 років тому
Enlighten us, please.
@jacobbaltazar4351
@jacobbaltazar4351 5 років тому
Wow and Honestly I hope Trump sees in the books how he is the worst president
@HeilRay
@HeilRay 5 років тому
Go on...
@PoloLoiTamin
@PoloLoiTamin 5 років тому
how??
@Nynzy
@Nynzy 14 днів тому
I am glad Howard finally got a Ring with the Lakers, fittingly here in Orlando - spoken by a Magic fan!~
@brianthomas2434
@brianthomas2434 3 роки тому
Just got to the aluminum worker/ Melania bit. Words fail me!
@rei_cirith
@rei_cirith 4 роки тому
Frankly, Angela Merkel's English is probably better than Trump's.
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 4 роки тому
that doesn't say much. That rambling crazy person in the subway has a better grasp on English than Trump. And... makes way more sense logic-wise...
@rei_cirith
@rei_cirith 4 роки тому
@@robertnett9793 I'm just referring to the fact that John Oliver said Angela Merkel had to fire her translator because he/she must be translating Trump wrong, but Angela probably didn't need a translator to know Trump's just a baffoon.
@MajorMlgNoob
@MajorMlgNoob 4 роки тому
@@rei_cirith is just a joke Remember he's a comedian not a journalist
@sagesheahan6732
@sagesheahan6732 4 роки тому
Truth
@sylvernale
@sylvernale 4 роки тому
What do you mean probably? This is guaranteed
@MrClickity
@MrClickity 5 років тому
The biggest problem with Trump's approach to trade is that he's stuck in the zero sum game mentality. It's how he's approached his business dealings (and seemingly his whole life): every encounter, every deal has a winner and a loser. But that's not how trade is supposed to work. When you go to the store and buy something, do you always assume that either you're screwing the store over or it's screwing you over? No. As long as the sale was made in good faith and neither side pulled any dishonest shenanigans, you got something you needed/wanted and the store got some money. Everybody wins.
@ThomasFoolery8
@ThomasFoolery8 5 років тому
MrClickity in that case it doesn’t matter. China should let Trump think he won and win smaller on the side. I don’t get this argument. Trump wants more. Whether you call it zero sum or not doesn’t matter. Fold and give him concessions. What’s the problem here?
@PictureMaker22
@PictureMaker22 5 років тому
MrClickity We weren’t winning at all before Trump came into office.
@isaacromo869
@isaacromo869 5 років тому
@@PictureMaker22 I was and am and will after
@isaacromo869
@isaacromo869 5 років тому
@@ThomasFoolery8 that would be nice but he's doing it to everyone Canada has a trade deficit with US, the US should trade more with canada
@tasnimanika8123
@tasnimanika8123 5 років тому
David Gordon and we certainly aren’t winning now. 🙄
@alejandrowarrez7445
@alejandrowarrez7445 Рік тому
Holy shit this aged well.
@teddyterminal
@teddyterminal 2 роки тому
oh my god at 19:58 when all the knives stab the book there's a spoon that flies across the screen I JUST NOTICED IT AND NOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA
@Salchipapafied
@Salchipapafied 5 років тому
That aluminum worker/Melania swap story, lmfao.
@harambeegardens8705
@harambeegardens8705 5 років тому
Jonathan Hopfenblatt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
@CitanulsPumpkin
@CitanulsPumpkin 5 років тому
You gotta imagine that around the 5th time Merkel said trade with the EU she turned to her translator and the translator said "yeah this guy just isn't getting it."
@nathanielclaw2841
@nathanielclaw2841 5 років тому
Merkel: Fritz, WTF!? Fritz: i swear its not my fault! But imagine they are speaking It in german
@teresamendoza1194
@teresamendoza1194 4 роки тому
Just love watching John Oliver...so hilarious and awesome!!👏👏😎
@idontknoq4813
@idontknoq4813 2 роки тому
"I can name 10 different forms of trade," Yeah, I've got a list that probably makes more sense then his. Here we go: domestic trade, international trade, interstate trade, intercity trade, intercounty trade, civ 6 trade, wandering traders (like in minceraft), the "Trader" skill in skyrim, trader joes, and ocean currents (that's basically oceans trading water between each other). WHAT A SCHOOL OF FINANCE RIGHT HERE!!!
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 2 роки тому
Not bad
@idontknoq4813
@idontknoq4813 2 роки тому
@@Omni0404 thank you
@lordvoldemort8904
@lordvoldemort8904 5 років тому
That melania switch story was amazing.
@ACc-dd5bf
@ACc-dd5bf 5 років тому
I consider that story as cannon now
@davidbanner7804
@davidbanner7804 5 років тому
It makes so much sense
@timothyscanlon5156
@timothyscanlon5156 5 років тому
Brilliant!
@marienchatfield4871
@marienchatfield4871 5 років тому
A Cc VN. .
@slamminsammy941
@slamminsammy941 5 років тому
Good comment but dumbledore is the better wizard !!
@angirassharma709
@angirassharma709 5 років тому
Trade guy, Liar lady, Nothing boy, Jesus Pleaser, Crime nymph, Drunk grandpa and daughter wife.
@otakon17
@otakon17 5 років тому
angiras sharma you forgot Word Ghoul.
@albevanhanoy
@albevanhanoy 5 років тому
Sounds like a team of failed supervillains in a spoof superhero movie.
@barkasz6066
@barkasz6066 5 років тому
Worst cast of the Justice League ever.
@avigutierrez8948
@avigutierrez8948 5 років тому
If the legion of doom were losers and struggling to have identities.
@codelicious6590
@codelicious6590 4 роки тому
Aluminum worker bit was frickin genius!!
@recklezzzhyena7877
@recklezzzhyena7877 3 роки тому
How are we ignoring the fact that Martin Sheen is the Narrator for Death by China
@kiaraprabhu7080
@kiaraprabhu7080 3 роки тому
I was looking for this comment, wtf was that about??
@RansomeStoddard
@RansomeStoddard 5 років тому
I think the little video at the end was too subtle for Trump to understand. What about colorful flash cards?
@DanYHKim2
@DanYHKim2 5 років тому
I think it needs scratch-and-sniff. Oh, and more boobs.
@miho022883
@miho022883 5 років тому
I think it's time for someone to saddle up and ride again
@Patym14
@Patym14 5 років тому
John Oliver's team please do one on plastics and ocean pollution! It's so important
@PaulZink
@PaulZink 5 років тому
I think they already may have, or a related issue, if memory serves.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 5 років тому
It is a huge issue, along with carbon overuse, plus chemical or fertilizer dumping into the oceans causing toxic algae mats for many acres of ocean. We need to stop those very fast.
@User-vz4xm
@User-vz4xm 5 років тому
Upvote!! China is bumping tons of garbage into the ocean everyday. Can someone bring attention to this pressing issue!!
@sandracocox5069
@sandracocox5069 5 років тому
YES PLS
@Floridapirate1
@Floridapirate1 5 років тому
EPA role-backs on methane releases... methane is 25 time more efficient at trapping global heat then co2
@BijanIzadi
@BijanIzadi 2 роки тому
“Electric scooters are basically like if Dane Cook became transportation” lmaoooo why does that sound so true
@blakemiliano4176
@blakemiliano4176 Рік тому
Re watching this and it still got me so hard.
@rossburns2905
@rossburns2905 2 роки тому
As someone from Spartanburg, it made me so proud to be mentioned in this.
@danielclark-hughes692
@danielclark-hughes692 5 років тому
"But no, Melania! Go to him!" At this point I lost control
@gallegoc6005
@gallegoc6005 5 років тому
Melania change bodies with the worker, that is why the worker wants to hug trump while melania in the white house doesn't touch him
@davethompson3326
@davethompson3326 5 років тому
She has to go bathe in bleach every time she does@@gallegoc6005
@Xtoff
@Xtoff 4 роки тому
Stop being 12 XD lol. I can't even. So good. ^THIS. 👏😂👏
@renatocorvaro6924
@renatocorvaro6924 5 років тому
Donald Trump is proof that, as long as you are born with enough money, you can live a long life of never knowing how money works at all, and still have all the money.
@mistere5857
@mistere5857 5 років тому
If that's your world view, then I feel very sad for you.
@JamesNeave1978
@JamesNeave1978 5 років тому
@@mistere5857 Why? It's demonstrably true. He knows nothing about economics, yet he was born with all the money.
@mistere5857
@mistere5857 5 років тому
@@JamesNeave1978 Money and economics are related the same as brain chemistry is to psychology. Plenty of rich people don't understand economics and plenty of people who understand economics aren't rich.
@mistere5857
@mistere5857 5 років тому
@Julie W. nothing you said was an argument.
@mistere5857
@mistere5857 5 років тому
@Julie W. I appreciate your civility but I have no idea what you are talking about. The field of economics is generally divided into micro and macro. "Personal economics" is not a thing. Personal finance which is a branch of accounting (aka the nature of money) is loosely related to economics, but they are distinctly different fields.
@jaohonaxa
@jaohonaxa 4 роки тому
This was one of his best bits and I was grateful that he cleared it up.
@friederikekopke685
@friederikekopke685 Рік тому
Years later and I'm still crying about the story with the aluminium worker
@yazhini5652
@yazhini5652 5 років тому
John complimenting Steve Mnuchin’s appearance because they look alike is the best thing ever
@noypho91
@noypho91 5 років тому
Yazhini omg. I was so confused why he would said such thing 😅👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 років тому
Oh, I see what's going on, John... when the Olsen Twin makes a fake sister by flash-stepping, she's a dangerous monster misleading the world, and you will _not rest_ until her deception is exposed... But when *_YOU_* do _the exact same thing_ to create Steve Mnuchin, *_you're_* what we get _if Mother Theresa Fucked Jesus...!!_ _Piece of shit rat-faced Hypocrite..._
@blkhlemusic3460
@blkhlemusic3460 5 років тому
Damn, I was expecting Catheter Cowboy to explain it 😂
@monicawilliams7844
@monicawilliams7844 5 років тому
BLKHLE Music that’s what I was thinking too! 😃
@JethroSneebs
@JethroSneebs 5 років тому
I hope he isn't incapacitated from pain when he caths.
@kanalkucker14
@kanalkucker14 5 років тому
Yes, he is the hero we need right now!
@LordAmerican
@LordAmerican 5 років тому
We can always hope he Indiana Jones'd it and somehow managed to run away just before the blast got him or hid in the fridge that somehow protected him.
@ananda9133
@ananda9133 4 роки тому
Fuck it, I'm using this for my China trade war essay. It's a lot more understandable than a lot of the other stuff I'm reading.
@chipskylark5500
@chipskylark5500 2 роки тому
Damn, I just got the wordplay behind "a case of the mNUchies", years after I've seen this for the first time. This is truly the peak of TV
@aurtisanminer2827
@aurtisanminer2827 5 років тому
The aluminum worker theory is more credible than pizza-gate.
@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 5 років тому
That's not exactly a high bar.
@oddtail_tiger
@oddtail_tiger 5 років тому
That's not a high bar to clear. I've heard farts that told a more coherent narrative than pizza-gate.
@aurtisanminer2827
@aurtisanminer2827 5 років тому
Michael Sporzynski my own ass has done just that!
@JakeLX
@JakeLX 5 років тому
The Melania story was amazing.
@youisstupid2586
@youisstupid2586 3 роки тому
Stu i agree stu!
@rickharrison1887
@rickharrison1887 3 роки тому
6:27 John is flexing on all of us with that amazing Minecraft villager impression
@sydneywilliams4796
@sydneywilliams4796 3 роки тому
That steel worker doesn’t realize that even though he has kept his job now, the price of their products will go up, and demand will go down, and to off set those costs labor will be cut and he will still lose his job. We literally learned this first week of my macroeconomics course.
@SwiggidySwoody
@SwiggidySwoody 5 років тому
When John was talking about the BMW factory he also could have taken Mercedes' factory in Tuscaloosa. About 10 years ago the dad of my girlfriend moved there from germany to help expanding the factory because Mercedes released a lot of new cars since then. As far as i know the factory itself employs 3.000 people and another 7.000 jobs depend on the MB factory (those people work for smaller companies that produce and deliver parts). I recently talked to her dad and he said that if these taxes and tariffs keep rising the production costs will reach a too high level, so Mercedes will be forced to move their production to China. Good Job Trump.
@doyleharken3477
@doyleharken3477 5 років тому
It fucking sucks Trump's hate-boner for Merkel destroys decades of mutually beneficial trade relations between our countries. All because his German branch of the Trump organisation went under. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TD_Trump_Deutschland
@AlwaysANemesis
@AlwaysANemesis 5 років тому
So then Donald's irrational hatred for Germany and its imports is because he couldn't keep reliable business with them? That is possibly the Trumpiest explanation I could have expected.
@HeadCannonPrime
@HeadCannonPrime 5 років тому
These other countries have to realize that Trump wont be around forever. I think it would be shortsighted to move a multi-million dollar factory for a guy that is only going to have the job for another 3 years, hopefully. No other sane president is going to keep these tariffs. Even Creepy Pence wouldn't keep this insanity.
@kaemincha
@kaemincha 5 років тому
I live in Tuscaloosa!! It's so true that the Mercedes plant has done a great deal for our economy. My old high school actually has a trade program now to make it easier for kids to train and get a job there. I would hate for it to move somewhere else.
@bnmnsmp4547
@bnmnsmp4547 5 років тому
There are a couple of things in addition to Trump, which are troublesome. E.g. Germany wants to build NorthStream2, because it is of huge economical, ecological and strategic benefit. The USA tries to stop this project ever since. Nearly everybody is pissed off the by the USA torpedoing the Iran-Deal (this was not Trump alone) and the regime changes in the Middle east are not perceived well by a lot of European citizens (it led to the refugee crisis). Coming back to the Iran-Deal the if the USA continuous to succeed to enforce US-Sanction on EU-Iranian business relationships the EU may have to make sure this cannot happen again, because it's citizens may be demanding it. It is not acceptable that the US is able to enforce US-Law on EU-Companies. This is a huge long therm risk the US is taking here. The US is pissing off some very valuable allies at the moment and needs to be very carefull to not step over the point of no return. After each act of Donald Trump the transatlantic faction is pronouncing how important the USA are as allies and partners and so on ... and the pro Russia faction is rolling on the ground, laughing. The mood is swinging to looking for reliable partners. And the opinion to make the EU independent of the NATO is a lot more appealing for more people now.
@kayliw7216
@kayliw7216 5 років тому
Oh my god, that aluminum worker/Melania body switching joke killed me.
@gaylesankey402
@gaylesankey402 4 роки тому
That ending was spectacular!
@zestcres
@zestcres 4 роки тому
Incredible episode!!!
@TouyaChikage
@TouyaChikage 5 років тому
Trump: I’ll give you thousands of jobs with tariffs!!! >creates 26,000 jobs >loses over 432,000 jobs in the process The Art of the Deal, everyone.
@royblekman8186
@royblekman8186 5 років тому
Toya Chikage Poor americans.
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 5 років тому
The art of the deal is not to make a good deal, but to make the dumb suckers think they got one.
@Tumeq
@Tumeq 5 років тому
Tremendous.
@ninedakom
@ninedakom 5 років тому
Your right and hes been doing a great job at that
@tripsaplenty1227
@tripsaplenty1227 5 років тому
Toya Chikage It's like the person who dumps 500 bucks into a slot machine until they hit a 50 dollar win and leave thinking they won money.
@catherineevelyn6540
@catherineevelyn6540 5 років тому
I'd watch a movie about Melania and the aluminium worker.
@1prozzak6616
@1prozzak6616 5 років тому
John should have recurring segments of this, lol.
@dougkeyes4406
@dougkeyes4406 5 років тому
What is aluminium
@thegrayyernaut
@thegrayyernaut 4 роки тому
@@dougkeyes4406 A metal, short as Al in Chemistry.
@seblorkhan2618
@seblorkhan2618 4 роки тому
John needs to keep his fanfiction under wraps
@AWMJoeyjoejoe
@AWMJoeyjoejoe 4 роки тому
@@dougkeyes4406 It's the proper name for what you call "Aluminum"
@samuellueth9012
@samuellueth9012 3 роки тому
John Oliver is the King of genius.
@nickmorgan1690
@nickmorgan1690 3 роки тому
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