My girlfriend called me a pedophile today…….big word for a 6 year old

I used to tell dad jokes.... But then he left

Necrophilia: Brings new meaning to the saying, “Cracking open a cold one.”

Here's my own little joke: What is an emo's favorite game?.. Connect the cuts 🤣🤣

Dark humor is like water.... Some people get it some don't

My grandfather told me that we were all too dependent on technology, so I switched off his life support.

Why were the kids in the columbine library sad? They wanted books but they just got magazines

What does a teenager who just found out she is pregnant and her fetus think at the same time? My mom is going to kill me.

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

the thing is, it's 1AM and I can't wake my parents.

The teacher one got me hard lmaooooo

What's the difference between me and cancer? my dad didn't beat cancer

The emo kid went to high-five a tree but the tree left him hanging

An amazing year of fun, reminding me of all the good laughs we had -My grandfather at the rally in 1846

Bring me more of that shit 😂😂

I love it 😂😂😂

*During a baby shower, a man cheers up because he got a son.* "Im gonna teach him how to hunt, martial arts and all that manly stuff." He said to his bro friends. YEAAAH!! PROUD OF YOU BRO!! the men replied. *15 yrs later, the kid becomes a teenager and he becomes a school shooter.* He walks up to his dad and said "Dad, remember the shooting game that we were playing? Whoever gets the most target plinked wins. Well I shot 289 moving targets just for you."

What do you call 6 gay men in a war? Rainbow 6 Siege!

The German girlfriend joke, though.... that's like two layers of wrong in one concise package 😂 I'm definitely going to hell for laughing, and maybe prison

JAILLLLLLL 😭😭

U guys give me hope In humanity

Whats the difference between micheal jackson and a plastic bag? ones made of plastic and bad for children and the other holds groceries.

thanks a lot for helping me out. you guys have made me laugh so much during my hardest times and helped me get thru my breakup. thanks to all of you guys

MAN I LOVE WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS MUCH RESPECT FROM 🇿🇦

Apparently I am not going to hell alone lmfao

Why were the twin towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane

Aight this earned a sub this was hillarious

We're already off to a start! (0:01)

HILARIOUS

Why do hospitals have air conditioning, to keep all the vegetables fresh 😂

7:19 😁I like how he said 6 thousand and not million.

Love It ❤

this meat hangin better then my friends at the butcher shop

Yall heard about that bread factory that burned down... It's toast

What is the big similarity between "strong, independent" women entering 30 and Ayrton Senna? They both hit the wall really hard.

What do u do when u see an emo kid? Grab they’re wrist say “I like ya cut g”

I wanted to use this joke with facts and this is the info that I found out which really kind of sucks cuz I love that joke it was 😂🥰

So I just watched this with a mouthful of cappuccino for a try not to laugh challenge but I freaking lost at the orphan wanting love tennis joke 😂

How did hitler die?............ He killed him self after seeing the gas bill

Charlie: ITS A MAG

When this joke hit 3:51 I laughed extra hard because bro let it out he wanted jezus 😂

What is long and ⚫️? The line at kfc 🍗

Put this one in the next video please” tell someone that is paralyze to walk it off” 😂😂😂😂

if the twitter cancel culture sjw crowd saw this, they'd crap bricks! Keep it up!

yo kobe took fall damage

“Clip” ITS A MAGAZINE

I got one. They made a website for orphans, they’re was no Home Screen

0:02 there mags

Pov: you're trying to teach a blind man something but he just can get it right(he's a visual learner)

those jokes where so dark they almoste were shot (:

A man is laughing at a man who fell down the stairs, good news is He will be able to go back up the stairs in the afterlife

I recently had someone get pissed at me during a game of mafia, 2 people "died", a white guy and a black guy While discussing who we thought killed, the moderator asked someone for their defense. Jordan, a cop irl, responded "I couldn't have killed them, I'm a cop" I responded "wait, OF Course he did it, because he's!..." (I meant because he's a cop, and both the cop and I started laughing) Slowly other people started finishing the joke in their own minds and started laughing. The moderator chick got pissed and thought it was abt race when I just meant it about killings. Either way it's still funny, but she made it about race, making me think she has a problem with certain people making certain jokes but idk I'm just pissed because she started yelling and made everyone uncomfortable and basically insinuated I was racist for a joke she misunderstood. I'd make the same joke about any similar logical fallacy, like "I'm a Christian, so I couldn't have sinned against you" ectopic. Just wanted to vent, lmk if that joke was actually messed up or not lol, I would appreciate advice

I got a joke, plz put this in next vid, when u get angry, hit an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents

why cant orphans play baseball, "cause they dont know where home is"

What do cheerleaders use to cure a fever, POM POMS!!!

"whats the similarities between your dad and Michael Jackson?" *Both of them are gone*

I couldn’t make out the burning emo one. Wish all of these were subtitled.

3:32 Edit: For those who don't get, "nein" means no (not nine).

I told my dad this one at the age of ten not knowing what it meant 😂😂😂 1:59

I have a dark joke : Might I suggest putting your will to live in your bag, notice how it's not there.

6:51 made me spit out my water

Bro the first guy’s voice was cracking so bad

Hi

This is a healthy much needed slap to political correctness. Laugh at yourself

its so preppy in here😊😊😊😉😉😉

What do you call Batman whose been sexually assaulted? “Gaped Crusader”

The difference between a baby and a sweet potato is about 140 calories.

Bro the fucken ventriloquist joke 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Do you know any suicide jokes? Come on, don't leave me hanging!

Pls put this is next video i’ve been listening to this underground rapper what’s his name uhhhhhhh I think his name is 2Poc

Ich liebe beleidigende Memes, ich vertraue ihnen mehr als dem Vertrauen in mein eigenes Leben

How do you say cannibalism on a gay person, taste the rainbow.

My brain is loading harder than My Pc rendering graphic with i3 😢

I got some jokes If and orphan takes a family photo Is it considered a selfie A guy got rejected from art school so he proved them wrong by painting Europe

Some of these jokes Fr be darker then my skin color. My skin color;🧑🏿

1:09 there is a Stage 5 It's called Goku

Here I thought this was gonna be cringe… Then that opening salvo… Pun, very much, intended. 0:12

Magazine

I went in front of an emo kid in the lunch line, and he said "stop cutting" and i said "look whos talking"

⁠these jokes are so dark the cops almost shot at them

I got a joke. I went to a german dentist and he said that i have a cavity. Mf took my gold tooth out and led me to a chamber.

How come you don’t see emos in movies? They never make the final cut. They make their own final cut

Tyrone joke ... im lost

I've Got A Horrible Dark Humor Joke What Do You Call A Pregnant Slave Buy One Get One Free😂

Love the Umbreon suit

In r/place the german replaced the turkish flag with the DeucheBahn logo... because the German loves trains....

What is fast moving and red A baby in a blender

What does a apple and a black person have in common They both look good hanging from trees

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If you ever love a joke you came up with. Never put it on reddit. I hear it everywhere now. But hey, it's fucking funny😂 2:07

1:22

Yo may i get a link invitation to the Discord ?

does it count as a "laugh" when the only reactions I do the whole time is "oh!", "sh*t", "damn!", and/or a combination of all of them?

3:07

I got a joke I told an orphan he had 336 days in a year Cause he didn't have a mother's or father's day

4:07 Explain?

2:39 What does this one mean

Look that vr it looks like your life

Why didn’t I get sick after drinking from the water fountain? The water fountain said white only

Heres my joke 🤣 but What was Kobe bryant’s favorite movie? Black Hawk Down Why was kobe bryant the best father romodel? Cause He was the only one to take his daughter with him🤣