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You see Matt, at disney it's not the "Dollar" General. It's the "Hundred Dollar" General.

“I’m not paying that much for barbecue I can’t smell a mile away” oooooh I feel that in my SOUL, man…

Former cast member here! Yes, there are actually tunnels beneath Magic Kingdom, and yes, you are on top of the pretty much everywhere you go in the park, including Main Street. They sound a lot cooler and more mysterious than they actually are.

"do you see Woody and Buzz back there chuckin' hickory in a smoker? Kuz I don't" had me dying

As a Disney Hillbilly, I greatly appreciate your Disney World knowledge and correct use of terminology.

Did anyone notice his shirt that said “Most expensive day ever”😂

honestly Matt, you said too many insider things about Disney for me not to believe you don't go once/year. 🤣

The LSU drinking around the world joke was so f’king spot on 😂😂😂 Geaux Tigers!

My sister, her husband, and daughter went to Europe for a month, and the week they spent at Disney cost about the same.

“Engine block covered in Kudzoo!” 😂😂😂 that was super hilarious and creative

I’ve met Dolly several times while workin, she is just as kind and thoughtful as everyone believes!! That woman is a Blessing! I love her she is truly a Queen, A Fairy Godmother. ( I lived in Whittier NC)

Where did they hide the Dollar General at Disney?! Lol. Best video yet.

A Dollywood Gold Season Pass, preferred parking ,a lifetime of Cinnamon bread and a drink cup with a year long refill for less than what it cost to park at Disneyworld.

As a southern who lives near Disney, you have me cracking up!!! Florida is way more crazy than just Disney

I about died when you said I've finally got Fancy Like Applebees out of my mind.

I'm not southern but I sure feel a connection to that guy complaining about how much everything costs.

"Most expensive day, ever"!😂

I'm happy to say the only Disney I've ever been to was Tokyo Disney this summer. Tickets were less than $100 for me and one kiddo for a day. You can bring your own food in and the Japanese love themselves a good picnic, which I too greatly enjoy. We road the trains down from where we live, so no pay for parking. (Although I've even heard it's actually reasonable here, but toll roads will get you instead.) Merch and food weren't too outlandishly priced...although I will say some of the food options are very interesting as a westerner. Lol. I honestly didn't expect to enjoy the rides (I'm a roller coaster fan), but by golly that Pooh Honey Hunt ride and Beauty and the Beast were pretty darn mind blowing. Oh, and they have covering for shade for most of their lines, and air conditioning blowing in several sections which made the long wait in June rather bearable. All in all, it was actually an enjoyable experience that didn't break the bank. It probably helps that they're the only park to NOT be owned by Disney though. The other parks sound like torture and I have no desire at all to go! We're planning to go back and hit up Disney Sea this fall...when there's less people and heat. Moral of this overly long comment: Save up and go visit Japan and just make Disney a small side trip. Then you get to experience and absolutely amazing country while you're at it.

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel major anxiety? I think there absolutely should be a "Disney Vacation Club support group"

“Seems like a lot of drinking but we are LSU fans”!! So tru. Louisiana toasts you buddy lol

The joke about the "Fancy" song being replaced by "It's a Small World" as the new earworm is the funniest joke I've heard in a VERY long time!!!

The only time to go to Disney World is in the winter when it’s not 1,000,000 degrees outside.

Most honest comparison to back to school I’ve seen😂

Oh the mind of Matt Mitchell. Always makes me laugh and is always spot on.

The stress of a Disney vacation nearly killed me…

Not going on the Dumbo ride for obvious reasons. Killed me, 🤣🤣🤣

"I'm here for the food" 😅😂😅 i am that person 😂😂😂

I never understood the reason to go spend a mortgage on what I can get at Six Flags or Silver Dollar City.

I just lost it watching Sven's head go flying from the top of that sipper. lol! As a former passholder who lives in Alabama, this is SPOT ON. That said, you can go wrong at Casey's. Get Portillo's delivered to the hotel instead, if you want a hot dog. The onion rings are amazing. Don't forget the chocolate cake. Even better, get the chocolate cake shake. (It's an entire slice of their chocolate cake mixed into a milkshake.) I know you're not a fan of Chicago dogs, but you can order the without all that on there if you want. Also, don't forget the Dole Whip. Better MK people watching spot is a window seat in the (not so) secret upstairs of Columbia Harbor House. Because air conditioning.

As an LSU fan, can confirm.

Skipping the gumbo for obvious reasons! 🤣🤣🤣. The SEC jokes were great. Thanks for a good laugh!

The people watch rating system is so true! I go for the food, too! Also, totally agree with the Genie plus stuff! 🤣

OMG 😂 He punched it and the head flew off 🤣

Best part about being in line for It's a Small World for an hour is that you only need to do it once. If the line is 5 min the little ones would want to do it five times.

I go easy on the rides because I'm afraid of heights. I go easy on the food because I'm afraid of widths. 😇

I think the only thing you missed Matt was the mass of tour groups all following someone carrying a flag.

Pro tip: if you're looking for a ride you can repeat once you get bored or tired of standing in 2+ hour lines, try Pirates of the Caribbean. Mind you, it's been eons since I was at any Disney park, but the last time or two we went I'd take my kid siblings and we'd go default to POTC while everyone else did whatever. The line actually moves, and the ride is long and indoors and thus nice and cool between the line-standing sections.

Love the LSU shout out lol! Louisiana knows how to drink

The punch at the end has me rolling! That was hilarious:)

Love the Dolly commentary! So I’ve been to Disney World a few times. Once when I was 3 and remember nothing. Again when I was around 10 and my dad’s company did a conference there. We got an all-access pass, a three-day stay at The Grand Floridian, and a park-hopper for two days at the parks. That was awesome! Then we went on our own dime when I was 12, 14, and 15 and we realized that if we stayed in a non-resort hotel and only had one meal at the nice theme park restaurants we could do Disney World for about $400 less. But the real break-through came when we realized we could have an entire day at Disney Springs and do everything we did at the parks except the rides. Great restaurants. Great entertainment. All the same shops. The huge gaming center. And the movie theatre that had bowling! Thus it became a tradition to go to Disney Springs for my birthday. Including gas, spending cash, food, and a theater ticket or performance ticket, it typically costs about $700. The most expensive thing is always the meals. And last time we were there (2017) we discovered something else… you are totally allowed to enter a theme park without paying for a ticket if you’re only going to shop. We did this for one of the parks that has a big shopping center just inside the main gate. It was like a big circle of stores. They didn’t stamp our hand or anything. They just told us we would be detained if we tried to enter the second main gate and would be forced to pay for a full-price park ticket for each member of the group. I haven’t been back since before the world went on lockdown. Hoping to go this year. Curious to see if all the perks are the same or if they’ve made more rules.

Everyone at Disney: matching Disney outfits My family at Disney: matching LSU outfits 💜💛💜💛 GEAUX TIGERS 💜💛💜💛

Imagine the things you'd find in random boxes on the wrong aisle at the Disney World Dollar General 😂

Dollywood best amusement park, confirmed XD That was my home turf right there, y’all!! Smoky mountains. Season passes. Every summer-christmas. Hella good times!!

Was at Disney last week and they kept telling us they were going to shut down the trams to our cars at 11:00...when there were still a ton of people trying to get on the monorail. I very loudly announced that Dolly would NEVER let that happen. We did get a tram to the car at like midnight and got to see a fight in the process.

I love your videos. It must be awesome to make people laugh and forget their problems for a few minutes. ❤

can you belive it cost $3.95 to get in when disney opened? tickets were from .10 to a buck for an "E" ticket. I miss those days.

Yup, I own a Silhouette machine, and yes, I made that exact same shirt for my husband on our Disney trip 5 years ago. He loved that shirt.

😂 not only when southerners go to Disneyworld. Northern New Jerseyians too lol 🤣 @ Disney Vacation Club

Yes, 'It's a Small World' was stuck in my head for awhile after my trip in October. That, and "There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow", and "Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me". They kind of alternated

Also very applicable to Disneyland in Southern California. I was just there recently.

Make 2 shirts and a few mugs and That Cricut has paid for itself.

Ok do not get me started....Florida native here speaking...we live a few minutes to Disney main gate and laugh all the time when we read real estate listing that say just minutes to main gate and you find the house is about 3 counties away😂😂😂!!! I just do jot get it. Having been one of the first familes to go to Disney World and having many family membrrs work there the dream gloss has worn very very thin. Mr. Walt Disney had a wonderful vision that has now turn this area of Florida into a vast wasteland nightmare. The mouse is dead to me.😮

"The Chief of Police throwing candy at you from a seized Ford Mustang". I almost spit out my Dollar General iced tea!!

I’ve only ever been to Disney Land in California. In the 60’s. I have a real problem with the cost, the crowds and the heat, so we have never been. Our daughter went to Alton Towers (the British version) when we were stationed in England. She loved that but now she’s as theme park phobic as I am. Although the one in Japan sounds nice. Matt is so funny but I don’t think I’ll ever go. I’d rather spend the money on a cool trip to somewhere interesting.

I've never been to any Disney park, but honestly it sounds like more trouble than it's worth. Not to mention a lot more money than it's probably worth.

"Sounds like a lot of drinking but we are LSU fans" Just because its true doesn't make me feel less attacked...

Went to Disney World several years ago, but it was as part of my high school choir that got selected to sing at the Candlelight festival right around Christmas time. Still had to pay for the trip, but it was a lot of fun to sing alongside the professionals at Epcot, and it was interesting to see a tiny fraction of what goes on behind the scenes. At the end, they gave all of the students special edition Mickey Mouse hats that only the students participating in the Candlelight festival get. It was honestly really fun and a very magical experience. Sorry for the wall of text. This video just got me reminiscing.

now we need to hunt down the dollar general in disney world, because everyone knows they either buy there products from one or their is one secretly built in disney world, but its covered by all that disney goodness🤣🤣

Shoot I rather go back to Carowinds than Disney my guy. Thats my amusement park. (Sad that the Fury had an issue weeks ago though).

The last time I went to Disney was when my Grandfather could get me in for Free(when he was a private contractor for Disney). I have yet to ever go back. It costs way too much and I do not make enough to even go for one day on the special residents discount. Plus the food prices at these places are insane. For one meal there I could eat an entire week at home. No thanks.

I missed so much of the inside humor because I’ve never been to Disneyland, but the bbq from a mile away line cracked me up 🤣I can relate to that one(Texas)

"we are LSU fans" 🤣🤣🤣

As a cast member who works for Disney, this was just hysterical. 😂 I work for Epcot too, so the "Drinking Around the World" comments had me cracking up! 🤣🤣

I love the line for "we come here every August to train for school" looking back at my school years, yeah, going to a theme park is just like going to school. Lol. Matt, you are a hilarious guy and I thank you for making me laugh. I haven't seen all your videos, but if you have any that involves the mid west or the southwest such as southerners describing the food in these locations, I would live to see and hear them. Thank you again for the laugh.

"But we are LSU fans" is classic! And I say that as a native of Baton Rouge and an LSU grad...

I also love your videos matt especially your SEC shorts there so funny 😂😂

"most expensive day ever"....truth...

Every. Word. Is. True. Matt....pure genius comedy.

Matt you are the best. Thank you for the chuckle 😁

As a reformed Disneyphile, this was spectacular! (And I want that sipper!)

So true! The worst part is that people finance these trips, lol! Just say no to Disney!😂😂

As an LSU fan who actually does not drink... still, yep, that us.

I’m gonna need a part 2 to this one. This was all on point!! (And I’m not from the south or even the US).

OMFG…as an LSU alum, I was thinking the exact same thing!! 😂😂

"You don't even wanna know how much this cost!" Punches it, rips off the head. You bought though didn't you? Good old Disney product placements.

Trying to remember the last time a was mad enough to punch my drink lol!!❤️🤗🐝

A Sven sipper?!? I didn’t even know they had those!

In 1972 my family together with my church went to Disney World and they paid for my entrance $3.75 and food was affordable.

As a Canadian this is one of the first thing that comes to mind $800USD = $1070.68CAD. All of it just a waste of money.

As a LSU fan , hes right about starting in Mexico and finishing back in Mexico 😂

"Do you think we're on a tunnel right now?" He says in Florida lol

You punching the Sven cup at the end is where I lost it! XD

“… instead of the chief of police throwing candy at you from a seized Ford mustang” 🤣🤣🤣

I'm so glad pretty much the entire video was about how expensive everything is, because it is MORE than true. It's ridiculous. 😂👌

LMAO!!! This is SO true! I live near Disney, and it's ridiculous. BTW LOVE the shirt with the "Most Expensive Ever". I gotta get one of those, because I will surely wear it there. Thanks for the laughs!

"There's nothin' that grand about Florida".....you got that right 😅

Dude you’re speaking my language! 😂🙌🏻

There's gotta be a Dollar General in here!!!!! Priceless!!!!

About 10 years ago we had the opportunity to take a 4 day vacation at WDW. I had a bit of a panic attack when i heard the price for the hotel and meal plan at one of their "economy" hotels. I think at that time it was more than any of the cars i had purchased in my life. It took a little bit of meditation, lots of deep breathing exercises, hugs and prayers to get me past the shock and it's more now. Dont know if I'll ever go back when i think of the price and what else we can use it for if we could save it up. Love the t-shirt! Go to the Food area just outside of Universal studios, no admission fee and lots of choices if you're just going for food. Chocolate Emporium...yum!

Seized Ford Mustang! Brilliant!

love the punch.

" most expensive day ever " hilarious 🤣

As someone who lives in Florida i feel this lmao it be hot af but that once a year disney trip whenever possible is just known to be bank breaking 😂😂😂

Basic annual pass as a Floridian was a godsend. Paid for one day then upgraded and paid like 60 a month afterwards. I lived an hour drive away and would go at least once every two weeks. Pass gives you free parking, food perks, merchandise discounts and free park hopping. All together, at the time it was like 5-600 dollars for the the pass, without the water parks add-on. We had a pool and the beach is like 15min away. Was doing like 30 trips a year for the price of five. Parking alone is like 20-25 bucks without the pass. Then covid happened and I opted out. There was no way I was wearing a mask on top of being temp checked at the gate and possibly kicked out after an hour drive.

Couldn't agree more with the "Most Expensive Day Ever" shirt. At one point it was sort of worth it. These days Disney anything is a colossal waste of money.

That is EXACTLY WHY I cancelled my reservation at Woody’s Roundup BBQ. 🤣🤣

Geaux Tigers! If the boys ain’t smashin records the fans are!

Lol it’s the location accuracy and the on-hand props for me!