Aiya.. "It's not love, It's a business"....I literally died 😅😅

You know it’s bad when the kidnapper feels bad for them

The kidnapper realized how lucky he was as a child himself 🤣

This is hilarious but also sadly true. I am a daughter and my mother was sadly one of these stereotypical parents. She came from a rural village in Asia, but never changed out of her medieval mindsets, even after immigrating to a western country. I think her moving actually made her latch onto the old customs of her “culture” more, even though this isn’t culture at all. They just use the word “culture” as an excuse for their abusive behaviours. Thank you for combining comedy with raising awareness for mental health and child abuse. I actually used to work as a trauma therapist for victims of child abuse. I myself haven’t spoken to my mother in years, but she’s probably glad of that. There’s so many adults who suffer throughout their lives with C-PTSD, depression, and other mental health issues as a result of toxic parenting.

That moment when you realize that a kidnapper is more worried about you than your mom

“I thought I was paying you to assassinate my daughter! But you will do it for free?!?!? What a bargain!” *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

"And before you kill her, make sure to step on her and call her a FAILURE HOIYAAA!" lol

"for free you'll kill my daughter for free" HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD

I like how the kidnapper is literally feeling bad for the kid

How Asian Parents see report card: 100%Average 0-99% Failure

Wow, you know you’ve got it rough when your kidnapper cares more about you than your own mom 😂

I get it was a joke but as a mom it made me sad. Our children aren’t here to please us they’re spiritual beings having a human experience. Our job is to love and support them through their journey. And the best way to create kind loving people is to model kindness and love.

For free? You're gonna kill her for free?!😂😂😂😂 I literally died 😅😅

child born = business = doctor or lawyer child born = business = failure = kill failure Asian parent child raising ultimate techniques to living a lavish life

1:08 "What a bargain, haiyaa."

1:42 His shocked expression 🤣🤣🤣

The "fifty darra" never get´s old

The mom was actually big brain. She used reverse psychology to get her daughter back for free. True genius!

Bro got so traumatized that he just said “Yeah you can go,man poor kid!” 😂 2:02

2:06 sounds so sincere. 😅

This may sound disrespectful and stereotypical but trust me there are some unbelievable parents like this. And this skit has done a great work in criticizing these kind of parents.

Plot twist: she actually cares about her daughter but she didn't want to pay any money to the kidnapper so she tricked him.

As a kidnapper, I felt this.

This is dark and funny at the same time… I really felt guilty laughing

Plot twist: the mother actually used reverse psychology to set her daughter free

Mom : $50 Kidnapper : do you think this is a joke? Mom : ok, ok $20 😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the likes

The poor kid in the end killing me😂😂💔

As an Asian non Asian, this is totally almost accurate.

If a kidnapper committed that crime to me - then my mother would tell me that I need to look within myself to see how I contributed to the kidnapper's behavior.

It's not love it's business This line hits hard cause one day my mom said to me we are spending money on you when I didn't get good grades. This line still hurts me till this day.

0:52 Laughing for a minute straight, I broke my throat. 1:38 Now my mouth has permenant scars.

I love the ending, where she's free to go. Dude knows her life will be so much more miserable alive than dead 🤣

This is my life and my mom ...it hurts if your parents only care about your academic success but not about you

"$50" "Wha, so little?" "Oh ok ah, $20" *Asian bargaining Level 100*

Asian Parents: Love isn’t given, it must be earned…

The moment when she said "It's a business" 😂

*as an asian offspring, i can attest that i receive death threats on a daily basis and even take the scary treatment*

On a serious note, there are parents who would really don't care if their child was hurt or kidnapped just because they get bad grades, and my mum is one of them I had my finale exams this month I wrote them all except the last one because I was feeling really sick and misread the date and thought it was a off day, It wasn't and I can't pass 12th until I write the supplimentry exam in June and even after I write it, I won't get ranking cuz I wrote it late even if I get really good marks its only gonna be pass. lord I have never been so scared, my mum was so angry and thought I did it on purpose and told my relatives about it how she wanted to marry me off to some dude so she would be free from being with a failure and told me that I should just die now and have no reason to live if I can't even pass 12th grade.. I have never hated myself more and I know it was my mistake but her words and actions were so painful. it's been a few days and she still brings up that I'm a failure again and again and beats me up. I am just a 16 year old, I make mistakes too, can I never be loved just because of these mistakes?

You got skill when you can give the kidnapper EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 🤣🤣🤣

It’s a little over dramatic but this is what some crazy Asian parents do. Especially in places like China where they depend solely on that kid as an investment or they were born just for the purpose of being really talented.

The mom when she sees the child come home: “you failure you can’t even die properly, not even the devil wants you cause you such a failure, you can only get that b not even a b+ Aiyaaa such a failure”

This is true emotional damage😂 the kidnaps👀face😂

the kidnapper has more better parenting skills than the mom

This is the best comedian ever ✨ Edit : MUM IM FAMOUS BUY ME RAMEN-

_"For FreEeeee??!! You will kill my daughter for freeeee??!!"_ I died. 💀💀💀

I love how the kidnapper said “poor kid” bc that was trauma I wouldn’t say all asian parents are like this some of them love them and dont care if the dont become a doctor actually as long as they are healthy they are happy

0:59 that "HUH" got me replaying it 50 times

even the kidnapper felt bad

It's horrifying to know that there really are parents who treat their children like business. I'm not saying there's no love, but when your explicit goal when having and raising your children is that they can take care of you when you're old and/or succeed in life so you can become richer, then it's likely to be hell for the child. So yeah. To those parents, it's an investment. Literal business

"wat a bargain, aii-yaaa" im dead

the kidnapper also had the same experience when he was a kid, that's why he cared 🤣🤣

As sad as it is to say, I have no doubt that somewhere in history this actually happened at least once.

'What a bargain....hoinyaaa' Lmao

They need to contact failure management

In Asian households even screw up sons will always be more precious than hardworking daughters

1:35 the mothers really acting like this is Minecraft villager trades

I was expecting the kidnapper to just adopt her and make the "girl" feel special and actually loved Then I remembered it's a skit

The kidnapper loved the kid in 5 minutes more then her mother in 16 years.

Kid: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

The one time I went home bloody and scratches all over my body from a motorcycle accident, the first thing they ask me was "Did you buy the things I told you?" Im holding a blood drenched plastic bag then they told me to clean my wounds and gave me a pain reliever medicine. No "Are you okay?" No "We go to hospital now", just a stare of gladness that I went home complete and that I'll survive this. We asians are really tough people 😂😂😂

“It’s not love, It’s business” -quote of the year 1:28

Bro my mom tried to do the exact same thing to me luckily I was able to escape through the vent I’ve been on the run for 27 years now I have a wife family and kids but I still can’t forget about it

These jokes get me every time 😂

Just imagine: - Can I go home? - No, I will give you the better life!

1:20 ‘I thought you love your daughter’ Nah we don’t do love in this house. It’s strictly business

My mother is very similar to this. I have an Asian mother. I am not skinny & white pale, I am overweight, I am not married, I don't have kids...my mother is very embarrassed by me. My brother on the other hand, is the golden child. I did not meet her narcissistic idea of the perfect daughter. Even growing up, I was basically shunned (that's a form of killing someone's soul). Its not about love, its about how much "face" you give them. I really feel that she wished I would just go away. So all of you saying don't stereotype...its true. I think it's one of the great failings of asian culture, abusive. Every child deserves love, no matter who they are. And should be accepted for who they are.

Broooo! This is fucking hilarious!!!! Never laughed this hard in a long time

well...i teared up at the last part🙂🙂🙂

I actually felt uncomfortable like- it was supposed to be a joke but in a deep way. It really hurts me to know that are actual parents who are like this

the AIYA parts really got me🤣

Man, I love this kidnapper. He's actually more better than the mother. If I was kidnapped, I'd rather be kidnapped by him.

Even though this is supposed to be a skit comedy I can't help but realise that's how the majority of us(the Asian community) were brought up. From grandparents to our parents, the cycle repeats. That's generations of trauma, physical, mental and emotional abuse. 😔 I heard the older generations were disciplined way worse. My mom used to tell me when she was in high school, her grades were not on par with her sister's(my aunt), which were higher. She got beat up with a tennis racket until her thighs bled. Me, on the other hand, if I don't study in front of her, she'll throw a major fit and throw a hard PVC cup at my head.

As someone in their fifties, thankfully my Dad made money on the stock market in the 60’s and went into real estate. While I did get all A’s in high school and Stanford, that was about it. I failed medical school, but went into computers, and the parents were fine with that. Flash forward, and it’s March 2020 with CoVid. I’m not a doctor, I’m not exposed to CoVid, and I’m taking care of my parents. Oh, and I was smart as a kid - I knew how to divide by two, so, when they asked if I wanted a sibling, I said, NO. :D

Bro is actually so failed funny and ayaaa hoonyaaa😂

"What a bargain" I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂

As soon as I heard, "for free?!" I already knew 😂. Famous words from foreign parents (my pops)😂.

I’m not even Asian but these are too hilarious

pov: mha when the villain is more concerned about your well being than your own parents

Just discovered you a while ago Literally my favourite youtube now

I love how the kidnapper put a body wash towel to cover the daughters eyes 😂

0:43 he should be lucky to even get twenty dollars 😂

rofl when the asian mom started haggling the price of the ransom lmao

I’m surprised the kidnapper wasn’t going to attempt to adultnap the mom, then the mom could’ve just said “Finally! I don’t have to work or pay the bills! Go ahead and take me out of my misery already!” Lol

You know it serious even when the kidnapped says, “poor kid”

kidnapper has flashbacks to his own childhood that lead to the path theyre on and they could relate.

even with that blind fold off he still cant see

hahaha this hit home tbh. I have had a fair share of experience (not from my own parents they are way more lenient than this) but I have seen my own friends crying, getting scared over the fact they just got a B in one of their subjects or did not get a 100% on the exam. Seriously, one memory stuck with me to this day. This is back in high school. My friend (let's call her S) is an exemplary, role model student. Always get straight As (in the 90% mark, so that means her As are all A+). We would be like "whoa girl you top student again". We were all proud of her and we looked up to her. And she is always cheerful, kind, and polite, she is just the perfect role model for students, honestly. She does get stressed out during exams but she always scored so, I thought she was all g. Then, one day me and my friends all saw her rushing to the washroom with tears in her eyes. This day was when we got back our assessment grades. I got a B if I remember. I was just satisfied, albeit disheartened, but nevertheless was happy that my efforts weren't wasted. Anyways, so me and my friends all saw her rush toward the washrooms. We all panicked and wondered if she was sick or something. One of my friends coaxed her out and S told us she did not get a good mark. We all asked what grade she got and she said "an A". We all were like "huh? But that's good! Why are you crying?!" S then proceeded to show us her mark and said, "My mum's going to kill me. She will definitely scold and hate me". I was just so sad for her. She actually got a 98% and her mother was quite known among our close group of friends for pushing her children to get 100% in their marks. I was also frustrated because she worked her ass off in her assessments and 98% is not a good mark for her mum. Like I get it she wants to go into an Ivy League university but Jesus Christ... that mark is enough to show her hard work. Yeah.. at that point I was thankful my parents aren't like that.

you know being an Asian this the MOST relatable thing I have ever reacted to the " if they ain't going to become a doctor than they a failure " just gave my depressed heart emotional damage...

"You will kill my daughter for free "😭

My mom passed a self defence move to me, now I can spawn a flip flop anywhere anytime

You aren’t kidding about the kidnapping. I was visiting with some Chinese American friends’ extended family/friends in a Latin American country in the mid 2000’s where unfortunately, kidnapping had become a business. So many of the families lost men to kidnappers. One lady hung up on the kidnappers because she thought it was a joke. Her husband was killed. Not just him, there were several. I think they just refused to pay ransom. They did beef up security eventually and their kids were very protected and sheltered.

"Mr KIdnapper you are so funny, its not love its a buisness" gets me everytime

if i got kidnapped, my mom would probably scold me for not being careful when she told me to be because shes one of those 'showing that you care = shouting at your child ' moms. does wonders for my mental health

plot twist: asian mom is the genius with the reverse pyscology

This guy deserves an Oscar for acting

most iconic lines "dolarh" and "AiiiIyyyyAAaaa"

"Oh and before she die make sure you step on her and call her a failure" *weird ass Asian noise* fucking priceless lmao

'What a bargain!!!'😂😂😂😂😂

I died of laughter when he was like ‘Yeah go. Poor kid’ lmao

0:37 When the kidnapper replies in the same accent: "FITTY DORRA??" 💀