Xi Jinping: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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5 років томуChinese president Xi Jinping is amassing an alarming amount of political power. If only his propaganda videos made the idea of unrestricted authority seem as troubling as the concept of singing children.
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@xijinping4418 4 роки тому
Stop saying I look like Winnie the Pooh smh
@onytay75 4 роки тому
@Dominic Tirl what the fuck is this bruv?
@carolinegcooke 4 роки тому
Omg this is gold🤣🤣🤣
@seanpecson2858 4 роки тому
onytay75 It’s kind of like a meme in China. Its goetten so huge that Xi hinself banned it.
@singthelongswansong 4 роки тому
Whats even "worse" is that all this crap has gotten "worse" not better.
@cloudreaver 4 роки тому
Long live Xi the Pooh, Emperor of ChiNazi!
@noelsmith399 4 роки тому
I asked my friend what it’s like living in China, he said ‘Can’t complain’
@harshityadav0 4 роки тому
Lol
@Dinkys999 4 роки тому
Complain and be disappeared.
@BlueHooloovoo 4 роки тому
Yep he's quite literally not allowed to complain.
@salax44 3 роки тому
LOL
@zixuanqin6408 3 роки тому
You trust that? Go on weibo, Chinese twitter, complains about the country are everywhere.
@jamesambrosini2860 3 роки тому
For some strange reason, HBO is no longer available in China.
@xijinping5411 3 роки тому
u're right
@shmibbybibby7668 2 роки тому
Winnie the Pooh felt quite offended...
@crazydinosaur8945 2 роки тому
@@shmibbybibby7668 🍯
@allislee9701 2 роки тому
With CCP's "unreasonable" acts in every aspect of their own people and towards others around the world, it is only strange if HBO is still in China.
@intrepidkangaroo4745 2 роки тому
Yesterday, even ULTRAMAN is no longer available in China for avoiding kids imitating violence in that Japanese cartoon.
@dylan_not_dillon 3 роки тому
The laughter of the woman in the crowd that you can hear throughout the episode is something that brings me a smile.
@aleshakant 2 роки тому
I was hoping someone would mention her. I love her laugh it’s so genuine and contagious
@Quader417 Рік тому
Glad someone else noticed it
@ryanwillome3550 Рік тому
Is "smile" really the right word?
@asteve6537 Рік тому
I rewound 4 times to hear her laugh 😂
@nadjiguemarful Рік тому
Was it really 6 million??
@thecofounders 5 років тому
Do you think John Oliver sits in a room sometimes and asks himself, "What country do I never want to visit the rest of my life this week?"
@thetstandsforstupid2818 5 років тому
jbenvenga ok but i definitely read that in his voice
@celinak5062 5 років тому
jbenvenga +
@aleksandrmikhail3803 5 років тому
eyy, john oliver also did an interview to dalai lama years ago..... just sayin.....
@phazonlord0098 5 років тому
Also I hope HBO is fine if China calls saying that they are cutting any economic relations with them after that AD.
@Mirror0CJ 5 років тому
china most likely wont let him to visit .
@jakobbornhaeuser8925 4 роки тому
Am I the only one who was patiently waiting for a “That’s what Xi said” joke? :(
@Dreq458 4 роки тому
no, but now I wish it happened
@ontariofirs7347 4 роки тому
I hope someone makes one about the coronavirus
@pax4370 4 роки тому
Feeling bored? Heres something soothing... The song of the mermaid! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hXinZJenpKKizoE.html Thank me later.
@Diverse27 4 роки тому
@@pax4370 I'm glad someone did! Brilliant!
@Muhammad-sx7wr 3 роки тому
*Xe's very entitled.*
@aww773 3 роки тому
To the girl that got to say the uncensored f word on national tv and get paid for it this was probably the greatest moment of her life lol
@christopherregan1654 3 роки тому
HBO isn't part of national TV. National TV would be broadcast channels like ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and CNN, which are legally prohibited from broadcasting profanity by the FCC. HBO is actually a premium cable program similar to STARZ, Showtime, and Cinemax. Therefore, its not bound by the regulations of the FCC, and is free to broadcast its shows in all their uncensored glory.
@maxwellqklinger 3 роки тому
@@christopherregan1654 It’s legally distinct but effectively the same
@unusveritas4122 2 роки тому
Also, HBO isn't "national", because it's pretty much everywhere in europe as well.
@KaladinVegapunk 2 роки тому
@@maxwellqklinger ehh, not really. Abc/fox etc have to censor nudity, curse words etc HBO can show whatever the fuck nudity they want, cussing, it's still got ratings but doesn't follow the same guidelines
@ElPayasoMalo 2 роки тому
"It's not TV. It's HBO."
@TonyRB123 3 роки тому
I worked with some exchange students from China, and I brought up the Winnie The Pooh vs Xi situation and they had obviously absolutely no idea what I was talking about, so I showed them multiple examples and they thought it was the best thing they’ve ever seen about him
@gernhartreinholzen3992 Рік тому
@@Rick-sz4hc 🐵
@victorchen8484 5 місяців тому
😂😂😂
@Randytherumbler 5 місяців тому
Propaganda. They probably had been brainwashed into them being misled into believing that bullshit.
@5tarSailor 5 місяців тому
@@Rick-sz4hchow is that hard to believe exactly?
@YashKMusic 5 років тому
*I guess China won't tolerate any That's What Xi Said jokes*
@clawedarc4907 5 років тому
Yash Kshirsagar holy shit your amazing
@hogatiwash7750 5 років тому
Oh dam, that's good
@merylsilverburgh8081 5 років тому
I love you ...
@ernestomarcos0103 5 років тому
It was very annoying how every time they mentioned him it sounded like She
@De4dPoo1 5 років тому
bravo
@falco5476 3 роки тому
Reasons kids know bad words 4.Classmates 3. older Siblings 2. The weird uncle 1. Singing for JOHN OLIVER
@ericclausen6772 3 роки тому
I'm the weird uncle!!!
@wetplant1748 3 роки тому
What about unrestricted youtube access. That how I learned to curse
@WindrunnerB4 3 роки тому
You forget the internet.
@Talonistrying 3 роки тому
5. Teachers
@shawnhartmann4581 3 роки тому
0. Being alive post 1960
@PKMNFan4664 3 роки тому
12:48 I love how John added a roast for AT&T in there. 😂
@saasproductions3053 2 роки тому
I finally found it.
@JoshisJoshisJosh 3 роки тому
Fun fact: this zazu bit was done WAY before The Lion King reboot was announced so while it's fair to assume that was already in the works, it's also fair to figure he just threaded the joke needle
@whatabouttheearth 4 роки тому
AT&T literally did become their parent company and John Oliver kept shit talking and criticising them. So good!
@tylerbeaumont 4 роки тому
Because even AT&T are more respectable that Xi Jinping!
@OldNerdTV 4 роки тому
@@tylerbeaumont Guess they aren't that sensitive and insecure. Xi doesn't understand the Streisand effect, AT&T PR people do.
@jayw6034 4 роки тому
Lol if att shut down oliver on hbo he could start a new show on literally any other platform and tear them to shreds every week.
@augustlandmesser1520 4 роки тому
Well, when someone making fun of everything, including of himself, that puts things in various perspectives - not necessarily bad.
@mp7950 4 роки тому
Jay W This comment was necessary because...?
@TheCstar07 5 років тому
That last picture with the Winnie the pooh mugs was some classy last defiance
@Jakovdred 5 років тому
They later regret immensely of their rash decision, because the manufacturer called and explain the correct usage is to spit in, not to drink from the mugs.
@TheCstar07 5 років тому
Russian Panda What?
@optimuschrist15 5 років тому
Sharpice Woods what? Whoa what?! But why?
@pushkar6637 5 років тому
Sharpice Woods Even if the use it to spit in, they're actually spitting on Xi Jinping lmao.
@guillermotorres8164 5 років тому
He went down swinging RIP
@GlennDavey 3 роки тому
The best part about criticizing targets such as China or Scientology in the media is that you KNOW they're going to see it.
@Sonichero151 3 роки тому
You would think but since UKposts is very much banned and their state run tv stations can scrub anything from shows.......
@user-wd8hr7ye4p 3 роки тому
@@Sonichero151 it’s so funny to watch this video in China, many things that Olive said are contorted. The best thing about internet is you will never know who is brainwashing who.
@evh1734 3 роки тому
@@user-wd8hr7ye4p oh hi I saw you on another video defending the genocide of the uyghers. I have some words for your social credit score: Taiwan #1, Republic of China is the only china, Free East Turkestan, Free Tibet, Free Hong Kong, Winnie the Pooh, Vietnam won the 1978 war, ROC, Dalai Lama, Taiwan has better food
@feywildheart2878 2 роки тому
Lol this one "you don't know who's brainwashing who" guy, nice use of whataboutism, puppet, do you dance too?
@twat3789 2 роки тому
@@feywildheart2878 nah mate they’ve made that illegal
@eylab1541 3 роки тому
Jesus, Liu Xiaobo was already my hero before I even knew about the mug thing. Imagine now.
@annonimooseq1246 3 роки тому
The last time I heard “we’ll share our prosperity with the world” the fire nation invaded soon after
@vineetrathi1555 3 роки тому
Lol
@drsushil9007 3 роки тому
I guess only 132 people got the reference. 😂
@davidcrane1190 3 роки тому
yes fucking yes
@kyleking3839 3 роки тому
@@drsushil9007 now it's 627 get the reference
@apeman9238 3 роки тому
@@drsushil9007 now 463 people
@IAmNumber4000 3 роки тому
Xi Jinping seems like the type to pretend to dislike comparisons to Winnie the Pooh so his opponents start to unconsciously associate him with a cuddly, harmless cartoon animal.
@sweetrain9482 3 роки тому
3000 IQ bigbrain
@napatora 3 роки тому
galaxy brain 69d chess moves
@brennanbeyer5645 3 роки тому
🤔
@reformCopyright 3 роки тому
Pooh is also "a bear of very little brain", though.
@xmtfs5538 3 роки тому
@@reformCopyright exactly so that he can seem that way
@franticranter 3 роки тому
that belt and road song is stuck in my head now...
@patzchan1900 3 роки тому
That lady's high laugh at 10:57 brightens my day.
@MultiSciGeek 5 років тому
Can't believe you didn't use the *"That's what Xi said"* joke
@DonatoVicenti 5 років тому
hahahahhahahhahahhahahahah omg
@achalgurnani5860 5 років тому
Awesome one XD
@defencebangladesh4068 5 років тому
yeah 😂
@myowncomputerstuff 5 років тому
Now I see why they've been trying to ban puns in China.
@erichampton6492 5 років тому
Come on John Oliver, make it happen! Lol
@alexandermccarthy 5 років тому
I'm actually in China at this very moment, streaming this over a VPN, pissing myself laughing, and sharing it with my Chinese friends, who are also laughing, albeit slightly nervously. Well done, sir. Well done indeed!
@Silent_Kenny093 5 років тому
and he was never heard from again...
@echtervorarlberger 5 років тому
so which city are you in and what are the names of your friends?
@levi2326 5 років тому
On today on things that never happened... Your name is Alex McCarthy, do you seriously expect anyone to believe you
@IskandarTheWack 5 років тому
@@levi2326 I mean he's claiming to be a guy visiting china.
@johannes7959 5 років тому
Yet imprisoned? :D
@JR-he6fn 2 роки тому
i had autoplay on and I wasnt paying attention, i heard the crowd laughing after oliver said something and i got scared lmao
@NotRealKirby 2 роки тому
-999 Social Credits 👎😡
@nawal293 2 роки тому
😂
@jaycartwright1170 2 роки тому
mid humour
@drzoidberg3849 2 роки тому
They were banned in china for a while
@Rick-sz4hc 2 роки тому
How original
@twentystwentythree 4 роки тому
... Sales of Winnie the Poo Tshirts have since skyrocketed in Hong Kong and Macau
@ShizuokaMike 4 роки тому
I bought one too ☺️
@archangelj 4 роки тому
Just Hong Kong now
@HB-dh8xt 4 роки тому
I want one too! I will get online!
@THFINALFANTASYLEGEND 4 роки тому
yeahhhhhh not Macau, they're too busy gambling to care
@leonhausb 4 роки тому
I love how John leaned so much into the Zazu resemblance that he ended up dubbing him in the Lion King remake lol
@unreallilac5554 4 роки тому
Oh shit u right
@orchdork775 3 роки тому
Omg incredible 😂
@mckenziebraswell-miller2327 3 роки тому
@broootal tbh he was the best part of it lol
@audreylockhart90 3 роки тому
That Winnie the Pooh really tied the room together.
@andrewwagner7363 2 роки тому
That was xi, it wasn't Winnie the pooh
@kabe1799 2 роки тому
That song at the end deserves a Grammy.
@declanboyle5104 5 років тому
I love how ballsy that AT&T joke was.
@maryrosekent8223 5 років тому
Declan Boyle John doesn’t pull his punches no matter the ramifications.
@declanboyle5104 5 років тому
Mary Rose Kent agreed
@M0EJ0EKING 5 років тому
How the fuck was it ballsy. All this shit is made my writers and approved of before airing because it appeals to the audiance, the only think this shows is that AT&T doesnt give two shits and Oliver is a studio hack. Literally clapping seals.
@googamp32 5 років тому
+Moe Joe King Who pissed in YOUR coffee?
@trimpy100 5 років тому
+Moe Joe King If you think he's a hack, why did you watch over 12 minutes into the video.
@socialistaamador 4 роки тому
Pls, do another episode about China and the current events
@pattthepriest 4 роки тому
Especially with all the new Hong Kong updates and odd American Buisness practices. Also there was a whole bunch of old fiscal policy stuff that wasn't covered like them buying tuns of gold and silver and the Russian pipe line that more information and updates on would be nice to see.
@Cheburashka59 4 роки тому
@A. S. Specially the uighurs
@jacobhinchliffe6237 4 роки тому
Social credit scores
@katemakeup 4 роки тому
Yes!!!! I am waiting for that too: Hong Kong or Xin Zhang...I eagerly await either. The tide is turning on Beijing.
@Mcspazz731 4 роки тому
Yes please!
@XKloosyvv 2 роки тому
I love the one lady in the background whose laughter lingers just a little longer than everyone else
@VIC-lq6wt 2 роки тому
我是台灣人 謝謝
@Jibblymamma08 4 роки тому
That social credit score is like that episode of black mirror
@falpsdsqglthnsac 4 роки тому
Nosedive?
@falpsdsqglthnsac 4 роки тому
SiM bURR the idea of a social credit score wasn’t invented by Black Mirror, it’s been around for a while before that.
@ZoanBlade90 4 роки тому
Or Psycho Pass.
@skillustrates 4 роки тому
@@ZoanBlade90 Power levels, dude.
@rf7814 4 роки тому
Literally
@nmsl4133 4 роки тому
Never heard of the Winnie the Pooh reference, which means the government’s censorship works pretty well.
@bobs_toys 4 роки тому
Worked. You have now.
@fl00d69 4 роки тому
Only to the naturally ignorant
@whiskyfox7943 4 роки тому
? are you sure even my grandpa heard of this meme
@ssathessa 4 роки тому
@Dominic Tirl Thank you for posting your link. I rabbit holed here due to this top reddit post of 09/29/2019 www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/daiysm/china_harvesting_organs_of_uighur_muslims_the/
@shirane869 4 роки тому
Um actually I live in Australia and have never heard of it before lmao
@jbiliHacker Рік тому
this show is so good i discovered it when i was searching about the Uighurs.
@adrianoliverblood7133 2 місяці тому
I'm here from five years in the future watching this... You had no idea what was coming. OMG, lol
@tubeRSH 4 роки тому
When covid pandemic is over. I want another episode on China, please.
@fraserodonnell7618 4 роки тому
well, let's hope that this pandemic is over this year
@kylemin1384 3 роки тому
@From Maui i can't remember China invading other countries for resources.
@kylemin1384 3 роки тому
@maui what I'm trying to say is the US constantly invades, spy and destroy other countries but they still portray themselves as super heroes not saying China is much better but surely the US are far worst.
@derp._.5553 3 роки тому
@From Maui sounds like something the u.s would never do...
@jeffhannan2675 3 роки тому
@@kylemin1384 Tibet
@SuperAkmal92 4 роки тому
Right back to this after blizzard and NBA incident Edit: back again boys after red candle games incident (Dec 2020)
@LuGer212 4 роки тому
Just wanted to post a comment about blizzard, good to see an ally in the internet once in a while
@santosvazquez8829 4 роки тому
As Honk Kong protester said “China are asshole”
@hypothalapotamus5293 4 роки тому
To quote Uncle Xi, "When going after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the Bees know you're coming."
@alejandroespinoza5680 4 роки тому
This video aged like a fine wine.
@louisgarbour2737 4 роки тому
And coronavirus
@TadSimonMusic 2 місяці тому
I love how he made a reference to him being Zazu from the lion king before playing him in the remake lol
@yerpedy Рік тому
The Reese’s mug joke was absolute fucking gold and the audience just missed it
@danem.9402 4 роки тому
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@porch8370 4 роки тому
@Sigma Stories r/woooooooooooooooooosh?
@robbaldwin2402 4 роки тому
@Sigma Stories Incepwooosh!
@danem.9402 4 роки тому
@ron swanson r/selfwoosh
@LegowarriorYTAdventure1234 4 роки тому
Hell yeah
@czechmate5079 4 роки тому
for BREAKFAST
@aikout4403 4 роки тому
Winnie the Pooh 50% Beloved character 50% Anti-PRC symbol
@neoir8514 4 роки тому
Winnie the Pooh is the enemy of the people
@maxfieldjoyner5244 4 роки тому
Tuokia Mapper who would trump be in relation to Winnie the Pooh?
@Clarity520 4 роки тому
Frankly many Chinese like me love to describe him as Winnie the Pooh, in a good way. Me personally loved Winnie growing up.
@sungjohnny3640 4 роки тому
@@neoir8514 how?
@neoir8514 4 роки тому
D Trump just a joke dude
@mikotomisaka8714 Рік тому
revisiting this episode in the present day, I can safely say even John Oliver understated how bad Xi truly is.
@frosthammer917 11 місяців тому
But the plus is that the initial withdrawing of western factories due to covid and now the emboldenment of the west due to Russia killing itself in Ukraine means that Xi's authority on the world stage is shakier than it has been in a long time.
@EdibleClown Рік тому
I'm from the future! That Chinese woman saying she's optimistic about the future, really didn't see post-2020 China coming
@CMGThePerson 4 роки тому
I love how bored all the kids in that propaganda song look while the kids in the parody are having the time of their lives
@silvervixen007 4 роки тому
They look dead inside to me
@fa1con730 4 роки тому
The don"t let that become the new Baby Shark. Remember that its Chinese Propaganda!
@michaelphong8828 3 роки тому
killing the parents.. see noone pregnant? god tied everyones tubes..
@mikenedelcu3682 3 роки тому
Its notable, but a bit sad.
@sorcerermickeyfanguy6271 9 місяців тому
Me too man
@qq8959 5 років тому
currently living in China and just wanted to remind people that in general Chinese people are very nice, warm people that have a lot more in common with us than they have differences. unfortunately their sources of information are heavily filtered and they don't exist in the same political climate (I.e. in America we have well defined rights to assembly, protest, etc).. just keep any animosity or anger you have aimed towards greedy politicians and well removed from the lovely people of this country.
@timothybucky7170 5 років тому
any intelligent person in china cannot become important. so sit around and be worthless. you meaningless living thing.
@thearcanefailure2485 5 років тому
Fuck off Timothy. You probably live with your parents still or work at starbucks / flipping burgers at best.
@Superboop150 5 років тому
Yes, but you also have to realize there are so many ultranationalistic people in China. Look at how many people support the Nine-Dashed Line, a completely ridiculous border to take all ocean territory from Vietnam, Malaysia, Indonesia, etc. The Chinese people are more than happy to support their nation bullying its neighbors if it means they get more rich and more powerful.
@justinokraski3796 5 років тому
Are they as blunt as the immigrants?
@chris-hayes 5 років тому
Same for North Korea
@achyutrastogi8080 3 роки тому
Dude if you keep making awesome content like this you'll end up like Patriot Act.
@Dubs22005 3 роки тому
what happened to Patriot Act?
@achyutrastogi8080 3 роки тому
@@Dubs22005 It got canceled. No more acts.
@blaster915 8 місяців тому
@@achyutrastogi8080heartbreaking. It was an awesome show 😢
@katehill9488 2 роки тому
Hi Last Week Tonight. I'm a social studies teacher, and I absolutely love your videos and would love to show them to my students. Would you ever consider putting out a school appropriate version of your videos, with the swear words bleeped out and some more appropriate jokes? Because this is awesome information that students need to know!!
@twigwigsoso Місяць тому
You could make them yourself!! It is an adult comedy show but i've seen great teacher verison of history of the entire world i guess
@themumblingdumpling2838 5 років тому
I'm in China right now, and the moment he said "and even: high speed Internet" the video stopped and started buffering. Should I be worried
@michaelt.5672 5 років тому
Well yes, that was the whole point of the segment. Maybe a little more than the rest of us.
@grey8674 5 років тому
it looks like you got a low social score from watching this video.
@noirnoir3701 5 років тому
You should. Their cyber security are insanely invasive as all means of communication are government owned. Be. Very. Careful. And don't buy Chinese made phones.
@ElBribri 5 років тому
YES
@Smash_ter 5 років тому
Did they finally unblock UKposts?
@carolpoblete8228 5 років тому
What makes this episode remarkable is that John was able to make subtle digs to BOTH the net neutrality ruling and the AT&T-Time Warner merger in a deep dive segment that we all know can take weeks and months to produce 🤯
@MatthewRhodes 5 років тому
Carol Poblete it's not hard to make two sentences about the att and time Warner merger. So yeah.... It wouldn't take weeks nor months to write a joke about it. The celebration of mediocrity in America is the reason we are in the sorry state we are.
@woutervanham8246 3 роки тому
8:32 don't think you've thought that abbreviation through enough...
@VictorRing 3 роки тому
It's curious that Disney cast John as the cartoon character he self-professes to resemble the most XD
@the1flym459 5 років тому
"Who stays up until 1:30 in the morning to watch John Oliver" Me: "Oh boy 1:30 A.M.!"
@zachhood3250 5 років тому
It's 2:30 for me ;(
@ariellakahan-harth8831 5 років тому
1:52 for me...
@kaylee3079 5 років тому
yeah it’s 2 am now!
@jacetheboogeyman3797 5 років тому
its not even midnight for me
@mdem2040 5 років тому
2:56 AM
@Simplegamemer 4 роки тому
11:27 "lean in" One Year Later we got the remade Lion King featuring John Oliver as Zazu
@chey6073 4 роки тому
AIM GLOBAL Video Archives Unofficial I think he already got cast as Zazu by the time this came out. Also he did a great job as Zazu
@maxfieldjoyner5244 4 роки тому
AIM GLOBAL Video Archives Unofficial hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
@phyllisneal8687 4 роки тому
😂😂😂 AND, it's the best❗😂😂😂
@LucasBurrell 4 роки тому
omfg lol
@LucasBurrell 4 роки тому
@@maxfieldjoyner5244 its on imbd
@-m4nGo- 2 роки тому
Wow, insults the most powerful man on earth on camera, legendary.
@ickebins6948 2 роки тому
He didnt speak about Trump.. Sorry mate, your heard that wrong
@MJ-pu5lf 2 роки тому
Americans do that all the time.
@ickebins6948 2 роки тому
@Kaleb Kurian Who cares about the US? People can say whatever they want..
@chriswitmer9754 2 роки тому
I forgot what late night show had Andy Serkis reading Trumps tweets in Gollum’s voice but we need Jim Cummings to read things from Xi in Winnie the Pooh’s voice.
@TheHigherSpace 5 років тому
Gonna go on a whim and say this video is blocked from all social media in china hhh
@Tang0Fox1 5 років тому
TimelineUpdates just putting it out there? Lol
@tranvu5303 5 років тому
Pretty sure youtube is blocked in china already.
@blc0179 5 років тому
VPN is the answer!! Im in Shanghai right now for an internship
@jungle5267 5 років тому
Jokes on you, China has no access to most websites. The government brain wash the population through China made social media. Imagine Americans have only access to Fox news.
@kisame_5331 5 років тому
VPN should help go around that.
@RogerWaters95 5 років тому
I love that of the photos of US Presidents eating ice cream, Eisenhower looks like the ice cream bar fought against him in the Second World War and he's finally getting revenge, yet now without that hatred fueling his drive and ambition, he experiences an existential crisis mid-bite.
@mitchellbland1655 5 років тому
That basically sums up Eisenhower as a whole, to be honest
@electr_icity4613 4 роки тому
That is a surprisingly intricate analysis of a photograph of a president eating an ice cream bar.
@rich1051414 4 роки тому
@@electr_icity4613 Yet accurate. Look in those eyes... Who has that look in their eyes when eating ice cream... Well, maybe if he was grossly overweight.
@daveyhouston 4 роки тому
I have never seen jfk eat ice cream being that he is from Massachusetts that is weird !!
@phyllisneal8687 4 роки тому
😂😂😂
@CollaborativeVODS 2 роки тому
More stories about New Zealand please!! 🥺
@franco00767 2 роки тому
This is the best show, great job.
@Jarod-vg9wq 4 роки тому
“Hide your strength and Bid your time” is wise and intelligent quote that can be useful for victory in all walks of life.
@DanielVerberne 4 роки тому
‘Bide’ your time, but yeah it is a decent strategy. However, wouldn’t it be even better if we could work together instead of all the intra-species conflict? I mean, we’re all humans, fighting over land, resources, who gets to control others, etc. Surely we’ve played this game and there are better ones to try.
@richardgagne3255 4 роки тому
@@DanielVerberne Yeah let's start playing Warhammer 40k dammit!
@tonalambiguity3345 4 роки тому
Yes but why is being victorious over fellow human beings something desirable? This whole mantra implies that China wants to eventually rule the whole world. Considering how they rule their own citizens, is this something that we really want?
@daveyhouston 4 роки тому
@@DanielVerberne human nature cannot be overcame racism homophobia sexism zelotry will still exist 1 million years from now that's life
@erikakoki5871 4 роки тому
found xi
@castillo33brandon 5 років тому
Xi Jinping the type of dude to eat KitKat bars together unsnapped
@asher6657 5 років тому
lol
@atlasflame5815 5 років тому
Absolutely haram
@randyjax09 5 років тому
brandon castillo Bahahaha! He would eat pizza with a fork. 😂
@Baxterthewaggster 5 років тому
That’s disturbing...
@DragonZerul 5 років тому
he eats pizza with a spoon
@StriderStryker 2 роки тому
_Just keep in mind that _*_China_*_ is trying to keep a lot of dark secrets hidden, but if I went there, my social credit score would plummet out of nowhere._
@clarklowe5632 Рік тому
John think you may need to revisit this now.
@neokoo1985 5 років тому
So someone in China saw the episode Nosedive on Black Mirror and said that’s a great way to run a society........ Neat
@fauxkamie 5 років тому
I think nose dive was inspired by what was happening in China.
@111cvb111 5 років тому
Well the social credit thing shouldn't be too much of a deal i'm sure, people will see it as an opportunity as a new form of business so they can be hired by people to improve their social credit score by various methods. Sorta like how China already has a service for mobile app developers to get their product into the top 100 for more publicity. They'll just have to put some effort in to not piss the government off too much.
@Psy_Ro 5 років тому
I think they read psycho pass and thought. "Cool"
@user-hh2is9kg9j 5 років тому
that is exactly what i was thinking haha i miss BM
@N0N0111 5 років тому
3000 and only 2. Really want to know what happen to those 2.
@isaac1670 5 років тому
Nisco Racing What 2? There were never any 2. 2 is just a myth.
@vladdangel 5 років тому
If they were smart they'd claim "If it were 100% nobody would believe it so we voted in a way to legitimize your victory".
@RSciOfficial 5 років тому
Vaporized
@phazonlord0098 5 років тому
Probably they reopened the Chinese "Gulag" only for them.
@able2822 5 років тому
Tek Rx fcking genius
@heyysimone 7 місяців тому
"4000 different stories on new zealand" 😂 yeah cause were awesome
@Oblivisci........ 5 місяців тому
Not gonna lie you kiwis are pretty cool...
@jooroth18 4 роки тому
*this video may not be avalible in your country*
@TheBrothersBlue 4 роки тому
lol this woulda had way more upvotes like four months ago.
@james-972 4 роки тому
This entire website may not be accessible in our country
@ericzhu3561 4 роки тому
whoa, that hurts...
@heylolin3449 4 роки тому
joshua ooroth hey try to search up some anti us government video. It’s also not available in your country
@user-wb7ez9ud4p 4 роки тому
Gees where do you live?
@hannahplas2495 5 років тому
When that one woman laughs at 10:32, you can see that it makes John Oliver smile very briefly. It’s such a little pop of joy.☺️
@Ivy94F 5 років тому
You’re right! Lol. I never woulda noticed it before.
@rinsawerig4147 5 років тому
Awww So true
@monster2slayer 5 років тому
10:31
@malvavisco10 5 років тому
You need to click on your own time stamp to make sure it showcases what you wanted it to. Yours does not. Monster is right.
@xMoomin 5 років тому
u realize that's just a laugh track
@yishuozhang4139 2 роки тому
Three years later and this is still brilliant
@chackobranthan9825 2 роки тому
The song future’s coming home has scarred me in an irreparable way and I can’t Unhear it
@hnxandar1507 5 років тому
As a Chinese, I like this video, a lot is true when it comes to how he treats human rights. On the other hand, when is comes to international issues, the US doesn't really have a foot to stand on when it starts to point fingers
@DrewBisthebestdealwithit 5 років тому
HS Xu he’s British, so it’s even worse 😂 but he’s not part of the governments. That would be like me blaming all Germans for the actions of the Nazis
@ras8197 5 років тому
HS Xu haha he is British. You know from Britain (England). Yes, of course US don’t have a ground but you don’t need a ground when you pointing at someone who also doesn’t have a ground. However, if your ground made of concrete then US happily fuck off, Russia. Also, You don’t have to say “as Chinese” because everyone’s opinion matter and yours is not more important than others just because you are Chinese.
@96Hack 5 років тому
There goes your social score...
@KrishnaAdettiwar 5 років тому
HS Xu isn’t this illegal for you to watch ...
@hnxandar1507 5 років тому
Rasi true true, I still visit China and have relatives there, what I wanted to say is I agree with a lot of issues he said based on what I have seen and heard in China.
@ritwicksen 3 роки тому
"I'm going to stay on top indefinitely" . . . . That's what Xi said😁
@voldo3739 3 роки тому
Hahaha noice
@sneezyg1 3 роки тому
Nice
@amansaxena6798 3 роки тому
Lol
@stevestever8907 3 роки тому
Booo
@tanayishan3099 3 роки тому
Thank you for the 'That's what Xi said" joke. John Oliver didn't make one in the entire video :(
@LordTrayus 3 роки тому
I can't stop laughing every time John shits on AT&T
@isaacbrown4506 Рік тому
Belt and Road is looking like it's found its belt and is now hanging off a bridge over a road 😂
@mattwaltzinger271 5 років тому
I love how he compares himself to zazu and fast forward to now where he is voicing him in the remake
@TristanPignon 5 років тому
He had already been cast back then, that's the joke! ^^
@KyleLi 5 років тому
Watching this while in vacation in china makes me scared.
@spark9_ 5 років тому
Kyle Li at least they haven't blocked the video yet.
@hansenriquez1810 5 років тому
The secret police are on their way to arrest you.
@sebasmana5798 5 років тому
Kyle Li u okay buddy??
@corey2232 5 років тому
Well...you definitely shouldn't have posted this under your actual name lol
@IhateCCP 5 років тому
Mainland China is a shithole.
@sonalkumar9711 3 роки тому
Man, that last 20 seconds really got the like from me.
@AHolePro 2 роки тому
"My favorite thing is me coming to visit you, and then you ask, ‘How about a small smackerel of honey?'" - Xi Jinping
@HeartDrifter 5 років тому
After this aired the words "John Oliver" have been censored on Chinese internet
@genchellchao238 5 років тому
chinese government ain't stupid.
@onespiker 5 років тому
genchell chao you mean to ban it or to leave it unbanned?
@ryanjapan3113 5 років тому
Alli Ward is this a joke? Or are you being serious?
@HeartDrifter 5 років тому
serious.... if you try to message someone using Chinese social media apps with his name the message won't be received. It may still appear on your chat screen but it wont appear on their's. Same with forum posts, blogs and news articles (which will be taken down within minutes of being posted)
@sing759 5 років тому
yes.. they did, and they did ban him since he made talk show with Dalai Lama
@TakiMakiGames 5 років тому
This is blocked in China with a VPN to HK. HAHAHA
@aniketbiswas7660 5 років тому
Taki Maki Blocked with VPN?
@Dwalimz 5 років тому
He enabled his VPN to Hong Kong, and it was blocked there.
@weirdofromhalo 5 років тому
Because he doesn't know how to use a vpn probably.
@Echiomega 5 років тому
I had to use US VPN so don't think it's just China.
@yueyu9968 5 років тому
？？？
@plusgaf Рік тому
And the ending song gonna stuck in my head for at least a week
@dyst0pi465 3 роки тому
anyone want to send a Winnie the Pooh plush to a chinese embassy?
@sanctificate6285 3 роки тому
That’s a literal death wish
@dyst0pi465 3 роки тому
worth it
@sanctificate6285 3 роки тому
@@dyst0pi465 true. Like that guy who taunted Xi with that Winnie the Pooh mug
@KamInBim 5 років тому
That social score thing reminds me of the Nosedive episode in Black Mirror
@EchoSappho 5 років тому
It reminded me of an episode from The Orville. But it's not new, the Yuan dynasty already had this system in place
@TahirNefjodov 5 років тому
it basically is
@ashieshhh 5 років тому
Exactly.
@MrCanscorleo215 5 років тому
TheKamistry85 EXACTLY!!!! Betting that's where they got the idea,
@kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu 5 років тому
That was a great episode! I can totally see things going in that direction and it appears that China already has! :\
@TIMXU7704 5 років тому
Well done, as I read the Chinese news, your show and HBO is banned in China now, so fragile Xi is.
@yanfanghu9220 5 років тому
Tim Xu No. Not because of this one. My English is not good, and I will try my best to explain it. It is all about Tibetan. About this issue, the reports shown in west countries were totally wrong
@Magnificent_life 5 років тому
Yanfang Hu you ban it because it contradict your opinions?
@moduspwnenz 5 років тому
well youtube is blocked so obviously -___-
@etutelary 5 років тому
Of course they ban anything that flies in the face of their state-driven narrative. Damn autocrats...
@sanyokasamuri8946 5 років тому
Tim Xu that's how a tyrant is born
@rk-gh4iv 3 роки тому
let's all agree that it'd be better to see this show in many different angles.
@maxhorsnall3092 3 роки тому
"List of untrustworthy people" Well would you look at that
@sarysa 5 років тому
Well if AT&T decides to pull John I'm sure Netflix is dying to snatch him up.
@l6318 5 років тому
He never won't have a job.
@lolipedofin 5 років тому
This show is destined for perpetual Emmy a-la Jon Stewart's The Daily Show. AT&T would be nuts to kill this, and if it is killed anyway, that would just mean massive pay jump for Oliver in different platform.
@JeremyHemberger 5 років тому
I wish Netflix would snatch him up. Then I could actually watch the whole show.
@calebdziepak2950 5 років тому
EVERYONE would be throwing money at him.
@jonathanpalmquist4894 5 років тому
They’d have to go through HBO first.
@casevanstolk3044 4 роки тому
I think John Oliver more closely resembles Milhouse.
@fabioribeiro4627 4 роки тому
With his self-deprecating humor, he'd probably embrace that and make a practical joke about it.
@NFSF1McLaren 4 роки тому
"Oh look! It's British Milhouse!" - John Oliver about himself, 2016
@carlodurant87 4 роки тому
All he needs is blue hair
@auntiesemite9295 3 роки тому
Yes, both are jews.
@kunyangli2865 2 роки тому
Have to point out that tho ‘Xi Da Da’ actually means ‘Father Xi’
@nissetuta 2 роки тому
The productionvalue:)! Best report i have ever seen.
@fennxfox6241 3 роки тому
I have a friend who moved to America from a China and my history teacher was talking about censorship when she made a comparison to Tiananmen Square and asked my friend about it to make a point. My friend admitted she’d never known anything at all had happened in Tiananmen Square. This was just four years ago
@ibrahimyange1528 3 роки тому
All governments are like that. The US hid the crime it did in Iraq and the massive surveillance until they were leaked. But atleast it's much free in the US
@HongFeiBai Рік тому
I wonder if Americans know about Abu Ghraib.
@adamjarrett5490 Рік тому
@@HongFeiBai As an American, I learned about the Abu Ghraib prison in psychology. Although I'd admit most Americans probably never heard of it.
@TheMusicalBoy93 5 років тому
I love how John makes the joke that he looks like Zazu, and now he's gonna be _VOICING_ Zazu in the Lion King remake. That _can't_ be a coincidence XD
@Narutass43 5 років тому
He had already been cast, dipshit. That's the joke.
@TheMetalTempestYT 5 років тому
@@Narutass43 Bit harsh, wouldn't you say, fuckface?
@judderman1989 2 роки тому
I lived in the west of China where the Uyghur people are in 2008....I saw people being thrown out their houses at gunpoint and having them bulldozed in front of them. I hung about with some Uyghur people and was constantly being followed and pulled into police stations for questioning. I once googled Tibet and the internet went down and the police arrived at the door. Very scary place
@autumnjacobs1164 7 місяців тому
writing sm to take up space ⏮⏭3️⃣6️⃣3️⃣8️⃣🔢8️⃣⏮⏮⏭2️⃣4️⃣🔟🔢⏺🔽⏭⏮⏭3️⃣⏺⏮⏺
@AnthonyEdwardsFMVP 2 роки тому
This must be MA 16+ tv show.
@yunnotyum5288 5 років тому
As a Chinese, I’m shouting there’s finally a one TV show really describe the exact situation in China now!!!!!!! And so many details are true and accurate!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
@timothybucky7170 5 років тому
and none of this in china. so in a way no one knows what they have to do for the best china possible.
@PoliticalMatter 5 років тому
You mean every detail is true?
@krishurlburt7375 5 років тому
If your watching this in China, make sure your using a good VPN. The state's been monitoring most of them.
@yunnotyum5288 5 років тому
Kris Hurlburt Awwww, this is sadly very touching 😂
@timothybucky7170 5 років тому
i am albert einstein's grandson
@thedeathberry6709 3 роки тому
Two years on and I finally connected the dots on that Zazu joke. He leaned so far into it that he voiced Zazu in the live action.
@francescapatti2934 2 роки тому
He DID?!
@halliewong Рік тому
The "social credit score" idea is LITERALLY a Black Mirror episode. Like, it's one thing to do something that _could_ be a Black Mirror episode, but it's another to do something that *ALREADY LITERALLY IS.*
@ElevenerK 2 роки тому
O.m.g. Why did I only discovered this episode today🤣
@gooby1926 4 роки тому
Strange watching old episodes, with the audience I mean.
@neo123321 3 роки тому
I was thinking exactly the same, it’s like the good old times!! Hopefully they come back soon.
@gooby1926 3 роки тому
James Williams I hope so too. Cheers dude! Stay safe.
@thebatman4279 3 роки тому
It's funnier watch him squirm without an audience that are prompted to laugh at his crap jokes.
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