The only realistic response from that pizza guy would be to say “Sir I’ve got like 5 more deliveries to make in the next 30 minutes or I’m gonna get fired.”

Proposing to someone’s girlfriend in front of them, using *their* ring, is an absolute power move

It seems to be one of those oddly-specific fetish channels, with the fetishes in question being unwrapping, doctors, and military personnel.

Danny unknowingly watching fetish videos is something so him

danny being proud of his birthday suit joke is so wholesome

finally someones talking about the weird ass shit thats happening in yt shorts

3:16 Danny talking in a British accent weirdly felt more correct than his native accent.

6:19 Oh god that's where I recognize this guy from. I've been cubing for a long time, and while I'm not an expert, I'm decently sure this is fake. The pieces he needs are at the exact same positions on both scrambles and so he does the same thing to solve both of them at the very start, which is just incredibly unlikely, and he's just swapping back and forth between the same two moves on the cube like four times. It looks nothing like an actual one handed solve. And the fact that he's never gone to an official competition under the name "Paul Vu", despite having set up a fake looking competition in his home somewhere, makes me feel very suspicious about him having gotten a record in a category nobody does.

I like this concept of a commentary channel like Danny just being completely neutral about the topic being covered and just being like “this exists I guess… bye”

danny's aesthetic is definitely "newborn baby's nursery room"

The awkward acting is giving Pornhub vibes

it's so funny that the "homeless veteran" had to be wearing a shirt that says ARMY on it. yk, just to prove hes a veteran.

Surprised Danny missed this but these videos are actually WAY longer on Facebook...some as long as 15 minutes (the characters mostly stand around and do nothing during the time that's cut from these videos). They're a content farm which abuses Facebook's algorithm by posting long nothing-burgers of videos with just enough intrigue to clock the 3 second viewing mark. Facebook sees this as a full "view" of 15 minutes so their total viewing time skyrockets. I'm so incredibly sick of getting spammed by their garbage.

danny: talking about invisibility potions the cameraman: nervously sweating

If Danny’s shirt was green he would be reading letters from his mailbox while singing and helping a blue dog find clues

He's flattening the bottles so he can fit more in 1 bag and carry fewer bags to the bottle depot. They flatten the cans as well instead of crushing them cause the depot won't accept them if they can't see the label. I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed.

conspiracy theory: Danny is suffering from benjamin button disease. He was born an old man and started making vines and videos when he was 30-27 and now he looks younger because he’s 20-18. His hair however is the only thing that ages regularly. eventually he’ll be a baby with a comb over

danny looks like a nice little church boy

The yt shorts algorithm is... so bizarrely and almost impressively incompetent. Within minutes it'll start showing me antimasker/transphobic/sexist videos, like every time. It's honestly a blessing in disguise bc it breaks the chain and keeps me from spending like 4 hours scrolling lol

13:51 I THOUGHT THE PETALS WERE FUCKING 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗗 OH NO

I love how progressively more aggressive Danny's outros are getting...soon he'll be flipping us off (in a gentlemanly way) to sign off.

danny really is aging backwards, he looks so much younger then he did a few years ago

13:12 you could easily voice Gru's twin brother

To be fair, I have thrown myself onto my bed like that a few times in my life

the invisibility potion joke is like when people found the drew and danny being the same person joke and then latched onto that forever

Danny posting today has made this Greg’s day a whole lot better

7:50 guy: (unwraps the paper and sees 'cheater' written across the girl's dress) what is this? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?

The fact that people are surprised that Danny looks young when he's only 27 is baffling.

Danny: *starts his video* The cameraman: *drinks invisibility potion*

Man, the camera man must've drank the invisibility potion while Danny was talking to himself

5:09 he takes his prison clothes off and he’s in wrapping papper

danny wearing the "i stack more chairs than anyone else @ youth group" fit

Danny: You can tell he’s rich cause he’s wearing a suit Me (an intellectual): You can tell he’s rich cause he has a trashbag of cash

danny would make actor in a horror movie. the little skit when "he had to be quiet" is some top notch acting right there

15:35 when she stamps her foot and says “excuse me” it sounds exactly like from that one scene in the titanic movie

Ughhh danny's little grey hair streaks are literally the coolest thing. They make him look like a devishly handsome movie villian

I’m can’t get over how perfect his hair is all the time. That hair looks like it belongs to an animated character

June 16th, 2022 13:22 NO LITERALLY like if he was some random visitor then the hiding would make sense but the guy works there 😭 He has the proper attire nd everything;; also on an unrelated note;; danny’s outfit today looks kind of like a knockoff blue’s clues ~ it’s so cute!!

2:43 One of my favourite Danny clips

As a non-native english speaker, I really liked how Danny pointed out "THE homeless veteran". His mocking made me think if I should put 'a/an' or 'the' in the future.

Well as Albert Einstein famously said "Time is relative. Spend an hour with a pretty girl it feels like a minute...watch a weird YT short for a minute it feels like eternity."

9:06 bro the cables why

Danny normally reacting to weird content: The camera man: camera

Danny knows about renaissance era flipping off because he's immortal and that's on that

Danny looks like he's about to be the next human actor in Blue's Clues and I cannot unsee it now.

1:13 that sudden rise in saturation made me realized how blue his eyes are lol

Honestly the bed pool one could be believable but only if the guy sleeps on An air mattress cause from the outside it kinda looks like an air mattress with a sheet on it

danny looks like he’s just been dressed up by his ol’ ma to be ushered all the way downtown to his aunts third wedding in that lil chapel by the beach where he meets another dapper lookin boy and he drinks the night away with him under the dock with whiskey they took from the pub down the street

As someone who's clumsy and very unaware of her surroundings, I would totally have fallen for that kiddy pool prank 💀

every single video I stare at Danny's grey streaks enamoured. They look like cartoon hair highlights, but irl. I absolutely love them

It feels like 1-minute versions of those 15-minute skit videos on Facebook that stay in one location and keep you waiting for them to get to the point, and somehow these youtube shorts still feel 15 minutes long

Danny looks like a guest star in a British period detective show, where his character has to hide a forbidden love affair from his parents and the whole thing ends up being exposed because of a murder investigation.

As someone who has made a few shorts, I'm pretty sure UKposts is misrepresenting the number of views they get by counting autoplays or something. The amount of views UKposts claims they get never matches up with the amount of other types of engagement they have.

DANNY IS SO ATTRACTIVE OMG

I dont normally comment but Danny, your videos are grade A! You get me through my work days every 15 minute break and lunch break spent watching your videos and I really appreciate the quality content!

You guys probably haven’t realized this but, this is Danny’s second channel where he likes to to get a little more 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓻

ok but the doctor guy taking the ring out of military guy’s hands so HE could propose was legit so fucking funny such a shame that it has to exist inside of an awkward and terribly paced youtube short

11:22 The reason the homeless vet was “crumpling up trash and laying it out” was to separate and count the recyclables he had collected to go then sell at a recycling station. (They only accept smooshed stuff)

It bewilders and infuriates me, stuff like this (the shorts) is like softcore porn, but with literally no payoff

I love how funny danny is, THANK YOU SO MUCH FRO MAKING VIDEOS!

“That’s always an awkward moment in the proposal.” Danny that was very casual how many proposals have you made?? 🤨🤨

first of all, danny's british accent is cursed secondly, i want a t-shirt saying "i love naked women and pizza" but in an iconic lesbian way

this video has so many perfect clips for out of context danny compilations omg

This feels like those videos they used to show in math class where they would pause it at the conflict and make you write out predictions and try to solve stuff based off of that.

As a non-Brit, Danny's "I don't like waiting" sounded very convincing edit: 3:10 for reference

That scene with the doctor cracks me up. Why would a doctor hide like he doesn't belong in a hospital room??? He's literally supposed to be there 😭

2:53 yes it was in Romeo and Juliet 😂

That ending was so abrupt 💀

Tbh the more gray streaks you get it just makes you hair look even better, and I don't mean that backhanded like genuinely it looks dope as hell

danny: doing his thing the cameraman: drinks invisibility potion

the combination careless whisper and cbat is incredible

Danny: being a lil crazy guy talking to himself Camera man: drinks invisibility potion

As someone from Utah, all the comments about Danny looking like a good little church boy are 100% accurate

I love that the "prisioner in the hospital" and "person dressing from poor to rich" pranks rely on the person being pranked just not having peripheral vision

Danny's hair has just been shrinking over the years. It's like it's gotten more casual around us and decided to flatten out a bit. Maybe it has a mind of its own.

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!

Danny’s shirt makes him look like a little 12 year old boy 😭

just to remind you- this is his second channel where he gets a bit wackier and sillier (and drinks a random brand of sparkling water, because la croix is getting too much promotion)

No matter what Danny just looks dead inside in every vid

4:23 I was so sure that the inmate was a mannequin

13:07 This lighting makes Danny look like OG Steve from BluesClues.

"A minute is just way too long for these!" Danny clearly not seeing the 10+ minute versions of similar content on Facebook

his hair is placed so perfectly and i can’t get over it

3:10 when I tell you I’ve been SEARCHING Danny’s videos for this and I would not have thought in any world it was this video 😂😂

to whoever says Danny is aging backwards are you implying he came straight out of the womb as an old man

i love how compressed danny is in all of his thumbnails

tbf Disney could release the entire Up opening as one of the shorts that play before a movie and it would be a masterpiece (while also making every kid in the theatre fuckin cry)

Danny the guy in 8:57 was the dude that SET UP the “prank”

i really hate that they put all that water in the pool in a room thats fully carpeted. like you can see it spill everywhere when he jumps in

I am sorry but at 9:49 water is going all over a cable that's PLUGGED IN

“It was called up… but it got me feeling down” 🤣🤣

After we read Romeo and Juliet in school, there would always be a bunch of people flipping each other off in a Shakespearean way.

9:42 The amount of water splashing right next to the outlet straight up terrifies me

I think Danny’s British accent may be one of the best things I’ve ever heard

14:31 I've seen Stranger Things

Danny out here with that Blue's Clues shirt, straight vibin.

once again we're watching danny discover weird fetish content

Danny's so effortlessly funny

I've seen these videos crop up on Facebook. They last for like ten whole minutes and they do nothing but waste time the entire time while teasing you with the outcome. The fact that they condensed it down to just a minute is a blessing in of itself.

Good pick on the sparkling water, that one is one of my favorites!