as a nanny and an older sister, I can confirm that 6-11 year olds are keeping UKposts shorts alive because they aren’t allowed to have tiktok.

The incessant Freudian slip of calling UKposts Shorts “Tik-toks” is hilarious to me

As a scientist I can confirm a huge field of study is the nature vs nurture aspect of being a prankster

Danny saying, “You can say that again,” with the most nondescript facial expression is utterly hilarious to me, and I don’t know why.

I love how Danny keeps calling UKposts shorts "tiktoks" and never corrects himself

I finally had a dream with Danny in it last week. Was sort of a nightmare, essentially I was hanging out with Danny but then I was late for work and got fired. So in a way, Danny caused a nightmare scenario for me financially.

I deleted TikTok because I needed a break from the addiction. I ended up just watching UKposts shorts instead, without being able to stop. Even though the content on UKposts shorts is boring and bad, I just couldn’t stop scrolling. The addiction was even worse.

This is a year later and Im just gonna go ahead and assume that Danny is singlehandedly the only reason why links can’t be posted in the comments of youtube shorts

gotta love how danny corrected himself the first time he said "tiktoks" and then proceeded to call them tiktoks at least another three times. consistency is important

I actively tried to avoid YT shorts, but something would always catch my eye and there goes 2 hours.

On the topic of Danny Dreams... I once dreamed about Danny with no teeth. He wasn't even the main attraction of the dream, it was just a school dream.

The weird thing about UKposts shorts is despite how random and bad the content is, it's still just as addicting as TikTok

I love how Danny isn't even trying to do outros anymore he's just like "BYE" and aggressively ends the video

"is your wife single?" made me laugh way harder than I thought it would

I used to not watch UKposts shorts, then, one faithful night, I started watching them. I can't explain the horrors I have found there without scarring you all, but they are certainly there. And, what's worse, if you're watching something frozen in horror, it recommends more of it. Truly a terrible cycle. 5 stars.

getting high and watching the second channel is my new nightime rutine

I didn’t know UKposts was selling shorts. I should buy a pair

I’m very happy to see that Danny is thoughtful about his knee alert. As a person who is knee sensitive, I really appreciate the heads up

ii'm convinced the first one is fetish content

Literally my dad will scroll yt shorts on full volume for like 10-30 minutes an hour

I'm a UKposts shorts addict, I must confess. It's quite awful. The whole reason I didn't want to download TikTok was so that I wouldn't get trapped in the endless cycle. But here I am, on UKposts, watching shorts for hours straight even though they aren't entertaining in the least bit. 😔

This channel feels like a secret club because all the videos are so tethered to each other that it feels like the Danny Cinematic Universe, and only the 2nd channel viewers understand it.

IT WAS HIS IDEA 9:56 NOW WE CANT PUT LINKS IN COMMENTS

i never been so proud im wearing the exact star wars shirt danny is wearing

I will admit I am a big UKposts Shorts watcher, but I wouldn’t say I enjoy them. I’ll be on UKposts to watch a regular video and one suggested short will catch my eye, and then I find myself scrolling and scrolling and endlessly watching. It’s honestly incredible how good they are at keeping you in that loop, it’s much worse than TikTok. I can’t ever escape.

I haven't had any nightmares about Danny but I HAVE had dreams about Drew and I dating, which feels like the complete opposite of what is supposed to be happening.

I love that little puff because he’s a cat and he’s so chill. He just makes my day watching him try life hacks and get dressed up

12:34 I literally couldn’t stop laughing💀

i like how danny's hair is the only part of his body that's aging lmao

Danny: *“WHY* would anyone even *need* to put links in the comments?? Just *ban all links!!”* Sponsors: *sweating*

the subtle clown makeup at 3:29 classy, dan. classy

I was sitting in absolute silence for about 2 hours making homework, when I suddenly heard a Danny scream GREG PILLOOOOWWWS. I am absolutely petrified.

I dont really want to admit it, but the amount of time I have spent watching UKposts Shorts in the past few months is kind of scary. Its like digging for gold, sifting through dirt until you find the golden nuggets, and its addicting.

I kinda unironically love that little puff, seeing a cute cat in little outfits that doesn’t seem to mind is quite sweet! And while theres not much context sometimes it doesn’t matter bc im on head empty mode when i go into shorts

12:56 me whenever i show my parents my art as a kid

6:06 why did he pick up the snakes neck like it was his wife’s neck to kiss it..?

I remember when my brother was little he thought everything on TV was fake because that's what we told him. But he thought fake as in everything you see on TV including people on the news was just simply drawn. Those people did not actually exist they are just hyperrealistic drawings. Honestly, I think he was on to something. Off topic but I needed to share.

Honestly That Little Puff holds a special place in my heart and I'm not afraid to admit it.

In response to 9:47 I can explain why you might need/want a link in the comment. I am a part of numerous discord vent servers that I joined through links in the comments of vent playlists, not to mention the fact that you might need to put a link to, say, a website that backs something said/argued in a comment. I do see your point though, and UKposts really does have a ridiculously out of hand spamming problem.

i just love the fact that danny keeps going back and forth from “youtube shorts” and “tik toks” lmao

I deleted TikTok because I thought it was brainwashing me. Now, I use UKposts Shorts to watch all the TikToks that were brainwashing me.

I had a nightmare last night where Danny was in a weird glass room with a person shouting at them to “eat the soup” (there was nothing there) the person and Danny were sitting facing each other on wooden chairs with a table infront of them. Danny notices me, takes an origami frog, breaks the glass, comes up to me, and says “howdy cowboy” then I woke up. Strange

danny tongue alert at 12:36 gasp

We can now blame drew for UKposts getting rid of links

That Little Puff is actually pretty fun to watch. They have a second cat that shows up in the clips sometimes too, and they do make a little production out of the failed attempts at recreating the life hacks/crafts as well. At first I thought it was kind of weird but it grew on me after seeing their stuff show up in my FB feed pretty consistently. Ever since that odd attempt from UKposts trying to shove the shorts in my face (maybe last year? don't really remember all I know is that it was there in my recommended for a solid week), I haven't seen them at all and I legitimately thought they were removed or put on a separate platform or something. I had no idea Puff was actually on here because all their clips link to Instagram (which I don't even use so I just assumed that's where they came from) on FB. I know that part is "Meta" trying to shill more of their software but it just never occurred to me that they'd be here of all places for some reason lmao Edit: I should clarify, I'm a colossal boomer for this site because I've been here since the opening months of its creation. I'm just so used to full on videos from content creators that the whole shorts thing just makes me cringe and avoid it altogether. That stuff is just so bizarre to me. Even TikTok weirded me out when I tried it, and I completely missed out on Vine. I guess I'm so used to seeing insane shitposting on FB that it's a little more doable for me... But then again, I'm only really there for the bot pages anyway. AI is hilarious. Editing this comment a third time because UKposts apparently heard me talking shit and I found a lineup of shorts this morning on my feed. I'm only a little upset lol

I had a Danny nightmare last night, I was trapped in a basement maze type thing with a demon creature, and there was this old man that looked and sounded like an old Danny, and I think the demon also looked like Danny so thanks for that great nightmare content

"just make it so that you can't put links in the comments" every middle-schooler to ever rickroll: 👁👄👁

5:42 they probably do but also one of your fellow viners had some for his dog back in the day, I think it was Curtis Lepore

Danny, I had a dream where there was a skinwalker chasing me and it had your face

Yes .... I watch the shorts. I am addicted and I cannot stop. It's like a little break from the long videos I watch. I spent twenty minutes scrolling down the shorts before I finished your video.

Take a swig of sparkling water each time Danny says “tiktok” instead of UKposts short

A lot of people often watch UKposts shorts as a replacement for TikTok, which as far as I know is banned and not allowed for many children of under 15 in households

12:37 can’t wait to see that clip in a “Danny Gonzalez out of context” video

"yo dude is your wife single?" will now always live in my head

I legit love your videos❤️. The way you project your voice is done so well that I don’t need subtitles. Which I do for everything else because I can’t process or understand what they are saying without subtitles. Your videos are very sensory pleasing ❤️

danny, 100 times: a dance party me: a.... a club?

I literally had like a crossover episode of a nightmare with Danny. I was invited to tour a haunted house with Shane and Ryan (formerly of Buzzfeed Unsolved) and when we got inside every single "monster" was Danny. Like Danny dressed as a wizard or as the little nutcracker. the little nutcracker is what woke me up 😂

danny can make anything normal and boring comedic in someway, love this guy

The last one has me crying 💀💀

Ok but little puff is actually good

Had a Danny dream where I was doing a comedy skit for him in an empty restaurant and after my punchline he just says "That wasn't very funny." Still stings, Danny.

I love how he’s introducing his Greg pillows as if they haven’t already been in a video. I would love to be excited with you, Danny, but alas the thrill has been and gone.

4:46, Danny is talking about common videos on youtube shorts but says "tik tok" instead of youtube shorts. I just wanted to clarify that.

Danny 2022:“Why would anyone need to put links in their comments!? Just BAN all links!!!” 2023 UKposts: I’m right with you

6:23 Snakes aren’t actually slimy, Danny. That’s a misconception.

As a Russian, the ice cream brand is called "Clean Line" and the flavor they're eating is "Jolly Cactus". In case you wanted to know

5:10 wow never heard Danny say "squishy" and it not be followed by "bones", not sure how to feel

The Greg pillow lettering just blends in with the background colour 😭

I've been watching UKposts shorts the last couple weeks. I'm not enjoying myself but I kind of like the cat that tests hacks, and also the Lady with the emu named Karen that hates her. But pretty much everything else makes me feel either angry or bad. It's also dangerously easy to get into hard right wing shorts.

yes, i watch youtube shorts when im bored, and scrolling mindlessly through content is easy to get lost in 💀

the pillows look very greg

3:44 that’s probably a 6 year old kid 🤣

I noticed the pillows in your last main channel video, they look so nice! I'm also glad you said something about the spambots. They're getting out of HAND, to the point where on any popular video I see a million porn bots that COPY and paste other peoples comments! They're even on this video! It's insane.

i find myself watching youtube shorts unintentionally, they show up on my timeline with interesting titles and then i get sucked in. kind of weird niche to be a part of. i get a lot of stand up comedy

i deleted tiktok and replaced it with youtube shorts, theres no dumb trends and no videos that just make me feel like shit, but it is also WAYYY too addicting. I have to like beat myself up just to take my eyes off the damn screen.

I lost it at "woah gravity still works that's awesome! I was worried they were gonna stop doing that" 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve definitely gotten sucked into the UKposts shorts and instagram reels. I learned with vine how quickly hours pass with an app purely for short clips so it’s nice to have an easier escape from the abyss lol

I can attest to the fact that fake things can be funny! As a Greg I know that Danny and Drew are both AI’s created by Amanda (who’s alter ego is Laura), who’s hoping her creation will protect her as she’s wanted for going rogue in Afghanistan

i watch youtube shorts when i dont have wifi, because my tiktok and Instagram reels don't work, but for whatever reason youtube shorts does

I have convinced myself that Bada boom, and Troom Troom are the same company purely because of they have the exact same actors. They’ve got Kevin that one blonde girl that no one likes

im always scared to watch danny's videos because you never know when your ears will be assaulted with fake moaning

the only shorts I've ever actually enjoyed are speedpaints/sketching but it feels like I'm committing an immoral act by giving in to yt & watching them LMAO

My entire fyp on youtube shorts is that girl who makes realistic cake with green frosting, comedy clips, and bot-read reddit stories

yeah, I've definitely been sucked into youtube shorts before. just like insta reels and tik toks. its definitely something psychologically wrong with me because I have to tell myself to stop but then 5 minutes later I'm sucked right back in.

That "movie theater" set looks suspiciously like Troom Trooms movie theater set, I think Danny is definitely on to something with thinking they might be related, especially when it's even the same topic

danny and my 73 year old grandfather have some things in common they both have knitted pillows they both drink sparkling water they both know the internet exists they both have a brown leather couch they both have used an inhaler at some point they both have multiple framed pictures in a room they use often and they both have a table/desk next to formerly mentioned brown couch

That Little Puff is actually really cute imo, like they’re kinda entertaining..

honestly it’s disturbing that there are such sexual comments in youtube shorts, especially considering how many kids will see it.

Since everyone is commenting about their Danny dreams, I'll share mine. I had my first one two nights ago. I was invited to go hang out with Danny and Laura at their house. The house was really fancy, and so I asked Danny how much it cost, and he answered exactly like this: "Two..... (long pause) hundred thousand. And four million." And I'm still not over how weirdly he worded it lol. Turned out he lived in a rich, hoity toity neighborhood with Abbey Sharpe if you know her, and someone threw up on my car, and we all went to party on the beach.

"That Little Puff" is a guilty pleasure of mine. Haha

For a bit they had an annoying "feature" where when you'd open YT it would automatically open yt shorts as the home screen then you'd have to press home in the app to actually get to your regular feed. Im sure it was used to bulk those numbers, make it look like we were actually watching when in fact they forced it on us lol

5:04 Puff is a cat trying to see if tiktok trends are real or not, she/ he also has shorts with arts and crafts videos. Thank you for posting my fav channel on yt!

I deleted tiktok 'cause I hate the unintentional time wasting but UKposts shorts kind of got me against my will, lol. The algorithm knows me too well and shows thumbnails of really good looking food I want to make, and then I scroll to the next one without thinking and am watching a million shorts about a million things without meaning to. I do think youtube needs to be careful about promotion though, I scroll immediately past shorts that have zero comments and recently in the split second I've been on a few, they've had almost pr0n-like content? I never watch them to check 'cause those kinds of things are what I was trying to avoid in the first place, but a few of them have been pretty obvious in just the first few seconds.

Danny is master in commentary after seeing his all videos Conclusion : his daughter will be a great commentator in future due to genes of parents 😅🤣😂

god I'd love to see danny react to old identity v ads 😭

I can’t stop laughing at this part 14:00

13:13 daily reminder to check gravity is working in your area!! it's been glitchy lately

11:38 We aren't going to talk about how this dude bites into gummy candy and gets a *cRUncH*?

0:08 pls tell me I wasn’t the only one who was slightly startled by Danny in shorts

I recently have started watching youtube shorts especially about cooking and recipes it’s honestly quite nice since it’s basically like tiktok without the annoying posts and ads