We are glad to hear from you! Keep up the good job! Love you forever!♥️

Guess who’s back? Back again!! Corpsey’s back!! Tell a friend!! :)

Get well my guy...appreciate the vid

Glad you have a diagnosis now...! That way will be easy to get better...!

Corpse and Top 5s upload on the same day!!1 WHOOOOOO!

I can see it.

Mr. Tuba YESSS I was full on wheezing at that part of the horse story 😂

That’s a good one

He is Bojack Horsemen! lol. jk

Not even...remotely funny

Isa Cavazos lek shu baby what area ru from

@@AUBURN-yb5hz fbi open up

Isa Cavazos baby where are you from

@@AUBURN-yb5hz Mexico, why?

@@sleepyrosas1535 Mexico, wby?

Broo 😅😭 I dont care if his bones were broken or if he was dead that horse is the goodeses of bois

OH GOD I CAN'T- ✨BAP BAP✨

I ROTATED OMG LOLLLLL

I’m getting my horse saddle broken and trained so I pray he’s still the speed demon he was when he was a foal for situations like this one

Underrated comment 😂😂

thank you for this information! always trust your gut instinct

My God, what a guy cigarette guy is :')

Wow😯

Dam what a king

1. i think it’s awesome that they could reconnect and the guy could get properly thanked and 2. he sounds like an amazing guy with a big heart.

Some criminals just steal, rob, and kill other bad people. I sure they wouldn't hurt a little kid.

666th like

Oh he is a bad girl?

Fuck, my brain read this in a Billie eilish voice

Duh

Good to here your voice again with new stories!!

I mean... We would never have guessed 😂

@@nicolew8868 XD so true

XD IKR im dead this comment has deceased me

I'M A MA'AM !!

Amazing

LOL

😂😂😂

lool 😂

everyone needs a cigarette guy in their life

Kinda sus ngl

It would be really interesting if just Corpse got helium and spoke with Lily or Marzia as they take the stuff that makes voices deeper lol

Lily voice is high pitch

Ike lol

And found it necessary to make his voice even deeper when portraying the cigarette guy 😆

💀

He really just did everything with an attitude.

David Hall 🎤🐢 Midunesti nane, nane nane, sarebazi bade, bade bade, morakhazish kame, kame kame, nanekëo mano zayidi, to ke dahane mano gayidi, midunesti nane, bozorg misham, sarebazi miram, chera dadi to shiram, nazashti man bemiram, sarbazamo, sarebazi baram ye moshde khake, hamin daru nadaram, faghad yik-dune pake, sarbaz doäm gelime pare, shabra sar miyare, kalogh par, pa morghe, basash farghi nadare! 🎤🐢

🤣🤣

I don't know why this is so funny

Or have hooves 😊

Or bleed from the ass

@@kennethmarvel1208 I bleed from my ass

@@GirliePop_Z shut up

@aaron bacchus shut up

haha "natural selection" part took me out!!

It honestly happens more than youd think :/

fr i love horses and grew up around them partially, id never willingly encounter one that I don't know

People who posses intentions to kill usually don’t weigh the situations specifications for a number of reasons. It’s a mental issue thing.

"Those things" Exuse me?

Your comment should have more likes. Animals are truly amazing creatures. They love you bc they love you and bc you love them. They don’t judge you.

@@nichole8622 this is all so adorable. horses are such protectors in my eyes. love 'em. xx

@@M_4rta Horses are so smart. Such beautiful animals

Honestly same but id be lying if i said i didnt cringe when she said she got on her fresh horse bareback with a halter and lead alone on a strange trail

I'm not even a horse person and that story had me tearing up. Something about animals going out of their way to help people just always pulls at my heart.

Yes everyone did.

cigarette man is smarter than I expected.

Isn't cigarette man a villain in the X Files?

indeed he is

I thought he was just being a tsundere that's why he was acting that way...

FUCKING SAME 😂😂😂🤣

Literally, the first thing I thought 😂

LOL LOL haha that's funny

All I could think was, ”Well...that escalated quickly.”

justabelfast girl I thought so too 😂😂

what happened to him After he completely lost conceousnes

@@aidinvelikanje8432 most likely sodomized

@Sean Macguire uhm... you’re on the internet 😅

@Sean Macguire Sodomized is the proper term for anal. Sodomy is also just something you do *not* wanna go through.

@Sean Macguire he was raped

That's terrible. I hope he's alright and well now.

No

@@BokuTheOg yes

@@alexsmart5547 n o

@@BokuTheOg y e s

yes

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! This

I don't think heros have the police looking for them. Moron

Grim Reapa maby he’s real life Dexter

Don’t say you don’t care what he did. You have no ideas what he might have done to someone.

Cigarette guy sounds like a vigilante

Ares and the homie cigarette guy are MVPs

👏👌 right

@@ezequielsarcos207 true, ares is so precious.

@@dchardinaycole5944 👊😌

@@aaliyah214 damn horse almost killed a man

It happens a lot more than you think. Getting abuse is another thing you should teach both your children.

Stfu feminist you kind off people think woman are the only ones with problems

@@youni8268 wtf is wrong with you. Her educating her daughter on how to be safe and admitting she was wrong for not doing the same for her son is a good thing. Equality people. Because assault can happen to anyone whether they are a man or woman. That's why you teach your kids the same safety shit. When I have kids I'm telling them to only drink at home and be look out for friends. Both will take kickboxing cause people are fucked up nowadays. But this nice lady Juniper was not spouting any sort of feminazi crap so I'm confused why you decided to be a dickhead. Like dude. Not cool.

@@ladydeath3463 TF are you on she clearly said she only teaches shit to her daughter or can't I read clearly a feminist

@@youni8268 brotherman, she said she was ignorant. She learned from it. Also, there is nothing wrong with being a feminist lmao

"we luv u cigarette guy" woooo

WE LOVE YOU CIGARETTE GUY!!!!!!

we love you cigarette guy!!

Red dead redemption

@SwimmteamTV bruh what the fuck was that supposed to mean, he was just telling his theory

Technically it said according to what the father understood from her story telling, none know who the cigarette guy was or is

@Hilltop Slim 614 wow, this is a youtube comment section. fucking relax. that was the fathers theory, not the exact truth.

@Hilltop Slim 614 bruh calm down he wa s just speaking his opnion no need to get so heated

@Hilltop Slim 614 rocket man performed by hill Billy joel

What a Chad

Not all criminals are monsters. People always view them that way but most criminals more often than not are just people who made really bad choices, but they’re not necessarily bad people.

@@AHippieFrom1969 just like not all people without a record are good. There are PLENTY of sick “legal criminal” fucks out there that do the WORST of crimes. And the more money, control, & power they have, the harder they are to catch and out away. Most “criminals” are people just trying to get by with the circumstance life gave them. Or got sucked into the drug epidemic thanks to bug pharma and/or illegal drugs. Addiction only aides the private prison business system. The real criminals that need to be put away are the elites of the elite..the ones whose names and identities are unknown and control everything and use the media/social media and every single “system” and government in place & the entire human population as their own chess board/entertainment/puppet show/and playing gods. Everything is in control, and it’s all connected..and we are overdue for a huge purge (happens every hundred years) and this time, its agenda 21 & agenda 30. They want 90% of the population gone by l2030. I’ve known this for years and many things come into play with their plan, high would take me a long as two to explain..It has several layers like an onion and has been planned for decades and slowly become active for decades. But I heard very recently that they may have extended their long term goal from 2030 to between 2030-2045 (with no concise date yet). But that they are still aiming for their first goal. The only reason why they are trying to extend it is because too many people know and the elites, the ones that are unknown, at getting scared that too many of those below them will try to take over. Everything comes with checks and balances though and those people’s identities are still in tact. They are far more powerful then names like the rothschilds, etc. they have always been “anonymous” to the world, and we don’t know why. But they are above all the top families that own everything, which really makes one think...anyways. Just sharing that, in case you don’t know, and are ready to wake up to the truth. Everything is controlled, it’s all connected, and start questioning everything..question everything harder than ever before, from a new perspective that you never have before. Once you start waking up, you can’t go back. I’ve been awake for a few decades now. Most people that know me used to think I was crazy, until everything I said would happen began happening. Now, all those same people, they are prepared. Time to prepare yourself, first by getting knowledgeable, then by actually preparing for any situation. Worry about yourself first, then your loved ones. They might not want to hear it, and that is something you will have to eventually accept. Better you are prepared then not at all. Start doing the research to prepare yourself for anything. There may be certain things that you have already done and can’t take back, but now isn’t the time to get down on yourself for things that can’t be taken back, now is the time to figure out what you can do to survive and live a long life, it will be hard with much land being sold, not being able to leave and have many places to run and turn to..but there are still ways you can prepare yourself, starting with gaining knowledge, uncovering the truth, and mentally, emotionally, and physically preparing yourself. Financially, I get that it’s hard to prepare without having endless funds and barely getting by, but humans got by on very little minus who they were on the inside for thousands of years. So prepare yourself in the ways that count! Okay, rant ending 💓✌🏼💓 (also, ignore any mistakes or autocorrects..didn’t feel like going back to edit, as I never feel like it lol)

It feels like something out of a comic book, like Harley Quinn rescuing a starving dog from an abusive owner

@@TheKatarinaGiselle there's no way I'm reading all of that- how much free time do you have? lmao.

I've never heard anyone say horses are dumb , whoever wrote that story is full of shit

Hahahaha stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop

You must be deth then corps is the best I have ever Hurd Bay a nee phone

overrated comment

@@venom-iz4gg That wasnt even English.

@@Wa1kerSta1ker0 sorry I am from South Africa I am not good at English sorry

I wish he would put a trigger warning or something. It took me by surprise, and this surprise wasn't a pleasant one, I'd tell you.

Male r@pe stories always hurt me because men aren’t believed as much as women are and they’re told to man up

@@worm624 honestly, any r@pe stories hurt me, because even women aren't believed as much as some may think, and a very low percentage of r@pists end up receiving criminal punishment. it just hurts me a lot that in a majority of cases people get away with such a heinous crime.

@@user-yk1pp7xr7l yeah fr

@@worm624 agreed but even tho that is so most times the women also deal with the fact that people say she is lying. Honestly I feel bad for those who are raped. I can honestly feel how they would feel

People should trust their own instinct that well too!!

The Cookinest Kid she*

@@brlcks3568 Actually it was a guy.

“I’m not like other cigarette guys” ✨💅✨

Leland Byle true hero

Me too :(

Me aswell :(

But i didnt undrestand it

@@korosheht5446 your too young kid

@@predatorhunter3169 bro im 26 I have some thing in my mind but i think i dont want it to be that

BRANDON ROGERS! GOD THAT MADE THAT SO MUCH BETTER

YES

Satisfying sigh

That's what you get with a horse named after the God of war 😂😂

Aries be like "HERE I GO STOMPING AGAIN!"

It was ultra deep

PFFFT YESSS 😂😂

Anti hero?

This is SO TRUE

@@shyeline5007 Anti-hero a central character in a story, film, or drama who lacks conventional heroic attributes. 😊

@@Sophie-jt3sj idk why i commented that because it was a reply to no-one, but I'm pretty sure I hadn't watched the whole vid at that point

Yeah. That was a really rough story. I hope he’s doing ok now too; that must have been so traumatizing. He gave out great advice to other men who are trying to deal with a horrible situation and heal too.

Yeah, people are disgusting smh, I hope he reads the comments. I really hope he’s happy and living the best life he could live.

Yeah that's unfortunately not that uncommon. I'm just glad the "cigarette guy" was there and trusted his gut... sometimes you can just tell somethin is up and he handled it his way and potentially saved a little girls life... if dude is still alive I'd love to shake his hand.

@Tarik Hodzic lmao no, unfortunately my life isnt that interesting nor have I ever done anything that badass..... Or have i

Mr Jones I thought the same thing.

Sounded like a movie.

Asphalt - Cowboy94 lol you’re the cigarette guy. Matches the profile pic haha good job man

lol

Sore loser

Even in the middle of fucking nowhere, mustangs find people to run over 🤣🤣🤣

lmfao, he didn't check himself,... that's why he rekt himself!

Summer Sylvers the fact that someone did that to a soldier makes me want to hit something.

Doesn’t Deadpool draw the line at children, too?

@@mostar1219 I have no idea, I don’t know anything about Deadpool. I don’t remember writing this comment. Its 4 am. I’m so confused.

@@GippyHappy I thought I saw something about Deadpool being willing to kill yet draws the line at children or something

@@mostar1219 I’m sure that’s true, he’s supposed to be a loveable scamp and most people don’t love child murder I don’t think

@@GippyHappy it's called "to be" drunk i think

I can't stand these comment sections because no one ever talks about the stories.

HIS VOICE IS LIKE CHOCOLATE MOUSE FOR MAH EARS *eargasm*

@@53subscribersnovideos35 go to reddit then

His voice is like black silk

Nahhhhh. Most r about this cigarette guy.

no the boogieman checks to see if cigarette man isnt there

No its a special syndrom ahah "being afraid of falling down stairs"

I’d laugh if I fell down the stairs

I fear not falling down stairs, but simply falling up them

@@freindlyspicerun4424 I fall up them all the time...

Falling down stairs isn't so bad. Falling down an escalator is. Imagine falling for an hour and a half.

I got back into him cuz I used to listen to his stories and chilled stories but welcome 🤣👌

Idk if it is...

Thank you for the heart Senpai!

I completely agree. I’m personally a feminist. But I think that equality was always the goal meaning we have to acknowledge and help men who go through similar occurrences. The thing that broke my heart the most was when the guy said he was ashamed and didn’t tell anyone. My breathe stopped. I’m glad he was able to slowly get better but I hate the toxic masculinity and idea that says men can’t feel emotion. Bc of this many men like the one in the third story stay silent and suffer whiteout any help.

Nicole Prizer so... like most feminists? lol

Nicole Prizer i got the feeling you don’t know what being a feminist actually means...

​@@nicoleprizer3421 Saying that "although" you're a feminist is implying that feminists don't stand up for men who have been through something tough or just don't stick up for them point-blank. Be careful how you speak about feminists as there already seems to be a lot of misconception surrounding the topic. I'm a feminist, I believe in equal rights for everyone just like every other feminist out there. It's not meant to be a movement that excludes men in any way shape or form. The whole point of it is that everyone can be treated as an equal and be properly respected. My heart goes out to the guy in the last story, it's absolutely awful and terrifying to hear.

Ok

What do you think happened?

Yes. That's why he was bleeding from behind.

I'm sorry, I appreciate the gesture but what you said wouldn't help. Victims of these sort of thing already know that they're not alone and it is nothing to be ashamed of. But what do other people do? What are you doing now? You're pitying him and making it feel like he's special person. Nobody should take drinks from strangers without care, and everyone should be careful. I know some people have different personalities so maybe what you did work, but what worked for me was basically when I met people who acts like I'm a normal person and not a saint or whatever and just said "well, I'm sorry but are you okay, now?" and I just snapped out of it and thought "I am actually okay, now". And they just go "well, you just had a very bad luck". I think part of it is because I'm an atheist, so I don't really believe in asking "why is this happening to me?", and that I take extra kindness and pity as a burden. So yeah, "just trying to help" sometimes does a bit of harm than actually helping.

Jeffy on A business call Lol yes that was all but stated

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lmfao

*chains wrap around her forearms*

Aries, god of war

@@ball4124 thats Ares

Damn that's Tough

*I DON'T NEED SLEEP* *_I NEED ANSWERS_*

Spoopy is more important than any sleep

@@cringeworthyhumans160 THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 😂

@@ZxKai1 lol

Saveurital ewww it’s mom 😂 I know you’re probably English or whatever but that sounds so ugly to me

@@addisonlindsey6763 it's none of your business 🤗🤗

Guardian angels come in all forms.

I have a system that if someone I don’t know buys me a drink, I “accidentally” leave it behind or spill it, then I get a new one. Sometimes I just downright say I’m picky and ask the bartender to make me what I WANT and I’m still getting a free drink out of it 🤗 Sorry to all the strangers that were just trying to be nice. But to all of the creeps, suck ON THAT. To be fair I’ve only ever gotten drinks bought for me a nice handful of times. But my system keeps me safe 🤷‍♂️

The first story sounds like a case of a single/divorced mother kind of story.

Wrong

That's why the cops were looking for him lol

Raven C that guy must’ve had a history of kidnapping kids or something. He probably knew something was up

😂

so much more fitting than the first one "I am a girl and my mother is a drug addict"

I couldn't agree more!

I couldn't agree more. I am not heavily into this sort of thing, I only know a little, but I think that Corpsey might be an Empath. If not, he is definitely an empathetic person, sensitive to other peoples experiences and pain. It honestly makes him one of the best narrator's ever. :)

mima v lmao

Clicked? Why would he "click" at the news of a bastard child with his mistress? I don't get it... Is he cocking a gun to murder her? Is THAT the click?? O.o I mean, this MAY be one of those; r/wooosh moments.. but I'm genuinely curious what your comment means.

Oh, nevermind!!! You edited it! :P It makes much more sense now.

Lol 👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

😂

If I saw a huge spider in one of my shoes I would forever have to check to make sure every time I put on my shoes from then on

@@Pitfallknight bruh I always check my shoes for spiders. There was a web in my favorite pair of boots with a huge spider when I was little. I’m already terrified of them so that just scarred me for life. Not to mention I never wore those boots again