Timmy was a soft spoken mell-mannered lad and he was soon to be married to Jane. His mates were worried that, with his mild nature, he'd end up being dominated by his new spouse and had a plan to "show her who's the boss". Obviously Timmy thought that would be an appalling idea but finally gave in. The wedding was a simple but beautiful affair and finally Timmy and his wife were alone in their wedding suite. Just as they were beginning to undress a window opened and in flew a black cat. The beast rampaged through the room as if it had been set on fire. Timmy, smoothly and confidently reached under the bed and grabbed a baseball bat and yelled: "Get the hell outta my room OR ELSE!" Naturally the cat didn't understand a word and with one (probably well practiced) swing Timmy knocked the cat right back out the window. Jane was astounded, she would never in a million years had thought Timmy capable of any violence. "Now let's have have some fun", said Timmy in his usual soft voice, "...or else", he added for effect. The days and weeks that followed were a nightmare for Jane. Timmy kept on making demands followed by "Or Else". . "Jane make my breakfast..or else", "Jane let's go watch a movie..or else" His calm demeanor made it so much worse. Who is this monster she thought. Her friends urged her to get a divorce. Her parents wouldn't believe her: "Timmy? No way!" Finally she couldn't take it any longer, she cracked!! Timmy came down for breakfast one morning and in his usual manner said: "Jane pour me some coffee..or else" "OR ELSE WHAAAT, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!! TELL ME WHAAAT!!!", screamed Jane Timmy looked up confused... "Or else I'll pour it myself darling'

. HAHA. That was funny. The passengers description explained that outcome lol.😅✈️

Funny how things change as people get older: In high school, the blonde girls would do anything to get out of class.

I would have told her the first class section is all the way in the back❤

Only a Blonde would believe that but...... Well..... enough said 😂😂😂

Go jackets!

Lol not bad

If the pilot, the co pilot and the flight attendant were in first class, who was flying the plane?😂🤣

Somwhere in that flight, the plane split in half???? and they dropped off the back half in NEW YORK?? hmmmmmmm wonder where the FRONT half fell , long Island???? 😮😮🤐🤐😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😷 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!

I am astonished that the captain didn't tell her that she would arrive at the airport before the first class people. I told heather I wanted to be a blond before I died . She said no but I pleaded and she agreed to put in blond highlights if I bought some pink lipstick. I don't know why buying pink lipstick mattered . Do you think I should have used it on my lips more than the once. I don't wear makeup even the hypoallergenic stuff .😊

Back to insulting blonde women again? Very sad!