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👇 THE JOKE 👇
On Black Friday, a wife drags her husband out to the mall to attend all the sales...
Midway through the mall, the wife notices that her husband is missing.
Annoyed, she calls him on his cellphone...
The wife says, "Where are you? You know we have lots of sales to get to."
He replies, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?... "
"Remember how I couldn't afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears start to flow down his wife's cheek as she gets all choked up...
"Yes, I do remember that shop!" she replies.
The husband adds, "Well, I'm just getting ready to order... "
"A few beers at the bar next to it."
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@markshrimpton3138
@markshrimpton3138 Місяць тому
I thought he was going to say that it had closed down!
@kimberlycregger7341
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HaHa. This was a good one. Poor wife, I knew the feeling.Great voices.😅
@loljokes
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Thanks Kimberly! 😀
@earlwheelock7844
@earlwheelock7844 Місяць тому
Awwww geeeee DASHED HOPES!!! 😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@grahamnutt8958
@grahamnutt8958 Місяць тому
This bloke has sense..... I wouldn't be messing about in a crowd of Shopaholics 😂 At least the Wife knows where to find him 🍻
@loljokes
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😋
@DavidFranklin-mw2zf
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That was cold...
@fredferd965
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