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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy...
He thinks he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any deputy from Texas.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense...
The deputy says, "License and registration, please."
"What for?" asks the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
"I slowed down, and no one was coming," protests the lawyer.
"But you still didn't come to a complete stop", says the deputy, "License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" demands the deputy.
The lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration... "
"If not, you let me go."
"That sounds fair," says the deputy, "Please exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it.
Then he stops for a moment and says, "So, do you want me to stop... "
"Or just slow down?"
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@grahamnutt8958
@grahamnutt8958 24 дні тому
Oooh...... if only that was a true story 😂😂😂
@jimh901
@jimh901 24 дні тому
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@loljokes
@loljokes 23 дні тому
Thank you! 😀
@jonassardinha4373
@jonassardinha4373 24 дні тому
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment: shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade", he said, "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said: "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy", said the boy, "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
@loljokes
@loljokes 23 дні тому
😂
@brendanhegarty6792
@brendanhegarty6792 18 днів тому
😂😂😂
@earlwheelock7844
@earlwheelock7844 24 дні тому
A REAL Texas solution to a NEW YORK problem huh!! ( seems to be rather prevalent these days huh!! )!!! 👹👹🤕🤕🤕🤕😨😨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ANOTHER great one!!!!
@neves783001
@neves783001 24 дні тому
That ought to show him. 😆
@lindagates9150
@lindagates9150 24 дні тому
Great explanation do you think the lawyer understood is he the barbecue lawyer who likes to grill or the one who is called to the bar to pay for the round of beer for the crowd?😮
@kimberlycregger7341
@kimberlycregger7341 24 дні тому
That was a good one. I can't blame the Deputy on that one. I'd probally wanted to do the same thing. Maybe the lawyer found out what stop and slow down means😅
@earlwheelock7844
@earlwheelock7844 23 дні тому
FROM NEW YORK????!!!!! I DOUBT IT!!!!
@glennsmith976
@glennsmith976 24 дні тому
A man goes into a shoe repair shop. The owner asks, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "This is kind of embarrassing, but I brought a pair of shoes in here about 8 years ago to be repaired. Then I joined the Army. I have been overseas, and I am just getting back home. I was hoping that you still had my shoes." He gave the owner a claim ticket. He said, "I was just hoping to get those shoes back since they were my favorites." The owner looked at the claims ticket, he said, "We haven't used this number system in years. I doubt we still have those shoes here." The man said, "Please take a look in the back, they may still be here." The owner said, "Ok, I'll take a look. Don't get your hopes up." The owner goes to the back of his store. He comes back and says, "I can't believe it." The man said, "You found my shoes?" The owner said, "A brown pair of Oxfords, with a missing heel?" The man said, "Yes, that's them!" The owner said, "They'll be ready on Wednesday!"
@shawnmartin3424
@shawnmartin3424 24 дні тому
I don't get it :/
@philtucker1224
@philtucker1224 24 дні тому
@@shawnmartin3424they’ve had them for eight years but they still need two more days to repair them !
@loljokes
@loljokes 23 дні тому
😂
@earlwheelock7844
@earlwheelock7844 23 дні тому
Sounds like HE didnt either!!! question is which WEDNESDAY???? Which YEAR?????!!!!!!!!!
@16nowhereman
@16nowhereman 23 дні тому
lawsuit says the lawyer.
@innovationtalk3734
@innovationtalk3734 24 дні тому
Reality: Lawyer sues (Use of unnecessary force), body cam/dash cam footage reviewed in court, lawyer gets hundreds of thousand dollars from Texas State police department, officer is left alone/reviewed
@paulsmith5398
@paulsmith5398 16 годин тому
Poor city slicker lawyer, he just dont know that........ You just DONT mess with TEXAS👌👏🤣🤣☹😤😠😵😡😨😱❗
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