"I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED!" "So? You'd have still lost." James is too funny

Welcome back to Top Gear where the points are made up and the rules don't matter.

1:34 i love it takes everyone a second to register the fact that hammond actually ate a piece of paper just so he wouldn't have to prove that it said jereny's score was 1 point less than his

"ONE POUND" one of my favourite top gear lines

31:32 Man, I've been looking for that clip everywhere. James' dance is a sight to behold.

8:02 the fact that jeremy celebrated his win quite early to the point that he didn't even realized that he forgot to put the minus symbol, so technically, Hammond won that.

Next one should be a “we can edit that out” compilation

Ive just happened to get minus the number of point that i already had

James’ Cheeseburger line still has me crying with laughter to this day

James's victory dance at 31:32 is my new favourite thing

35:35 I love how Jeremy's "genius" is mostly used as a joke but in this situation he was actually brilliant.

7:45 I love how Jeremy goes from laughy and happy to genuinely shocked

Top Gear; fully immersed in their scores Grand Tour; YEET

7:47 that sheer shock from Clarkson’s face is golden 🤣

I did actually help James May win with that unboxing-a-car thing. It was just so ridiculous a thing that I couldn't help it, even though Dave Souffle was very funny.

I'm proud to say I was one of the 330,000 who watched James take a Yaris out of a big box

I'm amazed Jeremy Clarkson got a Volvo for a quid.

0:00 S11E1 1:57 S13E2 5:38 S12E1 6:34 S11E3 8:37 S11E5 9:48 S10E7 13:00 S8E8 17:01 GT S2E4 19:18 S6E2 21:38 S22E3 23:32 S5E6 25:27 S4E3 29:33 S15E2 32:03 S22E3 34:03 S5E6 36:20 S6E2 38:01 GT S3E10 44:41 S16E4 47:39 S17E2 50:29 S3E2

29:13 I think that’s the loudest and most excited I’ve ever seen Clarkson!😂

36:42 I love the genuine reaction from James

"It's minus 35 for buying a car with a manual gearbox! How fair's that? I lose 35 points for my wet crotch!" That's my first ever Top Gear memory.

29:04 probably the most epic win in TopGear history

9:17 imagine hearing this with no context

5:08 You’ve got to love the look of absolute disappointment on that lady’s face when she finds out James didn’t beat Jeremy lol

the reaction of jeremy when richard only got 9 points is priceless

"That's interesting, Minus, minus which is a plus which is a minus", gets me every time

43:40 I was happy to help both James and Jeremy out here 😂 I think I actually was one of the first viewers (before 1k) on the unboxing video from James. Happy to be part of something that actually came back in the show!

i love how as time goes on in top gear, their challenge names get even more absurdly long

Simply brilliant. Clarkson, Hammond and May were the best thing that came out of the BBC since Monty Python. It was almost Monty Python with cars.

47:56 I love how Hammond realized how this one was going to go lol

I thought Hammond hated football, but he was spot on on that FA cup final between arsenal and United 😂

The scoreboard was always one of my favourite segments.

The British Leyland episode has to be one of my favourite episodes! It was RIDICULOUSLY funny with its challenges, and a great purpose to find a good BL car!

24:44 “if I put angry short bloke I’ll get no replies” “how many replies did you get?” “None”

10:28 if you look closely, they edited it so that it would cover his failed writing with when Jeremy wrote his score by using the clip where he was writing in his own score. 10:35 you can see that the clip that the score he wrote isnt there anymore and the one in James's slot is all blurry and then he writes his own score. I have no idea why I noticed it but I noticed it.

29:14 this would surprise me even more than one of my chaps won a jackpot if I hadn't watched Top Gear.

36:43 the excitement of May is just the best

"I'm a clot, and I ruined my car... And I won!" my favourite bit after "-And Jeremy, you get minus three thousand five hundred. -Why did I get that? -You just did."

17:40 One of the best bits when things are not scripted 🤣 Love it

“I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!” Lol awh Hammond, always make me laugh 😂

5:50 my favourite, because they don’t even go through the scores, James effectively makes them up on the spot.

36:40 that has to be the most wholesome James May moment in all of Top Gear

31:33 Somebody needs to create a GIF of this.

29:18 Hammond is internally screaming, behind that paper. 35:37 - 36:11 HAHAHAHA. This is brilliant! Definitely one of Jezza's cleverest moments!

That one where Jeremy sold his car in bits was probably one of the few times he called himself a genius legitimately

18:38 Jeremy was so pissed he nuked the entire scoreboard

11:27 We all have that one friend like James who's good in calculations and tells us the total sum before we can even calculate it

@43:45 For someone called captain slow and was mocked for being stuck in the 70's he made a video which was ironically appeals more to younger people than Clarkson's 😂😂

I absolutely loved Jeremy's Reaction to Hammond getting a score of 9

James: Hang on, you put that on with gaffer tape. Jeremy: So? The whole British Army is held together with gaffer tape One of the best clarkson quotes in this video 😂

24:24 - 24:50 This is just a hilarious moment.

31:33 Arthur Fleck dancing over Murray's body

i was tryna to find a compilation of their scoreboards fails and finally this came up. thx for this!

Ah yes, the Official Compilation of ‘I got minus exactly-what-i-already-had’

Smooth transition at 12:59

10:30 obsessed with how the editing team put the footage of jeramy writing his own score down as "james's" because you can clearly see how he's completely smudged over james's actual box

24:42 the way Hammond quickly and flatly answered broke me

Love that Hammond went from "90's clubber" to "try to stay young dad" to looking like a Lord of yankee-doodle

I love the audience booing at Jeremy at 20:37 when they read out the results of the reliability test!

It’ll be a sad day for humanity when these three inevitably film their final program together.

The fact that this can be nearly an hour alone is legendary.

They are so young in some of these. It's cool seeing these old ones been watching them since like 2010

I feel actually quite good when I realised that I know exactly the challenges and episodes this is from. Like, not the numbers, but definitely series and what it was about. Ah yes, my life has come full circle.

well, many teenagers now days really want that Volvo for a project car, so i guess 5:25 he's right

That whole -3560 bit kills me all the time. Been watching since I was 7. But nothing beats May saying "You just did".

18:18 he refers to chelsea losing against manchester united back in april 2017 even chelsea were unstoppable back then

Thank you so much for uploading this, I always loved the scoreboard segments but I could never find much footage of them online

The scoring system gets more and more accurate through each series.

Jeremy's face at 7:50 was the best and 29:10 is one of the best

29:10 Clarkson after Hamster and Cap. Slow saw £1 on his VAT for the Volvo.... GOLD!!!!

Well done on James for tapping into the new generation's love of Unboxing videos.

The greatest comeback is the £1 car 😂

6:47 Nought, nought, nought 😂👍

"wait a minute... i have lost exactly the amount of points I already had" "YES"

21:59 Jeremy had a point tho

Jeremy: "I was the first to arrive so I get 10 points. Richard, you came second so you get 5 points and James, you punched someone in a wheelchair, stole a freddo from a corner shop, slide tackled Hammond, threw a brick at a police station, RKO'd a deliveroo cyclist, got stung by a wasp, got hit by a train and then died so you get -496 points."

This is one of the best compilation ❤️

I love how Clarkson put his singles ad in the men seeking men column...and it worked! 🤣

Richard: YES, I’M FINALLY GOING TO WIN!! James: According to the producers.

Can you do one on Peugeot stereotypes? Thx Anyway have a nice day cya 🙂

Imagine walking into a dealership and getting a car for 1 pound, mot everything up to date 😳

23:12 James May's "hearse-bulance" with "ECNALUBMA" (ambulance) on the hood 😂 I saw that episode, and it was hilarious.

It reminds me of when playing football as a kid, you’d be thrashing the other team 15-0 but someone shouts NEXT GOAL WINS! haha

Thanks for the video mate! It takes a lot of effort and I just wanted to let you know that We appreciate that 👍👍

the british leyland scoreboard scene felt nice n wholesome for some reason lol

The compilation we have been waiting for. Thanks for uploading this

14:20 - Even though Jeremy did tape the door, it was probably fair he got *atleast ONE point* out of it since he did actually get the door on.

Hammond's voice change when he says what the best car is at 5:30

17:02 The whole time I was thinking "Just chuck it in the water!" So I was pleased when they actually did in the end. :)

13:21 feel bad for James 😂😂

You should do a compilation of every time they do a ‘cue the music’ and all we get is a vaguely A team soundalike because the BBC only paid for the rights to it for the first broadcast and not the repeats.

May: "And Jeremy, you got..." Hammond: "A gear lever in his bottom."

Richard losing 1000 points every time is the funniest

31:33 The legend that he is James "Captain Slow" May legendary Victory Dance

45:48 "minus 1000" is one of my favourite moments from TG.

12:20 - First time that Jeremy actually admitted that James actually won something. I was waiting for him to say: "You two know that the ROVER SD1 was the better car..." He determined James was the winner

9:07 Max Mosley was the only one that wasn't on the list of Merc's former owners

This is the greatest compilation, in the world

40:50 me, a former James May impersonator: (nervous sweating)

To this day i can't understand how Hammond's broken, shoddily upholstered Spider managed to score a whole 14 points less than Jeremy's also broken, crash damaged, hideously oversprayed 75.