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@elisecarmichael2227 3 роки тому
Can confirm, as someone who lives near the naval academy, that fishing is a real problem because instead of fish below the bay, it's just navy guys. lurking. waiting. shaving, possibly.
@alexstrife-sinclair6391 2 роки тому
It's even more of a problem because it is said that they have gills. Which is why people confuse them for fish.
@elisecarmichael2227 2 роки тому
@@alexstrife-sinclair6391 It's an easy mistake to make but you have to be on the lookout for suspicious activity, like wearing all white and acting like tourists.
@Cici_CMJ 2 роки тому
I live in a navy city and coastal shaving around here is out of control. I’d recommend the razor but as a civilian I shouldn’t have seen this.
@junerdz 2 роки тому
@@elisecarmichael2227 ayoo let's goooo annapolis is pretty niceee
@sophbenj.8840 2 роки тому
yeah my dad was in the navy, i don't see him anymore because he spent all of our money on tactical shavers
@tobascochilisauce2009 3 роки тому
as a person with a dad that’s in the navy i can confirm that they’re all mermaids, i only see him once a month because he’s too busy fighting civilians in the ocean
@CarlosRodriguez-zc6sm 3 роки тому
Hes a navy guy
@lailataluminousnight8064 3 роки тому
Smh navy guys
@CarlosRodriguez-zc6sm 3 роки тому
Navy guys am I right
@oneinnamillion 3 роки тому
As a dude in the Navy, the mermaid part was the hardest portion of training. These fins were tough to grow dude
@krankrk 3 роки тому
Can ur dad fix my squishy bones?
@tornadecho7894 2 роки тому
I think Danny screaming "IM A REAL BOOOOOOY" dressed as a nutcracker is the most terrifying thing I existence
@MrAwsome-xw4je Рік тому
I completely agree
@corner5837 Рік тому
@@MrAwsome-xw4je dude im literally cowering rn i agree
@xathuum232 Рік тому
its straight out of a horror movie
@mrpicklestudios804 11 місяців тому
I think I peed myself
@psychedelicpunk5031 11 місяців тому
Yea, my neighbors thought so too.
@jordanshaw5638 Рік тому
Fun fact If you watch all of Danny's videos with a tac visor, you can see the life of the nutcracker. He finds love, loses it all, and faces the crushing weight of his painful existence. Really moving story.
@cloudylemon2975 Рік тому
Omg trying this now!!
@stay_comfy Рік тому
@@cloudylemon2975 I like to think u are like a 10 yr old that made this comment and you really bought one to see the story
@thatonetoppatguy8320 Рік тому
holy shit your right
@cloudylemon2975 Рік тому
@@stay_comfy im back one month older and it.... Worked but now im scared of the nutcracker on our porch..
@lui8174 Рік тому
@@cloudylemon2975 😭
@fancyintrovert6091 3 роки тому
As the daughter of a Navy veteran, I can confirm that he is always underwater. We actually keep him in a large fish tank now that he’s home all the time.
@muffpuff8 3 роки тому
sharkboy?
@bandgeek4286 3 роки тому
My grandpa was in the Navy, and oh my gosh yes. He would just hang out in a fish tank watching Westerns.
@thecoleopterist 3 роки тому
Hmm... What color is your mother's hair? Does her name sound anything like "Lavagirl?"
@GFMSHOW 3 роки тому
lmao bro that's to funny I'm dying
@griffservo8074 3 роки тому
Do you need to feed him Tactical Flakes?
@user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 роки тому
The funniest part is that the company likes to pretend that we know who tf Nick Bolton is
@arminarlert5681 3 роки тому
“Here’s this man that you’ve never seen before but is a big shot because we say he is”
@Zackattackplayspokemon 3 роки тому
He's a cousin of Troy Bolton, duh.
@user-tt7kj7jm9x 3 роки тому
@@Zackattackplayspokemon 🤣🤣 that's the only name that came to my mind
@raeicedtea5566 3 роки тому
Great grandchild of matthew boulton
@dudemcduder1628 3 роки тому
@Metelus Haridson the fuck is this?
@failedartguy 2 роки тому
Danny Saying “tac-hamster” and then showing a photo from the cinematic masterpiece that is G-Force, which is a film about super spy Guinea pigs, is art in its self
@calowenby1654 Рік тому
Danny produces the finest arts.
@caseys2698 Рік тому
A cherry on top of the video that contains the cinematic masterpiece “I’M A REALLL BOYYYY”
@goldenthegoldenflower9008 Рік тому
My childhood at its working
@miguelstarboy5572 3 місяці тому
hahah but seriously that movie sucks sm
@Whoisjoebiden8794 22 дні тому
@@miguelstarboy5572you don’t say anything about g-force ever again
@Chitterbug_ Рік тому
Can you guys imagine Laura in a different part of the house during the butcracker scene? Just hearing Danny shout at the top of his lungs “I am a real boy!“ with no context? Honestly, that would scare me so much.
@juliarudy753 Рік тому
Mmmm butcracker
@violetbean8928 Рік тому
she's married to Dan, she's most definitely used to it
@caffeinatedkatie4696 11 місяців тому
I know it's a typo but...butcracker is too funny :D
@aislyn4717 10 місяців тому
Or like seeing him walk through the house with the makeup on 😭😭
@tewks4458 10 місяців тому
And then she pokes her head in to see what all the noise is and sees Danny curled up on the floor with her lipstick smeared all over his face.
@xZippy 3 роки тому
Guy: "I noticed your military attire, how long have you served?" Nick: "About 3 commercials."
@goobygooberson1656 3 роки тому
What's worse is it's like 90 commercials
@coffeewithahintoflavender2923 3 роки тому
@@goobygooberson1656 yeah😂😂
@user-it4cl9hf6u 3 роки тому
oh god why is there so many. like theres gotta be some dude out there whos entire life is just tac things
@dpage446 3 роки тому
Yes
@doublets90 3 роки тому
Wait.. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't impersonating a US army or that kind of stuff illegal..?
@Carla-ou2yb 3 роки тому
The "you're insulting a future army soldier" boy is their only customer
@isabelagaba821 3 роки тому
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Aww 🥺😭
@user-ym7eh8pi5i 3 роки тому
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 nope he didnt
@wallybloc1415 3 роки тому
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 no he’s a SoundCloud rapper now
@TewifyingUwU 3 роки тому
@@ModernDaySocrates5.7 Wanted to verify. So he did not in fact join, that tiktok we all saw was in fact a fake. The real kid is a soundcloud rapper and plans on joining the reserves
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodgo1648 3 роки тому
RIP vine
@supervegito8340 Рік тому
My cousin, an actual marine, calls navy guys “frog men”. Apparently most marines call them frog men. It’s, I guess, like how marines are called crayon eaters/jar heads or how national guard are called weekend warriors. He also finds Nick Bolton very funny cause anyone in the service, according to him, would mock this guy so bad.
@professorbone8709 3 місяці тому
We're squids, frog men are what the seals were known as when the project was in development
@MrsMcTaco Рік тому
This video is over a year old so you’ll probably never see this, but I really appreciate the flash warning! It’s a small thing that makes a big difference. Thanks dude!
@insawid Рік тому
right?! and it's so nice that it's in the title so it's right there for reference! instead of me having to memorize the timestamps from a title card at the beginning or having to keep checking the description. i'd never seen flash warnings in titles before danny
@ShaneReuter Рік тому
i think the best part is that it wasn’t there when he first uploaded it, so i like to think someone asked him to do it after feeling it could be triggering and he not only did it, he did it in the best most visible way possible
@spikemcleod4720 27 днів тому
@@ShaneReuteri never considered that I always thought it was a lil funny in the title but that's def a way better way for someone to know
@ShaneReuter 26 днів тому
@@spikemcleod4720 i think thumbnail or within the video itself is better, but youtube has yet to let you add to videos once they are published besides blurring stuff, even pop up text. I get why he wouldn’t want to take down and re-upload the video, so this was the best case scenario
@revereshorse 3 роки тому
“I fear no man, but that thing-” * points to Nutcracker Danny * “ *It scares me.* ”
@lagoond 3 роки тому
Lol that comment is epik
@999rupeesgreg 3 роки тому
TacComment Pro
@alonelychannel1846 3 роки тому
no this should be a complex storyline; danny, make it happen
@itari6179 3 роки тому
XD
@britishrailclass4767 2 роки тому
Mann I love tf2
@devine8023 3 роки тому
Imagine a navy guy is just drowning and then instead of being concerned for his life he's just like "finally I can try my new razor'
@cagegirll 3 роки тому
@@KINGJERMARCUS what
@discosticc 3 роки тому
Navy guys dont drown
@blortbugman8722 3 роки тому
@@discosticc sometimes they do
@AnakinSkywalker-hq1wo 3 роки тому
ugh. navy guys.
@slimegood9192 2 роки тому
Then it doesnt work
@alicethemad1613 11 місяців тому
I can’t believe how legitimately cinematic that final close up of Danny’s eyes is for a skit about a nutcracker in a video abt infomercials for old people
@jaaaaaane 2 роки тому
I know Danny will never see this, but I was going back and watching some of his older videos like this one, and DAMN. His editing and sketch styles are so unique. I’m always caught off guard by the jokes at unexpected moments and the little editing stuff. He’s also so observant and I love that. Plus his outro song makes me so happy. Anyways this is my new comfort vid
@TPNsBiggestFan 11 місяців тому
omg these videos are considered older videos (ive seen similar comments) im gonna cry this is so weird
@TheoSur 5 місяців тому
this is like 2 years old wdym :(
@lucvalor 3 роки тому
The nutcracker skit was downright a horror movie.
@alexanderdeadmansche 3 роки тому
I shat myself
@theartist312 3 роки тому
The whole thing I was like, “wtf, wtf, wtfff”
@just_zeke 3 роки тому
after the skit i couldnt take my eyes off the thing 😥😭
@LavroseRovender 3 роки тому
@@just_zeke ikr the skit was so smart
@thetwitchingpumpkin1547 3 роки тому
the bit was very well made, the whole video was, you can tell his production quality has gotten better
@kbeit8272 3 роки тому
"Laura, can I borrow your lipstick?!" "For what?!" "Uhh- nothing..!"
@smophiefofie 3 роки тому
HAHAHAHA
@Jb-ik3pq 3 роки тому
That was actually pretty scary lol
@mitchellgeorge6031 3 роки тому
I feel like she’s used to that by now
@TT-iv5iz 3 роки тому
why I borrow your lipstick so often💄🎶🎶
@pen3475 3 роки тому
I laughed so hard at that part
@mr.waffles8739 2 місяці тому
Oh man, you have no idea how obsessed navy guys are with being in water, I don't even know how many times I've had to chase navy guys out of my pool! I even installed an armored pool cover, but they just blew it up with an offshore missile from their battle ship!
@dino_does_fraud7953 2 місяці тому
😂
@red_rory 2 роки тому
Danny *needs* to make a horror movie out of the nutcracker skit…possibly for a Halloween special like to spooky songs, cause that was genuinely terrifying.
@lemonpenis 3 роки тому
Imagine if your house burned down and the only thing left was a tacwallet
@user-mq8ci2il8s 3 роки тому
I would cry.
@travisdelee8647 3 роки тому
And the tac visor in your car. It can withstand that heat because it's "military grade" plastic.
@Mykaininekkkkkahajw 3 роки тому
Damn should’ve bought the tac house
@lemonpenis 3 роки тому
@@Mykaininekkkkkahajw lol
@Khujop 3 роки тому
I imagine this every day. It's a reoccurring waking nightmare. Help me.
@bigtable9031 3 роки тому
I’m sorry but that bit with the nutcracker being a “real boy” genuinely scared me sh*tless
@gamiket628 3 роки тому
Lol that has potential to be a horror movie
@tomjohnstone6591 3 роки тому
I was doing something else and it made me jump when he said “iM a ReAl bOy”
@aidenmarsh3069 3 роки тому
SAME!!!!!!!!!!
@_junko_5701 3 роки тому
@@gamiket628 it has to be a horror movie
@nikolaiestrella6785 3 роки тому
@Kendall Miller-Rider I started laughing when I noticed that Nutcracker Danny still has the wedding ring on.
@LlamasWithiMacs Рік тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="419">6:59</a> They probably just removed the polarizer from the display they were using, and the visor just has a polarizer in it.
@samuraicheems4057 Рік тому
Yep
@Bongobert 2 роки тому
I love how he says the wallet even has a little zipper for change and an ID holder like they‘re additional features… isn‘t that the bare minimum of what a wallet should have?
@hidgehoge2713 2 роки тому
That “I’M A REAL BOOOYYYY” bit was too fucking perfect
@yourmomsjorts 2 роки тому
7:13 timestamp 7:33 for the scream
@hannahbarbarian6786 2 роки тому
Scary*
@thesleepydot 2 роки тому
@@yourmomsjorts appreciated
@rebeccawhite3731 Рік тому
I legitimately cried, I do for most of his skits they're so funny XD
@TordParker2.0 Рік тому
Indeed, I love it sm.
@wraein 3 роки тому
POV: you’re anxiously waiting for that nutcracker skit everyone’s talking about in the comments
@arthurmernard5879 3 роки тому
Same
@DS-ou9rq 3 роки тому
omg yes
@1igtRoblox 3 роки тому
LOL
@kitikat8103 3 роки тому
Same
@chiborg3960 3 роки тому
But... I don’t read the comments... before I watch the video. I didn’t know people did this
@gloriav7646 Рік тому
As someone with epilepsy, I really admire your consideration for those of us more sensitive to flashing lights. When you don't expect it coming in a video it really helps to be cautioned 🙏🏼
@TwixiMixiPixi Рік тому
that visor is just a polarized piece of plastic, similar to what you would find in a pair of polarized sunglasses (as mentioned in the video). They always hype these low quality products up so much even though they're really just a more advanced 5-minute crafts project.
@user.uni612 3 роки тому
The new horror movie: "I'm a real boy." starring nutcracker danny and danny.
@stepbro4028 3 роки тому
produced by Greg directed by Greg sponsored by Greg Nutcracker Danny - Nutcracker guy Danny - Danny Gonzalez Special thanks to Greg Guy Little Stinkers Mayor Kurtis Connor
@okiedokie2840 3 роки тому
@@stepbro4028 😂
@hamtaru 3 роки тому
that was legitimately creepy ngl
@cheesyoutanimations2045 3 роки тому
Ai movie in a nutshell
@allieanimates8539 3 роки тому
ahhh gacha horror
@ishmaeldoesstuff3657 3 роки тому
Danny screaming “I’m a real boy” will haunt me forever
@justSunny7 3 роки тому
Same 😔
@jameswarf6456 3 роки тому
*I'M A REAL **_BOYYYYY_*
@wadejonaitis426 3 роки тому
@@jameswarf6456 Bro you can't just scare me like that smh.
@bangitybangbabang 3 роки тому
Yeah, thanks for the nightmares fucker!
@Gossamaggs 3 роки тому
Is he a better boy, is the question
@Duckiedogz 10 місяців тому
The 'TacVisor" is actually a thin piece of plastic that covers most computer screens. This piece of plastic morphs the light making colors. (don't ask how idk) that's why the screens are white, they took of the plastic with a razor and when you put down the visor, it's like the screen has the plastic.
@sriissyracha 2 роки тому
“First you blind em’, then you give them a lil stab stab, then you give them a lil bang bang and then a lil smacky smack”
@inessilva1214 3 роки тому
"it fits in any pocket" women watching this: we'll see about that
@elin_ 3 роки тому
Right?! Womens pockets are ridiculously small. As a girl who prefer pockets instead of carrying around bags, that's so annoying. The worst thing of all: Fake pockets 😩
@modus8256 3 роки тому
@@elin_ and then they design bags for women that are about just as big as mens pockets, and men's bags are more that twice the size of their pockets
@eldritchabomination9726 3 роки тому
LMAO THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT
@subhuman8945 3 роки тому
There's not a man on earth who knows why the pockets of women's pants are so consistently ridiculous So that begs the question...if women don't know, and men don't know... ...then who is actually making women's pants..??
@HollyHummingbirdriver 3 роки тому
They make them so small to sell more purses. If you look up Victorian era pockets they were HUGE.
@Gossamaggs 3 роки тому
"Fits in any pocket" This product is clearly made for men.
@christinamorris5742 3 роки тому
LMFAOOOOO
@1-800-CHRISSY 3 роки тому
*HDTHTCEHEXRDHR PLEASE-*
@scorpiiiondude3327 3 роки тому
best comment
@maddie904 3 роки тому
true * sigh *
@srorrim 3 роки тому
😭😭😭
@Arylett 2 роки тому
I've been rather stressed out these past few days and have been re-watching your videos. I must say that your brand of comedy gels quite well with me, because I've actually been laughing even harder at them. My favorite parts in this one is how you go on at length about the guy with the serial killer face in the jungle and also when the invisible clown man is revealed by the tac visor. Thank you for being so funny though, I am one happy Greg.
@juliamavroidi8601 Рік тому
It's a nutcracker (actually it's a toy soldier, but Danny calls it nutcracker) Hope you're better!
@nineveh17 4 місяці тому
😊Danny truly is a joy to behold
@topbrick4025 Рік тому
"What's that, I can't see anything!" "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" that was the funniest and also the most sudden cut I have ever seen 😂
@averieherring4147 3 роки тому
Nick: this razor is so small it can fit in any pocket! Women’s pockets: rules are made to be broken
@hepthegreat4005 3 роки тому
Women: you guys get pockets?
@yukikanegawa7470 3 роки тому
Well it is meant for military tough manly men.
@ana7icia 3 роки тому
@@yukikanegawa7470 oh ofc the macho menly menny men and the navy guys
@caoimhedoesstuff9293 3 роки тому
@@zaclumley7553 you do know that most women shave right? Legs, upper lip, arms etc
@deereye87 3 роки тому
@@zaclumley7553 wut
@memechild2025 3 роки тому
I want Danny to make a full length horror movie where all the characters are played by him in different costumes. I would give my entire bank account for it.
@godsclown4419 3 роки тому
Same
@buckets1623 3 роки тому
yesssssssss
@thrawnnoconnection6931 3 роки тому
Hmmm. Have you accumulated debt?
@moxxy3565 3 роки тому
So like $40?
@leeloo87 3 роки тому
That made me think of the movie split-
@ROMOROMOROMOO Рік тому
The skit with the nutcracker in the middle is my favorite one Danny ever made. I feel like he could really make a great horror character if he wanted.
@SoScarlettItWasMaroon 4 місяці тому
I’m imagining Danny having to ask Laura for red lipstick and explaining that he needed it to paint himself like a real-life nutcracker.
@louiskr42 3 роки тому
Not gonna lie, the nutcracker bit was actually kinda terrifying
@davidbosy4275 3 роки тому
"kinda" !?
@The_garb4ge_man 3 роки тому
Laura in the other room 👁👄👁
@mynawina9177 3 роки тому
i will see that thing in my nightmares
@gato6988 3 роки тому
im still shaking
@winged_rat 3 роки тому
ik...
@bankruptbitch7104 3 роки тому
okay but Danny’s acting is kind of amazing. when he was screaming “i’m a real boy” i got genuine chills. get this man an Oscar.
@nutellacastle 3 роки тому
same i don't think danny realizes how great of an actor he actually is
@digestivebiscuit8967 3 роки тому
Didnt he go to drama school or something?
@Ziaberry 3 роки тому
@@digestivebiscuit8967 I've seen at least one old video of him doing some kind of stand up skit where he's the only actor and plays multiple characters at once, it might've been when he was in high school though
@markwatson6477 2 роки тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="430">7:10</a> Crypt TV: write that down, write that down!
@aynohalopesdealmeida9932 6 місяців тому
And they already did it :D
@doctornonsense4726 Рік тому
Hi Danny, new subscriber. I found you when I clicked on an image that I thought was Daniel Radcliffe, but it was you and you made me laugh out loud numerous times. Look forward to watching your other videos.
@fungi5350 Рік тому
😂😂
@DisneyHaterKing1923 Місяць тому
Welcome to the Greg family doctor nonsense
@kayawhitton4806 3 роки тому
The funniest thing about the tac razor has to be the fact that if you drop a regular razor into water it’s not going to break either
@Abigail-pv1hn 2 роки тому
ahhah i never thought of that but that so true wtf
@eaglest0554 2 роки тому
Non electric razors: It even works underwater!
@fifty-sixty 2 роки тому
but how danny does the stance-
@doublekil669 2 роки тому
“are you bored of your razor that works all the time? hi. i’m nick bolton with the TAC razor”
@luginess0 2 роки тому
And it even works!
@jesselevy6879 3 роки тому
i can’t explain why but him putting a warning for flashing lights in the title makes me so happy. i’m not even affected by them, but it’s such a nice extra step he took that most youtubers don’t.
@ketu555 3 роки тому
same!!!
@justinhamilton8647 3 роки тому
I get strong migraines/headaches from repeatedly flashing lights, which is like a weekly thing since they’re everywhere on the internet, and I appreciated the warning a lot :) someone’s looking out for us at least
@transboimax7187 3 роки тому
I know!!! Im not personally affected by flashing lights, but i understand the need for warnings cause i typically need stim warnings so i dont stim for like half an hour or more. :)
@lina-pu6id 3 роки тому
exactly how i felt
@catpoke9557 3 роки тому
I always imagine that. How scary is it to live life when flashing lights can cause you to have a seizure and literally die? And then the fact that you could see them at any moment for any reason. And you always have to think, just because this video doesn't have a warning, does that really mean there aren't flashing lights? Or if you turn on the TV for a second. Movies have warnings, I believe. But what about when you turn it on and it's already on a scene with flashing lights? It must be nerve-wracking.
@nikkifilias682 Рік тому
I love how danny just ~ sticks ~ his butt out in that combat pose. He should be a mortal combat character
@existing_human7237 Рік тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="814">13:34</a> "The Tac wallet is flatter and thinner," Meanwhile the Tac wallet is empty, and the CIVILIAN wallet has all of Nick's overdue math homework plus the bill of rights.
@karitasphoto9078 3 роки тому
Commercial: Can fit in any pocket Womens pants: You dare challenge me mortal?
@ashleybroening6933 3 роки тому
My thoughts exactly. Jeggings is approaching!
@bluebosnian 3 роки тому
overalls for the win bb!
@sitalvs 3 роки тому
shorts marketed for women with faux pockets!!
@ellebrooks13 3 роки тому
@@sitalvs Haha I hate those faux pockets!
@sitalvs 3 роки тому
@@ellebrooks13 the person who designed those are probs satan himself
@megancaputo 3 роки тому
everyone’s talking about the nutcracker skit and danny’s acting, but no ones talking about those BARS of god bless america
@vesmirnaeliss 3 роки тому
because it was a goood oneee!!! :D
@neonskyline2206 3 роки тому
Lol
@hney_flower28 3 роки тому
Fish are pretty
@moongirlmimi 3 роки тому
Lol right beautiful ass voice
@nisarojas2869 3 роки тому
That’s X Factor worthy
@maxisgorgeous4008 2 роки тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="433">7:13</a> Danny found a way to make a 30 second clip scarier than most horror movies
@CallMeBlackout_ Рік тому
As a Navy Veteran, I can confirm that the US Government sent me to bootcamp just to give me gills so I can breathe air and while I’m in the water. Once I got out, they took away my tail, my gills…and now I sit in silence and listen to ocean sounds.
@mama_mafia9755 3 роки тому
As someone who was in the military, “military tough products” means “goodluck on if it stays together for a week”
@botmaddie8320 3 роки тому
@꧁Rouge Pride꧂ YESSSS i just saw a kakyoin pfp above this
@hecomes.6978 3 роки тому
Watches jojo and did service? Damn what a chad
@Uncomical_117 3 роки тому
Well I have to trust a fellow jojo fan
@Pc118Gamer 3 роки тому
I've heard from army guys that military grade just means whatever you can get for cheap
@lugoorstar 3 роки тому
@@Pc118Gamer yea normally the military doesn't buy quality products on bulk, that would mean more taxes used on them, and not the second hand security services.
@sophiestudios2911 3 роки тому
Therapist: nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he’s not real Nutcracker Danny: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="437">7:17</a>
@mangobuffalo1543 3 роки тому
IM A REAL BOYYYYYYYYYYY
@robertk2194 3 роки тому
that scene was so funny
@abunchoftacos5247 3 роки тому
It's creepy and great
@damemeplug5062 3 роки тому
Hope we get danny lore
@Jibbeeeee 3 роки тому
It was pure nightmare fuel 😂☠️
@renthewerecat 7 місяців тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="643">10:43</a> i've never seen someone look so expressively miserable and terrified
@screamsformemes Рік тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="833">13:53</a> Missed opportunity of "Nick, do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?"
@poseidon1680 3 роки тому
I love how these commercials always talk about things being “Military Grade” when in reality that means whatever is the cheapest available thing
@alexparmley529 3 роки тому
Well yeah that's military grade. Cheap as hell and wont work
@poseidon1680 3 роки тому
@@alexparmley529 I wouldn’t go as far as to say won’t work, recently they’ve actually gotten off their asses and bought decent gear. Just remember though that during WW2 the standard British SMG cost £11 per unit. They actually worked well surprisingly unlike the M16 in Vietnam which was prone to just not firing
@2cute2poot76 3 роки тому
@@poseidon1680 i knew they never gave the military very quality items and supplies but skimping on the actual fucking guns? Literally die for America to save $10
@HeyItsHades 3 роки тому
@@2cute2poot76 $10 per gun when there are thousands and thousands of guns is actually a lot of money. For the military to afford high quality gear would require A) budget increase B) cutting the DOD budget in another area. Either way some part of the political spectrum in government is going to be pissed. Oh, not to mention the back room closed door deals these companies do with the government which included extra benefits for the person who gets to make the deal. No matter where you stand on the issue if your company makes most of it's money off war you're a pretty shit company.
@VaughnOfficalMusic 3 роки тому
@@2cute2poot76 unless of course your in the Air Force they treat Air Force recruits nice
@SkiddlyBink 3 роки тому
hey danny, that nutcracker bit? fucking terrifying
@oliviakenny4731 3 роки тому
Those nutcrackers always freaked me out but this is a whole new level
@alishbaahmed 3 роки тому
Why did I read this like Kurtis would say it?
@oliviakenny4731 3 роки тому
@@alishbaahmed same omg
@RoseOfSharyn18 3 роки тому
No joke though. Jesus. Lol
@absol8126 3 роки тому
Yes it is indeed
@WKnudsen713 Рік тому
Having legitimately been trained in flashlight self defense, you don’t actually need a tactical flashlight. In fact a standard flashlight is probably better because you can take it anywhere; a tactical flashlight could be considered a weapon in some places
@thecrepeofdeath 2 роки тому
shaver guy needs to be cast as a supervillain, holy shit. I imagine anyone's wallet could withstand that particular arrow, since it didn't seem to have a head! and thanks for the flashing lights warning :) but there's another one 8 minutes in that wasn't mentioned
@TheMaritimeHorror 3 роки тому
As someone who is in the military I have come to learn that “military grade” actually means as cheap as possible.
@f1zz-k1d89 3 роки тому
my dad was in the navy for two decades and he maintains that everything he received could be bought at a five below
@bippy201 3 роки тому
Has anyone here seen Gavin?
@dawudhinton5754 3 роки тому
Are you on Fort Gordon?
@caesarin0 3 роки тому
@@bippy201 hoping Gavin shows up soon
@dhruvtukadiya 3 роки тому
That's true, military grade is a marketing term meaning the product has the cheapest production cost possible while still being functional. So when you hear, "military grade," you should think, "bare minimum production value."
@lexid6943 3 роки тому
As a hamster owner, she can 100% withstand any demon in existence. She's sweet until she doesnt like what you've done and then she is feral.
@leohdj3198 3 роки тому
Ah yeah she becomes feral ? What if she became military grade hamstactical ?
@aarishowton8037 3 роки тому
I haven’t watched the video yet, I’m 36 seconds in and he’s still talking about the tact-light, and I love how absolutely nonsense this comment is
@jenaurr 3 роки тому
okay but can she handle firey bow and arrows being thrown at her? 🤔
@lexid6943 3 роки тому
@@jenaurr She is the one throwing the fiery bow and arrows
@lexid6943 3 роки тому
@@leohdj3198 We havent tested that setting yet.
@RubyEmma 11 місяців тому
I’m interested in what Laura thought when she walked into Danny’s office and saw genuinely the scariest weapon of all time
@moshroomba Рік тому
The thing about the nut cracker scene is it wasn't as scary as Danny's "reaction" to it. 10/10 acting Also just like we have Danny sleep paralysis lore, we need nutcracker guy lore
@baasiix 3 роки тому
*I’m literally never gonna look at the Nutcracker the same way*
@sunnylapis6584 3 роки тому
I know right? I'm going to be consistently paranoid about the poor abused nutcracker
@keirapage6442 3 роки тому
omg thats what i was thinking about the whole time
@hgdrrfgrg 3 роки тому
Use the tac bat if it finds a way to be seen
@3mma.. 3 роки тому
IKRRR
@bludzowski 3 роки тому
When did he say ‚‚I'm a real boy''
@julie__j2159 3 роки тому
Nick Bolton: "it fits into ANY pocket" Basically any women's jeans: Are you sure about that?
@byrnetdown6076 3 роки тому
especialllly those pockets on womens jackets that are all cute and then you go to use them and you realize its just a flap of fabric for decoration to make it LOOK like you have pockets
@imemotionallystable7109 3 роки тому
@@byrnetdown6076 OMFG I SWEAR
@imemotionallystable7109 3 роки тому
@@llvnaa9600 ew just ew
@gracie7714 3 роки тому
@@byrnetdown6076 I remember my first pair of jeans w/o pockets and I was upset 😠!! It’s blasphemous!!!🙄💥
@pickleproductions5736 3 роки тому
I'm a man and God that sounds absolutely revolting.
@superslimanoniem4712 Рік тому
That visor is just a polariser, and the tv has it's polariser removed. So you can't see the image until you hold the filter in front. Iirc ltt made a video about something like this before, but inside diy glasses.
@OrigamiDogYT Рік тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="456">7:36</a> that shot is terrifying
@whooshroosh 3 роки тому
Guys, don't be afraid the Nutcracker is just Drew with makeup on.
@sophiadodds9954 3 роки тому
Thanks for informing me I was terrified 😆😃👍🥳🧐🤪😎
@kaylasmith634 3 роки тому
omg this comment is so underrated this is HILARIOUS and perfectly clever
@eggdogfan2124 3 роки тому
god damit bamboozled again
@ducesnakes999 3 роки тому
Or Drew is just the nutcracker with makeup on....
@beb2880 3 роки тому
Thanks
@MohammedAgbadi 3 роки тому
The tactical flashlight can be used to attack bad guys, hammer nails, and do almost everything but flash light.
@fart63 3 роки тому
I keep reading it as tactical fleshlight
@austin0172 3 роки тому
@@fart63 oh nonononononono
@NerdStuffing 3 роки тому
@@fart63 finally a tactical thing I would buy
@crow3467 3 роки тому
@@fart63 yes someone get me one of those
@aquashuriken1634 3 роки тому
@@fart63 me too. Guess I'm too far gone
@DemonCat-to8ut 4 місяці тому
Drew golden once said that ‘a life hack is just two things taped together.” By that logic, the tack-light is a life hack.
@TaliaBlackwater 2 роки тому
I genuinely appreciate that Danny does all his own stunts.
@hunlim2117 3 роки тому
It turns out TicTacs were actually just Tactical Jellybeans, specially designed to make your breath Military Tough.
@PMOrly 3 роки тому
Specially designed to make your breath Military Tough
@chur8um 3 роки тому
Makes sense
@molls127 3 роки тому
i hate this
@adele6020 3 роки тому
underrated comment af
@hunlim2117 3 роки тому
@@PMOrly that's a good one lmao
@brookemurphy2580 3 роки тому
Please keep the nutcracker as a recurring character, that shit was terrifying and I loved it
@crustydustypopcicle6033 2 роки тому
Lol same. It was funny but scary🤣🤣🦄🐦
@bottlemanepic3781 2 роки тому
Timestamp
@trashflower1971 2 роки тому
@@bottlemanepic3781 7:14
@JanieBee 2 роки тому
Agreeeeee
@sweatytea333 2 роки тому
Same. It was f***in delightful!
@louhaslostit Рік тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="434">7:14</a> please make this into a full horror/comedy video it would be perfect. Like even the editing on this part is amazing.
@SnowLily123 Рік тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="140">2:20</a> As someone who has literally been in a Navy family for 18 years of my entire life (and I’m currently 18, dad has literally just retired), I will confirm that 99% of the time the Navy is on a ship on water and not swimming under water.
@doombuggy123 3 роки тому
Imagine being underwater in a battle situation and thinking “I need to shave. RIGHT. NOW.”
@WhiteScorpio2 3 роки тому
Imagine: you are in a combat, fighting enemy dolphins when your long gorgeous manly beard gets tangled in an enemy trap and your last thoughts are: if only I bought a TacRazor for shaving underwater.
@Cloudychaostheone 3 роки тому
Can't relate. I'm not a navy guy.
@mothma_am 3 роки тому
@@Cloudychaostheone the real navy guys were the friends we made along the way
@pigadmiral6642 3 роки тому
Navy guys.
@oscy7909 3 роки тому
@@pigadmiral6642 Navy Guys, am I right?
@magictoaster2996 3 роки тому
“Great job Annie, now finish the job.” “But, bu-“ “Don’t hesitate Annie, you aren’t a civilian are you? Be military tough.”
@Rudolphgaylord 3 роки тому
Haha, navy boys
@discoshark7767 3 роки тому
Are you okay Annie? Annie are you okay? Will you tell us?? That you’re okay???
@aayuktaraut8424 3 роки тому
@@discoshark7767 came here to say that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AOB1206 3 роки тому
My names Annie 😳
@Tzgrey77 3 роки тому
NO SURRENDER NO MERCY
@bobsock8718 Рік тому
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="421">7:01</a> - the best
@sofie3508 Рік тому
The part where Danny imitated how he was standing before attacking the two men with the flashlight. I lost it lmao. That stance is so sus I love it
@kakyoin5862 3 роки тому
“tac wallet is thinner and smaller” yeah, the other wallet is full of stuff, the tac wallet has literally nothing in it.
@baibo.1824 3 роки тому
Also how is it better? Yay I can fit less things in my wallet
@botmaddie8320 3 роки тому
i just saw a bruno and kakyoin pfp above each other
@rendynchi5079 3 роки тому
donut
@kakyoin5862 3 роки тому
@@rendynchi5079 stop bullying me ✋
@rendynchi5079 3 роки тому
@@kakyoin5862 no you donut
@nyx1216 3 роки тому
If nutcracker Danny isn’t gonna be a recurring character I will riot
@zilleaxolotl3457 3 роки тому
it'll be a reccuring character in my nightmares
@superstellarhere 3 роки тому
Oh my god please be a reoccuring character that Danny uses for subtle jumpscares. Like he’s walking through his house and for a split second we see Nutcranny (listen I tried ok?).
@human7605 3 роки тому
Reeeee he must come baaaaaack
@rosyhvideo2587 3 роки тому
DAMN GOOD ONE
@fex7175 3 роки тому
@@superstellarhere I love that honesty, made the thought more wholesome lol
@HopeIsADrug11037 Рік тому
bro that "I'M A REAAAL BOOOOOOOY" was perfect voice acting goddamn 😭
@calowenby1654 5 місяців тому
Currently watching this video to fall asleep, but to quote Danny, “I knew what was coming and it still scared me.”
@TheJacobshapiro 3 роки тому
Nick Boulton is the adult version of the “you’re disrespecting a future US army soldier” kid from vine.
@bruhnova8917 3 роки тому
He actually got into the military, it's cool that he actually followed his dream
@VaughnOfficalMusic 3 роки тому
@@bruhnova8917 no he didn’t he’s a rapper on SoundCloud
@VaughnOfficalMusic 3 роки тому
@@bruhnova8917 unless your joking and saying nick bolton is that kid than ya funny
@alisonpurgatory85 3 роки тому
Being a victim of propaganda is not cool
@alisonpurgatory85 3 роки тому
Lmao that sounds so like Sonic PSA but really it isn’t, military recruiters and propaganda are predatory and prey on the disadvantaged, kids
@nyraaa7583 3 роки тому
Danny I think you’ve single-handedly terrified everyone with that nutcracker bit
@greyshadow1028 3 роки тому
Yeah, he definitely did.
@Z0hR 3 роки тому
Yep
@scarb5256 3 роки тому
*Drew
@logan_page 2 роки тому
That TacVisor thing does actually work. It’s a polarizing film. That screen they were using had it’s removed so that when it was put back into place the image showed up again. That being said it’s absolutely useless outside of that specific scenario.
@codiac555 2 роки тому
I love how Danny’s fighting stance is just caving in his spine
@gan5920 3 роки тому
"I'm gonna do something I never do: SHAVE!" -- Nick Bolton, a man purportedly in a line of work where you are expected to shave literally every single day.
@joeyknight8272 3 роки тому
Well I mean some dont
@jaheriawilson19 3 роки тому
why would they have to shave everyday??
@untamedfox35 3 роки тому
@@jaheriawilson19 (In the army) men must keep their face clean-shaven when in uniform or in civilian clothes on duty. Mustaches are permitted; if worn, mustaches must be kept neatly trimmed, tapered, and tidy. Thanks Google.
@untamedfox35 3 роки тому
@@jaheriawilson19 They only have to stay shaved if on duty or in uniform, and he was supposedly on duty in the commercial.
@jaheriawilson19 3 роки тому
@@untamedfox35 ah oki
@sunfeatherX3 3 роки тому
Fun fact: military grade doesn’t mean strong. It’s means cheap.
@getsmoked7219 3 роки тому
It means the bare minimum required to be usable in the military. So yeah cheap and of low quality
@lv9265 3 роки тому
Wow, didn't know that
@its.red32 3 роки тому
Prior service here..yes, cheap shit for sure. Shit just gets passed around without actually upgrading anything. Pretty sure I used an ACH that was from 10+ years ago.
@bekaeast7346 3 роки тому
Idk it’s advertising to Americans, and America only puts money into the military & doesn’t leave and money for health care. They are saying it more expensive then your life😌
@its.red32 3 роки тому
@@bekaeast7346 yeah America sucks lol. Unless we have a giant Purge, I feel like we're never going to progress and get the necessary health care and education that we need
@Impracticalminors 2 роки тому
When Danny swears it's so funny he uses so much emotion
@valkyrie9646 2 роки тому
Lol! Danny's poor wife and neighbors. Danny: "I'M A REEEEAAAAL BOOOY!!!" Laura: Oh, don't mind Danny. He's just sitting alone in his room talking to himself and recording himself answering himself. Want to come over for dinner? Neighbors: No. God, no. We'll be moving soon. We have to pack. Right now!
@lpsfankanr1 3 роки тому
Therapist: "Nutcracker Danny doesn't exist" Nutcracker Danny:
@m0bz0mb39 3 роки тому
Lol
@Plagolago64 3 роки тому
Exactly
@cinnamonflavoredmemes 3 роки тому
That nutcracker thing would make a fuckin terrifying horror movie
@hornetisvoider 3 роки тому
Indeed
@Carcino.Geneticist 2 роки тому
IM A REAL BOII
@juliefarrell6688 2 роки тому
The Real Boy Coming June 2023
@batjackattack5556 2 роки тому
@@juliefarrell6688 the boy 3: greg
@Ihaveagasmask 2 роки тому
@@juliefarrell6688 sound terrifiying
@BadgerOfTheSea Рік тому
Out of all the forces that don't need a rugged, tactical shaver, its the Navy. They have modern bathrooms onboard ships. It even shows one in the clip they used
@asamlos 7 місяців тому
The whole “navy guys” thing is so funny to me bc one of my closest friends was in the navy and she HATES the water
@username-mk4qv 3 роки тому
Nutcracker Danny can’t hurt you, he doesn’t exist. Nutcracker Danny: I’M A REAL BOOOOOOOY!
@rosyhvideo2587 3 роки тому
*continues to stare directly into your soul*
@keylaliendo2111 3 роки тому
That was scary
@ccb36 3 роки тому
I was genuinely afraid for a moment
@catherine7144 3 роки тому
It actually scared me. 😩
@catherine7144 3 роки тому
“You can see me” “What?” “You.. you can see me..” “Who are you..?” “Finally.” “FINALLY!” “IM A REAL BOY!!”
@stankyratman5685 3 роки тому
that nutcracker danny skit was STRAIGHT out of a horror movie-
@ottiliabjorkmanselhag2860 3 роки тому
yeah i kept looking at it out of fear for the rest of the video
@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 3 роки тому
See everybody is talking about that nutcrackers bit but no one is saying what happened so I had no idea what to expect. Holy shit it was not that. We now need a mini movie where the nutcracker tries to take over Danny's life and yt channel.
@curranfrank2854 3 роки тому
@@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 Yeah, I knew it was creepy but it still shook me XD
@stars_inthe_sky 3 роки тому
@@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 this is GENIUS!!
@i_live_under_a_bridge3454 3 роки тому
@@stars_inthe_sky Aha thank you I occassionally have a good idea like once every 100 years or so. So What shall we say Danny's halloween special this year?
@alexincolors7516 Рік тому
HAHA! The scene with the nutcracker is so good! I love it! I guess that shield or however it's name was is like when you took some psychedelics but without taking them actually, just seeing stuff
@Utiga1 2 роки тому
I now need a horror movie made by danny and have him play all the characters
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