Danny Gonzalez hi danny

Danny Gonzalez hello :)

Danny Gonzalez heyyy

Sup

i bet your flashlight cant blind people?

Underated comment

Spooderman HAHAHA

@MusicFanatic No no you're onto something, I believe the reference comes from a tumblr post of very unsettling threats. Eg. *_I will boil your teeth_* is probably the one you're thinking of lmao.

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT PROFILE PIC

@@rabbit5305 That's me! Silly.

danny gonzalez is a daddy gonzalez now

yah hes literally a dad now

HES A DAD???

​@@mammadragon8108yeah

@@mammadragon8108yeah lol he and Laura had a son in September

HAHAHA

wait it isn't on purpose? or are you joking? please I need to know

@@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 if i remember right, he had his old outro music copyright claimed so he went back and replaced it all with generic royalty free music to avoid losing revenue

@@SkiddlyBink yup -- the best part is that some of the videos (like this one) they claimed the wrong section of the video. So you still hear the original outro song at the end but not the actual content of the video...

I think it was originally Mr.Sandman or some remix of it if I remember right. But yeah he got copyrighted for it and had to just dub over that section for every past video. But it lead to us getting the “This video is over now” song so I’m pretty happy about that

Me: *pulls out 2 flashlights*

God: let there be light Me: *takes it* God: *surprised pikachu face*

We need more good guys with a flashlight.

Me: *takes out another flashlight*

So is the burglary! 😄

Julia Boolia hellthy junk food fan?

So what you're saying is, is that I'm totally, 100% your type?

I’m your man

Babydaisylover I guess so :)

illumination ayy

It’s because his original outro music got copyright striked and he had to replace all the audio with it with another audio. If you turn on captions you can still know what he’s saying lol. He didn’t do it on every video because it was tedious so he only did it on popular ones

SHARK PUP EEEEEEE

I always love getting absolutely TURNT to farmer in the dell because the knowledge of the fact that he painstakingly spent several days manually replacing the audio in every one of his videos is hilarious to me and always makes me smile.

Ruth Walton yup

It’s broken now, are you happy?

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!!

@Jayda Iordanidis **breaks**

Dang it no😫😫

My name is bringer of death

No your name is Gregory Gaines

My name is Isabel and I feel like I need to be more healthy

Zoe Roberts thank you for sharing with me. I appreciate it

you are a god amongst us

Lol

You see, they're supposed to sense the simple existance of the can and collapse into a puddle at its presence. what the fuck am i saying

Was abt to comment this

Seriously??

@@samanthaweber2195 yea

lol

Cringe Control it only survives in 212 degrees water

They were giving them away at my store, can confirm

Geórgia Santos- Why Did I Chuckle Slightly At That..

🤣

Same

Well. Guess I'm not robbing anyone soon. Shoot there goes my future job

*FBI:*shoot him down

He dad now this is funny now

he better get them

Hermes unplanned accidents is basically the definition of accidents lol

Wouldn’t that be the opposite of accident then??

You gotta make sure to plan the unplanned accidents

amphyrrix planned incident???

I think so...

And some people have... Foreskin

Kanga Roo wow really

Yeah I sure hope it does!

‘-‘ well you haven’t met me

Lightning Gacha oh sh-

MemePenguin this comment deserves an award

I AM CACKLING

LMAO

I've never had a UKposts comment make me laugh out loud until now 😂😂😂😂

Yup

I like your style

Marshmallows

hit him with a feather hard enough and you might be able to kill them

smoll bean SPAGHETTI

@@chuchow313 if you do it right lmaoo

What’s your favorite bird?

So technically they didn't lie🤣🤣🤣

Sorry for late reply but what is it like being a mechanic for aircraft?

I guess it is aircraft grade then

@@thickboi3743 It fucking sucks.

Its aluMINIum,for fucks sake .

I would start to laugh

I would pull up and sit next to him and watch it as well 😂

T2

I would prolly drift off and then eat the rest of my food

"pause that! I have to get the popcorns!"

He actually already got them for a video lmao

he did. 5 years ago

Baron Zemo Returns underrated comment

3. *SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF*

Baron Zemo Returns I’m dead! 😂

Baron Zemo Returns I love u 😂

Obvs 1

That man killed another man with a pencil... A fucking pencil, imagine what he could do with a flashlight, fuck that

Baba yagaaaa

Help lemme go

John W. Rick

Should I ruin this 969 I will hahaha I am a mad man

We mustn't think of the before times

TheGoldenSerpent we must think of the future times

Sup3r Hyp3r no, I don’t think I will

No, think of the past ;)

Ahh, yes prehistoric times

that slogan is really common in ads where i am, its concerning

I'm scared

Tea.

@@aisha5156 sis

How and when did we get to a point where obeying the law was just like a loose recommendation for businesses? And why are individuals still incarcerated for an eternity for stealing bread but these companies rob retirees of 10s of 1000s and the justice system is like "as you were" Its BS. Im so sick of capitalisms horrific mutation into some emotionless robot hell bent on world domination. Its like a movie except that usually we tend to make sure the movies make at least some sort of effort towards logical sense. This is like "you know the rules, WE know the rules, we are now going to break the rules" and everyone else so far (including me) is like "oh ok" Its not. They can and should be held accountable like everyone else. More so, because of their societal position of some responsibility. Just like politics. If a politician gets charged with a criminal offense, it should automatically be 3x the usual penalty for them, no exceptions. Thatd make those self serving leeches think twice before laundering millions of tax dollars. I feel like lemongrab: ThIS. Is unACCEPTABLEEE! 😫

Danny also needs to practice his putting

he bought them 5 years ago and did a video on them!

I was looking through the comments seeing if anyone else was going to say this. Thanks haha

Ohhhhh that makes since

Yeah, actually. A large number of ASOTV products are intended for those with disabilities, such as the toilet paper holder or the stick-on handle for getting in/out of the tub.

@@NoOne-yp8ot those stick on handles are helpful if you can't drill things down because of a landlord. 10/10 would recommend

Now I feel bad about laughing at it

*E x a c t l y*

Fun in the bed

Well if the robber is epileptic then you have like the best possible defence that isnt a gun

@@ididthisforreddit2428 oh god

@@ididthisforreddit2428 oh no

Product guarantee 👍

I know this is just a joke but I wanted to put the info out there that not everyone with epilepsy has episodes triggered by flashing lights, no hate though 😅 just a lil fun info

ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE

hey im pete wentz from my chemical romance TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!!!

I sawed my head in ha- X-X

Purple bandana studios ThaTs AlOt oF DaMaGE

Purple bandana studios now that’s a lot of damage

Lol

@@romeeuphoria8016 Love you too, Boo 💘 No homo tho....

Michael_Liddle yup

I did give that squirrel a seizure when I used self defense

Excactly what I thought

You could also beat the shit out of someone with it

Damien Schuetz you flash them and then pull out your sawd off shotgun and blast their ass only to realize that it was you 8 year old child

Rephical Gaming shiiiiiiiiiit.........

Doesnt that depend on the person? Or the age or something? (Im not sure) and what if its a teen Breaking into ur house? I do agree with you, dont get me wrong, it just seems like that feature wouldnt work that well against certain people

Rephical Gaming Come let’s watch the rain as it’s falling down

pure talent

The man has skill

that requires skill

Lol

Because what he reviews is trash already 😭

You okay

bro.. you can talk about your ptsd here, we can listen

Dancing Sloth Dunno man it’s still pretty vivid

I fell down the stairs with them too 😂

Top 10 Craziest Anime Plot Twists

Oh nooo. Please reassure the doggie that she is not a bad dog. 💔

I would give her all the belly rubs to reassure her she’s a good girl

Awww poor baby 😣 give her some treats and cuddles

aww.. Is the doggie okay? (this was 4 months ago but dogs are cute and just wanted to know)

Same.She looked sad so i gave her treats

👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁

"Everybody has skin" Skeletons:

No thankyou

Need some help? Let’s start with that jerk jimmy who stole my chocolate milk last Saturday.

No please -

Sad Canadian Boy pewdiepie

| buT cAN yUo dO thIs? ___

I know De wae i was thinking the same thing 😂😂

Ada yEs I cAN

Lol

What dad didn't buy it

@@codyheffelfinger2962 mine-

Even watching the flashing lights in the ad made me feel uncomfortable. I guess it works if you're a survivalist who needs to send a message, but not for, like, everyday people trying to find extra toilet paper in their basement.

It’s just a generic version of a stream light or surefire. Lights so bright they’ll blind you in the daytime.

Haha I am on my floor laughing to death!

Susan Kelly you don’t eat blankets? What a weirdo

Blankets for a midnight snack is just 🤤🤤🤤🤤😩

I despise this entire comment

@@justtaylor8204 what, do you write the scripts for these dumb commercial

"Everyone sucks on fleshy lollipops!"

dragonaise hi Jungkook

ScribblyFox hi there

watch the armies take over this comment..

Jiya Patel yes. They're literally everywhere lol

army

*hi*

😂😂 I usually don't like seizure jokes but I loved this one. Though flashing lights don't affect just epileptics.

Lel

Strobes are disorienting as hell in a dark room

Lmao wow one of the best comments ive seen😂😂😂

Marketing 1Ø1: what not to do ...I hope! Adult-baby bibs at their best LOL

DaWoof Gamer lol

Yeah, *DUH!*

Xd

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this

Or hit them hard enough

I noticed that too lmao

It was like b r u h

omg i noticed that and was like i bet someone commented that and someone did!!

I was so confused

It's because Danny was still blinded by the self defense mode

ROAD WORK AHEAD UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES

wrong channel

Oh, how I miss Vine

wrong channel

road work ahead, uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

Clare O'Brien haha

funny!!!!

*_...Are you sure about that?...._*

Can I borrow it? I've been trying to get rid of my brother for 13 years.

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner same!

Glglglgljlhglglg **pisses**

K.

@@trevorstechcorner8361 ummm?

jared koons GIVE THIS MORE LIKES

Now this is a quality comment

jared koons bU CaN yOU dO thIS *leans backwards and falls* And its only 399!

fleshlight

But can i grind my pepper in that grinder? ;)

Nice

dude like i heard he hadta do this but wasnt expecting it to be THAT hilarious lmao (ps- the original music he uses is like 2secs before the end of the vid lol?)

I forgot it was going to happen so I was listening to this video in the background and then had the scare of my life when it suddenly went DOO DOO DOO DOO

im STILL laughing at this btw like ive been watching just the end 5secs on repeat and just cannot lmao

ARMY!!

Merida fuck yeah

Yea

No FuLl AuTo In BuIlDiNg

@@mexicanhelljumper8614 dang it, u said it before me😔

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Lol

But its ok, because with the tactical flashlight, you can look really cool while being stabbed and robbed!

If you got stabbed in the gut, how are you alive typing a comment?

@@dinoskitsofficial Plot armor

@@dinoskitsofficial who said the victim was typing

I like your username🤣😍

LEO

Ikr me too

Omg same 😍

Oml I love THOO (The Heroes of Olympus)

So what you’re saying is that birds turn in to wasps when they’re in their houses???

Danny Gonzalez woah

IAMEGGROLLL Toast I got it for my grandparents and there was a bees nest in it

Four straight years of terrifying bees 5 feet away from me when I sleep! Oh, what a blast that was.

Omigosh i also had a my spy birdhouse

I tried it to! I almost died because I was distracted using scremingTM. *_THANK YOU SREAMINGTM_*

my life has changed with screaming™,I screamed at my dog and he ran away,thanks to screaming™ I haven't feed my pet in over a month!

(suddenly someone gets woooshed)

Profile picture is so neat!

*THICC CHUNGUS!*

4. kiss his face 5. slap him

6. Pee in their mouth

Put a flashlight in their face! :D

6 pee in their mouth

Seller: CAN YOUR FLASH LIGHT DO THIS Buyer: what is it Seller: *waste your money*

Why buy a flashlight for $8-10 when u can get the exact SAME tHiNg for the LOW LOW PRICE OF $400 (save 1 cent) * smiles at camera with thumbs up *

Memes

@@kulubatala9703 unless you dont work and you take other peoples money for doing nothing you shouldn't complain about a good product thats only 400$, next youll say a 500$ crap tv is more worth it then a 3000$ good tv

Meme review

Our wasps set up shop in our storm windows

Thats kinda cool tho

SAME

Same

@@rootsmudge5746 That just sounds awful to get rid of

Grace Burton HAHA underrated comment!!!!

I don't have epilepsy but that sort of thing gives me a headache. B4 we cancelled our cable that commercial came on all the freaking time. I hated it.

@@ginabell694 same here. It hurts my eyes.

Actually remember my mom hating that commercial for that reason. She'd always start swearing when it came on that whoever made the commercial was a fucking asshole.

*they're G R O O V I N*

Gabe B. I think about this comment daily

B U T W A L K D O W N T H E S T A I R S

You are smart

People who do down 7 stairs at a time

Oh dude there was one time right it snowed like 3 ft ok and I had the fun slides and I was like “imma go down this hill with the fun slides” and I did. And that’s the story of how I dislocated my shoulder when I smacked into a tree

Imagine dying and you possess a whole ass house

@@pissapocalypse boo

@@uh3336 aAHH

That movie fucking TRAUMATIZED ME

Jennifer Hey bruh same! scariest kids movie i’ve seen