So does his fashion sense

It be like: Main Channel: ✨🌟 Goofy Channel: 💥☄️🌧🌊🔥

he's not like other girls.

my favorite song atm ukposts.info/have/v-deo/oJWKaXecj6-fk2w.html

And he zooms in on random things

He also beat the one in his office with a tactical bat. Does he do this to the other nutcrackers?

I was nervously waiting the whole time for them to come to life

@@liladupuis4138 VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

@@TheBlockDocs I think that the logical conclusion here is that Danny beats all of the real boys he is holding hostage in his basement.

lore

ahaha this deserved more likes

👌

It needs another 1mil likes

All while wearing his little old man slippers

tbh the tesla came out of nowhere i had no idea i really thought danny had a toyota or something

That’s new to me but just makes a lot of sense of stupid companies to do to make bank

also military grade probably means low comfort because comfort is the least of your priorities in a warzone

They probably know, but "military grade" sounds good to a certain type of consumer.

@@apho-sappho she died today

Rip

Very

Spaghetti

@@DrSauce87 I agree

@@xxgenericedgytitlexx2483 yes

Dis

Is that lego Velma?

Oh God every time I reload the comments you get more likes. I've never seen that actively happen.

but we all needed it.

The creeper was attacking him, Danny just defended himself😤

I love your pfp

Danny Gonzalez? Nah, he's dr. suess now

suess@@natalies_nook_of_novels

Just because I liked the comment doesn't mean I /like/ the comment ya dig?

I thought that at the “I thought I saw him move” line lol

yeah, i gasped lmao

Dude when that happened I had a mini heart attack

huh?? i must've missed this, when

@@red.gem_ 11:53

@@anyanaylor holy shit hahaha

i live there you know the hiuse tour he said repeatedly said its okay t come to his house so i moved in

You’re gonna die the second you break in. 1. You break a window 2. You died

Or you'll just turn around and leave as soon as you see the fucking nutcracker gang, and then you'll be so severely traumatized you'll *wish* you were dead. Being haunted by nightmares of nutcrackers is undoubtedly a fate worse than death.

or before. it's a prophetic razor.

no its a TacShaver.

This was my exact reaction too. Still feels wrong to see him beat up little nutcracker guy though

Same I was a bit nervous until I saw them all hanging out in the basement

I was waiting for him to do another nutcracker sketch😭

a whole army? like greg!

@@grayblethenerd the nutcracker army is the second fastest growing army on the internet

More so that the basement looks like a kidnapper hellscape with nutcrackers in it

"unawoken"

We long await the day the nutcrackers will awaken from their deep slumber to rise up and conquer the world, led by Danny. Then the entire earth will know, we will all be, truly Greg.

@@lloyddragon2036 underrated comment

You shoulda seen his one collab with drew before the tour, he had a life sized one and like 20 normal ones 😂😂😂

I was extremely disappointed

my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined for this

He owes us this one

@@georgeimmanuel3992 fr

Your pfp looks like his shirt

That combined with what we saw in his main channel video... danny boi better watch his back-

what the FUCK did he do?? I haven’t watched it yet. #dannygonzalezisoverparty I’ve watched it now. Danny needs to repent for his sins.

@@bodaciousdoggo8971 IM A REAL BOY

He has a bunch in his basement I think it’s fine

Right so disrespectful 😤

it’s a possum shirt 😭😭

Appousom

opossum moment

@@Simon-il5nr opossum*

Me too He has really big basement

me who’s actually broke, 21, working on a bachelors in Digital Media Arts •_____•

@@celestialnichole Hang in there bud

@@celestialnichole I'm broke and 20 and was last year working an Associates in digital media arts but then tbh I gave up and decided to go to beauty school to become a makeup artist in which the program is only 8 months

I feel like he's that way in everyone's head cannon

he’s 26🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

He owns a frickin tesla

Yeah, me too. Because of the fridge I'm now wondering if he has kids. 🤔

@@myrillya They're most likely cousins/nieces/nephews/etc.

@@myrillya I had to rewatch the video to see it I couldn't miss that part 😂😂

@@myrillya I remember him mentioning the pics are his nieces and nephews from Laura’s side of the family

AHGHHH I get it

Gotta write off those renovations somehow

was it drew recording ? it sounded like him

@@mrbones8115 I think it was in the tiktok viral song video where he says something about a camera man, not Drew (sorry for my english, I'm from Chile)

@@mrbones8115 no look at the desreption

Okay, now /that/ makes sense. Thanks for the info!

Lmao yeah

tf you think was happening to the creeper?

That's what the tactbat was for

It really does and yet I still had the urge to turn it into a dance studio. What for? idk

I was totally thinking that

😳

wait, it isn't supposed to be that?

Plot untwist: it's the creepers' UKposts channel and Danny hijacked the whole thing and is living his life

It IS actually the creeper's basement but he sublets to Danny's nutcrackers.

👁👄👁

And no pants?

Lmao it totally reminded me of these scenes in like crime shows or so, where they put up the white fabric and all and then kill someone

dexter vibes

It's a murder room

@@Kantwo Danny Gonzalez SERIAL KILLER CONFIRMED?! 😱😱😱

@@trixanity203 i think we already knew that from his shirt

Such an accurate description, love it

The accuracy you just hit with this one

W-wow thats spot on

So true

I can’t unsee it now

I think it shows his duality as a married adult man who also kinda looks like a preteen. He either dresses like a middle aged man or like a 12 yr old. It fits.

Thosedampuns, btw, I like your username and your profile pic

@@alexispaten1329 thank you

UNTELATED BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP TEAM LEO

@@bookwormsensation8024 super sized mcshizzle baby

why are you reusing a dead meme? It's not funny, it's just awful

@@cummuncher4914 shut

Mom energy

@@cummuncher4914 i laughed

@@cummuncher4914 the last dance jokes are always nice. Even if it’s not funny. Mj is a goat

except theyre pricey. my insurance covers my regular glasses for free, but the sunglasses I would have to pay for out of pocket. The visor is probably cheaper.

Well maybe he wasn't tied to the chair. Maybe if we used the Tac visor, we'd see that he's also a real boy.

Congratulations 🎉, you get the joke!

He was close to him he could get exploded

He found the joke!

@@mysteryname6792 ;-;

That's why he did it

*FINALLY WE CAN SEE HIM*

@@Dragnulls good luck in hell

@@Dragnulls that had literally nothing to do with anything

taste test

Maybe its French Canadian idk

Its Creole! That's why its pronounced differently than European French.

Is this what Edina was on about?

@@gr33ngirlsea It's a Wisconsin brand, it has nothing to do with any variety of Creole. We pronounce La Croix differently than French speakers because we're not speaking French...

@Aforementioned You're right! Idk where I read it was Creole. Everything I just found said it was named after the St.Croix river, which is pronounced as an American pronunciation of the word Croix, the French word for cross.

What’s it like being a stupid little worm

2 channels with 1 mil+ subs, of course he got bank dood

@@SimonVanliew26 who hurt you

@@SimonVanliew26 what the hell happened here

@@SimonVanliew26 r u ok

i was waiting for someone to comment ab the hair

He has a cut of a 8 yr old joel from the last of us. (danny should make a gaming channel

His hair is looking amazing!

Y’all are getting real specific with these things, huh?

J O S U K E

It's tactical Dantical

and eats any packet he finds in a product Y U M

King

And drives a Tesla

don’t forget a little random

Danny: and I took that personally

(ノ｀⌒´)ノ┫：・┻┻

Great joke.....really original

@@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 okay

Nnh07 okay....why’d you respond? Was I directing it to you?

Holy grail reference?

Lol

500 likes not comments

@@Bowser_ but now there is two comments so your statement is invalid, good sir

hmm

@@MsDancealot lol

bestie in a tessie

Omg 😂

oh, so it's not a ferret?

If you saw the slime king video you will know he has a Tesla

Danny boy in the Tesla 😈✊🏻

He's a weapon of mass destruction

It was inevitable

Dantactical

We can’t trust him

2 danny 2 tactical 🥶

Kai, Kai are you there? Did you turn into a stupid little worm? 😰

oh no he's a worm now! it's too late!

RIP Fly kai, wish we could help you sooner..may you have a better life as a worm

@@firhanhidayat2803 F in the chat for Kai. ✋😔

HE ALSO LIKES TO DRINK LA CROIX ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL

And the orphans

At least there' variation, there was a white-capped.

@@solardragon9588 yes

And the dead bodies

E

Burn it with the heat of a thousand suns, Danny. We need to know.

Me tooooo

Burn it with oil, please danny 🙏

@@suchislife4333 become escanor

PlainOldCereal yoo seven deadly sins broo

Ok but can you breath?

Don’t forget the creeper piñata

But there wasn’t any tactical gear. The video was clickbait.

YOU'RE CLICKBAIT

And the Tesla

And ofc his possum shirt

Its all the people who unsubscribed, the spell got to them...

that's where they breed. how do you think nutcrackers are made? someone has to breed them

@@meatlemonade9938 👁👄👁

They are Craig

It’s like Santa Clause 3, he’s just biking an army so he can become Santa. I knew Danny was up to no good.

same tbh, i always laugh my head off at his videos

😢 R.I.P. man 😔

Maybe he broke in and then Danny tied him up for safety

@@Dragnulls Where's this coming from?

@@alastorlapid2365 Please don't acknowledge this person, they do this on every video I've seen and it's just attention seeking or forcing their views on people, or both.

@@CelestialScripts yeah they’ve done this for a bunch of comments it’s just copied and pasted.

hello ms.sonia

Exactly my thoughts!

They should name one for danny Gonzalez

Well, he is a little wackier on this channel

@@anistyme i mean.. true

You can see me?

@@schmeef2758 w-who are you?!

Literallly

Wow! 783 likes! Thanks! And I didn't even have to switch accounts and like my own comment this time! Edit: I feel like I'm changing the number every 5 minutes.

Lmfao those edits

You're not wrong

Except without mentioning oppression constantly

it’s the next step up from a prius.

drip 🥶

I see him with a Honda

ikr edit: omg thanks for all the likes

Pull up to BP just to get some gas but he forgot he had a Tesla man he such an ass

dude i still use a crappy velcro wallet

@@alastorbutwithagun same, I'm a whole adult still using a Garfield velcro wallet

@@minjaarsic3327 i'm a half adult

In 3rd grade, I used a wallet I made out of penguin-patterned duct tape. It was incredible.

You guys got chains attached to it tho?

😨

Then you hit them with the strobe light and blast them 4 nautical miles away

...well I'm dead now.

Time stops or you have hit him with the tacbat

It’s okay all they would see is a bald eagle so you’re safe 😌

Nutcracker knows something we don’t.

HE'S A REAAAAAAL BOOOOOOOOOY

@@lozenger8 that part in the vid on the main channel was legit creepy af

was this written by the nutcracker

also peep the tesla 👀

@@lemonteacore I was literally thinking the same thing, like subtle flex bro

@@megetu2942 i was looking for comments about the tesla lmao

yeah not only does he drives, but he drives a frickin tesla

Really? First, that's lowkey disrespectful and I used to think that too, but he doesn't look that young to me lol

Well.... yeah.... that's kinda how it works

@@Virtual_Bastard yeah except a lot of people think military grade means best quality (that’s implied in movies) when that’s not the case

Lol, I had a flip phone that was listed as military grade...that thing is freaking indescribable!

True

Very wise words

XD yes

He was just a dolphin Swimming in the sea With his dolphin friends Happy as can be Until one day he went And ventured onto land And he got bitten by A radioactive man Now he's Dolphin Man Half dolphin, half man Hear him screech at night 'Cause he just wants a friend He'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ) If you run into him In the dark abandoned house where he lives Oh You know he may come off strong But he's not what he seems If he ever catches you You can bet that you'll scream Like "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Let me go tonight" You'll scream "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Stop kidnapping me" She was just a lady Not a care in the world 'Till she saw some grown men Kidnapping a girl She said "Help, let me go" So she sprung into action Then she looked right at a necklace And became Scarlett Johansson Then she kicked all their asses Varli, savior of the masses Don't know where that necklace came from "Love more, hate less", that's the message Dolphin Man saw her on TV And gave her a call They formed the best crime-fighting team in the world Oh Then they saved the president From an alien race It was all over the news He was screaming in space Like "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Let me go tonight" He said "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Stop kidnapping me" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Let me go tonight" He said "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Help, let me go" "Stop kidnapping me"

😂😂😂😂

Also creeper: “stop beating me, I’m not filled with any candy”

He be like 😝 as he hangin' there

YES !

Double the confusion

But he already has a third one called Drew Gooden.

Yes. Just yes.

where he doesn't get a little goofy, wacky, and downright crazy. and he drinks *water*

Apparently not XD But, do you wanna talk about that ?

Yeah I thought this was an old video

He doesn’t age. He needs to drop his skin routine

Ya boi aging backwards while his attic portrait decays

lol

the way you worded this tells me you’ll fit right in

Never saw him before? You never seen Wizzards of Waverly place? That's him now, hes into youtube now.

And that is a Good thing to know

@@JohnnyPaisan Damn, that guy? You mean t h a t guy, I didn't know he was that guy from that one series. Good to know that Drew is that guy and that the name of this guy is Drew and this guy is the same as that one guy

@@birrock4 that's a *good* thing to know

It can drive up to 4 nautical miles!

@@paper3104 Wowsers!

“My favourite part is the brake pedal”

Tac Tesla

If the TAC car gets run over by a militiary tank , it won't break . Now that's wht i call military tough

I was looking for a comment to point this out lol

I was more like HE HAS MORE IN HIS BASEMENT.

@@themargotshow2218 there was a video he dis with Drew where his whole room was filled with them

I was just thinking about this lol

And then he got out the TacVisor again and I was so afraid of what we would see