Exactly what I was thinking

no they didn't pay me to do this

@@demetriuslensky2483 Well of course they didn't pay YOU, you didn't make this video

Its coz everyone is Greg and sometimes you need to watch a video

Plot twist: this entire video was shot on a TacCamera.

Same

THEY EVEN LIE ABOUT HIM BEING IN THE MILITARY! I DON'T TRUST ANYONE INVOLVED WITH THE TACLIGHT

c h u n k

Why even would you? All he is is a "Big strong man" that likes to lie about flashlights. Just sayin. :/ hehe, yay, three likes :')

Yes!

*I am your dad, Nick, get out of the bloody tank*

Ur pfp is.. it just is is

@@bradentheman1373 skin gun?

@@naurnaurnaurnaur792 oh my god I took a closer look I just thought it was cardboard

I guess you can say that your pfp is... *a finger gun?*

yeah

wElL oBvIoUsLy, thE fLaShLiGgT cAn cAmOfLagE witH thU gRouND sInCe itS mIlItArY tUfF!

It just rolled over to the bushes and then rolled back when the danger passed

4:20

I thought this too so I watched the original taclight pro video that Danny's watching on yt. It actually is there believe it or not

i work for the military and yes, the technology is VERY outdated lol.

Anyone who buys or promotes something as "military grade" has never served in the military. Military grade isn't something to brag about 😂

My dad and mom are in, some of the stuff they get is really nice but most of it is shit

yet this is a big selling point for VPN ads - "military grade encryption", which everyone already use daily 🤦

I mean.. I been in the military cadets (The RAAF cadets) and I had yet to even hear anything say "this is military grade". Only time I even see the word "military grade" is in games such as Fallout.

Me too

I like your username

555th like!

No questions asked. I'm buying.

I mean sometimes, we do need pants.

Um what are you talking about??? Nick Bolton is military tough, and the tank is not tactical enough for it to have a crew of 4. He’s the most tactical guy so he can drive it all by himself.

Well the Chieftain only needs one person to operate as the driver but you are correct, Nick can not drive it.

huh? I don't think you know how tanks work

@@woodpecker4044huh? I don’t think you know how humorous comments work

Fun fact; the tank shown in these ads is a British cheifain, a tank with a crew of 4, so nick cant even drive it

And last I checked tanks get destroyed when run over by tanks.

I dropped my tank 2 mins ago, when do you not drop your tank?

Have you never seen the A team movie?

I’m so clumsy, I keep dropping my tank in the icecream isle at Walmart

If only this commercial had come out when Ant Man did, because that would have been perfect, cuz if you recall, the tank got shrunk and was put on a key ring. Just sayin

It happens almost every day! ITS NOT EVEN WAR, but the TAC LIGHT will save me form my sad despairs

Alphasun yea the tanks are breaking everything i own. BUT NOT MY TAC LIGHT PRO

The TacLight doesn't even get ran over...

Is that why your really sad? Dont worry.. TAC LIGHT WONT BREA--

Yep you just set it down and all of a sudden shit a tank

Uranium? Is there any depleted uranium in the abrams armor?

@@flyingplatypus7272 Yes. It's dense so it stops anti-tank rounds. But that means any time a tank blows up, you have to treat the area like a hazmat site.

@@TenTonNuke Damm I never knew that. That's kinda cool but also a little worrying lol

That seems like a really good idea though just costing tanks with radioactive materials so any bomb that gets even close just detonates before it’s close and any people trying to hijack your tank get space tetanus

@@WooporSPACE TETANUS LMFAOO

So what your saying is.... Nick Bolton *IS* the entire army

@@yaboythepizzaboi r/thatsthejoke

Dr Burleson what flashlight do you use

@Dr Burleson Nah, Nick is Batman.

@Dr Burleson You caught me.

Marlo Bear MiLiTaRy ToUgH

Marlo Bear but it’s military tough?

How did you break a millitary tough object that is made out of a tank

@@retroevelyne7772 he dropped it like he dropped his tank. Smh💀 it happens to eVeRyOnE😂😂😂

Was It ran over by *two* tanks?

My dad thought it would be funny to feed us kids his thirty year old rations once. Anyway you still have your teeth too or nah?

My step mother was in the army and she said much the same things about military equipment. Thank you for your service

@Ryan Brandt bruh 'you're' is the correct way of saying, idk why you correcting it to 'your'

@@mono3941 , you are confused. "You're" is a contraction for "you are." So the comment is actually saying "thanks for you are service." OP's service is a noun, something belonging to them so "your" is correct.

@@Phantomwise2 ah ok, sorry for that :/

Nah it suppose to make you look cool not to be practical.

@@malayfellaz I think it's both?

Yeah but... sometimes you need sunglasses in TACTICAL situations

No. They're for you to look *MILITARY PRACTICAL*

Lol

“Ummm….. oh yeah I remember I did those. I was on set for like two days and got a paycheck for it. That’s awesome that you think they’re funny though” is exactly how it would go

You’re gonna need some Tac-Mender for that

@@buttstink5763 into a *military* pieces .

:(

Lol 😂😂

Poor heart wasn’t military tough

And he even did it in camera for the comercial, ehat a madlad

Lawyer Morty ehat

@@cas6174 its an virtual hat, like an e mail is virtual mail, an ehat is a virtual hat

Lawyer Morty 😂😂😂

@@cas6174 i know what you are thinking, no you may not wear it

Oh no, that last sentence. I have a dirty mind haha.

@@youngfunny1824 hahahaahaha

Kinky ;)

There’s just a man inside of you with all of your actual organs inside lol

you are airforce so its probably a dick and not nick bolton

WeWere OnABreak i was just gonna comment that

I really just want to see the hearing aid XD

Yes! Then he can use the in the conditions and scenarios seen!

Ya ya ya do it

i agree

This is so sad can we get an f in the chats

Frightz F

f

1k subs by the end of 2020 challenge f

F

Hahahaha I thought the same thing!!!! I was thinking about him swimming in an aquarium tank😂

😂

brontosaurus the egg lMAO I CANT

nah that's navy guys

@@purgatoryproductions310 oh navy guys 🙄😂

Phoebe Lane IM DEAD😂😂

OMG IM DEAD!!! 😂😂😂😂

OMG I LOVE THE OFFICE DWIGHT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂 I AM LITERLY DYING!

Omg yesss

Whenever i see his name, i hear it in his voice in my head

ouch

Brutally honest

😂😂😂

SAME

I nearly spit out my drink

I hope you’re doing better now

I'll take your entire stock*

@Ben Matlock No, He’s demanding it.

Does it work underwater?

here is your 700th like, congrats

Even better - they should date. They can share their lantern and flashlight and, when both of those are off, can make military grade love

@@vidiyya Military Grade Love would be an awesome album name

enemies to lovers slow burn

@@vidiyya “Oh man...” groaned Flashlight Guy. “It’s so dark in here. I wish I had a lantern... I left my TAC Light at home :,(“ “Don’t worry,” Lantern Guy reassured his partner. “I’ve got a lantern right here!” He proceeded to pull out a small, household lantern from his pocket, and held it out to Flashlight Guy. “I always have a spare ;)” “Wow, thanks Lantern Guy! You’re the best!” Without thinking, or perhaps out of fear of the dark, Flashlight Guy moved his hand over to Lantern Guy’s to grab the lantern. Blood rushed up to his face, however, when he realized that his hand was directly on top of the other’s!!!!! ‘What do I do?!?!?’ Flashlight Guy thought in a panic. He tried moving it away, but his hand was stupendously attracted to the warmth of Lantern Guy’s body. It was a nice change of pace from the endless chills he got from being stuck in the dark of his attic. He made him feel... comfortable. Minutes went by before Flashlight Guy’s fantasies were interrupted by Lantern Guy’s impatience. “Hey...” the other asked. “Are you gonna take it or not?” “H-Huh?! Oh... Oh yeah..! S-sorry, I-I just.. uh... got distracted..!!” Words couldn’t describe how grateful he was for the room to be pitch black. His face was probably red as a rose right now! “..Distracted? By what?” Flashlight Guy could hear the concern in Lantern Guy’s voice. “U-uh... N-nothing...!!!” He immediately tore his hand away from the other’s in embarrassment. “Sorry... I don’t think I need the lantern right now...” After thinking for a while, Lantern Guy finally caught on to Flashlight Guy’s flustering. He smirked, and inched his face closer to his partner’s. “Oh, I see~” He teased. “You were distracted by me, weren’t you?” The warm breath of his familiar brushing against his face drove Flashlight Guy insane. “...N-no!!” He hesitantly protested. “It’s just...” “You know, maybe it’s a good thing it’s so dark in here... What say you and I... make some military grade love ;))” Then they made out. The end. P.S. this isnt the first time i’ve written a fanfic on the spot cuz of a youtube comment X)

@@mellowmishXD I hate you

...what

Should be new merch

Samantha Gisser lol

@@mohamedchmorra6220 Definitely.

It can stun the craigs

They’e also built like a tank. Just like a tank. Nick Bolton is inside of all of them.

Pal Aris this deserves an award for best paragraph I’ve ever read

This deserves an award like the guy above me says

omg imagine that will happen in the future

Hahaha

One of the best comments I’ve ever seen

kelsey plz do

kelsey I hope Danny sees this comment lol

Careful. He may disintegrate you with his Tac Light Mega Super Pro to erase the evidence.

Yes please do!! And wear the tac camera so we can see his reaction

Please do, but remember, he's military tough

Trailer Park Cowboy as is common knowledge, all evil people are vampires and will immediately shrivel and die under strong light

The only way we can stop the terrorists is by blinding them with bright flashlights, as the nice commenter above me said, all bad people are vampires.

don’t forget to put it on “self defense mode”

since its so bright they can use them to sweep for IEDs, they'll just go off as soon as the light hits them virtually saving hundreds of military lives each year. Bell and Howell are always looking out for our military.

Airport security? Pfft, just shine the Tac Light on everyone. Those who aren't terrorists won't run away.

The Tac Light Power Super Mega Pro Max Ultimate 3000 S Premium Limited Ultra Rare Special Collector's Edition 5G Variant Phantom Black Color

I'm a 15-yo vet!

12:31

We're all armed with taclight pros and the ability to review our legal options

Greg is also legally skilled

Go greg!

They are built like a tank!

Made of Reusable army jet strength aluminum

Nonononono - they can withstand fucking your whole platoon without a single leak.

Great! I don't know how many times I've gotten my dick run over by a tank!

@@shrimp.thursday omg that the best sentence ever

Most decent flashlights do that

Medium D Speaks truuuu

900th like

@Jackrassic Gaming streams what haha

We have the Meats

Aaron Huss Parkour Arby’s + Old Navy = you’re an old white dad with poor old white dad taste in everything from clothes to food.

@@aaronhuss6175 Oh my goodness, 1. I've never met anyone that genuinely enjoyed anything from arby's so I'm currently in the process of being shook and 2. OH MY GOD, I WOULD NEVER INSULT YOU LIKE THAT 😂😂

@@aaronhuss6175 I'm more talking about my grandfather. He's a hot ass mess of a man but I still think he's great 😂😂

Alana Jones old Arby’s we have the jeans Arby’s navy we have meat jeans Old arnavy we are pant meat

Also since I didn't see this before commenting but they were crawling to high, if you don't taste dirt your head is too high.

That’s military tough

NoW ThaTS ALoT oF dAMagE

NoW ThAtS AlOt oF dAmAGe

TACital military :p

*middle school

these ads are targeting my father. He has a green Jeep with 3 light bars, an extended bumper, knives hidden around the interior, and a net attached to the trunk door with a machete and an ax attached to it.

JustYourAverageGirl honestly I wish because then he’d have a reason for having them

@@cupkake0104 Damn XD

@@cupkake0104 Well I guess if the zombie apocalypse ever happens we know who to find.

the fact that you wrote the riff in the comment is just beautiful

^^^

I thought the cat took over

Are you alright? You seem traumatised

It kinda sounds like they wanted something that sounded like Van Galen’s Panama but didn’t want to actually license it so they just kinda made something similar up

I see you watch kevin too 🤔

The TacStar! A military-tough, high power, UV ray-equiped star that shines in MEGA-DEFENSE MODE at all times, 24/7! Buy the TacStar today for the small price of stepping outside!

*The sun is a deadly Lazer*

Lilly Bean 😂😂😂

Well ain't that cute and handy

No CHUNK NORRIS

I didn’t notice it until this comment, now I’m bothered by it

Oh no now that you pointed it out I can’t stop getting bothered by it 😂

makes me think of that glitchy animation from that Up/Monsters vs Aliens knock off

I haven't been able to stop staring all video, glad someone else noticed too-

I just realized this

What about Michael Bolton?

I don’t trust Ramsay Bolton.

I was looking for this comment 😂

You can bet on it

Karine Toussaint you can bet on meeee 🎶

@@Vexarax THE CLOUD PEOPLE DID 9/11

Liloh Rydstrom I don’t know how you turned this video about bad commercials into a debate about 9/11 conspiracies.. that’s weird man.

Liloh Rydstrom nice

@@Vexarax CLOUD PEOPLE KILLED MY DOG WITH ALUMINUM, AND I FIND THIS COMMENT EXTREMELY INSENSITIVE.

r/itswooooshwith4os

Nah, they’re just simping 😂

Bro icy eyes is so pretty why do people call them dead.

@@AUBREY-ml4ex cuz they look so cold and terrifying. Especially if you have dark hair like me.

:O

Your intellect is higher than that of shaggy and moto moto using their power at 200%

Actually quantum mechanics forbid this

/('_')\

Yup because that's how that works 😂

Hey i mean if it can be shown on TV.. clearly it's following regulations? but yeah that even hurt my eyes and im not prone to any sensitivity.

SkarletShadows It can cause people with epilepsy to have seizures

Shana Paulus he should pin this

@@SkarletShadows same here bro

Too late :(

But only sometimes.

E

@@zachballou6782 are you okay?

Jumbo gave me lime disease

"and sometimes you need a full body latex suit."

Was he

XD

was he though

okay guys i looked it up and he was never in the army

I swear google can read our minds I'll google the randomest sentence and halfway through it suggests the exact thing I was thinking

Now featuring the Tac Drone - regular drones can only break parts of the Geneva Convention - but with Tac Drone you can break the entire Geneva Convention in a single drone strike!! Buy now for 10% off!!

Slime Warrior 😂😂😂

Cleorese Manes should have been wearing your tac glasses 🤷‍♂️

joseph reis it was their mistake.... *EVERYBODY HAS A FLASHLIGHT*

@@kitwarrior4life124 wait!? what if the burglar has a taclight?!

That's not the best light for blinding people, this is: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hZKba3uJgHp8pJc.html

PANAS GAMER it’s an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object 😯

You my friend are asking the real questions

try it

Unstoppable force vs immovable object

@@abby9448 lol

c h u n k

k n u h c

*_c h u n c k_*

No one: The comments: c h u n k

C H U N K

yes

yes

Yes

yes

yes

Omg

bEST COMMENT EVER HAHA

My last name is bolton and my uncle is called nick bolton

Lmao! Wharehouse worker to new worker..."Dont tap the tank it scares him."

a Tactank if you will

arwenthegreat *dont tap the tank, it scares him*

I am.

I am a tank

@Olivia Bass am a tank bishhhhy

me

Bold of you to assume I don't hate flashlights with a passion

oh i bet you have ;)

Same😤😤 (I genuinely have been in one tho)

Nice flex

Bold of you to assume I’m not a tank

I think it's probably okay, since they don't say (in the commercials) that he is a soldier. Although they are heavily implying that he is, but they never explicitly say that he is a soldier/vet

@@emiliamickain6786 hmm good point 😅

Also wouldn't the same apply to actors who play the roles of soldiers?

@@yeeyeemfs7055 No I don’t think so. Actors playing soldiers obviously aren’t soldiers, whereas some random guy saying he’s a soldier would be illegal.

@@thesaltiestfry8422 got it. Thanks

No he’s cup

i absolutely love your profile pic

Pan pride!

@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books pancakes

@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books con syrup mmmmm

I’ve looked at your channel and your thumbnail scares me 😳

true