Danny Gonzalez oh boy you’re cursed

Danny Gonzalez good job danny. live stream ur funeral pls /: love u

omg throw the whole devil away

Danny Gonzalez rip dude

Oh hell no

@weirdo on the internet shrek: DONKAYYYYY

YEAHHH XD

m o r p h

scarletfacee lol same that’s the first thing I noticed

oh sh*t im the 3k liker

owen alioto r/cursedcomments

@@cooledicecubes2805 that... Isn't how it works

kirbyfan1023 I know this isn’t reddit

i-

You- You- you cant do this

Huh that's interesting

“landed on top of his head” i’m imagining the baby just flopping on his head like a towel would

That makes me happy that 2 babies survived.It’s not very scary coz I’m not a baby and my windows are very small lol

Too bad he didn’t get nicknamed the babe magnet.

where is this and why babies keep falling out the windows there

oh god, well i hope you find it :”D

Holy sht why would you say that that’s so scary!

good luck

Oh god, good luck

Gotta throw the whole bed out now

The memes are looking good this year

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE THIS FUNNYJDMSKSKDKDKSKKSKFMMFJFJCD

Lol copier

lol

Copykitty

"Hi, my name is the Devil and welcome to my youtube channel" 😅

the devils out here eating honeycomb what a legend 😔👊🏻

So the Devil invented ASMR? That’s it, ASMR is demonic!

yeah, kids say weird and creepy shit all the time and a lot of them don't even know what they're saying lol. when i was a kid i told my mom and grandma that i wanted to be a serial killer when i grew up. i thought it was "cereal killer" and that it meant someone who ate a lot of cereal, needless to say they were horrified by what i said and had to calmly explain to me what a serial killer actually was!

I had a six-year-old ask me why eating people is illegal, and an almost two-year-old tell me that his daddy is in the vents. I work in a daycare.

that’s what happened to the old outro song 😔

hahahahaha i got this

Lmfaooo oh yesss

what video is that from

@@ignbqsil from the "Swiped" review

I lol’d

People: Yup, that's Satan all right! definitely not just a power cut or someone screwing around with the electricity! It's Satan! :D

Me: *likes comment*

lol r u a boy

Maybe a Morgz video started playing.

We all know that it was a power cut

tbh i imagine i would probably die or be severely concussed if a 10lb 4oz human baby fell directly on my head at 5mph

I mean yeah he probably could have

@@candlecove7590 you know 5mph isn’t that fast right-

An 8 pound weight falling from an unspecified amount of stories onto someone’s head? Do you actually believe that would cause no damage? Jesus

Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?

Emily Du Toit and all his future Adsense for all of his now older videos

“Why are there so many quotes?” ~Cyprius

“Copyright strike him.” -UMG

Damn it sand man

😂

this comment has 666 likes ..lit

i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)

@@negligible_reality hope you dont mind mst3k repeats then lol

​@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.

​@@negligible_realitypay rent or gtfo

If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe

He's a quirky king

We stan Lucifer

😝🤠😎

Danny obviously never watched supernatural

He’s a quirky ol fellow

TRUST ME

“GO, GO, GO” or “3, 2, 1 DROP”!

Yuri daddy

HOOOOO YES

Acidic__ Alice101 123 GO if yah know what i mean

Why would you want that?

@@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too. There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol

LMAOO

Bradean 2 I made it so your comment has 666 likes, it’s double the spooky.

the devil: WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF HELL?!

People: HE SAID MURMUR This is the devil sending us a message-

Yyy 00⁰ es jh

Hol Up

You got 669 likes.

Lol

boo

xXFloaty CloudsXx ah!

Autumn Roberts his eyes match literally everything it’s great

He took some eye extract

When your eyes are brown and none of your clothes can match your eyes

Hes very beautiful

Yes we will

*Mom walks Into the room* Wait, Whos that? I D O N T H A V E A M O M

we are the only ones who deserved it

We were doomed from the start

i like your pfp

It makes sense, we deserve it lol

@@mothman1657 thanks !!!!

Hera: Y E E T U S , G R O W N F E T U S

Hera: BYE BYE HEPHAESTUS.

Diana Rosales Be Careful how you speak Foolish Mortals!

@Phoebus Apollo dude I thought you were cool

LMAOOO

OH GOD-

uh oh, kinda stinky...

I love that you thought about that

;-;

And that kids, is how I met your mom

I think someone who worked at pixar also missed a flight in 911 that was hijaked

Moral of the first story is always get blackout drunk the night before your flight 😊

I'm pretty sure the iron man actor was also hungover and missed 9/11 same with other popular people

*tHe BaBy*

ugh 😑 it’s the baby 👶 again.

I'm dying 😹

Damn babys

It’s that time of year again...

itsyaboi BIGD *morph by twenty one pilots starts playing*

Ben ten theme plays*

*im weezing*

Ugh, I hate it when my baby morphs

If u like Kendrick Earl Sweatshirt Joey Badass or Dragon ball z then u might like this. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/m2iIrHqRfoCrlKs.html

LOL oh well september is close

Wait what- he has a child now!?

no

Every year!

Real shit

Of course.

yep

@@pinguu8010 Yep

I have a distinct voice.

😖

NOOOO

*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Omg really?! Your kidding 😭😭😭😭

oh

@@pondererofdumbshit2669 i was just gonna say the same thing

WAIT I GET IT NOW!

Oof

@@itsasecretmydude826 I don't get it please explain

XDDDDDDD

😂 I was gonna comment that but I checked to see if someone else did 😂 nice job

Sophia Bellini

@@laintripp yeah she commented the same thing 1 day after me and got all credits xD

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha yes he dum dum dum dum dum

s t o l e n

D i d y o u n o w ? ?

Ficc

okay but did the alligator get fucked 😳 (im so sorry om)

I miss the old outro but the new ones good too

Ice_ Butter1823 hey, no big deal, but his last name has two z

My last name is GONZALEZ and I hate it whenever people spell it with an S at the end. Just look at the channel name!.

The “s” and the end on Gonzalez that you put cracks me up

@@catfaceman1669 same

16/3/24 and I'm back rewatching this too. sup Greg

sup greg, im still around B)@@froggarolli-Stolitz

Candace Nicole HAJDHWISBAJSBW SAME

Then again that would mean that Kurtistown is in Texas

Honestly

@@Ryan-td6bd 90% of the Florida man stuff is made up tho

@@fanfandom551 Yee Yee?

Dear Evan Hamilton I would like it but it has 69 likes...

Meghali Khule 99

OmG ANOTHER THEATRE KID--

Dad?

Evan Hansen is quaking rn

IttocsamA 23 💀

Drew:*see’s Danny* Danny:well hello Drew:HeLlO :) Danny: 0.o

more like he sees craig

No no, Danny and Drew both see Kurtis

Drew sees John Mulaney

Luka The Bazooka This made me snort

lmaooo

Luka The Bazooka lol

Meirl

What’s up fatty

But the fact said look it up and it was false, Danny says not to look it up and it is true

@Okay. Aye don’t look it up 🤦‍♀️😯

Okay. Aye that's cause it's true. but don't look it up

@@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up NEVER not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it. Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word. And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS. it's more fitting for... 😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱 and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ: Which is something along the line of: "long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"

Lol

I understood and enjoyed this reference

lol I wonder how the weather is up there

AAAAAAAAAH!

Bruh the martians life must be so hard, why can't the martians find a species taller than them ugggh

"MOM, WHERE'D THE BEACH GO?"

Imagine bro just...............water

Homie stole a chunk of the wholeass continental plate

“Yep this is mine now”

God dammit not again “MUM THE BEACH WAS STOLEN” “god dammit it’s the 10th TIME THIS WEEK”

😂😂😂😂

Haha XD

*we won't all*

Fiona's Procreate Life I don’t think any of us will truly be alive

There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........ Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.

So sad 😔 hope you’re in a better place now, one with more alligator mouths for you to crawl your way into 😚🥰

Holy crap man, only for weeks? i'm still not jumping into alligator mouths because of that spine chilling story

@@kathleenbryan9830 yeah fr

I can't even look at an alligator now

Why would you do that anyway

😂😂😂

IT’S TOO COOOOLD FOR YOU HERE

@@SamGlaze aND NOW

Not in Texas...

toaster stroodle LET ME HOLD BOTH YOUR HANDS IN THE HOLES OF MY SWEATERRR

Chuckles, I'm in danger

*Oh shit I’m a dog now. Well, Woof woof*

Charles Darwin: I'm gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.

Thanks, my ears fell off yesterday so I couldn’t experience this moment for myself😁👍

Sounds like someone was having a schizophrenic episode.

The devil: "ugh ew what is this on the tv"

I'd be like cmon man like I was watching that. Devil: (murmers) no u weren't. Me: yea ur right

"hi guys.. um i'm the d-devil ... hh.. um.. i turned off the t-tv because um..."

THANK YOU

Sounds like acid

After he read that I read your comment-

@@welshieranger4697 have you never taken a small dose before?

@@broxinaneonzasshu and it probably wouldn't be the mirror, but you that shat thyself

he’s doing his best

Little Pringle's Channel that’s true actually

Atticus Finch

Jenifer Joseph who is Little Pringle’s channel

That’s correct for 500, Mark

fight or flight response

marsie lee and they were roommates

your brain : well yes, but actually no

@@bbenkitrain Sounds about right

Yh ik that

Why WHY WHYYYYYY! I hate Charles Darwin for eating his pets That he soposedly LOVED 😭😭😭😭😭

Me:Wait does ewok count as a pet *Charles Darwin smashes through door* Me:Oh oh god no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooooooooooooo

@Draven White Fun fact: facts are fun without the fun and fact.

*Ppkjjjzaae*

No

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Ohh bakuuuuu 😂😂😂

@@seeniasusan9675 brooo, he thicc :o

@@Demonslayer-64 ikr 😂

This comment is right under the one you stole/stole from you

Nice pic I totally don't have a crush on anime characters ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

How many grains have you counted?

@@illegalpancakes9289 at least five

same...im on 10^60

@@the_floridian_human2603 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IM SO SCARED

@Cattail lord i don't know! But if we don't find it we're next in the chainsaw chair!

Yea

all Species consumption any%

*Advancement get!* Eat or Be Eaten

🤔

@@Bongbongo Im pretty sure thats not any%, 100% would make more fuck that alligator

This me laugh

me laugh this

Laugh this me

Laugh me this

This laugh me

Just fact checked it. It's true 🥶

Boo

haunted by juice hi

It's called priorities

Goldy Locks I’m not going to I’m too lazy

Lizzy Baby no wonder why whenever I look at my ceiling it starts to move and that I’m not high all the time

PiggyCountIcecream nah brah, youre stoned😂😂😂

Lizzy Baby oh-

Lizzy Baby lmao my ceiling has a weird design so yea ig when i look at it too long it starts moving

Lizzy Baby this happens with my bathroom carpet