Bruh

No idea

Idk

Yours is

You lucky bastard

😂

Kurtistowwnnnnnn

Yee yee

You fool. He’s a country boy because he’s from Kurtistown

ALSO REMOVE THE WOODEN BALL LMFAOOO

He also sounds like he gets off to the food

@@dewayne8340 um

This wooden ball is straight bussin! 🥲

‘🐑bussin🐑’

thank you yes exactly

That’s what I was thinking

It's what they deserve

Serves them right for taking Texas and California from your country.

why do u put it there tho?

@@anamquazi7181 I just said why

Jokes on you, I love balls.

This is funny to me because my house is filled with these little wooden scented balls that we put in cupboards and I just imagined them as byproducts of my sister's obsession with avocados

nature’s version of the toy in a happy meal

Kinder joy egg

*danny

forbidden kinder egg

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hate to be that person but is ur pfp changmin? very cool

@ASB ? no the man in the video used it the keto guy in specific

@@zmndks4181 yea may or may not be a deobi 🧍‍♂️

@ASB scared? of what?

He is, he's had one too many sticks of butter 😔

Or maybe seconds away from a different kind of bursting

Bussin into tears

​@@shpup The enthusiasm of the bus Tears

Yep, that's the only way to possibly tell them apart since they look so impossibly similar. I feel bad for colour blind people cause I'm sure they haven't even realise they are totally two different people

Actually Danny’s eyes are baby blue and Drew’s eyes are a different shade of baby blue

@@adrenalineactivate I am not color blind, but still thought they were the same guy when I was clicking on the next recommended youtube video 😂

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LMFOAOAOAOAO STOPP the reply too 😭😭

SOMEONE GETS IT

@@SatanicGhostCat did you write the quiz?

@@gingercube688 yes

Stop please

Something about it makes it sound like he's slowly losing his sanity

@@cateatpasta5990 Yeah. All in all, he looks and sounds like a Youth Pastor who's lost all sense of reality.

bu'ssin

He honestly makes me wish that Thanos was real

^^

this.

This must be pinned

Suddenly he got "kurtis"

Silly boy, he’s a Kurtis

Hahaha.... maybe he's eating it for views😂

@@florencembah2626 if he is it’s clearly working

He's trying to be like You Suck at Cooking but isn't committed enough to make it actually funny

i’m going to kms

@@FowlerAskew u ok?

Literally my thoughts omg. I rewatched that part so many times lmao

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS?

LMAO FR

Same

LITERALLY SAME-

and black shirts

That sounds like something you'd feed a prisoner to get info

His liver is probably not happy right now

I can't stop thinking about it. I get sick every time I watch it, but still are amazed that someone would be able to do that.

yeah like even if it's satire he still DID That

bussin

He mentioned Hail The Sun in another video too.

Hey, just wanted to continue passing along the message that Drew and Danny really would like people to stop making the 'we're the same person' joke. It's okay if you didn't know :)

@@Tonjit41 he also mentioned la dispute in one

@@jasminefaye2160when did they say this /gq

@@loveinstars dw! Yes, Drew said this on Cody Ko's podcast (I can't remember the name off the top of my head, sorry)

sorry a bit of an annoying comment but whose the artist in your pfp?

@Mystery Girl It's the best

@Mystery Girl 🔴HATER ALERT🔴

@Mystery Girl why your pic an even ugliness version of yan chan tho

@Mystery Girl wait aren’t you the same person who was like obsessively yelling at people who were forgiving drew in a reupload of the apology he posted on Twitter? Why are you even watching this if you don’t like him? I’m usually not one to say this but seriously, get a life.

Bruh

IT'S THE WAY HE HUGGED HIM ☠️

Hahahaha same

Me too

The hugging lol

🤯

I completely accept this as canon omfg

yeah, i was absolutely heartbroken when drew said he wore sweatshirts in summer because he hates his body. as someone who has also been shamed for being too skinny, it brings back some not so fond memories. i hope drew loves his body now and doesn’t feel ashamed to be thin. i’ve seen so many mean comments about his body and it’s just cruel :(

100%

@@qllyI haven’t seen a single mean comment about his body and I’m a lurker?!? What are you talking about

@@maddieb.4282 starting around the 7:00 mark, Drew says something like this about himself

His accent is so weird

he knows he's doing something wrong

He's sensing that he's a white man who knows he shouldn't use AAVE because he has no idea how to use the language.

@@pearlngozi2818 they always sound like this 😭😭

because someone is behind the camera with a gun, forcing him to eat butter with mayo

Dont fall victim to the propaganda ✋

yeah it was a good try but i don’t believe him

Danny just likes lacroix AND milkshakes he's still one person

I love your pfp

I was just about to say those are both the same person 🤦‍♀️. Buzzfeed doesn’t know what they are talking about.

No no no, the only thing that really truly be bussin is a public or school bus.

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@heheh stfu and get out

This decimated me on impact

Nasty 😏😂😂

*butter with mayo

Deep fried butter is considered a carnival snack in the south. Lines have been drawn.

@@cuddleslikespie im in the south and the only time ive seen fried butter was in a satirical ad, thank goodness

Haha yeah… I’ve totally never done that…

Heartburn check

the quiz was actually a ploy made by them to trick us all into thinking there’s differences between them

@@midnighttamriel That would explain the pants and hat questions

Drew is hot weather danny and danny is cold weather drew

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@@heheh7706 are you going to post this video under every comment now?

idk maybe something in IT

I could see him as a Wisconsin Popeye’s employee. Just so sassy and mean.

@@swallowme535 what happened at a Popeyes in Wisconsin

@@swallowme535 the thing is we love the Popeyes in Wisconsin

Same

I feel like the stupid internet ppl saw iCarly and were like “that is how i will live my life. Thank u for that life plan”

he he 420th like 🎉

@@macncheesy0548 Stupid internet people I like that good one

@@jessicacarranza2959 lol thanks

Oh my fucking god I completely forgot about that

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Exactly my thoughts!

but if danny is secretly a kurtis, and drew is secretly a danny, ...

Holy shit its all coming together...

EVERYONE IS KURTIS🤯

Jarvis

jarvis

Jarvis

hey jarvis!

Jarvis Also first furry

If you're both of them you are Kurtis

@@user-zr3gl6pp7q that too

If you're over 30 you're Cody Ko

@@RaquelSmith666 and if you are not white you are simply Noel Miller

@@ivapavlovic6408 he's white bruh

watching internet nowadays feels like archeologist finding a strange skeleton and thinking - was those bones just all mixed up or WAS THERE FLYING MONKEY WITH 8 FINGERS...?

This is so bussin

beans

For real we keep going back bc we need to figure out the truth 🙆‍♂️ Butter + mayo = iconic or just silly. The thought of it makes me gag lmao

Just a little bit of questioning reality, as a treat.

That was so B U S S I N

I mentally gagged

I tried it, it was horrible

Doesn't really sound that bad to me, but it sure as hell isn't healthy

I legitimately turned away from the screen when he started putting it in his mouth.

honestly I'm pretty sure I myself am the whitest thing ever, but watching that with my own two eyes made me physically gag. I was eating a cookie and had to put it down for a minute. (I picked it back up soon because I love cookies)

that and also bloobs and strawbs

@@anna_banana414 bloobs and straws BUMP

"It's a little spicy." "You- you're eating mayonnaise-"

@@ollow_is_sad5373 I personally find plain white bread to be extremely spicy.

He didn’t make it up. Somebody tweeted years ago about wishing that he’d get a different toy in his avocado but no, it’s another wooden ball

wait its not a wooden ball? /gen

@@cinnabonbon well, it’s a ball of hard plant matter. But wood has a certain structure and the pit is a seed, not wood

zach stone said it first i believe

@@linneascameraroll zach stone?? more like zach little wooden ball

Well danny just went on a beach vacation and drew...i assume hasnt gone out of his house in 2 years

He was so tan I actually switched which one lived in Florida in my head

Lol Danny Tanner

Well Danny is part Mexican

right!!

What the fuck he does. He doooooooes!

obviously little nutcracker guy is a souvenir he got from Drew's house's gift shop

Well of course, they are after all, the same person 😌✨

THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They’re not joking, they live in the same house. Danny is just photoshopping himself to make Drew! They’re the same person!

Lmao

Haha had me in the first half

You’re an OG

This is the best comment I've ever seen

Such a good callback

Maybe your cat is Amanda after she went missing in Afghanistan

@@ashikjaman1940 lol, she traveled really far if so

@@Nitrolord I don't know what that means and I do not want to

@@JDelvaMusic this startled me, cuz I have a relative named Drew. Also, definitely not.

That’s adorable!

I HATE YOU DRQUACK ... I'm just kidding buddy I had a bad day. You're great.

i was just about to comment the same thing lmao

Adding the border *sometimes* also REALLY threw me

It's the 180 rule, in filmmaking you're supposed to make sure characters are facing each other when switching between shots like that during a conversation. Drew is pretty much facing the same direction the whole time, but Danny is turning back and forth and I think that makes it disorienting to watch LOL

The border isn't added in, it's because those shots were from a discord call :)

Its so distracting

Omg you just triggered a high school memory. One of the guys in my class did that!

@@XxMCRroxnonstopxX They dyed their pubes blue? liKe reAllY?? 😳

@@ProkaryoticCells yes unfortunately. He also dyed his leg hair blue.

@@XxMCRroxnonstopxX ... Do you happen to have any pics?

Thanks, I hate it.

it's the shake in his voice on 'bussin' that really makes him sound like that for me

For real, he always sounds like that

His body want bread so bad

I LAUGHED XNSJWKIW

😂

@Cheap good quality ma’am💀🤚🏾

@Cheap good quality Ok

Cuz one of em have different shade of baby blue

"In this world you're either a country boy or a little bitch" -Socrates

yesss that one is one of my favorite drew lines lmao

yeah!!! it was so funny

11:12 For myself, I love this sentence so much (also this is my fifth rewatch of this vid lmao)

@get out im taking a shid smh I know, I'm not a good little stinker 😔

i almost came reading that sorry

Sounds really interesting But how ?

I would die happy

How’s he going to fight himself? 🤔

That literally happened in their tour lmao

(Was bored and typed this out only to realise your comment was made over a year ago, here ya go though lol) Most of the fats substituting carbs in a healthy keto are from nuts, vegetables, fruits, plant oils, etc. Though 'dirty keto', as it's called, allows you to get into ketosis easier (cause it's tastier), which is good, you can definitely go about it healthier. Once you get into ketosis it really is pretty amazing how you actually feel healthier. There's a lot of pseudo-science personalities (calling themselves doctors with their degrees in chiropracty) that advocate/argue for the diet with a distinct shortage of actual scientific research (a shortage itself largely a consequence sugar lobbying and concomitant anti-fat biases) and, honestly, I don't myself know for sure what is better healthwise. But the amount of people I've come across (granted, on the internet) that have their bad health make a marked U-turn simply by cutting out carbs, there's got to be something to it, I reckon. But, simultaneously, despite any personal convictions, I still feel a sense of slight unease thinking by body is running mostly on oil lol. Suppose we'll just have wait for the science to definitively clarify the ups and downs.

“Blewwwwwwwbs,” sounds like something the Honest Trailer Epic Voice Guy would say.

@@attiasprouse682 rip that glorious bastard

@@attiasprouse682 Haha you're so right. That's actually really accurate lol

nosugcream

NosugWippy

it's even worse when the said white keto dude is eating an entire stick of butter

Of which is dipped in mayonnaise.

STOP PLEASE- 😭

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And that won't stop

bro I had the exact same thought

Bro they got a big gun its straight bussin hahahaa

Yeqh, he sounds like he's about to cry... But I would cry too if I had to eat butter and mayonnaise as a snack and pretend it wasn't disgusting

The look on his face, the quivering voice... Bro say "bussin" if you're in danger

The look on his face, the quivering voice... Bro say "bussin" if you're in danger

Lmao

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

I learned about it yesterday and its already gone

@@void_855 this. This here. This is exactly what the internet is.

Yoooo John! I used to love your videos when I was younger and really into skating hope you’re doing good bro

Yeah it was actually the worst thing I've seen. Like some of them don't even seem feasible for keto, the peanut butter and strawberries is more of a meal since it's high in carbs, but like the other stuff is just loaded in fats.

Cream cheese fat bombs are delicious though. Cream cheese butter and bacon pieces. I need to make of those again

I'm 99% sure those two are meant to be parody like Drenny said, if not the lad's off his fucking rocker. Even if they are though; the fact he doesn't distinguish between the parody and the real stuff is bizarre

Seriously! Like just grill up a big chicken breast and eat a giant bowl of broccoli my guy. No need to drown in butter and cream cheese.

For a minute there I thought keto was some kind of drug. What even is my brain

Lmeoooo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂 сделала мой день

I mean… I’m not sure that’s far off from Epic Rap Battles

PICTURING THE TROOM TROOM GIRL VOICE TRYING TO BEATBOX IS TAKING ME OUT 💀💀

hello fellow star wars and drew gooden fan :)

Its not. Jif is better.

Wait.... Now I don't know how the video started. HOW DID THE VIDEO START?!

@@abigailchristenson388 This. I eat several spoonfuls of peanut butter a day and Jif is always the way to go.

@@abigailchristenson388 This. I eat several spoonfuls of peanut butter a day and Jif is always the way to go.

ahhhhh i know it's like 25 Celcius where i live rn and I'm wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. my house doesn't even have aircon.

@@viv2607 that’s 77 degrees f wtf dude

So that’s why I wear jackets even when I’m sweating

@@salmaantoniaalfaqeeh yep for some reason toronto is rlly hot rn

I dunno, he did say "Road Work Ahead"...

Drew Gooden does give me John Mulaney vibes sometimes

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Yeees, I thought the same thing

unpopular opinion, but i don't like john mulaney, he's too overhyped at this moment

Drew is Mulaney’s son, so...

Same!

drew is definitely lawful chaos, danny seems like chaotic good, jarvis seems lawful good, and kurtis seems maybe chaotic neutral??

@@anna_banana414 I think Danny's definitely Lawful Good after the Tesla giveaway video

@@AlexanderLeset hm, i definitely see that

but drew and danny are the same person so that’s only 3 lol, throw cody ko in the mix for some ~spice~ lol

@@anna_banana414 Why is this so accurate. Especially Kurtis lol

checks out

Wow that's awesome. Technology really is making great strides

Oh I thought it was just to hide the cocaine I ordered

I love this comment

Can't argue with facts

get well soon 💟

I'm not even sick but i think watching that made me sick😭😭now i need to throw up too

I literally threw up several times today and that made me wanna do it again

They didn't have a question on the extra greeting so it would be biased

There is no Kurtis. There is only Danny and Drew.

What if I want to be a D'Angelo Wallace?

no

What do you mean Kurtis Connor? I hardly know her.