Thank you for this 🙏 life saver

Thank uuu

i need the middle tho you’re useless.

THANKS FOR THE TIMESTAMPS!

oh thanks! i couldnt find the beginning

HELP ME I CANT

@@elliejones9872it’s okay keep pushing

​@elliejones9872 you got this! It's okay if a lil poo comes out

gregnant

He hid it so 😮

zellennial? i think he is a millenial not a gen z

@@agus-wd6grhe’s at the cusp, he made a whole video about it

⁠​⁠​⁠@@agus-wd6grzilliennial is not Gen Z. A zilliennial is someone who is too young to be a considered millennial and too old to be considered Gen Z. They are born in between those generations. Typically considered typically considered to be those born between 1995 and 2000. They are a micro generation. The same way Xennials are a micro generation being too young to be Gen X and too old to be a millennial. Typical defined as someone born between 77 and 84. The name given to Gen Z is Zoomers. Not zillenials.

@@darth_kal-el ohhh, thankss

I love zillenials

Tipping is supposed to be a bonus for a job well done

​@@MrDjBigZ which is fucked honestly, i live in what's basically a third world country and even here you dont NEED to tip people so they survive. The US should be better than that

@@denjidenji9162 That's honestly a great idea. The US should deport people who can't manage to support themselves to third world countries.

im fairly convinced the person was making an argument for them solely to not get tipped, not to be paid more lol altho the point still stands!

As far as I know, if you don't make enough money from tips the boss has to pay you the minimum wage at least, so I still think that it's very manipulative to make the costumer "guilty" for your salary, I still have no money, you should pay me then

The baby made the merch in the womb 😂 9 months of hard work from baby 😂

Kleines97 child labor dude Danny knows the practices

@lindarezende7725 Hey, I know this is unrelated but what is that character in your profile picture? I really like it.

@@PARADOXzss Thank you! It's an vocaloid called vFlower

@@lindarezende7725 Ahhh Thanks for telling me!!!

Thanks!

“owned” by the most tactical dad

@@CJSoria gg

@@CJSoriayes. Babies are objects you can carry around (optional)

with the most tactical gear

His baby is also fighting elders

​@@berhonkusbardledoo you've heard of beatboxing puppy, you've heard of breakdancing dad, now get ready for: kickboxing baby, only a few months old and already beating up the elderly, I'm so proud

That sounds like he's the one that gave birth

​@@halseypaya4582 he did😊

@@halseypaya4582because he was

@@halseypaya4582 WHOOOSH

Never fails to deliver a tip

It's youtubers like him that litterally raised me to become who I am today I'm so glad I was taught critical thinking over the internet especially considering how dangerous blind belief can be BECAUSE of the internet

i am in your walls

@@ItsSnoozeeJBI am in your mom

Tactical thinking

@@cacerolaquemada9692👀

i love how u said 'eligible' like he had to get dad certification or something

@@fishfooyou don’t know about the dad verification program? It’s critical and quite difficult to pass, but a requirement for all pre-dads. there’s even a course on making sure you don’t raise a baby with squishy bones. very interesting stuff!

@@OkayyykiSQUISHY BONES?? THOSE ARE ESSENTIAL

Same😂

So does he, my guy said "us kids" in the video

Yeah that's how kids work

I’m old, so I don’t understand why people on TikTok make these videos. How are they making money? They aren’t sponsored, right? Is it really just for clout and that’s it? I don’t get it

​​@@mariecarie1 Companies pay Tiktok to advertise their product (either between videos or in the shop) and then Tiktok uses some of that money to pay certain creators (you need a certain amount of followers to apply to earn money) The logic is that if there weren't creators on Tiktok that brought people in, there wouldn't be as many people to watch the ads, so they pay the creators to have more people see ads. (But yes, many people also do it just for attention)

they are trying to artifically create a viral "freakout" clip which goes viral on titkok if it looks real and then get millions of views/directed to their youtube im guessing for ad monetization@@mariecarie1

cool story bro, I bet you probably have no GF at all haha

@@grandmaLilithbro what..

REAL underrated comment smh

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

💀

the most tactical of dads

Military grade Danny

tactical stroller

Tactical father He’s Matt black and has a keychain

Did he keep the stroller?

this is SO real

Underrated comment lmao

I heard that even the Craigs are!

​@@Wh0gaminyes

heck yess

Greg is a family never forget

yes !!

Here's hoping he doesn't get the Squishy bones! Would be terrible if his bones were squishy!

I read the comments before watching the video and thought this was an inside joke to him being pregnant

@@The_White yeah lol

@@memoryl3ne6 what do u mean? u r correct..Danny was Gregnant and gave birth to lil Danny!

Have u stopped vaping.😅

That’s so sweet! I wish the best for you and your family :)

This is niiiice. You guys are both super dads! Keep it up

i j realized ur the first person to even mention laura n how having a baby can be really dangerous for a mom…lol shows how much people don’t care but i’m glad they’re all good.

LMAO THE EDIT

never forget

The conjunction is real

The most unsurprising yet still disappointing crossover on the internet 😅

@@JBC352this made me chuckle

NO WAY 😱😱😱

It's the natural progression of the internet

feeback loop of * News says [x] thing is happening when it is not * Instagram, YT Shorts, and Tiktok make fake shorts based off fake issue * News, Talk Shows, etc use the shorts as evidence * Repeat 💀💀💀💀💀

Tiktok pushes whatever you engage with though, mines is all art and the gays 😅

@@RioRav which is how these echo chambers get created

​@@maxwashere. if you think LGBT spaces are echo chambers, you've never been to one, we don't seem to agree about anything 😂

a lot of people also specifically villianize women because they know men will leave awful comments and increase engagement. i literally saw a dj duo do 10 different videos where they had an actress pretend to hate their music on the first date, or pretend to be annoyed with them. every single comment section was filled with awful comments about her and women in general, not appreciating men or being stick-in-the-muds (not even Karens, like these actresses would just be looking off to the side and the text on screen would be like "i can't believe he played his music on the first date").

i kinda love that honestly like gatekeepingyuri. why fall for the manufactured ragebait designed to divide when u could just have them kiss

@@mayapapaya1915of course, we hate children

He sent you a baby?!

@@StrudlAnimationshe sent me a baby with squishy bones

​@@sillygtwoah the baby he sent me was defective 😔

@@sillygtwoah he sent me squishy bones how the hell you got a baby with that order? 💀

No, gay people and POC receive very real, very unnecessary hate every single day.

sadly people are just very gullible

​fr. Especially if the videos confirm their biases. The become happy to buy into it

Exactly, videos like these just make queer and poc lives harder for no reason other than clout :///

don’t forget misogyny

I pushed my grandma into oncoming traffic after watching it

​@Random-sk6hm love it! ❤ love it! ❤ love it! ❤ love it! ❤️ love it! ❤️ love it!❤ love it!❤ love it!❤

​@@Random-sk6hmwhat a coinky dink! I did too! She's taking a nap now, i wonder when she'll wake up? Has your grandma woke up yet?

@@patriciapeters7604 She probably would've but luckily I turned off her life support machine cos it kept making an annoying beeping sound so now she can sleep peacefully

Making more humans is immoral as they will die

Man he just did it like any other super greg. He divided. He literally split in half and made a little baby boy, like Normal

Yeah from Vine to UKposts is how long ive been watching him! welcome back Greg

He went from Danny Gonzalez to Daddy Gonzalez

fr it’s so farmer’s market

​@@StephanieLorenGlmaoooo funniest reply

*bizarre

Haha thanks!

@@Random-sk6hm why did you say thanks?

@@sunnydayzz0 hah! Thanks!

@@AceToSpace haha thanks! 😄

@@amanitaaldaine Haha thanks!

Great idea felixgrayrussel

@@Tummybunny You're not that silly

He's not even a little silly@@LDAR

​@@chemplay866you people are so mean. That is the silliest guy I've ever seen

nuh uh@@chuckleheadgigglepants8374

i’m like 99% sure he wouldn’t name his kid greg but imagine how funny it would be if he did

If Danny was your favorite UKpostsr growing up then you are still growing up lol

I’m 21 I started watching him at like 14

That made no sense.

​@@grandmaLilith he looks young. Thats the compliment.

@@doratheexplorerwillfindyousee that makes sense, not what what said above

There was a whole row of empty seats on the plane between the cameraperson and the "too big" tussle. Crazy coincidence

Exactly this. Whenever I see any kind of fake Karen/freakout video, or a clip of someone getting attacked, one of my first thoughts is "wait, why would someone know to start filming this moment in the first place??" If somenoe really wants to fake a video and make it look convincing, they should pick up the action midstream.

@@6thwilbury2331 exactly- AND THE PEOPLE GETTING MAD IN THE (completely real) VIDEOS NEVER LOOK AT THE CAMERA OR ACKNOWLEDGE IT- like it’s right in your face- how are you not going to notice that HAHAH

I thought you were talking about Danny's vids at first 💀

@@6thwilbury2331idk man everyone records constantly nowadays even when a argument just barely begins because they tryina catch something before it starts. Like all the actual real videos of natural disasters and footage caught of a car exploding or someone getting attacked or killed ALSO make you wonder how someone even caught it on camera or knew to record at that very moment before the thing happened and every single one of those videos have been confirmed real for over thirty years. Even back before smart phones or even cell phones period. Like in the 80’s and 90’s -someone had to have a giant camera on their shoulder and record at the right moment and still somehow caught something amazing by accident.

Fr it will never stop sounding abysmal

Why would they do that? When they can ignore it all and keep all of their big bucks and probably waste it

Exactly, crazy to hear even "more reasonable" people defend tipping system when it's designed to disadvantage workers and make them fight with people who probably earn just as much

​@@cyjanek7818doordash earns $2 the entire delivery unless someone tips. They are not making "just as much" as literally anyone. That's like over $5 below minimum wage.

Dannys reasoning that you don’t need to tip a doctor but you do need to tip a driver is absolutely insane. Why are you subsiding a company that decides to pay its employees an unliveable wage? Where’s the threshold? Why don’t you tip a cashier at the supermarket? Just refuse tipping altogether and make the companies pay what they need to be profitable? You’re literally subsidising capitalism, do you realise how bat sh*t that is?

Can’t believe he just gave birth!

He is even wearing a dad cap XD

10/10 for cable management

Tysm we really appreciate it!

fr i thought he was 16

Do you know what a sixteen year old looks like?

as a high schooler I can confirm Danny looks 16

@@volatiletimes7116yes it looks like Danny

In my country if you tip it's considered really really nice, especially because it's not mandatory. It means the service was so good you want to give money to the person, but since ain't nobody gonna have money to just give away, nobody tips 😅

In our country we don't have tipping culture. But we only tip if the person is good working at our table.

Same In wales but we also make sure our labourers get the pay they deserve so tips aren’t really necessary

@@cherryelle3835 Then you do have a tipping culture?

I truly do wish it was like that over here in the US. But yeah workers whose income relies on tips make less than minimum wage over here. I remember when I was working as a host for a restaurant and made minimum wage, but I was paid more per hour by about double what the waitresses did. They of course made up for it with tips, but if a table didn’t tip it would directly result in loss of income for them. If these workers were paid properly tipping culture would stop being like this, so I hope it happens eventually.

Nahh, I feel like these videos are Incel bait. They always portray a certain trope to have a certain demographic buy into it and engage with the video bc of rage. It doesn’t help those of us who experience societal disadvantages

yeah lmao

idk. faking public outrage harms genuine public disputes by making people disbelieve more to all public outrage they see online. Some public freakouts are actually deserving of public attention and can open worthwhile dialogs. People faking events like that draws attention away from deserving situations and make people more jaded and cynical. Plus shit flows downstream. Those who are going to be hurt the most by the affect of fake outrage bait are the most vulnerable and least visible in society.

Same here as an Asian. I mean i will tip when i have extra money or when i am in a good mood. I paid for the delivery and i didn't cause you any extra trouble so who are you to demand a tip.

thank you ❤

@@idlegameplayer3756who r u?

@@Luvs2spwge-xu6rd danny

@@Luvs2spwge-xu6rdwho r u?

@@Luvs2spwge-xu6rd Danny secret account😱‼️⚠️

butteredlampshade

So true tho

"It is true that baby bones are squishy 👍" - fact approver

Be aware I am not with you

@@ohmygoshitscole good

Ty!

@@Random-sk6hmyour not Danny

@@Adangames805how do we know for sure

@@Hellens.melons cause in s comment it says keep your hair Danny

Thanks!

​@@Random-sk6hmare u Danny?

@@Livvylol42im danny

@@obie18no I’M danny

​@@obie18errmmm thats awkward because IM actually danny

Except for me

Bold of u to assume

@@ohmygoshitscole u are real for that.

i give it a month

@@vampcaffuntil what🤔

Tysm! I appreciate it!

who are you? 😭 @@Random-sk6hm

VAS HAPPNIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

@@oNeAdDiTiOnOnEsUbTrAcTiOn OI OIIIIII

OK IDK IF IT WAS U WHO LIKED IT BUT WHEN I GOT THE NOTIFICATION IT SAID 28 MINUTES AGO

Trueee I do shipt and you get the tip through the app after deliveries are done, but that doesn’t mean you always get a tip 🤷🏻‍♀️ remember to track your miles!!

The driver is objectively in the wrong, there is no argument. A tip is optional, despite what danny delusionally thinks. If you accept a job you look at how much you are guaranteed to get for it, if it's not enough don't do it, don't assume a tip will be added on to make it worth while. It's that kind of thinking that we get legitimate videos of door dashers reacting negatively to not getting a tip, such as throwing their food or deliberately cooling it.

​@@Death-999It's also just not efficient for the doordasher to spitefully take that order back to the store over not getting a tip since the time they waste doing so could be time they could spend making money on another order.

@@devingordon3597 I know, but it's a fake video.

don’t forget with his lemonade mouth!

what about vampire dad?

serial killer vampire mob boss dad. and also he is a hologram.

YESS

Hope those squishy bones get better

WHAT THE SHIT I JUST CHECKED THIS AND I HAVE 565 LIKE WTFFFFF dam ok :/

Thanks!

Thank you so much! Really appreciate your support ❤️

@@Random-sk6hm you are not danny gonzalez

@@thevoid4158that’s Danny’s alt account

true

Youre*

@@FireExoHunter*you’re

@@Anna_96 thanks my bad

now he has a successor to run the channel when danny is old and grey and his bones are all squishy.

​@@Random-sk6hmbro this is kinda cringe we can see you commented over 100 times on this channel. Also Danny is not british💀💀

@@johnysharki5694no fun allowed

big d is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭

Haha thanks!

It’s obvious you’re not Danny 💀

big d? 🤨🤨🤨

big D😭😭😭

Tysm!

How do you know that? You watch him on UKposts, you don’t know him personally I’m genuinely not trying to be a dick so I’m sorry if this comes off rude, I love Danny’s videos and have been watching them for a while but I have no idea what he’s like outside of his online content and neither does anyone who’s only in the audience. Of course I hope he’ll be an amazing dad but I could never just state that he will be

​@alisonpurgatory85 alright buddy your reading to much into it. It's a saying people say to new parents

@@alisonpurgatory85 dude I'm lit js being supportive. It's a normal thing to day to new parents. Your looking to deep into it...? You're weird.

@alisonpurgatory85 it's not that serious bro 💀

kids can have babies…literally at 10 years old. They’re still kids. But teens and 21 yos also have kids like all the time. 😐

GϚs aynayware