funny story. i actually met danny the other day. i tried to say hi to him, but he immediately started to spew shady guru advice and would not stop. eventually he imploded with riches and tik tok clips.

I forgot why Danny would be reading kids books 💀 I thought he was just sitting and enjoying kids books for himself

As a preschool teacher, Sylvester McMonkey McBean is the name drop I have been waiting YEARS for. Thank you, Danny, for making all my dreams eventually come to fruition.

hearing the words “my son” come out of Danny’s mouth just makes me so happy, I’m so glad they’re all doing well, and I’m so proud of Danny for how far he’s come. Congrats Man!!!

my disappointment that this video isn't called "Interesting Filipino Facts" is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Can we all agree Danny is the shadiest guru on the internet

“He’s the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time” is a crazy sentence 💀

watching Danny become more and more of a dad creator is so cute, referencing kid's books and the way he's so aware of his kid, like when he started crying. my heart can't handle it

I think the joke that made me laugh the most was when Danny said “my son started crying in the other room, I don’t think he’s gonna give me 100 dollars”

As someone who is half Filipino, and therefore knows a lot of Filipino facts, I can confirm I am a millionaire.

"this guy is the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time" is the sickest roast lmao

_"I've discovered a way to make $5,000 a day! Instead of doing that, I'm going to teach you how to be my competition!"_ Sounds legit

Danny's son turned out to be greedy AF. Cmon, Danny gave you life, give him $100

danny never fails to get us pregnant

You know what is shadier than these Gurus? The way i got this money.

I love how the guy talking about healthy foods looks like a stiff wind could shut down his entire system

I would love to see Danny go undercover as a guru

Feel bad for people who haven't found the second channel yet. They must think the dreams about Danny were true prophecies

‘Don’t use the microwave. It literally cooks your food’ is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

I was so confused why Danny would discuss Dr. Seuss books & then realised: "oh of course he'd read children books, he can read towards a kid... cuz he has a kid"

Danny youre not shaming people for trying to make money for their families. Youre calling out the people who are trying to take advantage of those people and make money off of them.

I am here to support 100% and pour love out for Danny's commentary turning referential towards Dr Seuss and children's books in general from now on.

As a Dad myself, when you started yelling "Where's my hundred dollars?!" My thoughts went to "Oh no, gonna wake the babay" then to "oh its cool that he gets the house to himself to make his videos" and then the realization that, yes the babay did get woken up... Also, children books slap. Start reading Fox in Sox now, so then when it becomes a challenge your child brings to you, you can rip through that shit faster than Eminem on Rap God.

I really love that danny has already been reading to his baby. my parents started reading to me when my mom was still pregnant with me. I turn 18 in less than two weeks, and my dad reading to me is still a huge comfort for me and can put me to sleep in like 20 minutes. I feel like a lot of people don’t start reading to their kids until theyre toddlers, but toddlers who haven’t been read to usually don’t have the patience to sit and listen. it’s just such a nice thing to start reading to your baby right away

Danny may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

10:10 oh my god im so down with this ♡

it’s so funny you bought up dr seuss because approximately 10 seconds before you said “this is like the sneetches” I (not a parent, haven’t read a dr seuss book in years if not decades) thought “oh this is just like the sneetches” so needless to say, I’m prepared and excited for the children’s book references

I absolutely lost it at "this guys like a Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time"

I can't believe danny's son has already mastered comedic timing. takes after his dad fr

i have to say, the dad vibe suits you and the channel so well, i love the dad era with a kid in other room complaining abt your shenannigans

We will always miss the “this video is over now” song at the end of videos 😭

Danny never fails to be the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of his time

Imagine seeing your tiktok in a Danny Gonzalez video and expecting to be made fun of just for him to call you the Sylvester McMonkey McBean of your time. Truly inspiring.

"One of my videos made me $1200" There's no way he said that with a straight face, he screen records GTA gameplay

10:18 I literally forgot that he is a father now… CONGRATS DANNY EVEN THO ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE THE WEE LAD WAS BORN

Danny never fails to make us shady little gurus

The fact Danny didn't yell at us for thinking it was his 1st channel deeply upsets me

really excited for more star-bellied sneetches references going forwards

I feel like forgetting the lessons of The Sneeches has led to our current tiktok influencer apocalypse.

Danny is being so nice in this video, but this is actually disgusting. I don't understand how UKpostsrs who make actual criticism content or good reviews of movies have to take their content down, but these people are actual thieves and they can make this much money.

U can tell he’s the father when he’s making dr Seuss references with the more obscure literary works and not the grinch

16:14 20 years later, Danny's son finds this video, goes to Danny and gives him a 100 $ . Very wholesome. Of course, considering inflation, 20 years from now, the 100 $ will only be worth like... iunno, 40 $, but hey... it's the thoght that counts.

i love how he just says bye at the end on this cannel instead of talking about other stuff or doing an add read, its just so peaceful

Any time Danny talks about his kid I get discombobulated lmao my brain goes “huh?? He’s like 15 and got a kid???!?” But then I remember, he is actually older than me 😂 can’t wait for Danny and his kid going outside in a couple of decades and people thinking Danny is the son 💀

"Sorry my son was crying in the other room I don't think he's going to give me a 100 dollars."-Danny Gonzales 2023

14:23 WOAHHHH! Oh wait. No. 💀💀

honestly little greg probably will be the most knowledgeable in dr sues books ever 😤😤😤

16:11 it's understandable that he's crying, he's just learned that his dad is broke

Sometimes I wonder if Danny just watches his own videos in his free time

12:00 the guy who tells you to eat healthy has tattoos. Tattoos which are inks, industrial chemicals that he had injected into his skin. Often having heavy metals in them. Smart!

5:11 him talking about how not anyone can make a tiktok combining two videos 😭😭😭 he is NOT special LMAOOOO

honestly the Dr. Seuss reference was based. can't wait for more of the kid book commentary

as a vitamin, I can confirm that every time I get put in a microwave I die it’s hard for us vitamins to survive😔

12:56 I WAS TAKING A SIP OF COKE WHEN HE SAID THAT BRO CAN HE SEE ME??? 😭😭😭

15:59 *the dancers on the subway when they finish dancing*

16:08 “I don’t think he’s gonna give me a hundred dollars 🥲” WAS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME 😭

i for one can't wait to see more little hints about how fatherhood has effected danny. one day he might be making jokes about pureed carrots in little glass jars.

My brother realized in 6th grade he could make really good muffins and that kids would buy them. So he’d make a bunch of muffins over the weekend with my mom and sell them for like a $1 and he nearly got suspended. He coulda been a true muffin guru man. It was actually pretty traumatizing for him he still gets genuinely angry when i call him the muffin man and he’s nearly 40.

12:32 thank you, I needed this joke today. ❤

Thanks for shedding some light on this subject for anyone who remains blissfully unaware of how bad things have gotten! How long are we going to ignore the ACTUAL plummeting value of money? It isn't representative of the amount of physical work done anymore, or the observed effect, so it must be representative of the effect achieved over time... luckily for anyone making money that way, you're spared the full knowledge of your own effect because you can never see the end of it, and all the money you earn feels "too good to be true". If you have no concrete knowledge of the effect of your own work, because it's invisible to you and always in motion, you don't have enough information to know what you are worth. Even if you have a lot of money, well, as demonstrated in the video, even money's worth can be easily debated now. Its worth is, like EVERYTHING else known to physics, relative. It doesn't have a constant worth because literally any amount of work could've been done to acquire it, depending on the person who holds it. So what does it even mean anymore? I guess it'll mean as much as its next transfer: $10 could be 10 stocking stuffers from the dollar store for your 3 year old, a couple of knick knacks from Five Below plus tax, the first meal your family has had together in weeks, or the first meal your family has eaten today. The amount of work done for that $10 could have been anything, even a kid's learned lesson to charge more money before mowing her neighbor's lawn in the sweltering heat. Money's not worthless, THAT'S what allows for confusion, and then it must be worth only what happens in the transfer of it from one person to another. As those people define the work and effect achieved, they define what the money is worth. Cut out the middle man, and then whatever happens between people without the function of money has knowable and observable worth, and people can hopefully start to understand with more certainty what they're made of and what they're worth. Perhaps there's a new definition of "work" to be supported by us, and maybe just some awareness of code's definition of work and the "nature" of async function declaration and promise chains could help us see more clearly how the world ~works~ now.

danny is the only guru i would listen too he is so smart and wise

That Dr Seuss joke is the hardest I’ve laughed out loud in months. I work with kids and that reference cut deep.

Danny going fully dad mode is the most wholesome story arc I could ask for 🥺❤

13:03 lol wait if that guy is a micro celebrity then what does that make Danny? a mini celebrity? 🤔

10:05 the moment Danny realized he is a DAD

Don't see enough Sneetches references these days. Honestly brought a tear to my eye so grateful for Danny healing society one Sneetch at a time.

The way Danny looked away when his son started crying in the other room 🥺 good dad

Thank you, Robert! 🔥

13:42 Filo here, just to add context to this. It's a sad reality in our culture that we crave to be acknowledged by other cultures (most especially by western culture). This is also why whenever someone famous or if someone who has even 1% Filipino heritage goes viral or become famous you'll see comments such as "Pinoy pride 🇵🇭" or the likes. This is also the reason why there's a number of non-Filipino UKpostsrs who would constantly post reacting to anything related to Filipino culture because they know it will do well because when we see anything even if it's just the bare minimum appreciation (even if it's not genuine) for our culture we put those people on a pedestal (especially if they are white). This is also why the beauty standard in our country is very much Eurocentric (e.g. fair skin, high-bridged nose etc).

i JUST sat down to do my math homework, but shadiest gurus on the internet takes priority.

The nutrition guy really said "first thing you gotta do is have enough money to afford organic food only and more expensive kitchen equipment. Second step: you are now jo longer poor because you can afford expensive food."

Okay, but I would watch a video of Danny just making Dr. Seuss references the entire time.

The amount of people straight up admitting they steal content to make money is genuinely mind boggling

Sits down at his desk with his large screens, then pulls out his phone and works on the much smaller screen. Nice. Great. Cool.

I'm so happy you referenced The Sneetches! It's one of my all-time favorite books, even as an adult.

As a filipino, hearing danny say "filipino dollars" made me laugh so hard😭

So happy so many of my fav creators are talking about content theft/plagarism- hbomberguy, jacksfilms, and now danny. Hope real change can come of it but we need the content host institutions to step up!

Thanks Danny! I learned so many interesting Filipino facts from you today.

hhbomber guy’s recent video on plagiarism really opened my eyes on how many internet “creators” are fully just in it for the money, not making content from a creative point of view but rather a marketing one and this video reminded me of that (with the “views/money as a goal” guy especially)

I would literally cry my eyes out if i ever got to meet danny sometimem he is all that me and my dad watch and he has brought me and my father closer than ever thank you danny!

As someone who is also consuming a lot of dr suess for baby reasons, I appreciate the Sylvester McMonkey McBean reference

I love the Dr. Seuss references, keep ‘Em coming

Love you Danny! Happy holidays!

Danny is the ultimate guru

Danny is the guru for how to keep a baby face

I'm so distracted watching these podcast clips because they're obviously just sitting in a room by themselves pretending to be on a podcast and that visual is so funny

Maybe the real Filipino fun facts were the microwaves we trashed along the way

danny making references to children's books now might be the cutest thing of all time

So funny you mentioned The Sneetches! I currently have an untold amount of stars upon my own belly, after my 5 year old chased me down last night and assaulted me with her star stamper. That book takes up a good amount of space in my head, rent free, for whatever reason.

the way i said “what?! what book is that?” and then remembered, as you explained, that you’re a father. absolutely valid. refer all you want, you’re doing amazing!

danny’s vids always make my day

Danny's single strand of loose hair kinda saved my life

"They had bass pro shops upon thars" LMAO that Dr. Seuss throwback was so unexpected

As a filipino, I don't usually hear people talk about filipinos that much. But when I heard "filipino facts" I just laughed in shock cause someone said telling filipino facts will make you rich!

Danny saying “my son” is very heartwarming. 🥰

10:00 when I tell you I cried actual tears from laughing so hard at this 😭

Yo I think Danny is killing it as a dad he looks tired as hell lol

I laughed out loud at the Dr. Seuss comparison

I hate it when people steal my tiktok content and post it with a gameplay clip without giving me credit 😂 so frustrating that they make money from it too without giving the original creator credit. Tiktok see’s nothing wrong with it unfortunately

one interesting philipino fact is that danny has forgotten about being goofier and sillier on the side channel, and he doesn't drink sparkling water anymore