it was also popular with 19th century kids- someone from that community

you can't just say perchance

​@@kai_fatallysapphicTwas within "mayhaps" I theirin found such a long vaunted solution to the echoing conundrum that plagued my waking mind with the most terrible of dreams of what other alternatives doth exist.

@@grimdarkmalarkey5402 I am laughing my buttocks off!

Indeed good sire “lest” is one of my favourite words as one of the cool kids always dripped out in the finest red velvet as my parents were rather rich indeed *laughs in Victorian*

He started off so strong

Lest you leave him alone for it

I always thought that “lest“ meant, or had the function of “ or“. For example, you must eat your vitamins, lest you have scurvy.

@@hopesy12u4 john you strange boy

Like "intervention" in that episode of Always Sunny. By the time Frank uses it at the end it basically just means "timeout."

what

lol

It's Matthew Patrick!

omg youre here

freddy fazbear

this is the funniest comment I've ever read I think

he seemed p grossed out tbh but at the same time i would not release an image of myself spanking me so it's not a possibility for most people...

I would 100% buy official merch of Danny spanking himself. That clip was hilarious.

Well played by Danny 😂

That part was so funny I peed my pants a little

yes

in case you didn’t know and for anyone else who doesn’t know danny gets to pick where the midrolls are inserted; he can put them anywhere he wants, he can put as many as he wants, midrolls are all up to the youtuber who runs the channel

Lol I wasn't watching the timecode and thought the video had ended there

ah, it snapped my nerves

Same. I found that Kroger brand has a couple of new flavors he ought to try on camera. The blue raspberry one is pretty good.

Agreed my bones are getting squishy

My bones have already been stolen from my sleep peralasis demon, Danny.

Do they get squishy at night time?

LMFAO ive been praying for this video of him addressing it 😂😂😂

It was obnoxious :/

@@pap-frhave fun dude

Lmaoo

i'm pm

I dont know what this means but I agree

Yeah that sound about right

So kurtis?

So a person without a mustache?

@@sweetcreature2475 some would put it that way, yes.

Maybe he's got face blindness or something similar?

@@PhoebeTheFairy56 He is literally just joking. Also, plenty of people look like other people, it's weird but it's not new or uncommon.

@@nomoretwitterhandles i never said anything about plenty of people *not* looking like other people

​@@PhoebeTheFairy56 quite the opposite. He knows exactly how he looks like, and he thibks that pic look like him because, i mean, just take a look at the hair, eyes and nose lol.

The Jerma effect

that's an interesting point of view, i never thought of that!

you might have a point, as on his other channel he is by far more serious and reserved

Could be a little goofier with... La Croix

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shit dude you're onto something !

Wait does he have kids??

@@rey_rose_draws Laura's gregnant !

@@limesandlemons1367 Gregspecting

​@@rey_rose_draws Laura gregbirthed

Fr I’m watching this in November after his son was born and I’m so happy for him and Laura😭

All the Gregs go to Greg heaven 🙏

@@sweetiedropsesteam3438 Gregven.... and there we will see our beloved fallen Greg

rip greg

He is a little subreddit boi

And drinks a sparkling water

Oh my god shut up

I commented this same thing and it blew up on another of his videos pfft

Stray Kids everywhere

RIP another one lost

I mean, the community is nice, but a little repetitive. It's usually the 3 same jokes over and over again.

@@NadieSombraro there's a sense of familiarity and comfort that comes with the repetetiveness though

nah. ive been on reddit since 2012. save yourself while you can

dont do it

same it’s mesmerising how perfectly they’re tied

@@shaquilleoatmeal7389 now i gotta look~

I know it's adorbs. 🎀😅

I was looking for someone to say something about this!

Ik

How is it hittin different?

@@divit187 they are having a baby

@@stitchizgay I know that, I'm just confused as to how it changes anything.

SLENDERMAN DANNY SLENDERMAN DANNY

For real 😂

It is me removing the facial features 😈 I will not stop

ngl i chuckled at his comments way more than any of the reddit content he showed hes just a goofy wacky boi

@@lovem7105 you made the subreddit intolerable this month, no hate.

What a time to be alive!

I'm tired, so I thought you said "came for the veins" at first and was. Supremely confused.

@@moonstrifflimestone5493 I mean Danny does have pretty great veins

# _there is nary a doubt, I am the slime king_ #

@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsabut i feel so alone :( will you be my slime queeen?

Also there's a new jarvis video w him!

@@beesbrownies Watched it I loved it.

@@beesbrownies one of the best ones

3 if you count the one with Jarvis

@@beesbrownies you mean there's a new danny gonzalez video with jarvis? wait, who are we talking about?

He keeps showing up in advertisements for an Amazon prime movie and I keep being jumpscared by it

it sounds fake lmao

​@@tarantuIas at this point matpat has enough videos to make a flawless ai voice for him, especially with the way he already sounds 💀

bangin out the tunes

@@thekitkatlizard8661 people have been able to stitch his voice together to create fake videos 💀. if you look up "game theory be like" one will pop up. And he reacted to one once, and it definitely wasent the one that shows up, but it was done weirdly well lol. I can't find it anywhere tho, can't remember where he reacted to it.

Great idea! He should waste money on something that doesn't affect him

​@@doodleBurgersIf they sell merch that's similar to the stuff he sells, he could be losing business. It could also affect his rep if people believe its him and end up with bad quality merch or get scammed.

I found this site when I was looking for his merch site!

@@doodleBurgers How does it not affect him, it's literally plagiarism and scamming while using his identity.

@Yawning Lion 1. It's not scamming or plagiarism 2. He doesn't sell those stickers anyways 3. There are billions of sites like that and wasting time and money to take down one is pointless

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he did that

@@alexanderhamilton00why are you homosexual

i think he has a twin or sum

Is that jimin in your pfp

"...dafuq?"🤨

my rats always smelled like orange blossoms!! it's so interesting how pretty they smell

now i want another me

that’s amazing lol i want to get a rat but my parents don’t want me to cuz they think it’s gross :(

@@timmyturner7997 it's no more or less gross than a hamster, dog, cat, goldfish, or any other pet.

Unfortunately they only live for two ish yearsm I think I'm on my last one for a while because I can't deal with the grief every two to three years. My favorite thing is when you "wrestle" them with your hand they'll bounce around all happy and then run back and wrestle you back. I used to have one that learned how to open her cage and would come sleep on my stomach. Rats are amazing pets. Just wish they lived longer.

Do you have the squishy bones?

hey same! here’s to better days :)

Here's to better days!

@@pap-fr Wow man, it was for Danny not you. So self absorbed

i think you have health issue because of you laughing

danzy golly

diggy gorgonzola is the og

dinklebert gorbachev.

Daniel Gonzaliestal

Derky Gigaloz

we all would

Oh right I didn’t know it was common knowledge that he was preganat 6 months ago haha

right? how could he forget his iconic video with eddie berback!

@@goldenmolelover you ought not to be goofing on me for misspelling Eddi Borback, surely 😆

@@SwimmingInSunlight my apologies, its rude to mock someone for misspelling edde bobeck

He is being a little bit goofy, and being a bit wacky

@@alimousatabets5751 He is indeed in a little goofy and wacky mood

@@GeraldHonkenHitchercould be a little goofier…with La Croix

@@madeegaindraws this is a channel where we can get goofy and abit wacky

derogatory

Because you're emotionally immature?

@@doodleBurgers Jesus Christ

Calm down, someone’s pet died omg, Danny was super respectful about it and I thought that was really sweet

​@@doodleBurgers that's not what emotionally immature means. i would argue that your reply is a better example of being emotionally immature.

@@doodleBurgers ☹️👎

did you mean goofy and wacky

@@CemreA they meant lacroix

no way

wish he was real

even a little silly??

Exactly what I was thinking lmaooo

That seems legit.

@Kendra yeah it's a pretty common tactic for scammers, I don't think many people fall for it though, at least I hope so xD

They sent me money to use for gift cards. I blocked them and bought groceries. I got lucky with a very dumb scammer

@@SmokeyRose damn, that's amazing xD

Omg fellow army 💜 hi

how come?

@@hippyhop33danny hasn’t talked to his kids in 3 years. jk he just has a kid now but i wouldn’t say this aged poorly..?

@@lamibonxd 😭😭 yh i think the wording confused me, i thought they were saying he now has nothing to do with his new kid 😭

please tell me where he said that i’ve been looking for an hour please

😔

lollll

The way he started coughing 💀😭

That killed me 😂

So good😂😂

WUH WUH WUH

Ikr the nails too

Were*

I used to have rats, their grabby little hands are the funniest things. If I handed them a cheerio it looked like they were steering a car lol

He's just a lil guy :(

​@@teasp00ns this gen made my day

agreed

🏳️‍⚧️🎉

What is so based about it?

​​@@kevalyarathore223 Apparently pretending like biology isn't a thing and that sex doesn't exist is "based" despite it erasing what women experience and go through and removing all language to talk about our bodies (but conveniently not anything to do w men) in favor of a man made set of cultural sterotypes that don't accurately or at all describe either sex is "still based"

Nah

YESSSSS Though he probably knew she was pregnant at this point

I just noticed this was 12 days ago. He definitely knew lol

​@@electricelmaha4033 it might be prerecorded

Definitely

Lol you were right

@@littlewolfgirl8707 I SAW!!! definitely buying ✊

😭

Brain blast

It was severely underwhelming

​@@Mushroom_soup0407 tell us more pleaseeeeee

@@banana_365iguess the FaceTime was just a clip of his video looping over and over again. And the funniest thing, is that the call function, isn't even his voice! It's just this random dude

​@@Mushroom_soup0407wait what?!

@@banana_365iguess Ikr???

Dude i just was rewatching the video and i was thinking the same thing lmao