When quests don't require you to save everyone
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3 роки томуYou can't save them all. Literally. I'm not kidding. They just keep respawning in.
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@Joel-Haver 3 роки тому
Love the dialogue choice about being stuck in dialogue. Fantastic job!
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 роки тому
Thanks. That means a lot coming from you.
@comoprevisto8082 2 роки тому
The incredible thing from this is...Joel taught how to do this animation in one of his videos. And now we got more people doing amazing and funny videos!!! good to see this kind of thing in the internet :❤️ Great job Goat! good stuff (+1 subs)!!! and amazing knowledge you are spreading Joel!!!
@kasper7203 2 роки тому
@@Goat-on-a-Stick you should collaborate with Joel.
@Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому
@@kasper7203 I'd love to! It's totally up to him tho =)
@kasper7203 2 роки тому
@Joel Haver collaboration!
@thedarkangelthe2 2 роки тому
The old slave's hidden power is to enslave people in his dialogue cutscenes to those who refuse to free him.
@Sindraug25 2 роки тому
And what's worse, they are unskippable.
@InitialDEARS 2 роки тому
@@Sindraug25 and autosave
@RicardoHipper 2 роки тому
@@Sindraug25 What a wicked combo
@Miitsu222 2 роки тому
He's the true slave driver
@foreng3095 2 роки тому
Reminds me of a certain Borderlands raid boss.
@starcaptainyork 2 роки тому
the old guy shoulda just given him a new quest "Free the old man"
@Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому
_[QUEST ABANDONED: "Free the Old Man"]_
@tattletalestrangler8084 2 роки тому
@@Goat-on-a-Stick nah most rpg players are perfectionists, they will do any quests even if it's involving murdering innocent people
@reacher8042 2 роки тому
@@tattletalestrangler8084 hell yeah, kill anything and everything. Nothing is too high and nothing is too low. Saying this makes me wanna go play skyrim now.
@KingNedya 2 роки тому
@@jackalenterprisesofohio How is that related? Or is there some joke that I'm just missing?
@modarkthemauler 2 роки тому
@@jackalenterprisesofohio "openttd" that might not be a reference to transport tycoon by any chance
@Miitsu222 2 роки тому
**Mashing B to skip dialogue** -"Did you get all of that?" ( No )
@pigpenlordofdirt 2 роки тому
*Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time has entered the chat*
@epicdeadpool8254 2 роки тому
fukkin owl
@wyredaftsquall 2 роки тому
Hootie hoo!
@tortolgawd4481 2 роки тому
@@pigpenlordofdirt I was pressing B so long until I realise I was stuck in a loop for abt 10 mins istg
@pigpenlordofdirt 2 роки тому
@@tortolgawd4481 n64 games didn't have the auto decline option when you press a cancel button, the good old days Doing this on the 10th playthrough makes you feel really stupid lol
@pigpenlordofdirt 2 роки тому
"Please don't do this." I felt that deep down in my unskippable cutscene
@robertharris6092 2 роки тому
Unskippable cutscene right before the tough AF final boss.
@pigpenlordofdirt 2 роки тому
@@robertharris6092 the tough AF final boss that can 3 shot you because you figured you could get by without the side quest endgame armor
@Starannify 2 роки тому
*MR. HIPPO*
@pigpenlordofdirt 2 роки тому
@@Starannify The birds might be dead, Orville.
@h2ojr1 2 роки тому
NPC: **Begins monologue about the trials of the past** [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped] [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped] [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped] [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped] [This Cutscene Cannot be Skipped]
@0KJaye 2 роки тому
Another angle: He can't save him because the quest is already completed, so he can't press & hold "E" to save him because...video games
@zonefrost 2 роки тому
this totally should have been the script instead of him being a careless dick
@berserker5551 2 роки тому
@@zonefrost I mean why save a random stranger for no reward?
@joshuavar4678 2 роки тому
@@berserker5551 Cause… it’s the right thing to do?
@davada123 2 роки тому
@@joshuavar4678 right and wrong mean very little in the context of the fate of an npc in a video game.
@riks081 2 роки тому
@@joshuavar4678 yes the line of code will certainly appreciate that.
@lemonemmi 2 роки тому
"Aren't you going to free me?" "I can't. After 5 prisoners the chains aren't interactable anymore. I wouldn't count on the next hero to save you either, you have the absolute worst spawn point."
@selalewow Рік тому
LOL I was just about to post this. Glad I scrolled down. They should have put something about that in the video.
@kyuubinaruto17 3 місяці тому
@@selalewow Then it would be a completely different video. Your way is saying he can't save him even if he wants to. The video is saying he COULD save him, but is choosing not to because he already fulfilled the quest limit.
@ActionPackedJack 2 роки тому
"Haver the slavedriver" Really wearing your inspiration on your sleeve :D
@Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому
Yup! Also at the end of the Galsia video! I also hid a reference to one of Joel's videos in my speedrunners video ;)
@wswitters 2 роки тому
Zeema eh, Mission to Zyxx fan also by chance?
@Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому
@@wswitters Is that where I heard it from? Maybe 🤔
@tomf4122 2 роки тому
@@wswitters now we just need a beano animation
@wswitters 2 роки тому
@@tomf4122 Beano know
@thaias9654 2 роки тому
If the adventurer won’t free him, then he’s trapping the adventurer with him!
@STOCKHOLM07 2 роки тому
If I go down I'm taking you with me!
@donwanna3906 2 роки тому
I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
@matthewbreytenbach4483 2 роки тому
Dormammu I've come to bargain!
@5MadMovieMakers 3 роки тому
Does he just avoid walking past this guy altogether on his second playthrough
@Goat-on-a-Stick 3 роки тому
He skips the quest entirely next time. I assure you.
@ElValuador 2 роки тому
This guy’s got nothing on Preston Garvey.
@henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому
he could avoid the whole dialogue by freeing him instead.
@georgespurlock5547 2 роки тому
@@henrypaleveda7760 yea right. I smell an escort quest followed by gathering healing herbs from a backpack in his burnt up village..
@dingodash4096 2 роки тому
My guess is that he's gonna reload the last save and then kill this guy from the distance.
@hossdelgado626 2 роки тому
The fact that the npc realizes his true power, and uses it for revenge. Amazing XD
@couchmaster3773 2 роки тому
0:55 Holy hell this was perfect lol
@Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому
I'm proud of how well that came out!
@dakotaneumann1259 2 роки тому
@@Goat-on-a-Stick for a moment, it felt like a high budget art piece! The guy’s reaction to seeing his demon master’s heart still beating outside his body, and how his skin changed color a bit.. was amazing!
@02ninjaman 2 роки тому
that was genius of the NPC to get him stuck there with him, now they both will suffer.
@henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому
it's as though when the old man realized what was going on (being in a game) he decided to hold the guy there for as long as possible and I find that wonderful
@hondaaccord1399 2 роки тому
Monika from DDLC took a couple rough turns...
@CHloE748 2 роки тому
Yeah..that’s the joke..
@medexamtoolsdotcom 2 роки тому
the other guy should have just said "ok I'll free you jesus christ I get it you win." and then when he got out of the dialogue, he would have run off without freeing him.
@trezapoioiuy 2 роки тому
Can you let me go? Yeah, but you go first.
@homerman76 2 роки тому
@@trezapoioiuy *Unskippable cutscene initiated: You free the old man who proceeds to spend 30 more minutes thanking you to drive the point home*
@USSResolute 2 роки тому
"I've got people to save...other people to save..." Sounds like real life to me.
@medexamtoolsdotcom 2 роки тому
Specifically like the cops in real life in why they don't give a shit about your case when you need something. Of course "other people to save" in their case means speeding tickets to issue.
@Culex51 2 роки тому
LMAO "OTHER people to save". Damn, that was so cold I had to put a coat on.
@Darmouthable 2 роки тому
The guy can't even cut the chains because he's stuck in a dialogue
@endlessboardgame985 2 роки тому
Ten hours of unskippable exposition. The ultimate revenge! That should be in a game someday.
@Bramswarr 2 роки тому
Pretty sure Vinny played some Mario mods which included infinite text, sometimes even finite text that was only like 100 lines... slowly... passing... by...
@user-vm5pv6ex4r 2 роки тому
Lisa
@awesomehazimex7410 2 роки тому
@@user-vm5pv6ex4r not a text per se but a loooooooooooooooooooooooong climb with the "ultimate" reward
@user-vm5pv6ex4r 2 роки тому
@@awesomehazimex7410 there is also bold mustache guy, who will talk you to eternity with his wife story :)
@xxxsnippzzxxx9355 2 роки тому
There’s a mock Borderlands 2 quest for that
@goncalocarneiro3043 2 роки тому
Didn't wanna free him, huh? Well you got what your friggin' deserved!
@SirBladewind 2 роки тому
I love how you reference Joel Haver by saying "Haver the slave driver"
@BknMoonStudios 2 роки тому
Dude, these animations are amazing and hilarious. I laughed out loud when the slave started monologue to buy time and the player just looked down defeated.
@jimjimsauce 2 роки тому
i got it as the player just turned off the game and the guy looking down was symbolizing him as “off”
@mrari3776 2 роки тому
hits him with his sword -"never should have come here"
@kitkatboard 2 роки тому
*invicible NPC* "ffs"
@PeteTheGrouch 2 роки тому
@@kitkatboard That's why you never leave home without your "Kill essential NPCs" mod.
@agostonpitlik8045 2 роки тому
@@PeteTheGrouch The game which crashes when essential features are messed with: *Are you sure about that?*
@PeteTheGrouch 2 роки тому
@@agostonpitlik8045 **finishes main questline** Guess what, Mr "essential" character... you are now redundant.
@agostonpitlik8045 2 роки тому
@@PeteTheGrouch New quest 60 levels later which is necessary for the ending and needs the npc: *This is where the fun (begins)--->ends.*
@Queltamas Рік тому
"Save at least 4 of the 10 kidnapped children" "Ok, I saved exactly 4 children" "Where are the others?" "Still in their cages, I only needed to save 4" "Adventurer!"
@Proxicus 9 місяців тому
Yep, it's a far cry from perfection. 😥
@rijiin_dagoat 2 роки тому
"do you know a place where sailors hangout?" I love the shenmue reference lol
@monteirogames7717 2 роки тому
I knew it lmao
@JeroenHoningh 2 роки тому
wanted to comment the same but first searched the comments to see if somebody else beat me.
@KandiMan 2 роки тому
Did anyone less than the age of 30 get this reference?
@tacotaco1239 2 роки тому
The sheer terror on his face while looking at the heart is amazing.
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 роки тому
This is when you get a side quest that's part of a dlc you don't own and it pops up asking you to buy it to continue.
@wormfood83 2 роки тому
I loathe that.
@stoneth_maloneth3279 2 роки тому
I’m looking at you borderlands 3
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 роки тому
@@stoneth_maloneth3279 I was thinking dragon age but yes that too
@riks081 2 роки тому
Was that DA Inquisition? I never finished that or borderlands 3 although i did play DAO and 2 i don't remember 2 that well. I missed that, i can't believe they actually did that haha, i thought you must have been talking about an MMO or something.
@wormfood83 2 роки тому
@@riks081 If you got DAO before they added any of the DLCs, that's exactly what happened. Nowadays they only sell the ultimate editions that has everything from the get go.
@ButtercoreFTW 2 роки тому
"Shoot Wrex" should have chosen that option
@ZeeNastee 2 роки тому
That's the one character you never kill
@danielarcher4060 2 роки тому
That's the one option you never take 😂
@dankertester 2 роки тому
DONT you ever shoot Wrex!!!
@biggy742 2 роки тому
Kill jester
@noahmendoza8548 2 роки тому
I did it on my first ever play through. Kept the save all 3 games because I like just running whatever I choose the first time around. Then saw all the wrex compilations on UKposts and I was like “bro wtf I can’t believe the game just let me kill this guy he’s awesome lol”
@JoshuaKennedy321 2 роки тому
Ooooh, that was a clever twist. I was starting to think "okay, you told the joke, now this is just dragging on pointlessly" and was just about to criticize your timing, then he says "I'm stuck in dialogue." MIND BLOWN
@cenciende9401 Рік тому
You sound like a sad and bitter person to jump to criticising so quickly.
@wulftea Рік тому
wow man have you any humor?
@MalucoDaBomba 2 роки тому
I just loved the "Shoot Wrex" option at 2:06, made me relive some memories from Mass Effect
@bluezebra2759 2 роки тому
Why I love fallout, "I'm bored of this dialog", *turns and just walks away*
@Orange_Swirl 2 роки тому
I never noticed how useful that was until you mentioned it.
@rebbekahcannons9805 2 роки тому
No tin fallout 3 or nv you were stuck in face to face dialogues
@BasedAstraea 2 роки тому
@@rebbekahcannons9805 could still press esc
@rebbekahcannons9805 2 роки тому
@@BasedAstraea Not on console, no esc key lol
@JohnSluggice 2 роки тому
I always felt bad about the remaining enslaved npcs in mmorpgs when i'd met my quest requirement and couldn't keep going
@Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому
Me too!
@mn-hn8nz 2 роки тому
2:08 "Do you know a place where sailors hang out?" I think i've heard that exact phrase on shenmue...
@StormflameMW 2 роки тому
Well, he should have just freed him. One simple click would have spared him that long dialogue. Revenge of the NPC :D
@xelloskaczor5051 2 роки тому
Go install an mmo and try saving extra of anything I will wait.
@crowsenpai5625 2 роки тому
No, The click option was removed because the quest was already completed.
@jasonblanchfield4780 2 роки тому
He would not even be able to talk. Since he can he can......
@xelloskaczor5051 2 роки тому
@Taramafor Haikido try swtor. Well its not rly an mmo anymore. But man is acting good
@yeetwchybaban 2 роки тому
@@xelloskaczor5051 ok
@kongab2025 Рік тому
The way his soul was completely crushed as the video ends, perfection
@Thescott16 Рік тому
Love the old man learning he IS actually holding the adventurer prisoner, and then takes full advantage of it.
@happyspandex 2 роки тому
If he hasn't been there already, get this man on Adult Swim.
@chaosdark4123 Рік тому
Imagine an AI good enough to actually have this dialogue with the player
@BlackMetalGraffiti 2 роки тому
0:50 Hahahahahah!! Man that look on the slaves face with the music is so perfect dude lmao. I literally rewatched that scene like 6 times it’s friggin gold.
@Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому
Thanks! That was fun to make and I'm proud of how it came out!
@TyPhenirW0LF 2 роки тому
I love NPCs realizing the player can't escape conversation with them and holding them hostage until the player agrees to help them...
@aneurysm234 2 роки тому
I like how every time I come across one of these videos, I can find Joel in the comments cheering them on and pointing out his favourite things they did. What a genuinely great guy.
@drakkenmensch 2 роки тому
"Some other guy doing the same quest will get you within three to five minutes at most. There were several other players waiting to kill the slaver demon when he respawns."
@majormelon8855 2 роки тому
I didn't even realize this wasn't a Joel animation, excellent work (
@POINTS2 2 роки тому
That beating heart was great, really unexpected! Love the dialog, "Got people to save... Not you... Other people"
@patrickmaloney5818 2 роки тому
2:07 Shenmue PTSD trying to find sailors
@GoingtoHecq 2 роки тому
Sounds like he's gonna keep you there until you free him
@vizthex 2 роки тому
literally me in that one mission in Whiteboard Wars: Chopraider. got that was a great flash game.
@realdragon 4 місяці тому
"So slave driver is dead" "Yea but he will respawn in like 10 minutes"
@BrandonAEnglish Рік тому
I thought he was going to try freeing him only to realize he couldn't because he'd already fulfilled his quest.
@AyratHungryStudent Рік тому
I usually go to pee or get some tea during these unskippable interactions. Also, I was expecting the old man to turn into a demon or reveal some secret shortcut to the main quest. Like no one listens to him usually, so it's like an easter egg.
@VFXking 3 роки тому
This channel have a lot of potential :)
@Hyde_Hill 2 роки тому
That would be a creative "punishment" for players not saving everyone when they are only required to save some.
@YorkJonhson 2 роки тому
Brilliant. His reaction to the heart killed me.
@paulmacmahon7777 2 роки тому
And a lovely little Shenmue reference in the dialog choices! Great work man!
@meowistforlife 2 роки тому
Glad I wasn’t alone
@GourMeta 3 роки тому
Great video, man! Looks awesome. Loved the back and forth camera angles! and the end where it pans away from the dialogue was hilarious haha :)
@tone2gone 2 роки тому
I love this video man, you mastered your master’s signature style pretty good
@kenjioda96 2 роки тому
A new sub. Love your content. Impeccable comedic timing. The glitched NPC videos is what sold me
@deborahorlando2288 3 роки тому
Wow that was awesome! You did a great job with animation and voice for a first attempt! Thumbs up!👍
@nextgen101 2 роки тому
"Shoot Wrex" 😆 Subbed.
@wettyfop9898 3 місяці тому
Simply brilliant! ❤
@austinwatts1845 2 роки тому
"*Shoot Wrex*" Ahh yes the correct choice
@Aqua_Bargus 3 роки тому
This is really good.
@robmangeri777 Рік тому
Well… if the option to rescue the old man is no longer active since the quest is complete the old man might just kill them both with a never ending monologue 🤔
@fatlacesthedon 2 роки тому
"So you're just going to let me rot here?" "...yeah😕"
@robertwilson7532 2 роки тому
Thanks for making me smile and chuckle this evening. Best
@kuhndj67 2 роки тому
So now I'm going to be on the lookout for games that notice when you only do the bare minimum to satisfy the quests and then nerf your speedrun with unskippable exposition. ;-) (because I'd ABSOLUTELY do that if I was making a game)
@RedDawnJensen 2 роки тому
Was expecting a verbatim actment of the 'dickwolves' comic but this is good too
@capellamidlight 2 роки тому
Was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else was going to bring that up because that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this video, lol.
@andrewtmcnamara 2 роки тому
I too have been searching for dickwolves
@ShogunRyuusha 2 роки тому
The heart literally bends time and space and turns people insane and he's just carrying it on his hip.
@KrepsyK 2 роки тому
These gaming animations are perfectly accurate and pure gold
@tacohell8645 2 роки тому
This is a trip when you are high
@hobowithabass4034 2 роки тому
Speed runners of Halo CE kill all the marines you were supposed to save on the 2nd chapter😂
@matthewmyers7411 3 роки тому
Awesome! Look forward to more.
@DanVille1000 2 роки тому
I love how they move in the animation, it’s so funny.
@donovanrose9870 2 роки тому
Yeah in Morrowind I went through entire quest lines by just killing the person I was supposed to go talk to and I’d get promoted after just because I was a high level.
@Renulph 3 роки тому
Neat! Make more.
@goatgoat0 3 роки тому
Will do 👍
@medexamtoolsdotcom 2 роки тому
Props to the old guy for getting his revenge any way he can at least.
@inclebnito 2 роки тому
Bummer. I finished all of them. Thanks for all your time and effort on these. Really enjoyed them.
@dadkljnowayay9060 2 роки тому
Me: Mom, can we get Joel Haver? Mom: We have Joel Haver at home Joel Haver at home: ^^^
@d0pomein 3 роки тому
You gonna be stuck in that dialogue for a goods minute. Been there. His quest only gives you faction too.... What a jip
@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx 2 роки тому
You know this dialogue is optional right? If you free him right away withouth talking to him or when he First Ask you can Skip It ALL, And If you do It for every prisoner you gain some info that unlock the way to a cool armor
@nickburkhardt7419 2 роки тому
He’s trying so hard to be worth saving man that was all perfect
@Alluvian567 2 роки тому
These are all great. This is still my favorite I think.
@TakeaSwigBro 2 роки тому
Why does it feel like I’m watching that old ass Ice Age MTG commercial? This artstyle makes me anxious lmao
@ninten90z70 2 роки тому
Alternative Title: When Character Dialogue is Written by J.R.R. Tolkien
@daanisch 2 роки тому
Must be book no#314 of the "TLDR" pile, right?
@JakHart 2 роки тому
Yeah, so this was awesome. Totes thought I was clicking on a Haver video. Well worth the click. Subscribed, and now binging shall commence.
@mymorningjacket3436 2 роки тому
The way he started pleading please don't do this always gets me lmao.
@bermireyes4193 2 роки тому
[Shoot wrex]
@hatinghighschool 2 роки тому
You've fought Haver, the slave driver?
@carterclover1167 2 роки тому
Such a great scene from literally game like this
@KiithNaabal 2 роки тому
I loved how the NPC tried to sucker him in on the dialoge. He should have offered him a quest!
@lukewilliams5924 2 роки тому
How do you not have like 1M subs
@KandiMan 2 роки тому
The originator of the style does
@lastraven7205 2 роки тому
Should of given him a new quest
@Batlas 2 роки тому
Insta subscription. The old man keeping the dialog box going indefinitely was such a beautiful twist
@ignignxkt 2 роки тому
"If I go down I'm taking you with me!" Slippy: "Nooooooooooooo!"
@nOT_sURE08 2 роки тому
Perfect representation of how it is impossible to ever become immersed in video games again because game mechanics are so repetitive, monotonous and cliché.
@carterclover1167 2 роки тому
A great scene from literally every game like this
@huemanporson9954 2 роки тому
That was just some comedic karma. He’s taking the adventure down along with him.
@cookies23z 2 роки тому
He got his revenge, and as soon as he was done talking the hero took his heart put of his chest
@pedrobreve4777 2 роки тому
This animation style is so tripy! Love it
@emrfish6 2 роки тому
This deserves more views. Well done friend.
@timjor7731 2 роки тому
The ultimate revenge against a player, unskippable dialogue.
@idisappointmydad3115 2 роки тому
“I’ve got his heart right here.” Yeah I think I’ll stay right here
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