*puts on cowboy hat and camo* "I look racist" -Kurtis Conner

I can't believe he just brushed over buying that cowboy table so casually.

Kurtis, you're not sticking out by being a city boy, you're sticking out because you're the only person in Bass Pro Shops wearing a face mask

NO FUCKING WAYYYYY 26:33 i listened to that a year ago, because my friend send it to me on Spotify. I was CONVINCED that was a true country music. I’m from Poland so I had no idea what country music is, so that’s all I knew

can i just say that "like a worm on my daddy's fish boat, you've got me hooked and my breath is bated/baited" is unironically country song BARS

Male country singers: "I love beer and my dog and my truck" Female country singers: "I think I'm gonna kill my husband..." Kurtis: "I love you but now I love your brother..."

“how are we supposed to start a family…. if we ain’t family?! 😡😡” is still the FUNNIEST

Fun fact: I’m from Europe and was on a trip around the United States and our guide INSISTED we had to go to the Bass Bro Shop, so thanks to her that store was one of my first introductions to America

I love how he gave us a bisexual country anthem

When he said “how will we start a family if we’re not family” :,(

blood related is unironically a certified bop🤠

Country people are so interesting to me. I'm Filipino-Chinese and would go back and forth between the Philippines and China growing up. Our version of "country" people are basically just people who live outside urbanized cities. They live in [rural] provinces, grow up in farms, embrace a simpler way of living, are more traditional, and yes of course many of them marry their cousins and second cousins because of how small their population density is... But most of the "country people" where I'm from are also from lower income groups and are often deprived of basic government services, access to quality education, etc. Being "country" isn't a flex where I'm from. Most of them want to move to the city because life is just much better here. City people often pity "country" people here lol. It's crazy that American country people are so different. It's like a completely different universe. First time for me to hear about somebody who's actually proud of growing up in a farm.

ah yes, the three genders, country girl, country boy, and country memes

“holy shit I look racist” this is my favorite video you’ve done. just full of GOLD lines

How did I never notice Kurtis puts something on his chest for the "Don't touch my truck" skit holy shit

The absolute shock and trauma Kurtis went through after leaving that country shop is the funniest part of this video

“Dude I look racist” I’ve never heard something more accurate

he got in the passengers seat because he lets jesus take the wheel obviously

My best friend is a country girl and that song talking about "the daggum heat" is one of her favorites 💀 and she skins and hunts deer and wear camo all the time and all that, and for Christmas she got a FREAKING GUTTING KIT. AND LIKED IT. She's a great person but kind of a psychopath 😭 If you couldn't tell we're opposites, I've been considering being vegan

I keep coming back to this video because of his reaction to the beer opening. He looked panicked and horrified one second and the next he looks so accomplished and proud.

Makes a whole skit about getting into the passenger side and doesn’t realize that the front camera is inverted on tiktok

I cannot believe Kurtis made a bisexual cowboy anthem

"What if country boys actually talked like that?" As a native Southerner, I can honestly say that I know at least three people in my friend group that do.

I grew up on a farm, but never considered myself a country boy. I was into shitty pop punk and skateboarding. It was always the suburban kids that wore plaid shirts tucked into their massive belt buckles and topped it off with a cowboy hat. They loved to talk about how “country” they were and they’d kick my ass. They wanted to be cowboys so bad. The funny part was they probably couldn’t remember the last time they saw a cow in real life, when I had to get up 2 hours before school and shovel shit for an hour and a half.

it's all fun and games until you realize Kurtis actually has the vocal range to be in Wallows

Kurtis: "why did he get in the passenger side?". Obviously to just sit in his truck and think about crazy shit.

I’m from Oklahoma and met the country boy with the rainbow truck!!!! He was at OKC PRIDE in 2019. He was sweet and took pictures with everybody who asked for one! Refreshing to meet him but most Oklahomans are still bigots :) which is why I left! LOL

Blood Related is genuinely A Certified Banger. It’s all the good parts of country music without the sexism/objectification that makes me hate mainstream country music

I'm glad they refer to that girl as "the farmer's daughter." I, too, like to refer to women exclusively by what man they belong to.

This is me when kurtis missed the perfect opportunity to say “the stables have turned” 😐

“(A list of what country boys like) and bud light” Oh how that aged so terribly.

Jacob's awkward mustache just completes that entire music video. 💗 Country folk absolutely get a bad rap, a lot of it deserved (hi, Appalachian born and raised in the Deep South 👋) but a lot of it is definitely not deserved. There are a LOT of wonderful country folk.

"Dude, I like, look racist" -Kurtis Conner 2020

my grandmother was a 3rd gen dairy farmer and therefore a certified country girl, I remember her once telling me and my siblings that you could always tell a real country boy from a fake, (or as she called, a city slicker) by the way they wore their boots, untucked was real because sand couldn't get in your boots that way, me and my siblings always thought that was the funniest thing because who would ever fake being a country boy lol, but when it zoomed in on his tucked in boots i couldn't stop laughing, rip grandma

I’m Texan and this shit hits me right in the giggle-dick 😂😂 love it! You are and honorary country boy❤🎉

i am eerily enraged that kurtis isn't addressing the absolute TONKA TRUCK these country boys are carrying GYAAATTTT

Bisexual Cowboy Finds Love: The Song

Ok but why is none talking about how he married the girl’s brother? This song’s a bi anthem.

As a City girl who moved to the Countryside, it's like hell. Maybe it's the place we moved to, but everyone here is insensitive, homophobic, and fake. At first, they were sticking to me like leeches, but then i ran out of stuff to show and give them, they left and started to completely ignore the shit out of me. I've never felt so alone until now. (And yes almost everyone here are related 💀💀) (I'm also related to them, basically my distant cousins.)

the amount of effort that went into this single video 🤯 absolutely insane, kurtis you are a KING

“a country boy would’ve just called his golden retriever to lick up the beer” that is so accurate that’s something my grandpa would do

“he looks like if papa john wasn’t bit by the radioactive pizza” apparently i am unfamiliar with papa john’s origin story

7:22 kurtis the guy used the front camera so it flipped the image

Kurtis, I know this was posted a long time ago, but I just needed to tell you that my best friend and I say that you look like a y'allternative boy. Thank you

“What’s your favorite song.” “We’re not blood related.” “Pardon?” We’re not blood related!”

“just smoke cigarettes” -Kurtis Conner, 2020

I'm watching this as a semi-country, Tennesseean man, that dips, drives an old beat-up truck and grew up in the middle of the woods. I find this whole video hilarious! All of the stuff he talks about is so common in the town I grew up in😅😂

22:50 I come from a pretty country family, and I swear THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE HEARD THAT SONG OMG. That stuff just passes as normal music here lol

hes taking about the country boys huge baloobies but did he not notice his absolute CAKE????

"I married your brother so we could be blood-related" Uhh country Kurtis I don't think you understand how DNA works

Genuinely love ‘Not-blood related’. Easily the best country song and music video.

Kurtis’ little laugh when making that one tiktok was nice to hear omg it was just so happy!! Always a joy to see one of my fav youtubers having fun while making content.

My brother's a certified country boy and he shivered when you put your jeans in your boots But he confirmed that you likely wrote the first pro-gay country song

“You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” RIP Kurtis 😔

Not the pants in the boots 😭

Genuinely one of the best, most relatable song I've ever heard. Sitting here with my cousin in my truck listening to this. True love comes from the strangest of places.

“How are supposed to start a family if we ain’t family” 😭😹

"how are we supposed to start a family, if we aint family" *bars*

Wow, Kurtis is a man of many talents; a stand-up comic, a UKpostsr, a news anchor, AND the entire Government system!

I quote the "don't touch my truck" quote everyday. It became a very big part of my vocabulary and i make many people confused but i just can't help it

"I look racist" is the most iconic line from this video

Kurtis: *perfect southern accent* Also Kurtis: "why does everyone think im American?!?"

I was very much not expecting that ending song but I am living for it.

OMG CLASSY DISNEY TABLE AT 15:20

I’m glad that “except for that one time” is a staple of the intro now

alternate video title: kurtis finally embracing his true self

I've watched this video so many times 😂. I literally start cracking up now whenever I think "don't touch my truck". Don't even get me started with "balance baby" 🤣🤣🤣.

6:00 3 years later and that "Arby's. Get Fucked." line still gets me

Friendly reminder: we don't know the exact location of Kurtistown. Maybe we are ALL country folks and we just never knew it.

Kurtis’ leg the day after filming the cowboy tiktok with the two beers: 🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😂 And I'm not even from the USA but I love your country people immensely oh my god I can't even express it

One of your best videos man. 🔥🔥

As someone who grew up in a very "country" rural area, this is HYSTERICAL to see how umcomfortable he is

the most unrealistic thing about this video is that kurtis's song isn't already on the top of the country radio charts

Such a beautiful song. Still brings tears to my eyes to this very day ❤

I'm still listening to this song, hands down the best melody that ever graced my Alabamian ears

“She’s the yee to my yee.” That’s beautiful.

If Kurtis ever forgets the “except for that one time” he’s gonna get cancelled again

blood related unironically went so hard

I showed my bf your videos and it got a genuine laugh outta him. I don’t know if I’m more proud of you or me

When my brother was a teenager he was a closeted trump supporting country boy but now that he's an adult he's a bisexual banker

that line "how we supposed to start a family if we ain't family?" daggum...i cried kurtis :( stay strong brother

"I will continue to dress like the Mad Hatter.... HEHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"

My husband and I could not stop laughing while having dinner! Youre hilarious

“You’re the yee to my yee” best song lyrics EVER no cap

"you got me hooked and my breath is bated" is too good of a line to be in this satirical ass song

i unironically love this song so much

This is Kurtis at his best. Jokes scripted and unscripted, lil tangents, a SONG!! So good

dude between this and indoor boyfriend Kurtis is proving that he actually deserves to be in wallows

Ringing in the new year with this video while cleaning. Happy New Year! Can’t believe it’s finally 2024. This year was slow and fast at the same time.

I recently watched one of your videos where you mentioned that you were once charting with a country song - i love that i now know where it came from

As a country person myself i have two critiques: 1. Tuck the button down 2. Jeans over the boots

I never realized his doorknobs were hexegonal.

I was not expecting the ending of the song but Im here for it

Growing up with country music, I recognized more of the country song lyrics than I’d like to (which, as of now, is 1 1/2)

"we're not blood related" had me laughing so hard my wife-sister came in to ask what was wrong

damn i’m really gonna miss kurtis’s hexagon doorknobs

Added the song to my spotify playlist. Thank you.

this makes my top 5 best yt vids of all time list

bisexual cowboy representation