Definitely

Oh that makes sense

I still feel cheated

#jordysants

It's a hashtag now :D

don't forget about the lamp

As someone who is only 30 seconds into the video, this comment has me both apprehensive and intensely craving knowledge

no he forgot the extra greeting. anything but golden.

And its his birthdayyyayshdb-

People will be too upset about the extra greeting to notice anything.

cucumbers dont rule the world

@@cinderthesansfangirl3574 but what if they do?

cucumbers are cringe ngl

cucumbers are nasty, sorry man

i was looking for this commets

I've watched this video about 100 times and it still gets me😭

I CACKLED

its so fucking funny every time

@@beebop5040I seen this video too many times

c:

"We're her girlfriend, you stupid dick waffle." @Jordy

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING THAT

The music in the background, I can't 😂

gsap o

E

I actually read that term somewhere and when Kurtis brought it up, I was like "I'm pretty sure that exists." but I didn't know that it means like that.

That’s sad

If your embarrassed to be around them why even be with them. That’s fucked upppp

That's the saddest definition I've ever heard

@@vernahassenfeldt2015 usually the reason is sex. Or you're really invested in the belief that only you recognize their true beauty and you're more interested in keeping them to yourself than being proud of them in public

c:

:>

FR SAAAAME

Same

Too bad. Fuck theater kids I bet you're a cool one tho

FOR REAL

Real

HBOMB Scantling needs a duet I think

Wait but what if it rains and shit

indoor boyfriend really won with this quarantine tho

Homeboy must stink.

@@Kitkat-vj1yu *it's ok tho because she likes the extra spice*

some girl an extra greeting was to only thing stable in my life

I kept replaying the beginning thinking it was gonna happen but it never did

I was about to go look, I thought I had gone insane and missed it!

This is unacceptable!!! Kurtis explain yourself

I really want to like this but I can't mess up the number

fr omg. Kurtis was like "omg wouldn't it suck to stay inside and never leave your house?!" and I felt like I had just been slapped across my fucking face because that's literally my dream life! 💀

the fact that you can actually say this after living through the lockdowns 😭😭

How quickly people forget the past

Sapphired Up i went and rewatched the middle smirk about five times it took me tf out 😂

adidas-uchiha SAME

That really sent me💀💀

5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51

omg that was so funny

He is to old now, to do extra greetings.

@@canuzzi You never too old to do extra greetings.

@@exosproudmamabear558 Exactly. Kurtistown is a place of comfort. The extra greeting shows that Kurtis cares about us.

Don’t worry, I’m sure the apology video will come out soon.

@@sabshilli7002 He will bring what the citizens want. He always does.

I found the only person who actually answered his question instead of complaining about the forgotten extra greeting

SAAAAME

Do you think we’ll get an extra extra greeting in the next video?

T Dawg hopefully 😥

Fucking asshole

Also has a lamp now

KURTIS!!!!!!! I WAS PROMISED NOT ONE BUT 2 GREETINGS I HAVE NOT GROTE

I can't even enjoy the video with no greeting

FOLKS

His extra greeting are so goo it so sad

You guys really care about the greeting? Yawn, just get the funny stuff

@T Dawg 👏

Krutis Lmao

Krutis

You took that joke from the Baby Geniuses video too seriously. *”words I forgot* my nickname would be Krut.”

Krutis? Krut it out!

Who's krutis??

Oml didn't even notice oop-

We need and extra extra greeting next time

I knew something was off!!!!!!!!

Kurtis reading this comment like: fu-

We need an apology video

“My indoor boyfriend got out, killed the local wild life, and got ran over”

Ayla Gooding lets be honest you can just say he is the indoors

Don’t forget dancer (2:21)

@@emoboy42069 And The Teacher Spoke…, You DID NOT Get Left Behind if that is what you think is happening at this time for if you actually could conceptualize THE WORD, then you would know the word BIBLE means Biblical that Means Book of Books, and it is just one of many LIES and DECEPTIONS and False Narratives your FREE MASON Preachers have fed you, and if you continue to walk down this land of the missing thinking this is the Punishment of G.O.D., then you will never take your right to Think for Your Self, Believe in Your Self, and you surely shall lose your Right to Exist as you have Lost The RIGHT to raise even your own children with THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I have the Holy Water Spirit, and I still walk among you and S.A.T.A.N. was the EDISON that we have just Destroyed, yet the L.U.C.I.F.E.R. that would the The Devil 1.0 where SATAN was The Devil 2.0, and in that` you must help WE THE PEOPLE, and Human Souls that remain too take out all “5G Eugenics” Weapons of Mass Surveillance, and Mass Motorization Mechanization known as HYPNOTISM by the TV MEDIA MATRIX where once we take over all “Television Shows” and UKposts Type Channels then all people will know we live in this Celestial Sphere Dual Flat Earth of Heaven and Hell right here in PURGATORY “always trapped” in this ETERNAL MOMENT as Celestial Beings in these Flesh and Blood and Bones TEMPORARY Temporal Corporeal Mortal Body TEMPLE Avatars!!!! Moreover, we are The New Wine Skins known as Pak-Toe “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and we WILL NOT put up with any more Racka from you OLD WINE SKINS, or your old ways of this SLAVE MASTER Mentality where you think you own something when it actually owns you cause you think you can not live without it, be it a Person, a Planet that does not exist, or pieces of METALS and GEM STONES that grown in the Fucking Ground!!!! Worthless has been your whole way of life, and if I Christ Jesus RETURNED wanted to judge you, then you would not WALK among “we the people” be you a FREE MASON Lodge member or not!!! Do not think because I am respectful that I do not know YOUR Crimes and Treachery and SEDITION to our Human Souls, Spirits, and Symbiots, and I do not FORGIVE YOU for that, nor will I ever forget all your protection of them that do YOUNG TRANNY SEX Websites and Human Trafficking FORCED SLAVE LABOR, but now that THE BOOK OF NONMASON - THE BOOK OF PUZZLES - THE BOOK OF RIDDLES shows “what” every Eastern Star, Jobs Daughters, Rainbow Girls, DEMOLAY and Shriners are all about, you will never be safe to hurt and harm and hit……., and get away with it anymore as long as THE SOCIETY OF NONMASON walk among “WE ARE” the Human Hearts of this Realm and all others… The Book of EXODICE!!! videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/the-reason-there-are-no-people-is-cause-the-edison-has-been-powered-down-you-are-not-a-hologram_Fb3NYf5mS4uU7UW.html THE PEOPLE ARE {ALL MISSING} CAUSE WE BLEW UP THE EDISON MACHINE OF FORCED “Slave Labor” TECHNOLOGY In Santa Barbara CALIFORNIA USA!!! The Society of nonmason~ [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++

what the fuck.

🥺😭😭😭

“I’m not changing for shit” why you lying Kurtis. I might prioritise my role as Greg.

And you have to be nice because it's the law

day = ruined, heart = shattered 💔💔💔

feeling kinda scammed rn...

Valid

420 likes hell yeah

I feel like i always read the comments before I finish the video and get so confused haha

Reading this before seeing the video is... quite a trip

🥴🥵 thiqq nyah

I thought that’s what it was until today even though I watched this for so long

I was bi but now I think I’m les 🥲👍

You never considered that maybe his sister's best friend was a dude?

@@perperperpen gay rights bff 🏳️‍🌈

@@evilsentient_ai ???

I subscribed for nothing! My life is a lie!

😭😖😣😢🤬💔

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Elevator Girl I was wondering

BUT WE GOT A SONG

He forgot the other one too :'(

Bro I didn't even realize what has the world come to

I subscribed for Nothing huh

But that indoor boyfriend song made it all worth while :)

Legit the only reason I subbed, 0/10 unsubbed

Jackie PT this spells ska

Ants do be kinda thicc tho

I low key be fucking with them serial killers tho

Ants are so thick doe 😳👌

What about that ant from bug’s life he’s kinda cute

remember when #kurtisisoverparty was trending on twitter LMAOOOOO

@@nadsvol6 whyyy?

@@leoniemuller2096 Watch his video on him getting cancelled. He made an apology tweet for not saying the extra greeting to mock other UKpostsr apologies but a ton of people didn't even read it and tried to cancel him anyways lol.

@@amandab722 WHAT?

@@luizearaujo5844 he quit doing the extra greeting because he didn’t want to be branded by it

The coveted middle smirk = • • V

That was so fucking funny

. . |

*=v=*

Minnie Mouse but worse ^

Me-2020

I'm a simple man.. I see timothee chalamet on a comment, I press like

The fact that kurtis conner stans timothee chalamet has made my day, week, month and entire year tbh

A bit weird, but I clicked on this comment because of Timothee Chamlet because I saw him in a WEBTOON comments page. I have no idea who the hell he is doe.

He is for Tha Street🥱🗣❗️

I thought I was the only one who thought that 😂

Or the outdoor boyfriend is a pullout master

@@welikerosafloyd That's why the girlfriend goes outside so much

He gets the dog shed

The diaper stays ON

I knew it was familiar

Lmao

I thought he's the barbie

r/rareinsults

Haha

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS CAPTION WTF

*Donkey noises* I just died

VJHBCFBKBHJDFSCUK

I’m okay with that Edit: I mean I might be doing that

The girls are like: 🤰😫🥵

Life is depressing without Curtis' extra greetings

execution

Phew. It's not just me

Oh God oh no the existential dread!! It's creeping in oh no! Kurtis please!

I too was missing my extra greeting :,(

I too cannot bear the pain. It is ok brother, silly Kurtis was just distracted by the ants.

it's because he turned on the lamp

it is over for us we have been disowned

The video was so good he thought we wouldn’t notice but oh ho ho was he ever wrong

I was about to cry

ONG SAME 😭

Why is there no comments 😂 now there’s one

Jordy stole mam gorll. If you have seen her, she is 2cm long and is thikkk. 😭😪

Fellas, if your girl is a member of the genus Linepithema humile, that’s not your girl. She’s Jordy’s

Wait....females ants have 2 private parts-? Holy shit-

@@iatemycat5320 he meant antenna prolly

The song was literally beautiful we need a whole album

Lol what a weird thing to say. I love it

HaRrY pAttA dId yA pUt yA NaMe in tHe gOblEt of fAyaaAAH?- CALMLY

@@hobijooh7397 *calmly*

Ho!ding pitchforks and torches while patiently waiting for a reasonable answer.

I agree completely

@Isabella Batka calmly 👹👹

i think the intros are just going to be different now. he said a few videos ago he was tired of saying the extra greeting thing

I’m crying. I needed that extra greeting.

Mackenzie Kruger thank you for your extra greeting :’)

:(

julia no no no that can’t happen

hhoodiezz he sleeps in the doghouse😭

belong to the streets 😳

*Plays Parks and Rec intro*

All homeless people are not allowed inside

😔

*sad noises*

#Kurtisconnorisoverparttwo

Peggy Schuler um, i was the 4000th like

No I’m Dirty Dan your name makes it seem like you’re denying being the extra greeting it’s kinda funny 😂

This dent me into orbit

I paused the video and laughed for five mins 😭🤣

your name is very creative

I'm sorry, I am THAT person but... whose*

I was caught off guard when he sang that

True

It's the insex side of titkok

Ikr

he Said furries and cosplayers?? Those are not straight %100

i love how it’s now gay tiktok and straight tiktok that’s so funny to me for some reason

😂 🤣lol

YES LMAO

ok but why was the song actually BOMB 😭😭😭 it lowkey slapped

That dude with the shoulders.... physically repulsed me, i was already a lesbian you didnt have to convince me.

Outdoor boyfriend now feels the pain of being the indoor boyfriend Coming soon to cinemas

@@sultanarazia7082 and/or tiktok pov

😎

500th like

He cries, his face smushed against the window.

YES this comment is underrated

1000th like

Stoooopppppp

Lmaooo

Oh my god..

Omg I though I was the only one who saw it

Yes we are all a lemon demon hive mind that thinks about indoor boyfriends.

@@BiscuitBlocker can confirm, i AM an indoor boyfriend :)

the anthem of the quarantine

And that's the tea

I so want him to make it available

Okay.

gold

Wait whennnn

Lmfao

I gotchu fam... 11:48

This really be the input for Geese's Raging Srorm tho

Is that the cha cha slide

oooh ir already sounds more interesting than those dumb povs

outside bf and indoor bf are on opposite sides of the window, almost pressing their hands together. only a piece of glass separates their love. i love it already.

I’d watch it

i dont know if like a better story would be that the indoor boyfriend is genuinely trapped/locked inside bc the s/o is insane or like the indoor boyfriend has like an autoimmune disorder and will die if they get any kind of sickness so he has to stay inside for his health lmao

Lily That souds so cute ngl

Molly Western THANK YOU - only came to Kurtistown to get my frickin extra greeting bro

Thank you, I'm glad SOMEONE cares

Oh fuck thanks my guy

Oh yes thank you

Ah thanks, I left it at home-

but imagine how tired we are of it

Shit, you just reminded me that I have to go make sure my outdoor boyfriend has a mask and hand sanitizer.

Amelia but imagine how tired WE ARE OF IT

@@am-zj4mq And The Teacher Spoke…, You DID NOT Get Left Behind if that is what you think is happening at this time for if you actually could conceptualize THE WORD, then you would know the word BIBLE means Biblical that Means Book of Books, and it is just one of many LIES and DECEPTIONS and False Narratives your FREE MASON Preachers have fed you, and if you continue to walk down this land of the missing thinking this is the Punishment of G.O.D., then you will never take your right to Think for Your Self, Believe in Your Self, and you surely shall lose your Right to Exist as you have Lost The RIGHT to raise even your own children with THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I have the Holy Water Spirit, and I still walk among you and S.A.T.A.N. was the EDISON that we have just Destroyed, yet the L.U.C.I.F.E.R. that would the The Devil 1.0 where SATAN was The Devil 2.0, and in that` you must help WE THE PEOPLE, and Human Souls that remain too take out all “5G Eugenics” Weapons of Mass Surveillance, and Mass Motorization Mechanization known as HYPNOTISM by the TV MEDIA MATRIX where once we take over all “Television Shows” and UKposts Type Channels then all people will know we live in this Celestial Sphere Dual Flat Earth of Heaven and Hell right here in PURGATORY “always trapped” in this ETERNAL MOMENT as Celestial Beings in these Flesh and Blood and Bones TEMPORARY Temporal Corporeal Mortal Body TEMPLE Avatars!!!! Moreover, we are The New Wine Skins known as Pak-Toe “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and we WILL NOT put up with any more Racka from you OLD WINE SKINS, or your old ways of this SLAVE MASTER Mentality where you think you own something when it actually owns you cause you think you can not live without it, be it a Person, a Planet that does not exist, or pieces of METALS and GEM STONES that grown in the Fucking Ground!!!! Worthless has been your whole way of life, and if I Christ Jesus RETURNED wanted to judge you, then you would not WALK among “we the people” be you a FREE MASON Lodge member or not!!! Do not think because I am respectful that I do not know YOUR Crimes and Treachery and SEDITION to our Human Souls, Spirits, and Symbiots, and I do not FORGIVE YOU for that, nor will I ever forget all your protection of them that do YOUNG TRANNY SEX Websites and Human Trafficking FORCED SLAVE LABOR, but now that THE BOOK OF NONMASON - THE BOOK OF PUZZLES - THE BOOK OF RIDDLES shows “what” every Eastern Star, Jobs Daughters, Rainbow Girls, DEMOLAY and Shriners are all about, you will never be safe to hurt and harm and hit……., and get away with it anymore as long as THE SOCIETY OF NONMASON walk among “WE ARE” the Human Hearts of this Realm and all others… The Book of EXODICE!!! videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/the-reason-there-are-no-people-is-cause-the-edison-has-been-powered-down-you-are-not-a-hologram_Fb3NYf5mS4uU7UW.html THE PEOPLE ARE {ALL MISSING} CAUSE WE BLEW UP THE EDISON MACHINE OF FORCED “Slave Labor” TECHNOLOGY In Santa Barbara CALIFORNIA USA!!! The Society of nonmason~ [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++

@@thewriteinpresident Your rant full of criticism and shaming is already confusing enough, then to see you have porn on your channel banner... ._.

get his ass

it freaked me out when i first saw

He was just so excited for his birthday

??? what happend?

Joy BEnard Excited about his birthday and introducing his lamp

wait who drew what

@@hoshik0 I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME I MEANT TO COMMENT THIS ON ANOTHER VIDEO 😭😭

@@hoshik0 I was referring to the tiktok where the kurtis tags someone who accidentally drew him (it’s posted on UKposts too)

@@icecreamsundd THIS HAPPENED TO ME

@@sparklycinnabunz LMAO

His personality adds to it!

It’s a human,

Between Alabama and zoophilia,

Yeeyee

@@buzzfeedhater I prefer Alabama over beastiality

because then they'd be blood related

Wah

That really hurted me doe

That kinda hurted me a little

*UNSUBSCRIBE*

We better get a double extra greeting next video

I wheezed so loud my parents are seriously concerned

ikr i cholked-

Lord what u guys do when u find something funny lol Kurtin: BABY YOU ARE A FIREWORK These doods: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@@kulkidz7843 I wish I could be like you

@@kulkidz7843 it's funny tho

aaaaAAHHFHH

That's the joke-

*******thEATRE lol jk

@Lotasaur like an actual one though not a fake one. like I'm in shows.

@@roseo4498 fake one? you mean like people who like """"basic""""" shows?