"Some of you spotted that loophole far quicker than she did" It cracks me up the way he pauses for that.

Love the title. He knows it's iconic. He doesn't need to tell you anything more than "it's the duck bit".

He genuinely didnt finish a single sentence, brilliant.

I was honestly expecting a real life duck at the end.

I love how he smiles at the "Quackers!" at the end. He's so proud of himself

It's amazing that his friend didn't even notice the loophole in what she said when she said "No more tiny ducks" and when she said that he could have one duck. As soon as I saw that she said one duck, I was just sat there like "Oh my god, he's gonna buy a giant inflatable duck that'll fill the bathroom..."

everyone in the audience went out afterwards and bought as many tiny ducks as they could afford

This fits Lucifer so well.

Now that's comedy, I don't care how many times I've seen it, gotta love the ducks 🐥🐥

Now this is a good example of chaotic Good

PEOPLE THAT OWE ME MONEY (FOR DRUGS) (THAT I SOLD THEM) Too subtle.

The "a bit" in all lowercase is hilarious to me because he intended it to be lowercase and that's funny to me for some reason.

Someone hid loads of tiny ducks around my college. It became a school wide game to find them and rehide them. Some of the teachers started to collect then in their offices, but other teachers would just return them to the students so the game continued!

My bf has an insane collection of tiny bathroom ducks and you just gave me a bunch of ideas LOL

Oh, the duck cult is a masterpiece.

I swear James has THE best timing of any comedian ever. The way he seamlessly connects his sentences with his visuals is absolutely perfect.

Imagine making something that's so iconic that you can upload it as "the duck bit" and everybody knows what it is

The initial upload got banned for being too duckcist for the censors in charge.

Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel...

James is just Loki messing with his adopted mother

The fact that you keep finding loop holes is amazing. Hundreds of ducks “No more tiny ducks” Three bigger ducks “No more ducks” “Can I have one more?” “One” ONE GIANT DUCK THAT TOOK UP THE WHOLE BATHROOM

No matter how many times I've seen this, I still bust out laughing

For a person who's pfp is a giant rubber duck, I have watched this several times and continue to love it every time

James: You have my word... Everyone: Ok, what did you do this time?

Sir. James, You are now gaining fame amongst the Hazbin Hotel Fans for this bit. thank you for your unwitting contribution. Sincerely, A fellow enjoyer of chaos.

Hey James, I wanted to let you know that I and my family are fans of yours. I showed mom your imprisoned cat video last night, complete with the cameo add at the end. We then went to cameo and the price for your services didn't look too bad to her. What you would really enjoy, I think, is my mom really loved this skit here with the ducks. So when we saw your "Merchandise for Christmas" video, we were very interested in the shirts. Well, by the time we got to ordering the shirts you were out and we were sad. Well, then you came out with them again and, without my mom finding out you had em again, I ordered her one and gave it to her for mother's day. She was so happy and excited to receive that shirt. In fact, that mothers day is in her top two of favorite mothers days she's had. She also has a ton of ducks now that sit in the bathroom. Hers are all colors and designs though. She still buys ducks when she finds new ones she doesn't have yet. Thank you for doing what you do. You've been a blessing to us.

When my family found this bit a few years ago, we found it absolutely hilarious, so much so that we snuck a few hundred tiny rubber ducks into my brother's wedding. He and his wife thought it was great, we put them around his wedding cake and all around the reception tables. They bought a house, and when we went into the guest bathroom, it was decked out in duckies. This has served to be an awesome bit in our lives, thanks James Veitch!

What I love about his comedy style is that he is able to so perfectly not finish sentences in a way that we all know exactly what he means, but it still comes off as if he’s nervous/unsure/hesitant. It’s a tough line to walk, and he NAILS it!

This entire thing kills me, but I absolutely lose it every time the giant ducks show up. Then the "Can I have one duck in the bathroom?" part, you know exactly what's going to happen at this part but it's the perfect punchline to this fantastic setup.

This guy is a classic incarnate

I genuinely would love to hear from Freya herself about how she felt living with him lol

What makes this even funnier is that this is the he's not trolling a scam artist or obnoxious person (at least, from what we saw) like his other trolling videos. He just decided to mess with his roomate for no reason.

“I got more” That always gets me more than it should

Why Lilith Left Lucifer xD

I love the end .. "can I have just one duck for the bathroom?" "ONE" " :) " And you know what's coming .. you're not sure how it's possible but .. James, this is one of the funniest things ever.

Where is the Hazbin Hotel fandom?

I DID IT. I LEGIT DID THIS AT MY SCHOOL WITH DUCKS

And thus, my cousin and her family descended upon my aunt's house with a box of one thousand tiny ducks from China. Said aunt was away on a cruise, and the cousin was house-sitting.

Lucifer: 👍

This is like what my friend did to her neighbor with gnomes in her garden... She moved them little by little everyday closer and closer to her front steps .

2:40 This part is pretty accurate to the movie considering that both ducks could totally fit on the raft.

I love your humour ! Doesn’t matter how many times I watch it !!

If someday James decide to give out autographs, I would pay to have it on a tiny duck

Can someone do a hazbin Hotel Lucifer animated fit for this

This bit started an intern joke with my siblings and now 3 years later i own 84 rubberducks, it's amazing! Edit: Holy smokes that's a lot of likes, thanks guys ^^

Fellow duck buyers, share your tales of merriment (and sometimes woe) this video has caused! I’ll start: So, after watching this video, the first thing I did was go out and buy like a half a dozen yellow, and half a dozen colored... and then put them around the house. It was so effective, when my sister went to america, she returned with a rubber duck for me... ... Mum, meanwhile, banished them to my room. So I’ve set aside a shelf specifically for ducks. Just did some spring cleaning, and managed to clean out some extra shelves... The newest shipment should be in soon. :)

This guy got sent to hell not cause he did anything wrong but cause Lucifer wanted to hang with him

James on physics class be like: quarkers

A reminder that you either loved or hated having James as a roommate during 2020 lockdown

Who in their right mind just disliked this 2 minutes after it was posted?

Whenever I feel sad I just watch this again. No matter how many times I've watched it, it's still hilarious

Music overview: @2:30 - Titanic ducks: @3:09 - Marching ducks: "O Fortuna" (Orff's Carmina Burana) @4:21 - Three big ducks: "Va, pensiero" (Chorus of the Hebrew Slaves - Giuseppe Verdi: Nabucco) (Thanks to Adam Liske) @5:19 - Biggest duck: "Zadok the Priest" (Händel's Coronation Anthem No. 1) Together we can fin out!

I will never get over how short James looks in this bit.

The bit with the ducks - incredible title! I love this video I've seen it a million times.

When you've been laughing for 6 minutes straight, then look over to realize the dog is staring at you like you've gone completely insane. In my defense, he does that often though, I'm sure it means nothing.

I love how he didn't really get a crowd reaction with the ducks as ghosts for Halloween, so he just paused an extra long time with ducks with TP on them because it's hilarious.

Wth I literally just watched a bunch of duck videos and now this! It's like I summoned the duck lord

god i watched and forgot about this video years ago but immediately after watching hazbin hotel i realized how coded this is for lucifer & lilith. the real reason they divorced. you can’t tell me it’s not canon idc.

“I staged Nuremburg in the bath”

A couple of my friends and I got inspired by this video, so we bought over 1000 tiny pink ducks, which we hid all over our high school. It was great ;)

Ok I’m currently at 4:11 and he said “ok no more tiny ducks” and I’m currently thinking “oh god he’s bringing in the big ducks”

I clicked this knowing exactly what it is, and am glad to have rewatched it.

When I'm depressed, I just watch this video again. It's still amusing no matter how many times I watch it. James Veitch - one of the greatest comedians of all time.

"I staged Nuremberg in the bath."

James, we need to talk about you being the next doctor on Doctor Who. 😁

This thing is the best video I've ever watched. It's the 10th time I'm watching it, the re-upload is exactly the excuse I needed.

I think one of the cleverest parts of this is they way we are drawn in at 1:38 with "but I don't have any toileteries" because the visual image of the ducks is so dramatic that we suspend disbelief. Of course he has toileteries - even if it's only toothpaste, but our eyes over-rule us with the ducks. He never even says "ducks", he instead says "I just filled mine with as many as I could" and lets our mind do the rest. There was likely no Flatmate Freyer either. It's an absolutely brilliant piece of writing, construction and presentation. Genius work James thank you. I laugh so much whenever i watch it.

This sketch was done just for that single line "quackers" Admit it xD

"Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" - Arthur Weasley

This man is brilliant. Love the humor, and would love him as a roommate. James you are funny af.

This is genuinely one of my all-time favorite bits of all comedians I've ever seen.

I dunno why, but I always love how he says "one two three four five- six bags of flour" at 0:35

Guessing the ducks asked UKposts to remove it?

Some person: ONE duck This Guy: oh I see u just want ONE ok, one

“I staged Nuremberg in the bath.”

Some "artist" years ago, as a joke, put a giant duck the size of a big boat in a European city harbor. It got a lot of photos taken of it. Thanks.

I"m going to be honest, last year because of this vid I covered my mom's house in little painted rubber ducks as a mother's day gift. I started with one out in the open that had a note attached to it "Hey, you found me, congrats, go find my family, there's 100 of us". She really loved the ducks. Thanks for the inspiration

I think I would have adored watching the little ducks’ “adventures” every day. :D

I wish i knew the music that was playing starting from 3:11 because it fits so well with all the ducks lining up. This is a really good bit and i always love watching the duck part over and over again.

Never will this get old!

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me the inspiration to prank my newlywed friends with 50 tiny ducks in their getaway car. The bride's brother helped me place them, and it may take a while for them to find them all. 😂

Every time I see this in my feed I watch it. Over 50 times at least. Kinda addicted now. Just like a dealer, the first duck is free

When I saw this for the first time, i thought this response to the ONE duck was gonna be a REAL duck swimming in the bathtub

If he gets snow where he lives and has the same roommates, he needs "McLows The Original SnowBuddy Snowball Kit" in the duck shape. I also want one. The Facebook ad shows people making little ducky armies outside with it--lawns, cars, curbs, parking machines, etc.

Legendary masterpiece of a twisted mind! Thank you for reuploading this brilliant show.

I'll gladly re-watch this again anytime.

That "hooray" at 1:35 has me dead 😂

It’s just so good. I can’t stop laughing. The buildup. The loopholes. Quackers! 💛

This always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I watch it.

This is my favourite thing ever!!! I always show my new friends this because it's hilarious!!! ❤️❤️❤️

The amount of time I’ve watched this and still haven’t stopped laughing

This is just absolutely quackers!

i love this. i was sent this bc my discord pfp was a duck. greatest thing ever

“No more tiny ducks” yes I got that loop hole immediately 😂😂😂

holy crap how did she not spot that loophole 😭

I keep coming back to not be able to stop myself laughing

The real reason Lilith left. I love Lucifer so much!

The "You're insane." "Quackers" bit gets me everytime. LOL

I'm ded! Just came from a Hazbin Hotel animatic using this audio!