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Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me in my pajamas: 👁👄👁

Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me in a hospital gown: “I’ll let the hospital know you approve”

The "🦋🦋🦋Butterfly's between my thighs" got me😂😂😂😂😂

I'm a male and understood about 98% of this, probably mainly because I have 3 sisters. Thank you Kris and keep doing what you love

kris be like: you girls are all so dirty also kris: instantly understands every single one

As not only a boy, but a tall boy, I was deeply confused by how much joy it brought me to be called a short queen.

The “Drinking, eating, suckin-“ really got me..🤣

Bro I blushed so hard when she said that my outfit looked good today because today is the first day I’m wear one of my boyfriends hoodies and I love it

I recently learned the pillow between the knees feels so much better because it actively helps keep your hips in alignment by preventing your legs from causing any strain on them. Like if you’re laying on your left, your right leg’s weight is applying pressure to your hip, and vice versa for laying on your right. The pillow keeps your “upper” leg parallel and elevated just enough to remove that problem. Something the chiropractor taught me and it’s definitely helped!

“Shelly we have to call the police. This woman is doing parkour and talking to herself. She’s going to kill us in our sleep.” Got me dying 🤣

I love how Kris always compliments her viewers even if she might be having a bad day 😊

“Your outfit looks cute as hell today” Not me in a hippo onesie, nope not at all 😂

Thank you Kris for complementing me literally every time you film. Not a lot of UKpostsrs actually do this. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

I was reading through the comments and it warms my heart so much to see men in there as well enjoying all of this

The girls in my 2nd period were (for some reason) comparing makeup supplies bc they're cheerleaders, and this dude was holding one of the girl's eyelash curlers, and she said (fake name) Girl: "Race give me the eye lash curler!" Race: "the what???" Girl: "THE SCISSORS!!!!" Race: "oohhhhhhhhh here u go" Girl: (a tad pissed) "thank you!" it was one of the funniest things i have ever witnessed.

Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me chilling with just shorts on: “Not really an outfit... but thanks?”

"I feel so bad for the short girls now... short QUEENS!" 💖I'm crying. How can some people NOT like Kris? She literally makes life worth living

Kris:your outfit looks cute as hell to day. me: covered in dog and cat hair in my pjs

Props to Kris for the “Racons” and the scene from Holy Grail 😂😂😂❤ fugg I love you!

as a guy who was raised by predominantly women I understood so much of this and I can't stop laughing😂😂😂 I'm sending this straight to my mom she'd love this

Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!" Me: wearing pajamas while wrapping myself in a blanket, this state is known as "the angle of depression" Imma get out of my comfort zone, bc you Kris made my day < 3 thank you ever so much ❤❤ (Edit): OMG THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH GUYS FOR THE 1K LIKES, I LOVE YOU LOTS 😍 ❤ 💕 💗 💖 ♥

When you said the thing about rubber bands in the hair and how they used to pull, I had a flashback to a friend of mine who used to use binder clips to hold her hair back. I have no idea what happened when she pulled them out. But I have a feeling it wasn't good.

Ok, I can't be the only one who absolutely loves Kris's voice like it's so, so perfect ESPECIALLY when she doesn't try ❤❤❤❤

Kris is the kind of person to always try to make people's day, despite if her day isn't as good as she makes ours. 😀

"If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church." With anyone of these tik toks and I got all of them the pillow between the knees has helped my hips a lot

"Is there a monster under my bed?" Voice under bed: "No" "Understood."

6:34 when it comes to this, I wholeheartedly agree with that, it starts for shits and giggles then it becomes like a “ok now I gotta see when’s my birthday” then it evolves into “gotta see if it works through the memes and validation” from there 😂 I do this to see if my best friend and I will stay best friends forever ♾️

I love that Kris includes Jay in these and makes sure he is known. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone include their editors in their videos this much :)

The "secret" use of a Shower Head to women is as "secret" as the conspicuous lotion dispenser on the man's bedside counter.

Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me literally with a blanket on my head: atleast you approve

'"And in the morning! You can propably amputate your arm... and not feel it" LMAO

Kris: “Your outfit looks cute as hell today.” 🥰 Me: *only wearing boxers* Oh, well thank you for noticing. It’s not much. I just kinda threw it on. 🤣

The fact that i am a girl and didn’t understand a good 80% of these 😂

Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me in a oversized shark shirt and hot pink shorts: "Thank you, I was thinking about changing my shorts."

Kris saying your outfit looks great was the confidence i needed (I've spent the past hour trying to decide if i actually looked good in my outfit)

Kris: “…i’m loving your outfit today…” Me: **Watches while in the shower**

“Your outfit looks cute as hell today” *Me in a literal narwhal onesie*

“Your outfit looks cute today!” Me in a my melody onesie: 🥺☺️ well thank you.

dude, avacado cuts are a landmark of life.... my left thumb is still missing feeling along the outermost edge from mine!!

The fact that I'm only wearing a oversized hoodie with nothing else on and Kris is like: "you're outfit is cute as hell" is just wholesome to me. Love you Kris!♥

I am a guy, I did love this but understood very little of it. So you ladies do a very good job of hiding these little secrets.

only been following your channel a few weeks by now, only found this now but its hilarious as .... thanks for the good laughs. you're making people laugh even a year later ;) greetings from good ol germany

I love you sm, kris! You’re so sweet and kind and funny you bring me so much joy! :D

the fact that she compliments us every video, does youtube, has another job, makes videos alot, and so much more is just amazing.

Kris is literally the best, nicest, prettiest, and funniest. She must be protected at all costs. Thank you Kris, for always brightening our day. ❤️

ilysm kris, u got me with the down and out shit 🤣🤣

Kris you make me laugh so much. Thank you for being you ❤

Kris always looks so pretty, but today she looks drop dead gorgeous! I spend 3 hours getting ready for a pageant and I don't look that pretty. And the fact that she takes the time and effort to compliment us every single time she sits down to film is incredible and unique. She is my one-stop therapist. She should be an inspiration for all content creators. I don't think y'all know how much time and effort she must spend on every video and script. She truly is not appreciated enough so... THANK YOU KRIS AND JAY!!! Y'all do so much for so many people and everyone should like the video, subscribe, and turn on notifications for the queen of comedy👑

As a guy, none of this is secret nor sacred when you've grown up with a sister or cousin with no shame. A girl that's willing to put her cards on the table, enables a guy to understand a woman's point of view very early in life.

9:38 The way Kris says "Don't touch my phone" is just hilarious to me 😂😂

the second one i was laughing my head off bc i was thinking abt my bff and then you made it so nice and sweet

"Is nothing sacred?" I am dead! 😂 AND a Monty Python clip. ❤

Not a woman, but I get most of these. Side note: the pillow between the legs when you sleep, helps quite a bit with knee pain.

0:07 As a farming man, I really appreciate you telling me my oil-stained work clothes look cute as hell. Thank you 😊

Kris:”Your outfit looks cute as hell today.” Me Naked:👁️👄👁️

Kris:”your outfit looks cute today!” Me: “I’m a wearing sweat covered tank top and pj pants, but thank you!” It really made my day. Whenever I watch Kris’s videos, I feel 1 billion times better.

The hairtie on the wrist one though! Mine leaves red marks on my wrist, instead of taking it off, I just move it up or down thus getting more marks on my wrist. My coworker saw my wrist and immediately quietly asked if I was okay, she was really concerned. I looked down at my wrist and understood, I said "Oh, yes! It's just from my hairtie!" And showed her. I appreciate her for caring though!

4:30 as a dude with long hair, but thick hands/wrists I can't put them on my wrist my hand will dye, but I have started like wrapping them around my finger once or twice and wearing them like rings so that works

0:07 OMG I WAS WEARING MY NEW PAIR OF PANTS WHEN YOU SAID THAT!!❤❤❤

Kris: "WHY IS NOTHING SACRED" Also Kris: "School be lit tho"

12:55 "if he can't handle YOU, at your Fartest..." Quote of the day! Lol

Kris, Your so awesome ! Keep up the great work 💜

i love your merch Kris!! i have the duct taped heart shirt, the im fine crew shirt, and the put me in hell tee shirt i wear them everyday

The paper in the toilet doesn't prevent noise, it prevents Poseidon's Kiss.

Kris: Compliments everyone on their outfit. Me: Sitting here on end of week 3 with Covid and after effects in my unmatched sweatshirt and pants while feeling a bit better because of the compliment. You're absolutely stunning in every video, looking both comfortable and ready for a red carpet event in the drop of a hat. I'm certain I understood most of these as a guy and I'm certain that videos of Kris watching boys secrets would be equally understandable for Kris and audience. Thanks a lot to Jay for the excellent editing and overall great job! I'm so happy to see you healing well Kris! I saw an tips video on avocado recently where the trick was to after the first cut along the stone trough the widest parts. Take the half with the stone, 2 fingers on the cut surface with a finger on each side of the stone and push on the skin side with the thumb on the stone to get it out. Take care, stay safe and enjoy yourself all!

Kris: "You look cute as hell today" Me: just had a meltdown over math revision

Everybody's talking about Kris but can we talk about editor Jay and how his cameos just makes the videos funnier. He needs a raise XD

for a tiktok actor who rose to fame through toddler impressions and alcoholic lesbian skits, you've really nurtured such a kind and welcoming community with the most chaotic foundations possible. love it. know that every time you compliment us in a video, a few thousand compliment you back

I've been trying to find a cure for my back pain, and I will try sleeping with a pillow between my knees! Thanks so much!

Are you alcohol? 'Cause you like fine wine **ALCOHOLIC RIZZ**

kris never fails to make me smile. her smile could light up a room

I got literal chills as I felt my depression surrendering under the weight of all this positivity that I don't understand. Seriously, thank you. Made my day in a handful of seconds.

Jay is use to it by now I love your video

This is the first video of hers I saw and I fr thought everyone she was mentioning in the intro were people she knew not her characters 🤣

"Milk helps chest grow" Me, 32B who drinks only milk religiously: Something's not adding up...

Something guys don't know... 90% of the time when we cancel a date saying "I feel sick" it's because we are depressed and feel ugly. The other 10% is because we are on our period (which makes us feel ugly and depressed). If we cancel for any other reason and don't make new plans within a couple days it means we're undecided about wanting to date you period.

“Your outfit is looking cute as hell today” Literally me in a pink night gown with pugs on it

I recommend one of the African net cloths that you can get instead of a loofah, great for exfoliating and they air dry so no mildew!

You can actually feel like you could be friends with her in real life. She's always soo sweet and genuinely lovley nature. Love your videos Kris 💜💜

I'm a guy and I understood almost 100% of everything I saw, mainly because I was raised by 4 women ( mother an her 3 daugthers) and I always had a fair amount of female friends to explain these stuff to me🙂

Seriously though. Nothing new there. But something I learned when I had my long hair. The good ol’ quick unpick from the sewing kit. Great for cutting the rubber bands off and not your hair.

I be climing up those tall shelfs just to get snacks 😂🎉

For the avocado scar: tell people "I once fought an avocado and lost". If they like it you can always add in "But you should have seen what happened to the avocado!" One of my best lines :)

Kris: "and your outfit looks cute as hell today!" me, who just came out of the shower wearing a towel: "...thankyou m'lady..."

As a 5 foot 2 girl the mirror one is so true . I have to go on my tippy toes 😂

I use extention nails, and wiping, is IMPOSSIBLE. I once was blowing my nose, and I accidentally scratched myself enough to make my nose bleed.Extention nails are a HUGE pain,but they are fun to have.

It pains me to say that despite being a male, I understood almost everything that was shown. Did think on a few. I'd love to see Kris react to things only guys would know and be confused.

For the sequin dress one; I’m Indian and the dresses and outfits I wear to the temple and events are COVERED in gems and pointy shiny stuff, and it HURTS to get in/out of them. And they are made in such a way that makes it HURT to get in and out because the head hole is always too small or too close to the arm holes that it hurts to get ur arm in without bending ur neck back like an owl lol

When i was between the ages of 6 and 12 my dad would put rubber bands in my hair, and he would would pull it out like it was a normal band, and when i finally got the courage to tell him he was pulling half of my hair out everyday, he never did my hair again because he was scared of hurting me❤❤❤

So relatable!!

As an older fella, I understand most of these. I've had long hair, so I get the rubber band thing. Being on the short side I've had to ask tall folks for help reaching stuff, so I definitely get that (though, I don't look nearly as cute when I ask for help). As for phone stuff, the missus has my lock code and I often ask her to do my texting if I'm doing something like cooking or driving. She's always got my back. Kris, my son is a little younger than you, but incredibly mature and hard working. He's single. Just putting it out there. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Dad's gotta do what we gotta do. 😂

“And your outfit looks cute as hell today!” *me wearing a baggy shirt and pj pants:* jokes aside, thank you sm kris for spreading positive energy to your fans cause you never know when someone needs it. LOVE YOU QUEEN💕 (btw your makeup and hair are always STUNNING)

I’m a trans male (Female to male) and I do understand all of these, but I need to stop drinking honey in my tea, I wear a binder to keep mine down, and oh my god they won’t stop growing and it’s getting harder to keep them down 😭✋

I love you so much you always make my day with your compliments

Kris: Your outfit looks BEAUTIFUL today! Me who’s wearing a care bear onesie as a 15 year old: aww shucks, thanks kris, you’re so kind KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING!! You make me so happy. I’m so proud you try to make us happy even when you might be in pain (not talking just about the avocado cut) love you! Have an amazing day you and jay!

I’m watching this with my brother and he surprisingly gets everything 😂

Thank you kris for appreciating my stained, second hand, dinosaur PJs ❤

Women: “Men will f*** anything!” Also women: Showerheads, hot tub jets, chairs, corn, pillows, video game controllers, the road…

Jay needs a raise for that "tis but a scratch" joke