Hope you like the video! 😂 lots of comedic adhd trailing off in this video lol. LIKE if you Enjoyed 😊❤️

the intro has me rolling 😭

Kris: “this is a family friendly channel” Also Kris: “Goddamn it” “shit” “fuck” “bitch”

I am a mom of an almost 4 year old boy and I will just say, I'm a 26 year old child with ADHD, PTSD, anxiety, and depression. Many times during my pregnancy I was freaking out thinking I'd never be able to do this because who the hell am I to raise a whole human? I can hardly keep myself alive 😅 but you definitely just learn as you go 🤷‍♀️ my little dude is the funniest, smartest, coolest, sweetest, most loving little old soul I've ever met 🥹 I just try to raise him the way I wish my parents would have raised me. You'll never just be ready. I'm still not ready 🤣 but I'm doing it! And myself and everyone that knows us can say I'm doing a damn good job 🥰 you'd be an amazing mother because you would lift that kids confidence up, they would have an amazing sense of humor being raised by you, and you clearly have a lot of love inside of you ❤️ and as long as the kid is fed, loved, healthy, and happy that's all they need. 🥰

Love how Jay is so cool with all the period talk and what not. We need more of that

Kris: “you’ve got beautiful nostrils” My brother who’s been digging his nose (he’s 10): *whips his head around in surprise* says “Thank you”.

Kris is the only person who can compliment you, be perverted, and funny while doing a ASMR and it isn't weird.

I love it when Kris reads screens because then I don’t have to keep pausing the video to read the tiny text every time❤❤❤❤❤

Her complete shock and look on her face when she saw the video on the....(ahem)..."taste of the baby batter" Sorry, Kris but that had me rollin 🤣

Kris + Jay = work goals. Love, love, LOVE that he's a visible, hilarious character in addition to all the fantastic editing!

Ok, hear me out. I can relate to Kris in so many ways, but her ongoing excitement in every video is something I could not possibly replicate. If you’re reading this Kris, we all appreciate what you do so much and we hope you never stop with your kindness and sincerity in every video! ❤️

Chatting to random girls in the bathroom while drunk is so relatable. Not even a week ago these 2 girls and I were just talking about how much we love ‘H20: Just Add Water’ through the toilet stall in a bar and yelling “CLEOR” and “EMMAAA” to each other. Never saw who they were though. We went our separate ways before they came out the stall 😂

I'M SUCH AN INTROVERT. I ABSOLUTE LOVE THAT I FOUND YOU, KRIS! YOU'RE AWESOME. I'M SORRY YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH, BUT PLEASE KNOW THAT SHARING YOUR STRUGGLES HAS HELPED MANY PEOPLE, INCLUDING MYSELF. YOU'RE A RAY OF SUNSHINE IN MY DAY. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY, WITTY, AND UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOURSELF! KEEP BEING YOU, YOU FANTASTIC HUMAN, YOU!

Things I've learned today 1) I'd be best friends with Kris just based on the things that are requirements for being friends 2) if we were friends I'd have to teach her how to cook 😂😂

10:15 I feel like I’m equipped but not at the same time. But parenting is something that is one thing thinking about, but another thing when you’re doing it (from what I’ve heard). It’s something you figure out as you go along, because many things vary; the needs of your child, your own needs, the need for their development… there’s no blanket solution, there’s no manual that fits all children, that’s the joy of parenthood. It’s a journey, a new chapter in life.

Every time Kris gives a compliment it makes me 20% less insecure each day💙💙

Out of most UKpostsrs I’ve seen, Kris seems like a genuine person. Like someone you’d play laser tag with, then chill and have a horror movie marathon. I appreciate her genuine character and that she compliments her audience. Hard to find that kind of positivity these days. Keep doing what you’re doing and keep spreading positive vibes. Hope everyone scrolling through the comments has a wonderful day ❤️

Props to Jay for being so chill. And all his hard work.

I love the different voices she uses!

Parent here! Only 1 of 3 children were "planned" and even then, we were trying to have a baby to fix our train wreck marriage. Lol BUT: despite the fact that I was a hot mess of not knowing wtf I was doing my entire life, and being undiagnosed combined ADHD for 39 years, (thus untreated) I think having kids is like one of the best, most rewarding adventures ever! Plus, you'd totally be the "cool mom" at school to the students! And the one the teachers know "don't bully her kid. She'll rake you across the coals in her own way, and you'll regret it". You'd be that hot nerd mom that all the Karen's are silently jealousy of, but never admit it! You'd be a total milf! ...what's a nerd milf? Nmilf? Mnilf? ...anyway... That's my parent comment! You freaking rock!

The intro was too funny! I love how Kris gives slightly random yet specific compliments. Keep up the great work, Kris! We love you! 🥰

Normally you won’t see the editor, but I love how Jay just randomly pops in from time to time. And Kris, as someone who regularly echoes accents and talks to their self, I love how you randomly come up with sketches!❤️

Kris, no one is ever ready to be a parent, until it happens. You'll be a great parent, there's lots of love in your heart.

"Gather around cuz its kris read screens!" Has me rolling on my floor everytime😂😂

The fact that she goes through and reads all the comments is some real dedication. Luv you kris!

"You need to communicate your values to your partner!" Yes, Kris!! ❤️

I love your voices and characters. You’re like a pretty version of Jim Gaffigan.

I wasnt ready but i loved it. I was 18 when i first got pregnant

I love Kris's skit about reading to her future child. I have a difficult time reading outloud myself. I remember one time that I was babysitting and the 6 year old wanted me to read a bedtime book to them. In the middle of reading, they asked me to stop so they could read instead XD

Even though Kris is too shy to contribute her arguments to most debates that she feels passionate about, she will totally flip out if you make her pancakes the wrong way.

Kris like 10 times every video: THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY CHANNEL Also Kris: *swearing every other word* All jokes aside, ily and ur videos sm kris ❤❤

lol the way you did the kris reads screens so quickly is so funny :)

Kris, in response to your question, I truly believe you would be a PHENOMINAL parent as long as you have patience, love (which you have plenty of) and a good sense of morals. Not to mention that the general trademark of a great parent (just like a good leader) is one who questions if they are up to the task beforehand, because this helps them identify their faults and prepare for future difficulties. You would be an amazing parent and I can see that from how you treat Kevin. Just remember that parenting tends to be more straining on the parent than the child so it's important to come to realise that you will struggle and be tired at times. In addition to the above, it's important for a parent to be confident, but not arrogant. A parent should have the confidence to show and teach their child new things through example, and through this build confidence in this child. HOWEVER, there are plenty of lessons to be learnt in life and to deny the possibility that your child could teach you something as well is arrogance. Naturally, this is all just my humble opinion based on experience and logic, thus some may have something to add based on their own experience. I hope this message reaches you and whoever else was wondering or questioning if they too could be a parent. :)

Nobody: Comment Section: Let's appreciate Kris and how she makes us smile every day with the best videos and all the effort she puts in.

I have a story so one time in my 5th grade class. We were doing percentages thing to. So that the teacher could explain a word. But he was doing it, like black people, white people, mixed people, Hispanic, Asian, stuff, like that. This giant debate started. And a few people even got sent to the office, not gonna lie. I had something I wanted to say, so I said it. Not to the entire class, just to my teacher, he was like, can you say that out loud where everyone can hear it I'm like no I'm good. He asked me if he could say, and I said, yes, but then the debate started happening even more. Not important, but one time, my classmate said the f word to my teacher so that's kind of weird.

Mom of 3 here! Never felt ready to start but knew I wanted the experience of it and had the potential to do my best. You learn and grow along the way… it’s a beautiful, scary, funny, frustrating and heart warming journey 😂

10:10. kris, you're a parent to millions of people, i think you're ready 😂

Jay is such a cool and chill guy, his nonchalance is hilarious. And YOU Kris are amazing i love you so so much and you're just great, you really are. I love you a lot and idk what else to say🖤

"When Speaking To Timmy" 🤣😭 Exactly How I Used To Visualize My Future Parenting.

4:18 NO because my period started DURING my vacation. I was sobbing in the bathroom, and a bunch of girls slid pads under the bathroom stall

always impressed by how kris can come up with skits on the spot and then add her infinite number of different voices to the characters to make it feel like something that’s been rehearsed but it isn’t-

can we talk about how much Kris makes us smile everyday just by saying a compliment. like i could be having the worse day possible, and then i would go onto UKposts and watch her videos and somehow, i feel so so so much better. BTW YOUR ASMR WAS AMAZING, LIKE ONG. ily kris ❤

OMG THE SNAPPING PART HAD MY UNCOUNCIOUSLY LAUGHING

"Maybe I just am" I haven't heard anything more relatable in my life

Kris, as a father of 3 whose oldest is 17... I still don't feel ready. No one is ever actually ready. But you do need to at least understand that your life will no longer be yours after that point and decide that it is worth it despite the horrors it will bring. Honestly, from your skits, I think you have at least a clue. That is more than I can say for most. No insult to anyone ether. PS: Married for 17 years and have two daughters, I think I got most of what was here.

“You can find one of these assholes that isn’t an asshole” - Kris 2022 Thanks for the dating advice Kris 👍

the intro absolutely gave me a heart attack lol.

I was nowhere near being ready to have kids, but I did. Honestly you just figure them out as you go and they are the biggest blessing in my life.

I just had my 5th child, and sometimes I feel like I'm still not equipped for parenting. There are no perfect parents but you do the best you can with the kids wellbeing in mind. You'd be a great mom, Kris!

said it a hundred times before and I'll say a hundred times more, Jay makes these already funny af videos even funnier. love you guys❤

Kris: this is a family friendly channel Also kris: f*ck*ng sh*t😅

Me who's a 12yo who hasn't had her period yet: "Let's Confuse The Boys" TikToks: ✊🏻👁👄👁💅🏻

8:21 Moral of the story is "flick it or lose it"

Kris never fails to make us feel confident every time she will upload a video. Now, tell me this isn't how empowered women empower women.

The discussion at 2:59 has me dying but I’m trying so hard to not burst out laughing bc I’m in class😂

"Kids, kids. Were talkin about Pie" BAHAHA, Me being 11 and knowing

it pains me to think kris feels she wouldn't be a good parent- you're one of the most genuine people I've ever met, and I feel like if you have a kid they would be one of the most amazing and lucky people alive because gosh. if i was your kid i think i'd have wayyy less trauma than i do currently?? anywayss amazing video as always, you're such a lively and relatable person, i'm so glad you exist and even happier i came across this channel because god where would I be now without my constant kriserotonin boosts

We went from a girl with morals talking about being worried about losing a guy because of her morals. To a girl saying that if you aren't active you will lose all feeling down there. Well that escalated quickly.

The ASMR is actually really good!! You’re honestly so nice kris and you bring happiness into my life thank youuu

Why did the compliment honestly make me feel so good 😂😭😂

I love how kris compliments us in every video and never forgets to! It not only makes me smile but you can tell that she has a kind heart💕

This has the best sound effects by kallmekris😂😂 especially at 11:44

The “kris reads screens” gets me every time ❤

You’re never ready to be a parent lmao. No matter how hard you try to prepare

Lmao why did 3:13 (idk how to time stamp) remind me of when I had a classmate say “women get raped more because they are just looking for attention” , to clairify, this was a male classmate who never talked but decided to open his mouth to say this in a class full of girls ready to beat his ass

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Kris's compliments they always cure my day

6:56 Basically let’s say you said ‘always be strong and confident and NEVER let anybody take advantage of you!!’ And then during the argument, they do stuff that you taught them, just like how to be strong ext, rather than against somebody else, they are using it back on YOU. I have lots of experience in this so…yeah…

I love how I don’t have to pause to read the text in these tiktok s because Kris does it for me 😂❤

Can we take a second to appreciate how she makes our day better and looks damn fine doing it?

9:08 "Maybe I'm not a girl, maybe I'm just...I'm just...AM"-Kris Oml that is the definition of my gender, becauseee I am so lost in this video, but society wants to hit me in the face and say "sHe hEr, GIRL GIRL, gIrLy GiRl!"

Kris: this is a family friendly channel Also Kris: continues to make inappropriate jokes that I probably shouldn't understand considering that I'm only 13- DON'T MIND ME WHILE I QUESTION EVERY CHOICE I'VE EVER MADE

Hola from the Lower 48. Laughed til I shit my pants! “There’s 8 billion people in the world. You can find one of these assholes that isn’t an asshole.” Epic advice! *quote shirt*. KMK, will you ever be ready for kids? No. Can you put them back? No. Should you consider one if you want kids? Yes. I’m a parent of 5 and low key, they suck, but high key you will love them and there are those times that make it all worth it. Also, I thought I was a person who had patience until I had kids. Get ready to become your parents if you decide on being one.

first, and I can't stress this enough, Kris always makes my day, she's funny and just all around nice and cool. this compliment doesn't hit as much but ur compliments ALWAYS make me happy. Can we all just thank Kris for entertaining us. like if you love kris ⬇️ everyone that loves kris

10:15 as a mom of 2, I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm winging it lol

Kris- I'm going to be a floating head for this video My subliminal mind- A floating head?

Okay, so I'm a mom. As far back as I can remember I wanted to be a mom. I had my first almost 15 years ago, and I *still* look around and wonder where the adult is who's meant to be in charge! Then I'm shocked (every time?!) when I realize it's supposed to be me! And I have a couple of *incredible* (if not infuriating at times) kids! The fact you're worried already says a lot! Work on healing and understanding yourself, and if you eventually decide to have kids, you'll find the capability! A good sense of humor definitely helps! [Disclaimer: I *did* offer to give away my teenager just this evening, so...]

Kris always makes my day better because she’s funny and the complements are self esteem boosting

does anyone else appreciate kris’s humor more than anything else?

“There’s a different asshole out there that is not your asshole” LMFAO!!! IM DYING

Kris "Sorry Jay" Jay: *shrugs*

Kris: *makes another promise if we give her enough likes* Literally her editor, Jay, tryna get some screen time: "pleaseeee do that" *sarcastically*

Kris: “you have beautiful shaped nostrils” Me: *having a nosebleed*

11:45 OMG MY PARENTS THINK IM A PHYCO PATH BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No one is ever truly ready to be a parent. I was 24 and I just learned. Kris, u would be a great mom!!! ❤

4:14 I was on an airplane when I got my first period.

Kris your compliments always just make my day ❤️ thank you so much. Your videos always bring me so much joy, thank you so much.

Kris: *compliments me* Me: *stuffing donut crumbs in my mouth living my best life*

I kept waiting to feel like an adult to have kids. Around 30 I realized I would always feel like a kid pretending to be a serious adult and decided to have kids anyway. Thankfully my partner is amazing and things are going great with our two kids. 😁

Kris: “this is a family friendly channel” Also kris: 6:43

6:35 welp my mom does it all the time

Finally someone who understands how REAL friendship works!❤❤❤❤

Kris, you are 100% equipped to be a parent. You would legitimately be a fantastic mother.

Kris: This is a family-friendly channel. Also Kris: I can't fucking process this shit this fast, god dammit, TikTok! 😂

So...with my oldest I was 19 and NOT ready, had no idea wtf I was doing. But I was also adopted, and loved my son from the second I knew he existed - and I knew no one would ever love him like I did. He 15 now, and THRIVING, and I honestly think I've done an okay job - he trusts me, is honest with me (and I was NEVER honest with my parents), and he's incredible with his little siblings. So...all I can say is you know when you know. I was adamant I wouldn't have children - and on birth control - when I found out about my oldest. And he's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Kris is literally Marilyn Monroe but Walmart Version

Can everyone just appreciate how she compliments us every time? That makes my day :) Also if your partner don’t do this, you ain’t a proper couple (2:24)

The burst of excitement she brings to me every time I get the notification of her videos makes my heart wanna flyyy Thank you Kris for being our motivator, whenever I see one of your videos, I get motivated, and thanks for the compliment 💖💖

Jay reacting to Kris is *chef's kiss* he is so precious

As a parent, I can say...I THOUGHT I was ready...but you never really are. You have to just go with the flow and figure it out as time passes because kids will throw shit at you that you never even dreamed possible. BUT, it's also very rewarding because you get to see these little people grow and learn and shape into a whole person before your eyes.

Kris always compliments us when she looks like the queen