Can we PLEASE have a part two where you two watch only girls will understand? I so want to see Kris explaining them all to him😂

The return of Jacob, marvelous! I swear that everyone in Kris' extended family are naturals in front of the camera, just a quick acclimation and they're cool as cucumbers all of them. Jacob is so spot on as a guest on Kris' channel, they've got a good banter down pat! Jay isn't letting this video down in the editing either, everything just meshes like a zipper! Then there's Kris herself, the shining star of the channel, the woman with more assets than a beach has grains of sand. Like all of us, Kris worries about those features she's convinced she's lacking in, not realizing it's as some has put it about games: "It's not a bug, it's a feature". Kris is an amazing person with a great mindset and oodles of qualities that makes a list longer than anyone's prepared to read, combined with looks that's one in a million at least if not one in a billion. But ultimately it's what Kris is comfortable with that is the ultimate decider, because it's her and her life no matter what anyone else says. Keep being awesome Kris, Jacob and Jay, take care and stay safe!

10/10 Kris is right I love having my sweatpants tucked under my heels 😂👌🏼 And hearing you laugh at your brother seriously brought me to tears 🤣 your energy together is incredible

1:55 "It's like our calm time" FAAAXXX

Hello Kris, as part of the male community we appreciate you trying to learn about the male mind. Though you may not completely understand us, you are one step closer to becoming one of the boys. Your attitude and charisma is something that we find quite useful at male headquarters. Keep it up and you get offered a permanent position here. Good luck Signed, Male Headquarters

Let’s just appreciate how kris is brave enough to watch such TikTok’s, even as a boy I won’t watch them unless they are in a kallmekris video 😂

Them blankly staring at the camera while doing the sigma face made my day.

2:01 "But don't your legs go numb?" It's the perfect place to make the legs go numb and I love it

Is it just me who absolutely loves seeing Videos with Jacob, Jessica, and Alissa?? Seeing her siblings personalities and how they get along is always funny. Don't get me wrong, I love all of her videos but her videos with her siblings are my favorites at the moment

She definitely has a future career as a metal band vocalist. I feel like her metal name would be KallmeKaos. 🤘

12:30 sometimes when our socks are like loose it’s REALLY satisfying to just slide them up.

I’m sorry but Kris doing the Jim Carey was hilarious 😂😂😂😂💀💀

I'm convinced that Jay is so loyal to Kris and only Kris now. Every single last frame of Kris's videos ALWAYS have her beautiful smile showcased in a gorgeous way. And this last frame is no exception. Where the loyalty part comes in is that he didn't care if it made her brother look like he was about to pass out drunk lmao.

Flipping the remote does two things: as Jacob said, you're less likely to hit the buttons and the buttons also create friction so it won't slide off the arm of the couch.

0:45 “Boys🤙🏼” 😂😂

Prior to my daughter's 2x cancer diagnosis she had a smell that would sometimes make me gag. After treatment and (thank ALL the Gods) full remission, going on 4 years now, she smells lovely. Like she did before the cancer. I wholeheartedly agree with you about the smell check to see how our health is.

I love seeing Kris with her family, just having fun together and bonding with each other. And also, I just want to point out that Kris's brother somewhat looks like Kit Connor.

Your brother seems to be a proper down to earth person, should definitely include him in more videos in the future.

11:35 Kris it's called Homie-sexuality

7:51 i always do this whenever i spray something on a vertical surface, for me it's more of a perfectionism thing as the droplets running down are just annoying in the way they randomly flow and split up so you wipe the droplets into one smudge and no more problem👍 Also it stops the droplets leaving a mark all the way down to the sink or table.

Without dumping a bunch of traumatic experience on you, I wanted to express how much I appreciate your videos, Kris. You can obviously see how many people are going through challenging times in this comment section alone. It is so clear that your videos do so much good for so many people! I hope this is able to help bring you comfort in tough times - because you sure do that for me and us!

You literally do such a good job of narrating or reacting to literally anything. You could literally react to a kid eating his falafel and we would all still laugh. Btw, can we just take a second to appreciate how Kris makes videos for us everyday, and compliments us? She’s so amazing and funny and one of the most amazing people! Kris is amazing! ❤

The HAH nice ass got me!😂

always gotta test fire the drill once you pick it up

As a male, I will talk feelings and open up emotionally but only when I'm with 'safe' friends. It's silly why culture forced us to close ourselves.

I think the arms-around-the-body thing has to do primarily with the tilt of women's hips compare to men's but flexibility and relative arm length will def play a part. And for the clip where they're holding their chests off the floor without their arms, it's a center-of-mass issue with women's being centered around their hips and men's around their chests. Again, all in general and dependent on core strength etc.

12:36 its because the toes part of the socks r worn under the boots and usually become the dampest so it actually helps to un-clammy up ur toes a bit. also sometimes the toe of the sock will slip on tiles or wooden floors.. can actually be pretty dangerous...😐 like totally roll ur ankle... so it serves as both a comfort strategy and also as a safety precaution.

4:56 That got me SO FRICKIN MUCH! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

14:19 pretty spot on actually 🤣

This is probably one of my favourite videos she’s ever posted😂😂 we need more Kris and Jakob duos!

12:08, after being outside in the rain and your feet gets wet it's always the front of the sock

IN CASE ANYONE IS WONDERING. 1 reduce splash back/stay cool. Step one: soak body no soap. Step two: flip shower setting in between two settings for slow drip, wash self with curtain open. Step three: close curtain, rinse 2 toilet is a hiding slash reflection space 3 emotions are for sissies, fun only(strong repression) 4 any object in toilet is subject to pee annihilation, poop, streaks, tp, even an insect 5 1st shake, then dance, dab with tp if necessary. See; Venture Bros(for dabbing) 6 safety hazard: dry mud, loose bricks, glass, any shatter is good shatter, stomp for particle reduction 7 I actually got pretty good at lefty but now I’m good at not at all 8 men’s underwear just isn’t that great, we need like a “toe socks” situation 9 legs. Skinny thighs = good circulation to head. Thick thighs = head rush. Also applies to men. 10 CODE BLUE. I REPEAT. THE TV IS BLUE. PAUSE IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT SLEEP, WILL STILL PLAY. 11 stink = fat. No stink = Superman. Weird stink = tell bros, don’t tell parents/girlfriend, doctor is bad man 12 guns go bang bang not pew pew 13 concentration. Spray is dispersed, liquid is concentrated. Axe cologne. Also excellent flamethrower. 14 baby got back, hips don’t lie, lovely lady humps. Also arm length. See; Ludacris “Get Back” 15 Testosterone is fun. Also life threatening. I hear the same thing about progesterone. 16 sometimes they smell like old iron 17 Never 18 personal/reachable spare tp, buttons have better grip for not sliding, avoiding tupperware, minimizing trash, anything is a toy, NEVER bath ALWAYS shower, how does dishwasher 17 Gay pranks. See(3) for “(strong repression)” 18 battery check. Fast spin good, slow spin bad, must switch with battery on charger. Ps: you should already know which direction it’s spinning by the button in the middle. 19 lawn, car, basement, attic, garage. All reasons to have to put your shoes back on. 20 Unfortunately women have completely interpreted these nods, glances, and eyebrows, so the key is to time it when they’re not looking 21 the recklessness of youth 22 hip leverage, chest/arm weight

12:38 holy shot, with you Chris!!! I would get aneurism from my brain exploding with the sheer hate from having my socks like that. They always need to be on ALL THE WAY and they have to curve right at my heel!!!

11:16 “yeah” had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

OK, loved the video cause for one, you're hilarious. And two, your brother is adorable. And I agree with you on pretty much everything except for the socks half off thing. I'm gonna have to say that I think Jacob was right. Because I actually do this myself all the time, even though I'm a woman. I'm usually always hot because of hot flashes. Yea I'm old, so I run hot most of the time. But my toes get cold really fast if I take my socks off. But if I leave them on I can't seem to cool off. So I pull them past my heal to where they are only on the front half of my foot and this totally works for me. The only difference is I don't wear long knee high socks. I wear ankle socks, so I don't have as much sock flopping in front like that guy did. lol Anyways, thanks for the laughs. Now I'm gonna go watch another one of your videos cause I'm a new subscriber and I'm trying to catch up. Peace and Love to you and yours, Kris

awww her brother is adorable AND he watches her vids to support her thats both sweet and amazing

I really enjoy Kris’s content. Shes transparent with us in a way thats funny, but it makes me feel more included. Her compliments as well just brighten my day. Some make me laugh and it’s usually just what i need. So thank you Kris, i hope you’re doing okay ❤️❤️

I open up about my personal stuff a lot, but I know I’m the exception to the rule. And I think it’s because when I was very young and in school, I was socially rejected by most of the boys (because I was weird) and so I ended up usually playing with the girls, who were much more tolerant of my peculiar antics. And some of those behaviors kind’ve rubbed off on me. They talked about their personals with me all the time, so I felt comfortable about opening up to them. I’ll always be grateful for the kindness they showed me.

kris is roasting the hell out of jacob 🤣🤣

The first 15 secs were siblings at their finest 😂 thanks guys ❤

12:18 .... acyually he's talking about the correct thing 😂😂😭 that's exactly what it is

i love how kris never fails to make us laugh and brighten up our day and i love kris's faces through out the video like at 10:40

“we got to make sure it smells nice” these are the wisest words ive ever heard

i love the horror icons in the back! micheal meyers, jason voorhees, jigsaw, ghostface, pennywise, chucky, freddy kreuger...

kris will always be my favourite i love how shes always doing her best, love her music taste, love her smile, love the way she makes me smile and how comforting she is, love the fact that shes so wholesome and sweet no matter the situation, she makes me feel so loved. I LOVE watching her videos,it makes me feel like I’m there with her. No one else has made me feel the way that Kris has, I wish I could express how much I love this woman, but I just can’t explain it. But I love her so so much and I’m not exaggerating. I really love her so much and I do mean it, she has helped me get through some really difficult and dark places, I didn’t think anyone can ever help me as much as kris has no matter how hard they try. It has me crying every single day and night thinking about how much I love her. She’s so perfect, funny and anything I could ever dream of. I really don’t deserve her at all, and I’m so so proud of her for how far she has come. I js want her to know that she is the best person to ever live. I will always love her bro, Kris will always be an amazing person, she has come so so far. I’ve been supporting her since the start of her tt and I will never stop. She’s because such an amazing soul, it’s CRAZY to think that she will be 27 next year. It’s unreal how fast the time has flown by, I know I have never met her before but hopefully some day I will, when/if I ever do, my life will be complete. Her little compliments in her videos are the highlight of my day. I literally love her so much. She makes me so happy and I know this is all gonna sound cringey but yk, it is what it is. The little things she says always put a smile on my face. She still give me butterflies, and she makes me laugh. She has become such a strong presence in my life. It’s so hard to explain what she has come to mean to me. She doesn’t know she’s changed my mental state, in every way, inside and out. I love everything about her and I really do mean it There are times in my life where I feel like I don’t have a place on earth anymore but when I see her, that changes. She ground me and bring me a sense of security and safety and I just appreciate her so much Before I found her I didn’t think love was for me. It was something other people had and felt. Something in movies and TV shows. It felt more like a wish I had than something real. Now that Ive found her love is so much more tangible. It’s something I can reach out and touch. It’s so much more than a wish or a hope (though it does give me hope for so many things); it’s the genuine, wonderful person I wake up to-the warm smile on the screen, the way she compliments me. I love her, and because of that love, I love her and the world in a way I never thought possible. She has made that possible for me. She has made everything possible. It’s amazing the love and care she gives me on a daily basis. It’s unequaled, I think I am safer with her. That’s why I am giving all myself to her, because my life is perfect with her, and I promise to love her and give her all you need, may God bless her continually for me, because she really deserve much more than I can give her. I love her so much. I want her to know that she is the most important thing in my life. She’s the reason I do everything. When I get up in the morning, I feel so grateful for every second I have with her and have here on earth. She gives my life meaning, she gives my days such joy, you are the reason I smile. Thank her for being with me, for joining me on this journey through life. Her love is everything to me

Nothing feels better than a daily dose of kallmekris, she just makes my day better, I don’t know what I would do without her HER BEAUTY IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL, and her brother is so funny😂

12:00 - It is a big feet issue. Socks don't fit after a certain size. The ankles are the first strangle point. It often weakens (not cut off) circulation.

The fact that I did the cloth thing just before I started watching this video and my thoughts while doing it were that I'm probably the only person who does that

I love Kris’s reaction to Jacob explaining everything

So glad to meet your brother Kris, I love seeing videos with your siblings because they all somehow have the same kind of funny, playful vibe. Once again, LOVE IT

nah flipping the remote is just too relatable

Kris I completely agree about the sweatpants thing where it has to be either to my ankle exactly or under my heel

I love it when Kris makes videos with her family ❤😂 It's so great

I love seeing Kris' family members on the channel. Her brother is adorable. The physical challenges were my favorite parts.

The part about not talking about personal things with the boys is so ducking true. Like one of my friends said something about an anime and then it somehow morphed into what is sourdough made of which morphed into conspiracy theories which morphed into (jokingly) political opinions.

Lol you called us scrumptious, that's so funny because I once played a role in a drama club and one of the scenes, I got called scrumptious!

4:07 Kris: yeah, we get it. its satisfying. Jacob: no, ya see, its PERFECTION

Since kris always gives up compliments I think it’s only far to start making sure we remind her that she is all the things that she says about us and more. So much love❤

Have ur brother on your channel more he's adorable!! And ty for all the amazing videos

U guys r so kind. Thank u for brightening my day and making me happy. Yr like bright stars 🩷⭐✨

Hey Kris! I love it that you include your family members from time to time. It shows that you actually have a decent relationship with each of your siblings. I wish I had that. You're awesome, your brother is hilarious. Thanks for the awesome and wonderful video. The laughs are always nice to have!

As a male, I use my guy friends to talk about geek and nerd stuff and laugh and then with my girl friends I actually open up to and talk about more thought provoking stuff.

The separating it from ur Thigh is sooo true💀💀💀

who else thought they clicked on the wrong video

Kris is such a fun person. I love her personality She’s amazing and so funny u can never get bored of her. She always puts a smile on my face. She always makes me happy even on bad days, hopefully kris sees this Edit: OMGG Tysm for 65 likes it’s my first time getting 65 likes

Kris, I love you. I just went through a pretty bad break up, my ex was really abusive and he held me basically captive for the last year, and some nights if I hadn't had the laughs or the just genuine positive and happy fun shit you did, I prolly would have sat there in my "intrusive" thoughts and lost myself. So thanks for being there ♥️

jacob "oh absolutely"

I do the sock thing . . . I wear ankle socks. The leg part gets itchy on my legs or ankle so I pull that part down but leave the toe part because the rows get cold

The socks: the ankle area usually does not sweat as much (as the feet area), so if you get out of your shoes, the sweat in the area of the foot itself will make the feet feel cold. So by pulling the sock further you get a less sweaty part of the sock and can still act as a barrier between the cold floor and the feet :) The leg through arms to back thing: Bonestructurewise => Male bodies tend to have a larger torso and arms. Female bodies usually wider hips. The remote: I would turn it so no dust or spilt drinks/food can fall into it and the symbolic idea of "we are not using it now, out of sight'ish".

Kris’s videos with her family are my absolute favorite!!Their family chemistry is just hilarious in the best way.😂❤

Jacob's revealing the man code. The council would like to have a word with him.

1:07 it makes a waterfall and then it feels really cool

Kris, I always look forward to your videos, no matter what it is, but when you have guests like Jacob, Jessica, and Celina, I love those videos even more because your chemistry with each of them is so effortless, and looks like y’all have a lot of fun! And that makes me so happy to see ❤️

Your intros just keep getting better and better! 😂 Jacob seems like such a great & funny person and you can tell that Kris and Jacob really care about each other

With the nods when greeting someone a upward nod is like "sup bro" to 9ne of your friends and a downward nod is like "good evening" to stranger to be respectful or a downward nod could be like "go ahead' if yall both meet at a doorway and we telepathically make a decision on who goes first.

Ohh I f*cked up: not Bluetooth, but when you stay up all night and it’s 6 am

"you been in this position before?" LMAO, HAD ME LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY

13:41 you guys are adorable siblings - and yes boys really be thinking they be James Bond over there while we have full on conversations without saying a single word 😂

12:43 yes I understand mostly because I have psd (processing sensory disorder)

7:32 IT WAS NOT A BAD MOVIE IT WAS A MASTERPEICE.

Going through a horrible breakup, but this is just what I needed. Thank you 💖 Kris your hair looks beautiful btw

1:46 as a girl I also just sit on the toilet to just escape the world 😅

OH MY GOD! The sweatpants over heals thing is soooooooo relatable.

This is one of the best videos of yours

Kris has the best sense of humor. She always makes me smile and forget about my sad life

11:27 As a lesbian with a WHOLE lot of non straight female friends we also do this

Mad respect that kris has a awesome lightsaber

12:35 SAME Kris, same, I have the same issue with socks. If my toe starts to poke out of one of those badboys by some chance, OH no, no its got to gooo lol. Can't have them heels or toes scrunched up in the shoe :P

5:40 The other interpretation of this one is that you were up late playing video games and you start hearing birds outside and realize you accidentally stayed up all night. That's why he was checking his phone to verify the time.

I'm male, I always discuss my personal feelings, I find it healthy and comfortable to talk about with good friends, for me mostly my friends that are girls, and if somebody is making fun of you having any *not-lad-like-toxic-masculinity-emotions* then they aren't a friend. Love your videos Kris💜

"One of their kind" 🤣

"I'M A MAN👹😤🔥" 😂😂love you kris < 3

I love when your family comes so we can see how y'all act with each other

I do the thing with turning the remote upside down, but not to avoid hitting any buttons (in fact, it probably increases the risk of a button being pressed accidentally), but because the buttons' texture provides better grip than the smooth backing of the remote, in addition to having a bunch of different surface points touching and gripping on different pivots (instead of the back serving as one large area gripping at one pivot point), so it's less likely to slide off the arm rest or back of the couch or wherever it got set down. Maybe you accidentally set an arm or an object on the upside down remote and a button ends up getting pressed enough to do something accidentally, but at least small movements (especially from pets) aren't doing the bare minimum to get it to slide off and onto the floor or whatever.

As far as the opening up question, I don’t really open up to anybody about basically anything. I’m very much on a need to know basis. Like regular conversational stuff is fine but I’m never going to just come out and say what my dreams for the future are or anything like that. That being said if someone outright asks me a question I’ll 90% of the time answer it truthfully even if it isn’t something I would normally say. I just don’t initiate those conversations

I almost never open up; a lot of emotion is a sign of weakness.

hahaha if you guys pause Kris' video at 0:10 then you'll see the perfect meme for "it was at this moment that he knew he F***'d up"

This channel makes me so happy any video that gets posted just makes my day. Thank you Kris, keep being yourself!

when your foots hot but the floors cold

Yess whenever I wear sweatpants I always just put it over my heel and I didn’t think anyone else did this!