If you're confused, watch the full Bortuga trilogy for context, then be more confused - ukposts.info/slow/PLKtIcOP0WvJBpV0Q913wTKDDWi7ogGCTR

I’m getting worried Joel’s getting caught up with the wrong crowd out in his van.

As an introvert, this is just how normal parties feel.

Finally a glimpse into Tommy Wiseau's family.

This feels like a fever dream.

I knew Joel had a certain look about him but could never put my finger on it until now. It's the 'dog killer' look!

That's the Mostuga I've ever seen.

The camera work in this episode is particularly top-notch, especially noticable after going through the whole trilogy.

I love how at 6:33, Joel looks like he's considering asking "why?", but then decides its probably best that he doesn't lmao

The greatest trilogy of the decade.

I feel Joel is at his acting best with confused yet stoic comedic straight man parts.

YOU TRY TO SNAIL ME

Man, what an addition to the Bortuga cinematic universe, so much more lore in one video.

The main Bortuga guy is an EXCELLENT actor. We need more of him.

Joel's face perfectly captures what the entire audience is feeling right now.

This is the best episode of Every frame a painting I have seen.

They don’t seem to realize… Joel isn’t locked in there with the Bortugas, The Bortugas are locked in there with Joel

The subtitles for _dü dü cák_ are much appreciated. Feels like I'm watching an ethnic festival movie.

This is SHOCKINGLY similar to an experience I had buying weed lmao. Everyone at the apartment was on psychedelics. As the dude I came to meet went to weigh my stuff, I was forced to sit on a couch with people who were beyond tripping. It was pretty memorable and its hilarious that you made this video (even if the context was different than my story)

This is so up my alley, it felt like a video specifically curated for all of my humor buttons

It's as if Tommy wiseau finished a movie that Quentin Tarantino had quit halfway through

You know the Bortugas were really nice letting you stay for their party. Really weird that you kept the du du cak after being explicitly told their grandfather was not well.

How could he turn down a neckline like that? That's a premium neckline right there.

People ask me why I don't like going to parties where I only know one person. It's because this is legit what it feels like to me.

If this was Ed Edd n' Eddy, I feel like Joel just captured what it's like to meet Rolf's family

The strangeness of Joel's videos never disappoint me

I love how long his Patrons list is now compared to his old vids I will always remember Benjamin Strate being at the top

I can confirm, after watching the full trilogy, I am at least twice as confused as before.

This is the first video where Joel seems to be the most "normal" person in the room 😆

Always a pleasure to see how the Tuga family is doing

The du du cak is quite funny, since doo doo is usually a juvenile term used to describe poop, and in my language 'kak', pronounced the same as 'cak' in the video, is a very offensive version of 'shit' basically. So when he said the that it's the 'du du cak', I thought of poop shit basically, sorry I usually don't do toilet humour but just thought it was interesting

These videos are getting crazier and crazier and I love it

This is an amazing piece of art. It seems like a scene out of a film where the hero is on a journey but ends up here by accident all because he needed a key and he gets so side tracked and delayed because of it. But he gains the du du cak which is actually a very useful item but doesn't realize it till much later. Or it could be the start of the film where he gets the du du cak and everyone wants it for some reason and he has no idea why. But he doesn't want to give up either

“in the future, humor will be randomly generated” - Larry, Veggietales (4K UHD Remaster)

"We talk about Do Gu" Made me want to give this video a dungo and a bungo

The honest to god truth...I have been to parties like this. Both as a teenager and then for decades as a wedding photographer and videographer. And when you are a video pro, you HAVE TO interact with these crazy old country nut jobs. There were a few times I was frightened for my life. Ever been to an Asyrian mob wedding? You might not make it out. This is so reminiscent of all of that, that I kind of cried a little. I mean, I was laughing too...but I did shed a tear for the Zucc...uh...er...Du du Cok.

It's good to see a family that has held on to its traditions.

I'd really like the next episode to reveal that The Demon Mikhail is actually just Trent, he's real chill and doesn't know what the Bortugas are going on about either.

finally, the sequel that maybe 7 people were asking for!!!!

It was really rude to not accept the neck line offer, unless you cannot provide milk

The only channel where I literally drop everything I'm doing, every time, to view a new video the moment I get a notification.

You sure this isn’t the Wiseau family reunion?

This is my favorite UKposts video ever. Of all time. Not even close. Shut UKposts down, turn it off; its over. We've reached the pinnacle, the apex, the finishing of all things. And it was glorious. So it ends, not with a whisper, but with a du du cak.

"No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep, so party hard!" - Mother Teresa

Joel giving up that sweet neckline for free in every damn video, boy are we spoiled

This remake of 'The Room' is better than the original. 5 stars.

We're supposed to feel lust for the shirtless Tuga right

Framing and cinematography in this is on a-whole-nother level. Innovative af. Edit- Sound mixing and design is phenomenal, as well! Fuckin loved the dial-up modem with the business-tuga.

I have no idea what I'm watching, yet this is somehow relatable in ways I don't quite understand

Joel this is the greatest thing you've made yet.

Such a masterpiece. Joel trying not to laugh at 2:37 gets me every time. Keep coming back every few months for a rewatch. Love ya buddy good luck w the 12 features in 12 mos

I've never related to a Joel Haver short more-particularly the shirtless guy with sunglasses

This is genuinely what being introduced to hundreds of extended family and family friends at Russian weddings feels like.

I'm getting some serious "The Room" vibes from this. I love it.

2:54 You can see Joel trying (and failing) not to laugh.

Dude she was totally ready to show you neckline and you didn't even have the milk ready you were just sitting there holding your du du kak in your hand ffs

I hope someone out there in the cold world gets this crossover reference but this is how I imagine the normal guy in Julia's "room full of vampires" from Drawfee feels.

I like how joel makes many facial expressions and his eyes are black and soulless

"You got the face of a dogkiller" - First date compliment to use right here boys.

Ah, yes...these families. Just like the McPoyels

Great to see Joel socializing out there in the big world!

Did anyone first read this as ‘Tortuga Family Reunion’ and thought it would have Pirates?

What I love about Joel's video is how relatable they are.

This was a real treat. So different than what I normally make, great to see something truly creative and artistic done so well

I think this stressed me out more than Uncut Gems

Yessss! I've been waiting for more Bortuga! So glad you brought this back. 💖💖💖

"oh damn, mortuga has escaped" is going into my daily speech patterns holy shit

My great grandmother turned 94 this week and her party was borderline exactly like this.

Eh, change it from crazy Eastern European/Middle Eastern pastiche to crazy SE Asian/Pacific Islander and you pretty much got my family, complete with an older uncle handing the mainlander guest a balut and using every trick in the book to try to get them to eat it while everyone watches in silence.

I just woke up to this and my brain isnt fully awake and i feel like i just got out of an unexpected acid trip…

Businesstuga hit kinda home for me. Most of the time when I try to talk to someone who seems like I could have a real conversation with them, something like that tends to happen.

the more I watch it, the more I see how close everyone is to laughing

This is definitely by far the most creative and interesting channel I have encountered on youtube And it even got the dü dü cák

Oh god i actually had a friend that invited me to parties like these. He had so many eccentric friends and i just couldn't keep a straight face talking to them. And the were so much drugs.

This is eerily similar to a date I had back in March. Safe to say I wasn't dating for a long time after that. My expression was the exact same as Joel's throughout.

This is what every social interaction feels like...

What it feels like playing Pathologic 2

this is a masterpiece.

That Tommy Wiseau impression before entering in the apartment is very strong

This is the most creative, quality thing I’ve seen in a whole year. Thank you

I'm gonna be needing to see Lesstuga for at least the next week...

Man this must've been an awesome mushroom trip. Of course Joel tapes his trips, genius!

I fucking love this channel! Thanks Joel

This is one of my favourite videos by you, everyone's hilarious but whoever plays Bortuga himself was made for this role hot damn he's phenomenal

Wow, man. This sure is, like, a situation, you know? Like, wow.

I'm so confused that I barely even know what to write for this comment, but I will say I enjoyed the entire 7:19 of this experience. Now I think the only logical thing I can do is take a nap.

Thank you for uplaoading man. Your content always makes me laugh.

I've watched this about 20 times now, this is one of the best vids on UKposts and will remain in my favorites folder forever

I love this series 😆

Does he hold up the key like that just for continuity? "Nah, this isn't a bunch of random shots we cut together, there's a story........"

Deadass just put that old grandpa in a baby stroller. Joel! Call Elder Abuse hotline!

I've watched a good number of your videos, and I've realised what you make me think of. You remind me of Coen brothers movie characters. Good angles, good composition, surprisingly natural lines that evoke a strange sense of genuine awkwardness, somewhat absurd situations that are just weird enough to laugh about it but still be strangely relatable. Like Fargo, Burn after Reading or The Big Lebowski. That kinda stuff. I'm genuinely impressed

I feel like I'm watching Joel descend into madness

This reminds me of the time I tried to have a conversation with a Hispanic gentleman for 20 minutes before I realized he was a real life insane person.

I feel like someone randomly said "du du cak" and you guys just built an entire skit around it. This is the content I'm here for.

Just went back and watched the other Bortuga vids. Damn, Joel... don't change. This was awesome. I swear I've had dreams like this.

Man, you JUST FOUND OUT the PERFECT Tommy Wiseau for a The Room Sequel/Remake/Whatever!

I feel like we're being introduced to the villain in a Far Cry game

This video completely exceeded my expectations with how relatable it is

Oh my god. I fucking love this so much. Great job!! Very inspiring 🤩. Just the weird off beat thing I’ve been needing to see. Thanks for going through all the effort in making it!!