Not my fault you came into the kitchen right when things were getting hot!

i unsub when they started to talk about sands smh

@@miko5742 He's obviously a shill for big sand

@@faiselbutt2944 idk, big sand probably doesn't like people knowing they sell poop. Who has the most to gain from sandy beaches downfall? The inferior rocky beach

@@gromse5616 Big sand = big poop! WAKE UP POOPLE

😂💀

It the inhale between the oh and fuck that gets me.

I thought he was going to mention the sand shortage

I had to pause the video

I nearly died 🤣

Yeah... that made me think: "Secretly Canadian?"

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I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on UKposts, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear cartee

HONK

Truth

That’s what the true comedy is.

@Garp that is a terrible question, I'll give you one chance to rephrase it.

that's the only reason i knew this wasn't real

I love joelverse, where everything is a little off but you can't say exactly what is.

“Ok I’ll grow up.”

Or the mermaid poop body.

Yep! My favorite part of this is that it's actually true!

Fake news, birds can't also be fish

@@artistdudebro Not with that attitude.

@@joeavreg2254 I am positively excited that birds are also not fish! It is great to know that OT is joking around with us about the existence of fish-parrot hybrids! What a world :)

​@@artistdudebro Historically, the Catholic Church has declared several non-fish animals as _basically_ fish so people could eat other forms of meat around the world for Lent. In some locations, this included seagoing birds like puffins and skunk-headed coots 😄 The most well known "fish" allowed to be eaten during Lent are beaver and capybara!

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah... POOP MAN!

because you're a fish!

hour ass man

oh yeah, glass? that's poo too

The Home Depot guys just dropped off my A/C and when I opened the box it was buried in some peculiar sand....I just wanted to thank you and hope that your intrinsic values are worth what they pay you.

kinda dystopic, no?

@@HairEEck Are you asking that objectively or relative to what already exists?

@@maxinac I guess both?

@@HairEEck Don't care

The role of the press is to keep politicians in check. Their own emotions shouldn't play a role. If you have the press loving or hating a politician, then you have a real problem, because they will either try to destroy the man or prevent you from knowing something you should know.

But it's a really missed opportunity, should have been "That's human poop" "Oh... Shit ."

@@mathiaslindgren9544 The joke might actually be the missed opportunity

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙 🤙

@@mathiaslindgren9544 "excuse me mam please call it poop or feces or even scat"

A prequel meme... "a surprise to be sure but a welcome one"

Someone had to say this 😂😂

Hello there!

Another reason to hate sand. I'm starting to agree with Anakin

Hello there!

eyyyy ;-)

This was definitely a reference lmao

Wow, it's almost like that's why he said it like that!?

A teacher to special needs kids...

That's the whole point of the sketch...

Probably a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I wished my teachers did that instead of humiliating me in front of the whole class. Thanks Mr. Jones from seventh grade, never forget.

Best bit

Ask questions first, think about how dumb they are later

Thanks for typing down something from video we all watched, it was very important to me.

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

@@Polyglot_English well said

Yes! Perfect Delivery

Okay.. yeah.. I’ll grow up. I’m sorry. Loved that part! Yes!

He was obviously distressed.

Excrement is good, clean comedy.

@@thomasneal9291 I'm glad you agree :)

This isn't a sketch, it's serious political commentary

I read this exactly as I heard it and it was perfect

Find a better way to phrase your comment and you'll get a thumbs up

So, I BUILT A POOP CASTLE!?

somehow gave me the same energy of "IM AT SOUP"

@@lerikhkl nah, i don't think i will...

I don’t know why but the less effort he puts into differentiating each character the funnier it is.

Yeah how is no one talking about this in the comments?? Investigate wrapgate

#wrapgate

I didn’t understand what that part was. Can someone explain it to me??? Plzzzzzzzzzzz

@@tnijoo5109 I think that's the joke, man. It's completely disconnected

@@tnijoo5109 the joke is that you'd expect there to be a reason that some guy walks in with saran wrap on his face, but it just moves on as if it never happened

We all thought it was obvious

The middle east:

@@washingtonfurret4207 sande feesh

Other countries don't have sand.

@@alexy206 The top 1% owns 99% of all sand, even though their poop only generates 0.05% of all sand. Other countries don't have that problem because everyone turns their own poops into sand, so everyone always has however much sand they poop, which is a perfectly fair system.

And since geologist lick every rocks they find. It turns out the whole planet is mostly (probably) shit

and yet marmite still exists

@@gameclips5734 is also poop

Happy to provide a much needed reprieve! Hope you use this new information about poop to pass your exam!

@@Joel-Haver I'm currently avoiding creating poop castles, so that helps!

With 40,000 views in the first hour this would've been my second most watched video in November! Craziness, I couldn't be happier! Thanks for watching everybody

@@Joel-Haver i havent even been on your channel for very long and you are already as recognizeable as some of my favorite channels, keep up the good work (:

@@Joel-Haver how about 50K in the first hour, love the videos boys.

@@Joel-Haver I am so glad we found you.

@@Joel-Haver I'm proud of you son 🥺

Nah, it just means you should be charging extra for that grade-A polish

They probably use different kind of poops to get the different grits, using anything coarser than 24 may get you into jail.

You just wasted your question

poopaper

Yeah. See you at Shawshank.

😃❤️

He is a president, after all

The president is always the wisest person in the room. That is how they get to be president, and everyone respects them for it

If only that were true.

Poop box. They pooped in the poop.

When I was a kid my neighbor told me that the cat poop found in their sandbox is “Indian clay.” Clay that Native Americans left behind. We would pick it up and mold it and it really felt like clay. Since my neighbor participated he believed it too, and I bet his older brother told him that.

It was poop with extra poop... Conclusion you've had a shitty childhood

@@aleksanderlenartowicz5659 poop poop

@@madamecaboose5431 Isn't it great reflecting on these old childhood memories as an adult, and to suddenly realize years later .... "Wait ... waaaiiiiit a second!" It's a common experience for me in adulthood, to randomly remember something for the first time in years ... and only just then truly process and understand what was actually happening in that memory. The adult lens doesn't come into focus automatically -- something has to make you think of the memory, and then the fun begins of you facepalming for sheeeit that happened before you left elementary school.

He does pull it off well

Lol. Yes!!!

Just to Biden though

Nah, these guys didn't get mad when they criticised

Nah modern journalism isn't this civil XD I worked as a reporter and dang is everyone tricky, pushy, and mean!

This is how you know he's from somewhere like Michigan

Same, I'll never trust the bastards.

Peace was never an option

They taste great tho

So definitely not Canada then. Cause they be allllll over this motha

And still people get scared of their true and factual covid death numbers 🤣😂

@@Lowtan "True and factual" 😂

@@brads8350 I agree, it should be either "true" or "factual" both is just redundant.

Cheese is hard milk

@@hurhurhur123 Cheese is hard meat

All I heard was "rock poop"

Parrotfish poop specifically, I think. Marine Biology was a long time ago

@@BlaineKodos exactly right. Parrotfish eat shells and crustaceans from the ocean floor, and poop out crushed shells which become part of the sand on beaches.

A lot of their diet consists of stony corals and rocks. They use their incredibly powerful jaws to bite off chunks that have a lot of algae, then they digest the algae, and the rock/coral skeleton fragments that remain are pooped out as white sand.

@@jumblejumbo eat more snails

Yeah, but now there are Sham-Poo protest claiming all this stuff is fake! Can you believe it!

This is the real bad news...

Howdy

Do we start a club now?