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@stolensentience3 роки тому
It’s the little things I’ll miss most about terry
@polkjmsb3 роки тому
Maybe I'm tired but your comment really got me laughing, god damn
@dinglemccringleberryjr.86323 роки тому
Hahahahaha The little things
@nikolaidrostdov3 роки тому
You temporarily cured my depression with your little joke. Thank you
@aiiiia99713 роки тому
WHEEEEEEZE
@MagicVerve3 роки тому
Little jokes like this make my day
@Punipuni_panda3 роки тому
I wanted him fired until he started singing. Just let the little man be and sing his little song
@blupatches30303 роки тому
😭😭😭
@crystocious67153 роки тому
Same!
@bippy2013 роки тому
😔😭
@mrexpendable12323 роки тому
just think he'll find a new career in singing!
@arthand76723 роки тому
He needs to do a duet with Aunty Donna's tiny little man
@Velo-vl3qj3 роки тому
The way he's crying I feel like Terry's going to get smashed with a mallet :(
@Wertsir2 роки тому
Nah they’ll just lay out some mouse traps with one regular serving size of cheese.
@auxorion2 роки тому
@@Wertsir Underrated comment's sub-comment reply (within the main comment, not the comment itself, but the reply...)
@philliphorton35412 роки тому
look at the daisies. just look at all the daisies terry
@TalynStormcrow2 роки тому
Never been fired before? Standard practice now.
@Strausburg2 роки тому
I was expecting him to crush Terry with a tissue, like getting rid of a spider.
@flan15913 роки тому
The sheer amount of despair in the way you say 'he's measuring ice cream by the cup" is absolutely priceless
@EzonaterРік тому
Agreed
@codygreene90673 роки тому
“You have tiny small man doing big man job.”
@roguesample3 роки тому
It’s amazing how much funnier a sentence is if you remove the “a”s 🤣
@aa27483 роки тому
-heavy weapons guy
@pythonanywhere33923 роки тому
@@aa2748 I love Russians who speak broken English. They're amazing to talk to.
@aa27483 роки тому
@@pythonanywhere3392 me to
@GumballMachinery3 роки тому
That's what she said
@davedaprimate93053 роки тому
God damn it this small man is still eating an enormous amount of food for his size he should be diabetic
@SilentGAMERZisgay3 роки тому
Fucking made me burst into laughter
@singledad73553 роки тому
hes trying his best
@miAIFI3 роки тому
He’s trying so hard to give us gigantoids accurate serving sizes he’s hurting himself. Give terry his job back :(
@SteroidBlackBelt3 роки тому
He is lying and you can tell by the way he Says things.
@Rawyr3 роки тому
dat not how diabeters wurks
@lanceuppercut8220Рік тому
So he's the guy who thinks a serving of Gold Fish crackers isn't an entire bag.
@dawamf8205Рік тому
I get the carton. And I tip the carton up and let them slide in mass exodus to my mouth
@JaxontheOkayРік тому
@@dawamf8205 "exodus" is such a strange but accurate term for the transferral of goldfish crackers from the bag to the mouth
@dawamf8205Рік тому
@@JaxontheOkay "Strange but accurate" is the definition of my existence on this God-forsaken mortal plane
@danielcohn-bendit701Місяць тому
This comment? Chef’s kiss…
@Graenolf3 роки тому
Terry STOP singing “What the world needs now is love” 😫 that made me feel so much emotion for our little angel man Edit: also the little detail of Joel appearing over the top edge of the door slayed me.
@abaddon1303 роки тому
I am still replaying the confronting demon video everytime it appears on the feed, you're a genius.
@josephharkness79573 роки тому
Lowkey cried
@Carlie_flower3 роки тому
Bro the first time I saw your videos I couldn't help but think you'd like Joel. Cool to see you do lol
@0-kay9163 роки тому
Oyfum
@psycold3 роки тому
Which one is Joel?
@BeesAndSunshine3 роки тому
When I find the CEO of serving sizes I'm going to give him 200g of a knuckle sandwich.
@trajectoryunown3 роки тому
What's that, 1/3 of a whole sandwhich?
@theangrycheeto3 роки тому
I would give him 1/3rd of a cup of the stink eye
@hamster_04.73 роки тому
I think that meets the recommended daily amount of knuckle sandwich
@pussinboots8383 роки тому
Gonna give that CEO a whole can'o whoopass.
@trublgrl3 роки тому
200g of knuckle sandwich is supposed to equal five servings.
@kylemartinez65143 роки тому
This is so great because I expect the joke to be that Terry is just eating an average servings size for his size but then he's actually eating ten times his body weight. just a good sketch, very funny
@oz_jones3 роки тому
His metabolism must be insane
@indigoriviera3 роки тому
Yeah I completely agree. This sketch subverts your expectation of what the joke is and that makes it even better
@kensuzuki88303 роки тому
I think he's not sure how much food big people eat so he's just making it up as he goes along
@ayylmao85623 роки тому
@@kensuzuki8830 Yeah this, it’s adorable.
@richelleeasley64923 роки тому
The joke is that the person who made what a serving size is must be tiny. This is my first go at spelling out a joke. How'd I do?
@reesemekkes3 роки тому
Perhaps firing Terry was going a bit far. He could’ve found a happy home on the marketing team where he could worry the smaller details.
@Hi-tg3xf3 роки тому
When he started singing "What the world needs now is love" I died a little. Just so good
@NASkeywest3 роки тому
I think we can all agree that Terry is a really nice guy, but he had to go.
@carlost8563 роки тому
He should have been placed in another position.
@KingNik19943 роки тому
YOU LEAVE TERRY BE, YOU MONSTER
@futuza2 роки тому
We could have just tripled whatever Terry recommended and been fine to keep him around.
@eugenetswong2 роки тому
It won't be a big loss, though.
@elck32 роки тому
@@futuza eh...let's try 5 times what Terry recommended. let's not make the same mistakes Terry did. Edit: you know what make that 10 times, you know? 50 Ritz crackers a serving
@InvidiousIgnoramus3 роки тому
That's him! That's the man that says I can't eat an entire bag of Funyuns!
@patrickwannafightaboutit63383 роки тому
Huzzah!!!
@patrickwannafightaboutit63383 роки тому
Give yet balls a tug eh
@xjunkxyrdxdog893 роки тому
No one said can't, we all said you *shouldnt* .
@youraveragegamer88323 роки тому
Hey I used to have that profile picture
@quaker473 роки тому
the man who destroyed the world
@ryanproduct3 роки тому
the fact that he can do skits where hes talking to himself in a different shot but have it seem so natural is insane to me
@muditafeeler8271Рік тому
Whoa, this is a really good point. Literally so good at this, I don't even notice 😳
@Notveryclever1Рік тому
If you like this sort of thing, you should check out Ryan George. He's the reason I discovered Joel and pals to begin with
@jamesmarker39562 роки тому
Rumor has it, that ever since Terry got laid off, Boss Joel just never was the same. 3 years later he was unfortunately found deceased in his kitchen, after subjecting himself to starvation through following Terry’s serving sizes. Fancy Hat Joel was also found missing shortly after the incident. As for Terry, he spent until has last days singing his little song and reminiscing upon his job and the joy he had working under Boss Joel. Suffering from dementia later into his life, he died with the innocence that he had that day. His gravestone states “it’s the little things that matter in life”. RIP little Terry. He truly had the biggest heart of any of us.
@welcometothejazz3 роки тому
this is the chef's kiss, and the singing was a cherry on top
@bri50333 роки тому
...a Terry on top...
@helpy89733 роки тому
@@bri5033 Stop...no just no
@animationspace85503 роки тому
@@helpy8973 Yes. Most certainly yes.
@helpy89733 роки тому
@no just no I want them to delete that joke
@helpy89733 роки тому
@no just no LMAO im so slow wtf hi no just no
@Sirmenonottwo3 роки тому
1 slice of bread? How am I supposed to make a sandwich terry?
@imadetheuniverse4fun3 роки тому
Me on a diet: 1 serving is 23 individual chips?! *Way* too much. 10 chips is where it's at.
@trajectoryunown3 роки тому
Fold it in half.
@ChapsShrugged3 роки тому
@@lordmusty that's what... she said?🤔
@trentonh.65633 роки тому
Cut it in half, thin bread slice.
@commonhousehuman3 роки тому
@@lordmusty I always do that, easier then de-crusting the bread
@diora2663 роки тому
tell me why i LITERALLY ALMOST CRIED WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR TO HEAR TERRY SINGING. BRO IM TEARING UP ISTG
@ninjanerdstudent69373 роки тому
When I clicked, I thought this was going to be a short documentary about the food industry. I did not expect this.
@skippychurch29653 роки тому
But it was?
@lucyhannah1227Рік тому
this is 100% factual
@kristinasanger3 роки тому
I love how much the boss believes in Terry and his complete heartbreak when he realizes he’s not the right man for the job.
@danitho7 місяців тому
I know! We need that irl
@Evadooker3 роки тому
justice for terry he should have just been moved to a different department
@ChapsShrugged3 роки тому
😶
@russb243 роки тому
He was transferred to typesetting for pharmaceuticals.
@anonthe-third23672 роки тому
Moved to a literal pencil pushing job.
@teketourney57742 роки тому
Yeah, he should do clothing sizes instead
@mrmofo362 роки тому
@@russb24 more love for this comment, zing
@GOMIchow3 роки тому
everyone's gangster til' the small man sings
@xarfram3 роки тому
"Terry how many tic-tacs do you eat?" "I don't know, one?"
@shurgars3 роки тому
Gonna miss that sweet little angel boy. And his sweet little angel voice.
@digitalbottle3 роки тому
You wanna keep my boy's voice high, you gotta keep him dry D:
@inimical_deity3 роки тому
@@digitalbottle tim and eric baby hell yeah
@trentonmakin18383 роки тому
Dude when Terry started singing
@ComedyBros53 роки тому
I'm not sure if I was tearing up from laughter, or if I felt sad that Terry was about to lose his job.
@TheJadeFist3 роки тому
He's actually eating quite a bit for his size.
@hunterhenryk3 роки тому
Looking at my nearest serving size labels, they didn't fire him.
@Kryptnyt3 роки тому
I think the whole world can suffer just a tiny bit to accomodate this tiny person
@charlottemarisol87263 роки тому
*Eating Disorder has entered the chat*
@dottyContrarian6 місяців тому
_those who walk away from omelas_ by ursula le guin.
@xxxxxMojoxxxxx3 роки тому
I will protect him with all my life
@nightwing54321Рік тому
I know you'll probably never see this, Joel, but the song that Terry sings in the end plays in my head on an almost daily basis, and every time that the memory goes away, hearing the actual song on the radio brings it all back. Thank you for this.
@xdcountry3 роки тому
“He’s small- he’s small. He’s a tiny man.” That was incredible- that killed.
@MichaelNatrin3 роки тому
Some day I hope to work a big man job
@kipbush58873 роки тому
Waiting patiently for teri’s EP... edit: we all know Terry is spelled with as few, tiny letters, as possible
@Victorsandergamer3 роки тому
my man ₜₑᵣᵢ
@kbanks57543 роки тому
His name is just a phonetic sounding-out: TRY. Because he's a good boy, and that's what he does every day. 😭
@oodell1603 роки тому
"why are you measuring it cups?" Hahahaha gold, pure gold
@lilyhalter84433 роки тому
Terry deserves a damn promotion, he’s worked at the company for years and even though he’s a small man, he can still do something worthwhile there.
@constants_are_variable3 роки тому
That nice tingling you get when you discover something fresssshhhh. Srsly this happens only once every half year or so
@boccci3 роки тому
my buddy showed me this channel and i know exactly what feeling your talking about
@jessehenderson29673 роки тому
same vibes, my god this man is gonna be famous in like a week.
@sharpy10013 роки тому
Literalllyyyy was in desperate need of some offbeat spicy content
@coffin79043 роки тому
@@jessehenderson2967 100k subs in two days.
@realityblooms3 роки тому
I was also tingling
@s.oddity36403 роки тому
Little man is singing "What The World Needs Now Is Love"
@ComedyBros53 роки тому
I'm not sure if I was tearing up from laughter, or if I felt sad that Terry was about to lose his job.
@commonhousehuman3 роки тому
@@ComedyBros5 two of the reply
@ComedyBros53 роки тому
@@commonhousehuman what?
@Daiyuki1172 роки тому
No shit
@s.oddity36402 роки тому
@@Daiyuki117 Don't be a dick, Daiyuki, I'm justing tryna spread some good ol' love (something the world needs now..)
@Channel9Productions24 дні тому
I was watching the Joker 2 trailer then heard 'What The World Needs Is Love' start to play and for the rest of the trailer all I could think of was this little man
@NFSHeld2 роки тому
When I eat crisps, I actually sometimes read the nutrition facts. Then I take look at the serving size and start laughing, sometimes so hard that I'm almost choking on the 4 serving sizes I was chewing on.
@joemency22423 роки тому
The ritz thing is too true. A whole sleeve for tiny sandwiches
@AJSSPACEPLACE3 роки тому
I think the Americans With Disabilities Act would prevent him from getting fired, under the basis of size. However, he could be given a different position.
@crawdaddy76673 роки тому
🗿🗿🗿
@edgrininnesfortin3 роки тому
no
@ChapsShrugged3 роки тому
😶
@baandersson27373 роки тому
Instead of being in charge of serving sizes he could be put in charge of one fifth of serving sizes!
@TheNondiscriminatory3 роки тому
Actually, if a job requires that you be able to do certain things, the employer is withing their right to exclude you from employment if you cannot be accomodated. For example, little terry would be hired in the first place if a job requirement was "ability to lift 20 lb." The same is true of the nature of the job changes I believe.
@clementine50532 роки тому
As a diabetic who has to constantly check nutritional info I love this deeply
@danielrehfeldt3 роки тому
Could’ve at least given him a different job and not just “let him go,” this is so sad. Justice for Terry!
@jordan49293 роки тому
Did anyone else get incredibly sad when he started singing???
@glorbojibbins24853 роки тому
Terry... My sweet *little* angel
@DeltariousРік тому
Those portion sizes are absolutely *ginormous* for how small he is
@atravismoore2 роки тому
Sleeve as a food quantity is an underrated comedic word.
@VeryPeeved3 роки тому
i feel like you could just... give him a different job.
@aiiiia99713 роки тому
that would not be funny
@unlimitedrabbit3 роки тому
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@AD-wg8ik3 роки тому
Or you could.. eat him?
@infinitelybantaРік тому
@@AD-wg8ik what’s horribly ironic is eating him whole would be precisely one serving.
@j-the-researcher84533 роки тому
" my sweet little angel boy"😂
@typhpunk3 роки тому
Joel's videos actually are very satisfying
@angelicreinforcement33732 роки тому
I'm so glad we we're spared seeing Terry's little hopes and dreams crushed
@eh-ay-ron3 роки тому
Just came across this channel and I'm already a big big fan. Great stuff here 👌
@happsburg46073 роки тому
Same. Got a random recommendation on my feed and have just been diving down this rabbit hole.
@jrodmcscary3 роки тому
Same here. Tony Lazudo sent me here.
@marcelkuhn53103 роки тому
Same
@ryco1053 роки тому
Same took like 6 years to find a gem but worth the wait....FUCKING ALGORITHMS KEEP HIDING SHIT MOST THE TIME
@lilbee2813 роки тому
You had me crying at the ending. This vid is easily one of my new favorites of yours
@rovingmauler7410Рік тому
This made me cry soo much that I had to use an eighth of a tissue to dry my 6 teardrops.
@Segeric3 роки тому
I think this is my favorite thing you've created. When Terry starts to sing I lost my shit.
@mridulchhibber3 роки тому
"no, no! not my Terry" 🤣 love your weird ideas
@iamclassy3 роки тому
When he started singing, my heart cracked
@rory7042 роки тому
Clearly he didn’t fire him because we’re still dealing with these serving sizes today
@Iku003 роки тому
We already miss Terry, if only he was still on the job, we all loved having Terry y'know? He always enjoyed the little things in life
@dirgenmeister40183 роки тому
the ridiculousness of serving sizes should be a reminder that most of the stuff you eat has way too much sugar and other bad shit in it. There's a video which visualizes what 200 calories looks like between different foods and it's like 3 apples versus like 4 chips or something stupid.
@kayfrenly54603 роки тому
You used a bad word. I've reported you to google. Have fun in jail.
@thateverettguy29913 роки тому
That was a really bad word you used their, my uncle’s friend used that word once and his... dogs friend became umm... a uhh.. drug dealer... and yah you are kinda... scaring me?!? Could you also not say that scary, naughty, awful word around terry? He just got laid off and hearing that type of language could really... make him, uhh... cry. So please don’t say that word, UKposts should really censor that stuff now that I think about it. We can’t have terry cry. Not again.
@mattmattmatt1313133 роки тому
@@kayfrenly5460 What's the bad word?
@dcml_3 роки тому
@@mattmattmatt131313 appl*s
@userequaltoNull3 роки тому
@@mattmattmatt131313 st*pid
@yeeeyeyeyeyeee66393 роки тому
serving size is an easy way for companies to downsize the nutrition facts to look more appealing
@ArturGlass.C3 роки тому
Also making people with eating disorder think they're eating enough. So thanks for that, reaaaaally nice.
@ChapsShrugged3 роки тому
😶
@danitho7 місяців тому
Terry heard them! He knew he was on the chopping block. That's why he started singing. 😂
@45johngalt3 роки тому
I'm so happy UKposts started to recommend ur channel to me. Keep on Keepin on!
@kallmecate3 роки тому
That's one if the cruelest things I've ever seen. How could you?!
@Sindraug253 роки тому
"Why are you measuring it in cups?" That is a great question. Here's another one while you're at it. Why do you measure the serving size of cheese or sliced meat in grams?? Just tell me how many fucking slices!
@plumbob1093 роки тому
That would only work for pre sliced cheese(it telling you how many slices too eat)
@ChapsShrugged3 роки тому
@@plumbob109 NO! It does not work! My slices are CLEARLY not the same thickness!🧐 I would send photo evidence😏- but I ate the second half of the package already...😆
@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty73033 роки тому
My favorite is when the servings per container is "approximately 11.5".
@BlayneMahoney3 роки тому
You'll see it primarily in baking. Measuring with just volume is unpredictable because some ingredients can compact, requiring more of it to fill the cup, and that will throw off your ratio. Whereas with mass, you can ensure you're using the exact amount of an ingredient.
@05r413 роки тому
@@ChapsShrugged I think they mean pre-sliced products
@Beaut_Beau2 роки тому
Terry needs to be moved to the vitamins & essential oils department, they use astronomically small amounts, he would be perfect.
@bufarРік тому
This is legit one of my favorite sketches ever. I come back to it all the time. Amazing job man.
@wearedyingРік тому
Sameee. Especially the little man singing
@frogosplayer13 роки тому
Thought he was going to say "Goodnight sweet prince" then smother him with his pinkie finger
@jeromealday6143 роки тому
Too dark
@ZuquapStudios3 роки тому
Your editing is so good. Also, your videos are so good :)
@Joel-Haver3 роки тому
Thanks my dude, glad you enjoy :)
@thecharleylee3 роки тому
All the world, Needs now, Is love, sweet love -baby angel man Terry
@Tayne195Рік тому
I showed this to my wife and she said "This isn't funny." and that's how I knew it was an instant classic.
@codyclarke3 роки тому
this one tugs the heart strings
@FishyFox3 роки тому
This is already my favourite skit of all time. When Terry sings, I just cry laugh so hard
@nathanaelinkРік тому
I’m so happy Joel has found such a solid community of creators but I do hope he finds space to keep doing more stuff like this which I feel like usually only happens when one has been alone in a house for too long. amazing as ever though. best wishes Joel, hope you’re not hearing any criticism!
@barryanderson41462 роки тому
He never had the strength to give him up… clearly
@emarexofficial98743 роки тому
Do people do... Do people ever randomly find this one dude on UKposts who they think matches their humor perfectly? And then over the course of a week like.. watch all their videos? Because they don't really have other stuff on their mind? Like this dude is really funny, his videos are the bee's knees, really brightening up your days. But eventually you will have watched all his videos and then you just watch all of his new ones that get progressively more famous and two years later there's your normal friend who shows you a video of his on their phone and expects you to laugh but you just flashback to these wonderful days where you already binged all of his stuff. And you cry, but only on the inside? While you kinda laugh on the outside? Do other people have that?
@pseudosatire3 роки тому
nice essay ill give you a 91%
@peterbull39553 роки тому
Still in binge phase but I can feel it coming. Specifially, in the air tonight!
@OntarioTrafficMan3 роки тому
No you're the only one. None of the rest of us have realized that if you like one of a person's videos, you much like others too.
@Icemario873 роки тому
I just take the recommended serving size worth of videos and I'll always have plenty. Stop binging. It's bad for you!
@hugoclarke32843 роки тому
@@Icemario87 Dude this guy's name is Ice Mario that's so cool
@nickcoul6993 роки тому
lmfao the ice cream measurement was on point
@ValensBellator2 роки тому
Absolute chef’s kiss for making him sing that song just to make us all feel horrible 😂
@jasonborneman30473 роки тому
I'm so happy you have yourself to make these amazing videos!
@micaelasilvadiaz3 роки тому
This is very creative!!! I loved it!
@girlmeetschaos3 роки тому
SWEET LITTLE ANGEL BOY
@devinlewis51162 роки тому
I don't know what it was but when he said "why are you measuring things in cups???" I completely lost it
@wolfsworldltd30703 роки тому
@Joel Haver this is probably my favorite vid I've seen of yours so far. Glad to see the increase in production value bro. Keep up the fun work, love your creativity.
@Ethereal433 роки тому
One of your best videos in a while, had me actually laughing out loud!
@RealityCheck6T93 роки тому
Wow I'm surprised how much emotional pain this caused me
@xxjaykayxx35483 роки тому
The crying at the end is killing me, even I got emotional 😭😭 Let Terry keep his job!!!!
@mediaconglomerate4897Рік тому
I love how accurate his serving sizes really are
@keyframedstudios12213 роки тому
I finally know the truth, it all makes sense now
@graehampoklar2409Рік тому
Sometimes I feel as if Terry is my own sweet little angel boy
@stevenhawkinsii7241Рік тому
This is probably my favorite of your sketches, which is saying a lot
@Toby639122 роки тому
I refuse to believe that terry didnt do that song on purpose to prevent him being fired, i seriosly doubt this was the first time either
@BennyBall3 роки тому
LMAO I just died laughing when I saw terry
@GuitarSlayer1363 роки тому
Find you a boss that loves you as much as this boss loves Terry.
@chaseb.85832 роки тому
I was literally convinced that there were two separate individuals talking in the hallway, im like…i gotto sit down
@caseysanchez53033 роки тому
Omg I'm in legit tears lmao! Ty I needed this b4 work!
@charc0al_tvРік тому
In reality they just decide what they want the nutrition facts to be and work backwards to come up with severing size, that's why they're so small
@splashlight70803 роки тому
We can't have these tiny small men taking big man job. Thor from the movie Thor: The Dark World wouldn't stand for this.