Friends or payed actors? Edit: paid*

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@@hurhurhur123 they guy who founded paypal makes boats that go into space

@@hurhurhur123 You are a hero, my friend.

I'll leave a massive comment! "seal (the deck or seams of a wooden ship) with pitch or tar to prevent leakage."

It seems really familiar, too. I wish they would stop rehashing the same tired stuff, but what are you gonna do?

Yup

Ugh ikr like create something new it’s your job

So annoying

It feels like I’ve lived it already.

Yes!!

Hahaha so true

I’d feel bad about probably dying on top of another dead person. Feels disrespectful

I often have similar thoughts. I would like to be as unobtrusive as possible when I die. I have wanted to dig my own grave and have it bury itself on top of me but I cant think of a way to do so. Ideally people will just forget about me or assume I just left and went somewhere else

@@laurettadelmar2781 Why? Just because they got to die first? They had their day, now it's yours

Ok give me the good new...

*Dial-up internet noises*

And the good news is the chances of obliterating bad news can get high if you never give a shit about what bad news is, and serve more attention to develop good news.

That just means there is no news. And no news is good news. Oh…

At some point in Joel's life he thought this was a good idea, and so announces his presence by stating his name, how long has it been since that date, and how lonely he is

What if that's an actual technique he does to make sure his memory is still intact

Philip Banks, Philip Banks

@@MyoticTesseract Wait, are you saying that he's waiting until he doesn't feel lonely to know he's developing dementia? D: ;P

It's a bad sign when you transfer from "I'm Joel" to "I'm older Joel"

Youtool rewind 2020

yep.

Exactly. "Remember how 5 years ago you've done this stupid thing? Remember how cringey it was for you? You think other people still remember this? I hope, maybe they didn't consider this awkward then... But what if they still discussing this stupid moment when you're not with them-" "FINE! I didn't want to sleep that much anyway!"

@@viveSOADetMoi it makes me feel so much better that im not the only one who has this problem

Me: lying in bed peacefully Brain: hey remember that one time you did this extremely embarrassing thing? Me: writhing in agony* oh god please kill miiii

I literally read this comment as the part happened 😂😭

@@chronorust3359 I literally read this reply to the original comment as I read your reply to the original comment

@DJB3lfry if you, too, live in a trailer at 26, I can understand why.

Get ready bro lol i used to feel like that when i was 26 and everything got worse now at 28 and it only gets scarier the more you get close to 30

@@Shrimp_Insurance I literally read your reply to the first reply to the original comment as I read your reply to the first reply that is to the original comment

i hope you're feeling better now, Turtleskull

Reaching out for help is good. You got this.

Yea i also watched the video

@@onyxrafle8066 Kinda doubt it

Yeah... that one did hit a spot

:)

Joel's face in reaction to boot

@Khaki Shorts yeah this hit too close to home

Made me feel sad... oof

rip!

Sending good vibes your way ☺️

Is this your first video of his? Also, sunsets and holding hands.

That one's a top shower thought for me

Isn't that the plot of Joker?

@@yoshimitsu4 no idea I've never seen it

Waw! I can't believe how there's a good number of people who I can resonate with more than I could ever, with myself. No lies but I used to do that too most of the time when I was in my bathroom taking shower.

Same

Good to know girls also have the voice saying you have a tiny dick

So sorry you're dealing with this. Don't listen to the lies. You can cast it out with consistent, self-loving truths. :)

@@niccy266 hahaha

I deal with the voice by acknowledging it's been implanted there by my mother. She tried her best to make me into a successful person, but ironically I succeeded by doing the opposite too much of the time. You have to listen to yourself. Meditation helps.

Wow how funny that I used to think that too, I always presumed my parents were rich and they paid all my friends to be with me, I even considered the most absurd events to be the signs that added up to my irrational thoughts.

My subconscious A24 trailer is more like Hereditary

What's an A24?

@@toucan6109 Its a film distributor that does non-blockbustery films. Lots of social comedies and such, a couple of very good horror movies

@@toucan6109 - A film distributor and production company that has been involved in some very distinct and very good movies, like Ex Machina, The Lobster and The Lighthouse.

@@ichbinein123 ily2

Gives me Eternal Sunshine vibes

@@jakobus977 Hm that's what I was thinking! I didn't think anyone would mention that haha.

It's his best because it's based on reality.

nice comment, golden boy!

@@lopocozo haha thanks jakey

Oh man, that's rough, I'm so sorry. Thank god she wasn't in the class though, that would've been another level. Happy to hear you've got a good partner now :)

This is why you should never be a teenager. Just skip that step people, trust me.

@@Shrimp_Insurance Too late, same experience, 0 stars

@@Shrimp_Insurance i liked being a teenager, thought i was the best person in the world. Then adulthood happened ans i quickly realised my mediocrity. It really humbled me.

@@forgetfulstranger same except I was great when I was a tween, and and earlier

Better yet, crippling fear of failure that prevents you from ever realizing your potential. That would suck...

@@GrandmasterofWin wise words

A lot of what people call talent is actually the result of many failures and countless hours of hard work. Figure out something you want to do and spend a long time (a few years minimum) doing it, and you too can have talent ;) Even if someone else more “talented” than you theoretically could have improved faster than you, who gives a shit? That’s just your brain playing games with you. Stick to what you want to do and you can get good.

I don't have to imagine it

Why are you calling me out like that?!

It was 68 dislike so I have to make it 69.Can I get a pass

@@ekarin7778 its 70 now you can remove your dislike

Haha, yeah, Joel does smell bad. 😄

You got me

@@gdog8170 thanks my comrade

3:07 Joel, is that you?

This movie causes me strong feelings of distress, feelings not unlike those of the character thor in the movie Thor: the dark world

more like bore ragnarok

@@AbandonedVoid Everything is all in our heads, isn't it? We may not even exist; we may just be a simulation, our brains creating fake stimuli to make us believe we're living something we're not. Anyways, my point is this: if you have a paranoia disorder, that's just in your head too. Whether we're thinking we're paranoid, or we really are paranoid, it's all in our heads. Now of course, that doesn't mean you can just make the paranoia stop. Maybe with therapy, idk. But the best you can removed the paranoia of being a bad friend is to realize why you might be a bad friend and fix it. Try to pretend you _are_ your friends, or people you want to be your friends, or literally just anyone at all, and think of what they would want from a relationship with you. They would want you to be kind, be interested in the stories they tell you, to hang out with them, to know that you care about them, to help them if they're in dire need. And hopefully, they will do these same things back to you if you do these things for them. That's what a relationship is. A social bond of mutual support and companionship. If people are leaving you, that's a serious issue. I've fallen out with friends, and it sucks, and it's not that crazy, it's pretty normal, so don't worry. But it is a serious issue nonetheless. It means there was a compatibility problem with your personalities, and most likely, someone is emotionally immature or unstable, and the other person couldn't deal with it. If emotionally unstable/immature person is you, that's ok. This video: (ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rKporq6fcHiX0Ks.html) talks about emotional maturity and I thought it was nice. Some lucky people learn it from their parents and by having healthy relationships. Others learn it from the more unfortunate life experience. Now you can't just sulk in the fact that your life is hard. Now I know that may sound rude, especially considering the fact that you are literally starving and you almost died, twice. Dude that is fucked. But in order to fix your relationships with people, you need to fix yourself first. So first, get healthy. So please my dude find a job, even if it doesn't pay very much, beg every fast food chain in your location and do an interview if they're hiring. Get some money, and eat. If your city/country is a shithole, especially now with the virus, if you can, travel somewhere better. Find some work. Get money. Work. Eat. Live. Repeat. In 6 months, it's predicted most developed and developing nations will be mostly vaccinated. Lockdowns will hopefully end, and life can return to somewhat normalcy. Try to find a better job if you can. Practice good hygiene. If you have a stable source of food now, and malnutrition isn't an issue, try exercising. If the gyms near you require money, don't go. Just do it old fashioned. Do situps, do pushups, do jumping jacks, run a little. You'll notice improvement after about a month or two, so be patient and keep at it. That's what I'm trying to do now. Once you look good, you'll feel good too. It's psychology. With life back to normal, hopefully you can go back to school, go back to your old job, go back to your hobbies, whatever. This will put you back in a social setting and you can talk to and meet new people, maybe even go on some dates. Remember to not make the relationship all about you, try to be emotionally mature, try to really care for the other people in your relationships. And be there. Don't leave them hanging, even if you think they don't like you. Remember it's probably just the paranoia. As long as you're kind to them and you care, they will like you. I mean, why wouldn't they? Be there. The more (quality) time you spend with them, the better friends you'll become. That's really all you have to do. Good luck my dude. Sorry this turned into a short novel lol.

@@daltonmiller5590 holy crap dat woz deep

lmao the fact that when i only knew people in real life, no one ever actually cared about me really doesnt help when i get in this state. i genuinely like got fucked over so hard by everyone i met irl. but now i have genuine friends who care and dont leave me alone! pogu

@@itskaelric6036 Some people are dicks. No escaping that. You can only say goodbye, find better friends, and hope they become better people. Glad to know you've found better friends now :)

Stop reading at among us discord server

My life be like (ooh ahh)

@@jegga9199 Grits reference? Noice :)

Yeah because the message is that he's laying in bed at night thinking of his life's failures and paranoia's of the future.

I don't understand that, could you please explain to me why he was holding his shoulder?

@@imhulki463 It’s a common symptom of myocardial infarction, stabbing shoulder pain

@@HyperkalemiaSineWave huh, I do sometimes get random stabbing shoulder pain which lasts for a while... I'm not sure whether I have this or not, are they fatal?

@@imhulki463 Yes, they’re very likely to be fatal. A heart attack is basically a blocked blood vessel supplying the heart, which leads to the tissue dying over a matter of hours until either the blockage clears/is cleared via treatment, or all of the muscle in the heart dies. www.heart.org has a good summary of the stuff that you should know about Heart Attacks and heart attack symptoms. Past a certain age, heart issues are the most common way to die, so everyone should be educated on the issue.

This thread is wholesome AF.

I saw that movie and wtf is up with the plot? I didn't understand shit and I feel dumb lol.

@@mitim.218 the old man was imagining what his life could have been like while also thinking about the regrets he has, but I can't really explain. I recommend watching the video YMS made about the movie, he's the only reason I kind of understood it. Here's a link to the review: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/fqZqjqxkqaaI26c.html

@@veryspecialnot thanks for this!

There‘s a book

is that movie scary? i’m thinking about watching it but the trailer looks a bit sketchy lmao (no spoilers please)

Big effing mood

When I zone out... hard to explain, numbers and triangles everywhere, a mix between Disney's Fantasia and a broken GPU

@@MatiasMoreno synesthesia? or are you just rubbing your eyes while closed?

We all end passing by this, guess life is dynamic and we need to overcome these situations

Hey I really hope the pain eases for you soon. I know that there are people out there who truly care about you. Sending love ❤️

@@bronco7087 Thank you, I hope you will live happily and healthily with your loved ones.Sending love ❤️

Plenty of us scrolling through the comments who relate to your struggle! It'll get better, you'll learn to love yourself and be at peace no matter what happens more and more. Stay strong!

Dude

Depressingly brilliant?

@@foolishkai1822 +1

Same, but I don’t remember what it was , I just remember the looks on their faces

what did you say ahahaha

You don't have to be on ecstasy or any drugs for that

Yeah me too only I wasn't on anything.

Here's the thing though, those strangers aren't a part of life, you might not see them again ever, so why does it haunt you to this day?

Tru that

Also his pupils are massive in that shot even with bright light shining on them.

so true bestie

men don't cry. better troon.

Some of these comments sound like they are written by movie critics and to me that's perfect😂

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@@jegga9199 smh

@@SerfsUp1848 What did I do now?

@@jegga9199 hey man🤷 I ain't your mom.

i get those but its more 'we get back together' then i relive the breakup in dreamland

@@saganc.4090 that must suck

See... for me, I only dream about the worst ones. And in the dream timeline, that all still happened. But we're happily going on like it never did and there is a tiiiiny little piece of me that knows exactly what's going on that's screaming "GET US OUTTA HEEERE! DO NOT GO INTO THE LIIIIIGHT!" And then, I usually wake up sweating, but feeling free as a bird. It's like having those nightmares where you're not only late for school, but you're only wearing that pair of boxers that always lets your peepee hang out and you wake up so damned excited that school is never going to be a part of your life again.

@@daraygona7058 Yeah, but I feel like having those memories would help you to not make the same mistakes

Cross the room if you understood this reference.

@@Liface Cross the room if you chug unsealed sprite bottles found on the street full of unknown flavorless, colorless liquids

Is it really though

wait what's the joke there I dont get it

Next time order Cosmopolitan and see how he reacts.

@@s.sterling6685 Some people are drink snobs, especially to guys.

@@RageHole ahhhh ok