"*gasp* Are you... GREGnant?!" "... No."

"Your wish is my command. unless I don't want to do it, then I won't" ~ Danny Gonzalez

i love how his eyes, shirt ,and words are blue unplanned coordination

Danny: does the craziest shit and doesn’t get embarrassed Also Danny: prints out a picture and gets embarrassed

you should've just owned the awkward walgreens experience and worn the pink shirt. then the lady would've looked at the picture of you with the smaller picture of you, and then looked up to the actual you. a true cryptid

Cashier: *looks at g r e g letters Cashier: "Gerg?"

i’m sure this joke has been made already but he had a blank space, baby and he wrote our name

“Well, your nursery looks really nice.” -Laura; aka Danny’s wife

I love your wife "well your nursery looks really nice"

"Now he's been with me through thick and thin. mostly Thiccc"

G - reach R - for E - the G - stars

“You chose... that pose?” Trashed

Cut apart the grateful and thanks and then glue them together to make "granks" and "thateful"

“Does that look good?” *squints in accusation* “cant tell”

G- Really R- Good E- at G- Interior decorating

The way he looks up at the picture of himself when hanging up “thanks” is killing me I’ve replayed that part like 8 times

you can always use this channel to narrate wattpad stories about popular boy bands during the purge

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="465">7:45</a> u literally have a picture right beside u that can show u exactly where your head will be

It's so nice that you have a picture of Drew Gooden on your wall.

3 Channels Danny has 1. Danny Gonzales 2.2 Danny 2 furious 3. Drew gooden

I heard "Are you GREGnant?" _*confirmed_ they're having baby gregs

"Are you G-R-E-G-nant?" LOL XD

Showed this to my mom who’s an interior designer and she appoves

Danny: yea it is Greg Cashier: is that your name Danny: well... yes... but also no

I’m dying from the “are you gregnant?”

*is in a room with hardwood floors, a giant window, and mostly empty walls* "Why aren't these 3 panels of sound foam working???"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="356">5:56</a> _sigh_ "I'm gonna take it out." *almost cries*

"Your nursery looks really nice" Savage 😂😂😂😂

I keep forgetting you're NOT 16 and have a wife, house, and dog Bruh how did this shit get the most likes 👁👄👁

You don't have a frame for the little picture in the picture :(

Who would've known 4 years later Danny would be decorating a real nursery for a real upcoming baby.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="611">10:11</a> well that aged well

Looks great, but the picture inside the picture doesn't have a frame

Nice

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="391">6:31</a> Danny: “The world is our oyster, Greg” Captions: “the world is our oyster, *Craig”*

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="617">10:17</a> "Are you Gregnant!? :D" "Heh... *no* "

here’s a free decorating tip: cover the wall in only your face. big faces. little faces. make it a wall collage/ wall paper

“.......that’s not where I put my camera”

Watching this years later really acts as an origin story type of thing

finding out that Danny painted those letters and they werent bought the shade of blue they are now was truly traumatizing

Greg is happy now. No more crippling depression for Greg.

hey please make a ‘cooking with danny boy’ series on this channel i want to _experience your culinary skills_

Not gonna lie at 37 seconds I thought he said “bagel desk”

Y’know, that Gregnant line aged so well 5 years later

When they have a baby, their name will be Greg. No matter the gender

personally I thought you should have printed out a giant picture of Google autocomplete asking if Greg was the fastest growing fanbase on UKposts

I honestly thought that was a photo of Drew in the background.

This is my fav vid cause it shows how awkward and confused he is

“Are you gregnant?” -Danny Gonzalez 2018

"thanks for... the wall...?"

It took me until he said “I don’t use this second channel that much” to realize I was indeed watching from another channel. Guess I’m doubly Greg now.

I don’t think I wanna use grateful anymore, cause it makes the thanks make too much sense. Yep that’s Danny

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> YES. I never worked at Walgreens, but I worked for a large printing company near a college, and oh boy was that fun. One of the largest prints for a student that wasn't paid for by the school was a 150in by 44in David Bowie. The printer ran out of ink halfway. (just an occasion happening no problem) except we were out of the magenta until the next morning. Well, the CEO comes in and see's David Bowie's crotch dropping out of the printer, he then proceeds to turnaroud and walk out letting us know its been a good long day.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="36">0:36</a> I wish I had a bagel desk...

Imagine Laura said yes when he asked if she was pregnant and this was a pregnancy reveal the entire time

When I first started watching you, I thought the picture was of Drew Gooden.

just fill the room with a bunch of those little nutcracker guys

I think the putting your picture in the background is a great idea. But put tons so they take over the wall, then we will have perfection.

Watching this three years later makes me so happy. How you've grown, Danny! 😊

The struggle between laziness and work ethic with taking the poster out was so relatable

Can you start selling the poster on your merch store?

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="527">8:47</a> = me looking at this channel's name and trying to determine if Danny is being funny or just actually has the mind of a 7 year old boy

I've never related more to the "Am I just going to leave or take it out?.. *sighs* I'm gonna take it out." 😂😂 My OCD is the same. Like it may not be that noticeable but I KNOW it's there so it'd bug me.

Seeing this two years later is so strange because the baby blue is like his signature colour

woah Danny’s uploading on his second channel this is crazy

FINALLY A VIDEO FROM THE 2ND FASTEST GROWING CHANNEL ON UKposts

Cashier reads letters g r e g Cashier:Greg? Danny:yeah haha Cashier: is that you? Danny: no. Well kinda, but no it’s not my name.

How long until he realizes that the decorations on the left wall arent in the picture

This is literally the sweetest thing

Tbh, when I first started watching Danny he looked like 16 so when he says he said he had a wife I was so confused. I get it now

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="615">10:15</a> I love how Danny just looks at Laura gasping and she's already shaking her head "no" like she already realizes what conclusion he Drew from her comment.

“so I just moved into a house” As if he didn’t live in a house before

WHAT I DIDNT KNOW DANNY HAD TWO CHANNELS THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING ILY DAD

Can the first baby be named Greg even if its a girl

I wonder what Danny's neighborhood thinks of him now "Yeah, the same dude just walked into our store today - Y'know the guy? The one who printed out a picture of himself with a picture of himself, and then bought letters of his kind-of name. .. Love him, he's such a cryptid"

Danny: am I good at this after all? Also him: * puts a picture of himself in the background...*

My automatic subtitles from UKposts say that you say Craig when you clearly say Greg and I feel so betrayed that UKposts supports the vile vile Craigs

Home improvement with Danny. Make it a series please

Danny: “am I good at this, am I really good at designing.” Danny on the wall: “no, not really”

May i just say that danny’s eyes are GORGEOUS

Me: Danny, what cha got there? Danny: JUST THIS LETTER

Also I love how like, he's telling us to 🌟Reach for the Stars 🌟 but in a very unemotive, very detached, very Danny way.

Watching this 5 years later with Danny actually having had a little baby boy with laura

He's been with me through thick and thin. *mostly thick.*

Danny:aRe YoU gReGnAnT??? NO

When you said you have a big old desk I thought you said you had a bagel beak and I slowly nodded approvingly.

It hits diffrent watching this video now knowing she's gregnet

Danny is a master of tasteful minimalist decor

We really enjoy the laid back content on this channel ❤️ keep it up

You can not convince me otherwise, but he said “bagel desk.”

Ig the nursery look worked out 4 years later😭

Danny: does that look good?” *stares deeply into my soul*

*me when I hear he's going to Target*: HE SHOULD GET LETTERS TO SPELL GREG!!! *Me when I see he does*: omg I've reached ultimate greg.

THE THREE DISLIKES ARE FROM THE WALGREENS EMPLOYEES

I love that there's a spot for the dog to supervise from

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="356">5:56</a> *sighs* "I gon take it out" Lmao😂😂 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="542">9:02</a> Wtaf are you doing😂😂😂

Greg, we should reach the stars.

“your nursery looks really nice”

It's been so great to see these old posts and catch up on how/why the office was decorated and the Greg name. I'm so gregful.

imagine if they name the baby greg just so they can use the wood blocks again