I know what you did

na

real

Edging

Love you schlatt

The Schlaby Monitor goes hard though

"Schlingadingaling" truly has some Schkilled viewers

​@@RyanSoltaniand the idea of deodorants with anime girls pictures on them seems pretty legit too.

True

it's actually impressive how much effort they put into this

You forget the FREE

You forgot 1999

Who said it's all jokes?

And shank being a homosexual

And mispronuncing his name

Wtf is schlork

​@@Noobsareawesome1224 Schlatt Fork

@@rwbygaming586 ohhh schlork

Schlorkils down his spine.

Shlit

That venn diagram is mostly a circle, to be honest

Who says we can't be both

Also a lot of femboys and furries, and femboy furries...

@@dbk-red-son This mf solos Einstein in terms of inteligence.

​@@jimtsap04 There is a surprising overlap in engineers/other stem professionals and femboys/furries. Take me for example - Engineer, Femboy, Jschlatt Viewer.

I was kinda mad that they didn’t show the part where the stream actually crashed

If I remember correctly there’s a chuckle sandwich episode where this happened and all he had to explain to Ted was “oh I go around 3 o’clock every day”

Was this an old stream? Or did he just not upload the vod

@@vexehedrim7910 very old stream, he's starting up the content wheel with actual videos instead of shorts now

I noticed that. most of these clips I saw on shorts overtime.@@AeonCDG

What about the schlaby monitor

@@alrightatgames but then you would need a schleboard and a schlouse

God forbid the schlondom.

​@@elicleverdon297or the shick

⁠@@elicleverdon297I’d take the Shlondom over ShlAIDS any day

This man is a force to be reckoned with

the restraining order must've been wild

I can't pass up the opportunity for views, haha. Even though you've put me through an extreme amount of grief. haha

​@@jschlattLIVEhaha.

@@jschlattLIVE when will you do a jelqing stream

yes

I am 666th like

yes

mizu

"Homeless people should just get a job"

Yep good Ole Charborg

Charborg sighting

it truly has been a charred borg

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

wum

Who are this

i'm a schlut for the schlompany

​@@lpc9929scented candles

That is certainly a nickname

how do you find a schlitoris

SCHLITORIS IS INSANE

where the FUCK is the SCHLITORIS?!

I'm telling mr dawg about this

Ur the hero we all needed, but didn't deserve

How are the wings?

So it is real

I'll have my lawyers contact your lawyers.

@@jschlattLIVE Word

@@jschlattLIVEi can provide the fluff needed for the stiffed animal itself. For free (:

My man is making deals with the "big man" himself

⁠@@jschlattLIVE I thought no one had seen the lawyers since 99

Nice.

I KNOW

This was streamed all the way in NOVEMBER, & only now after he's milked all the presentations in UKposts Short clips, only then he uploads, imo a pretty mid-edited-together video. Something must have happened behind the scenes that delayed this video production-wise, & or some irl event cause this is actually ridiculous.

He’s already reacted to all of them in big guy shorts lol

next he will post a reaction to his own yt shorts reaction

it did

If I don’t take street signs, can I stop paying taxes?

@@Fodkdj Worth a try

If it still legsl if i dont pay taxes yet

EXACTLY finally someone gets it lmao

By this logic you can steal from apple if you have their stock... ah shit.

HOLY SHIT IT IS

@@exoplanetarydevIM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING BEFORE READING THIS REPLY WTF

Yeah, it's a popular spot

LMFAOOOOOOO

I knew it looked familar

I'm kinda glad less people actually understood the joke😭

it was actually 2997

@@BrainFreeze4 Confidently incorrect

my father died on that fateful night

@BrainFreeze4 it's 2997 if you count the hijackers, if it's just victims is 2977

whats the ccp gonna do with an ip address, its not even an exact location

opera gx doesnt steal your ip its just a shit browser

Canonical Ending

I would actually love it if he worked for him, his style was sick

Am I tripping out the fucking wazoo or did the animator sample OSP Blue??? Bc if not then man oh MAN whoever voiced it sounds like him

@@airconditionerthatneverworks for sure

@@artemismoore9022 I have no clue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reminds me of krugston’s works

Who is Schlatt?

@@fadeskywards1245 He meant "schlatt"

He is slopping like pyro

wdym its november 2023 right now

"Building Schleven"

The dude is kinda cute tho. He gay?

​@@TheManinBlack9054 willy wonka looking guy

There is some power behind this fan base

schlatt's fanbase is better than him in intelligence and funniness

Doesn’t he actually work for Schlatt now, I think he drew for SDP

that is still pretty impressive for two hours honestly

Preach 🗣️🔥🔥

It was so cuteeee

Holy shit it's my wallpaper

real

Shloseph Stalin always returns at the randomness of times

bro what

bro came back from the dead faster than Jesus

uh that doesn’t add up to 100% stupid

what's the other 50%...?

​@@ferret_lover2665horror

@@ferret_lover2665the horror

It says half horror 😭​@@ferret_lover2665

he diddnt only attack america, he caused great crimes here in Britain too @jshlattLIVE

Don’t forget 🏢🏢✈️

Yeah "Schlesingerweizensworn" is so funny, i nearly forgot the guns he gave those children on 99'

@@AlphaBeta-rf4zv i agree "shlenisschulcker" is hilarious, my dementia almost made me forget about what he did to those slave hostages in '99

Schlatzstaffel is so funny. I disregard those things he did in '99.

HE SOUNDS LIKE A DAD😭

SANTA CLAUS 😭

@@walturwhitSCHANTA CLAUS!!

OH SHIT I LOVE YOUR MINECRAFT SERIES GANGSTER

just like how the planes were delivered to new york at 8.46am

I scrolled too far to find this comment. We love charborg!

@@chimichangacharlessammeeeee

charborg sightings getting wild in 2024

Scharborg.

I always forget that Charborg did videos with Schlatt before. They seem like they're from different universes.

of course he follows the law now. you really do not want any contact with the law or they might put the pieces together and finally serve justice to the 65 souls that perished that day.

12:28 schlorp denies his crimes

Technically, the '99 incident was not illegal. This is mostly down to the fact that nobody thought it was possible.

This made me scream

same

​@@StealsAndEatsYourSandwichthis made me cream

​@@StealsAndEatsYourSandwich this made me cream

​@@StealsAndEatsYourSandwichthis made me scream without the s

Oschama schin schladen

​@@dreamp4Schlim Schlong Schlun

Schlonald Schlump

*AHHAHAHAHAHA* that was my reaction to reading this

.... How do you know??? HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?

​@@yourshoulderdevil5229 you see, theres this website called google

@@yourshoulderdevil5229there are consequences to being gay!

@@yourshoulderdevil5229by searching it up dumbass? And ik its a joke but its so not funny

@jamvey Yeah you right

Hunger games

@breadsandwich8419 Yeahhhh but they were seeking out children not homeless people

I loved your presentation!!!

@@pixelzwithaz Thank you so much!!

@@pixelzwithaz yours was great too btw!

its a repost

I think he was talking about tiktok reactions specifically

Schlattballs

Congrats dude

​@@Balls199holy

There not wrong 💀

@@matthewboire6843I’ve seen you before in replies

@@Thefox0922 oh? Like where?

@@matthewboire6843 idk can’t remember

@@Thefox0922 oh ok

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice

nonbinary waifu is still a waifu smh smh

@@whizkeysh0the's not nb he's just a full on dude

true bro true

@@aclonymous do i have to pull out the interview where the creator of the series said he wasn't gonna put a label on Astolfo and that they use gender neutral titles because of that...

Who?

Broooo, that one in a life time insult

I thought imaginators was pretty fun

​@@heHefuny you are mistaken

The first 4 are peak

Trap team is my absolute favorite

@@aidenpotter5952 it has the nostalgia factor for me, so same

get this man a :hesrightyouknow:

get this man a :hesrightyouknow:

What

Hater trash

700k?😂

NAHHHH- 😨

“This is so stupid. I’ve been trying to fi- please. I’ve been trying to film suh-eh anything for like 30 minutes. This is what I look like. That’s it. I’m done. I’m done.”

hard agree. i took like 15 screenshots of my homepage becuase jambo's reaction images lined up with heads and things on the thumbnail

so true....

Net worth doesn't mean anything lmao you really think a Google search is accurate representation of his money?😂

best part is that the address is to a gay nightclub

​@@aidandorr546 Damn so it's really his address

Hello big man