The look of disappointment on Schlatt's face as he stares at some of these is reminiscent of the looks of those 4 women in 1972

Schlatt getting "mad" at the Titanic joke and chuckling at a 9/11 joke is exactly why I love him. As well as the events he committed in the 69th episode of the Sleep Deprived Podcast.

Schlatt's ability to cry on command is actually impressive

Just a tip for watching a Schlatt video, never drink HOT LIQUID while trying not to laugh

Boy, I sure hope these tiktoks are going to be hilarious

rest in peace "schlatt". so glad they're uploading old stream content so we can reminisce on the good times we had with him

14:57 schlatt getting so emotional over this is amazing. The picture speaks a thousand words without saying any at all

The guy at 13:57 is my favorite person in tik tok. All of his videos are exactly like this and it’s so powerful.

Out of all the content creators, "Schlatt" is definitely one of them

The fact that "schlatt" put a blue lobster at the end caught me "offguard" and i am very "grateful" for him being so interactive with his fanbase

ok but the smoke alarm thing was so wholesome? Like? He really cares about us not dying!

13:00 the cat in awe is Ivan, I forgot the cat with the t-Rex arms, but Ivan is blind and I think the other cat is disabled. They are so adorable :)

hey guys the video has been out for a few seconds but here's an obligatory comment that's unrelated to the video

I can’t believe Jschlatt “killed” the Queen. It “sickens” me.

Oh my “god”, the ranking part of this “video” is my favorite. I have never “laughed” so much in my “life”

5:45 my eyes sting just hearing that shit because I was too scared to have my eyes open.

i showed my mother the wasp and bee nest tiktoks and she literally just stared at the screen for 2 whole minutes and walked away saying, “what the fuck..”

Schlatt's upload schedule is so strong he even posts videos after being killed by a drunk crasher, what a hero Edit: I sincerely apologize for my mistake. I called them a drunk driver when clearly it's drunk crashers that kill people. I will look to better myself and make sure that I don't get this wrong again.

Today is Monday, which means Schlatt gets to lose his mind over our TikToks. It is his favorite activity.

1:05 you can that guy was fighting his primal instincts when he took whatever the fuck that was in his hands.

16:04 For non-VOD watchers, I'm pretty sure he stared at this for a full minute or so without actually saying anything. Wildest stream on Twitch for sure.

To the guy who wants to know what to do with his turtle; -Give it space to burrow. -Give it space to move. -Give it headpats. -Let it out on the grass. -Watch it. It appreciates your company. -appy slices. -They almost all have one brain cell what do you expect it to do. -Seriously, they just like hanging out with you. It gives them serotonin. -Clean the shell with a toothbrush occasionally -Stawberries -Theyre dumb as hell what games do you expect it to play, fetch?

6:44 No thoughts, head empty.

My happiness when the title isn't "cursed" or "scuffed" but hilarious, already know it's going to be a good video by the title

Rest in peace jshclatt, this stream was recorded in 2021, hope his family is doing well .

i like how "Schlatt" laughs at car crash audios but gets mad at titanic jokes, makes you think about this "human's" priorities

11:50 bro pulled up with the squad💀💀💀

6:23 Schlatt and Jambo in 40 years

I see "Jchlatt" finally got away with it. This surely won't look good for "him."

im fucking crying so hard at the gorilla popsicle. "Do you see it?" has me so unbelievably dead

13:01 bros a T-Rex 💀

Schlatt acts like he's a wrongun, but I can tell he's genuinely a good person who cares about a lot of people. (Especially men)

1:06 most sane Florida man

4:35 pov you have social anxiety but you don’t know where they moved the peanut butter to.

14:57 the power of aphex twins ambient work, can even send "schlatt" into tears

Hey Matthew I heard giving your turtle a proper enriching environment is great for them, also interacting with them is great at forming a bond with them, if you are worried bringing him a friend will always help :)

16:28 Definitely the highlight of “Schlatt’s” career. One of the jokes of all time.

5:17 “who makes that noise?!” * A little orange who is mildly annoying *

4:59 bro sounded like stitch when he laughed💀

11:55 "You're finally awake..."

1:04 I think this is the first time I have unironically screamed (in fear?) over a tiktok, like it was such a genuine reaction what the hell

15:42 the special ed kid laying down the sickest flow in the back of the class

15:28 Lmfao Schlatt just absolutely called that donator out.

13:14 “bro has seen some stuff” ivan the cat has unfortunately never seen anything because he is blind

I physically flinched and almost dropped my phone when the guy put the crushed wasp nest in his mouth

1:11 i just spat my water out of pure reaction

I love the turtle message because it's both completely possible that it was someone who geniunely had questions about what to do with his pet and remembered 'oh I know schlatt had a lizard maybe he will know', and also completely possible that it's someone playing level 99 mind games.

Everybody telling Schlatt the Queen died like he doesn’t know 💀

12:49 FOR WHAT PURPOSE???

Screw it. Timestamps (with fun nicknames!). 0:00 The Fall of Man 0:08 Gourmet Style Hawaiian glizzy 0:21 Crushing a wasp's nest 0:38 Eating a wasp's nest 1:26 Gorilla Popsicle 2:23 Sponsor Break 3:16 Spring Shoes 3:22 Chicken hot as hell 😂😂 3:38 Pimp My Kart 3:55 Roblox Car Crash 4:27 Respect for our Fallen Men 4:37 leaving an upper decker for the morning crew 4:54 goofy ahh phone 💀 4:59 Ignore my laugh 5:23 😭😭😭😭 5:52 It's Just Monkey Business 6:09 If it works... 6:23 Oscar Heard a Curse Word 7:01 Cruise Crash 7:09 Oreo gets to recreate 9/11 7:43 Just BARELY Made It! 8:07 How to Build a Fusion Reactor 8:24 Drive-Thru Outro 8:35 "You probably had no drip when you were younger" 8:47 Very Human Designs: Anti-Step Shoe Cover 9:39 The Iron Stare 9:56 Texas Mosquitos 10:02 These School Toilets are Different 10:20 Criminal in The Making 10:39 BLUE LOBSTER JUMPSCARE!!!22!!1 10:45 Biden Stumbles on his Words 11:08 Juicy Watermelon 11:31 meme of the day 11:40 Granny Caught Lackin' 11:55 Monkey Truck 12:09 The Slippery Bridge 12:40 Gangs in London 13:00 Cat in Awe 13:16 Cat and Man Have a Drink 13:37 Which Grade are You 14:16 Turtle in Trouble 14:36 Speaking Music 14:58 3090 Woes 15:37 U rappin' bad 16:05 The end..

3:25 oh nah he’s an ancient wise Chinese dragon now

9:30 turtle soup

“This dude’s entire trench just got mustard gassed” is now a permanent part of my vocabulary thank you

It's always a good day when "schlatt" uploads

Schlatt. A rare subspecies of hilarious content. I wish you to never die for unlimited funnies.

I absolutely loved when he ranked them, funniest part of the video

1:30 bro sounds like he's on the verge of tears

8:29 The employee laughing though 😂

7:37 you just had to jinx yourself didn't you

Love watching your vids after editing, love ya vids man.

10:56 He's got that Ludwig laugh

13:30 pov:you're killing horses in minecraft

Oscar had strong moral values indeed

i always come back from a rough day and seeing your videos always cheer me up

12:40 as a citizen of the United Kingdom I can confirm that is the average robbery

Rest In Peace Schlatt it’s almost as if he’s still here with us 😔🐓🐓🐓

"This is very disrepectful to the people who died at the titanic" -the man who laughs consistently at car crashes

My cousin's house...well, her mother's... ALL the smoke alarms were making that sound. She was completely used to it, to the point of not hearing it. For me, it sounds like sneakers scuffing on the floor and I _hated_ it.

8:39 Thats what i call a merch drop 🔥

14:11 me after school

1:40 at first I seen MOI🗿

I like how shlatt open up the hilarious TikTok’s with someone crushing a wasp nest

13:40 This is actually a very deep and sophisticated criticism of the modern education system and it's failings, as it reveals to us the true intent behind the overlords that keep us shackled into their system with no way of escaping a never-ending cycle. Utterly poetic and astonishing.

Schlatt will forever be remember as one of the best comedians ever RIP

ur my favorite person to watch bro keep up the good work

10:50 As and Australian, I must ask, YALL ELECTED HIM?

12:01 That shit’s the start to a call of duty mission

9:41 i recognize that roller coaster, i've been on it before, and lemme just say it is very impressive how STIFF his spine was with the way the coaster JERKS you around

I was not even 2 minutes into this video and I officially declared that I had enough internet for that day

6:30 Mr.hippo that you 💀💀💀

4:28 schlatt killing queen Elizabeth ii and leaving the uk saying he had nothing to do with it

7:03 don't worry schlatt, they're pretty chill

No one: 13:05: *My cat looking at Casper in my room at 3 am in the morning.* EDIT: HE CALLED THE WATERMELON BAJA BLAST

Thank you jshlatt for making me smile I just lost my best friend today and i still don't know why she hates me or what I did kinda but this made me feel better than I have been the whole day so tysm..!

He has never once asked me to do any of the things at the start of these videos so I've come to the conclusion I've either been drugged or Schlatt is schizophrenic.

RIP Schlatt you will be missed. It’s great that we’re seeing old memories of him.

Amazing foreshadowing at 11:16

Dude I paused the video instantly when that guy got the wasp nest, I was shook and I felt like I would have nightmares for a whole month, never before have I seen such horrors. And then he ate it.

9:06 that already happens in NYC

"That was 2 hours of your work to send that in" That made me laugh way more than it should have

*anything confusing happens* Every dsmp guy: HELLO?

10:09 "is this class royal tactics" well to be precise its clash of clans i do suppose🤓

8:24 the funny thing is I know that song, I listened to it and the artist's other music a lot when I was 13 Artist's name is TheFatRat

i miss schlatt so much im remembering the good times with this video. glad to see fan accounts are still keeping him alive

0:22 wasps are like the Mafia, they never forget forget their friends but they also never forget their enemies

An in depth (but simple) explanation on Fusion reactors: A fusion reactor runs off the same principle of nuclear chemistry. Instead of fission reactions which creates the power of nuclear power plants by splitting the atom. Fusion reactors use Fusion which fuses 2 atoms and generates so much inextinguishable clean power it can power large urban cities with 1 reactor. The problem with creating a fusion reactor is the energy requirements because you practically need a Fusion reactor to make a Fusion reactor and the heat is insane but, using vacuum chambers you can get dull the heat but, it's still quite powerful heat so it's hard to find materials that can stand that high heat.

13:46 why did he have to think for third grade “what’d i sound like in third grade i can’t remember”

10:17 glad he used the right terminology

The fire alarm thing - they have 2 power sources, a 9v battery and mains power. The battery is there if the mains is disconnected or there's a blackout.

7:25 The way he says graham cracker 💀😂