Ranking Your CURSED Cooking
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Schlatt ranks your DISGUSTING meals. This stuff is basically inedible.
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I asked you guys to send in photos of your DISGUSTING Cooking, your CURSED cooking, your WEIRD meals, your SCUFFED food, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
@jschlattLIVE Рік тому
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@aerok7 Рік тому
Ok "schlatt"
@JackJellyv Рік тому
No thank you.
@schizophil1 Рік тому
I’m not going to download your liberal technology shlayg
@lukeg1058 Рік тому
Whats up checkmark?
@lee-tm5dl Рік тому
okayyy
@tmor9336 Рік тому
For reference, at the timeout, schlatt actually spends about 10 minutes just mentally preparing for the catboy
@uninterestedcat8429 Рік тому
😆
@duskstorm3560 Рік тому
At this point, I honestly can't tell what is and isn't a bot
@tmor9336 Рік тому
@@duskstorm3560 lmao facts
@swegmastur614 Рік тому
@@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here
@communadog7874 Рік тому
@@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here
@RandomUser11170 Рік тому
This cooking is nowhere NEAR as cursed as when Schlatt cooked the human bodies of those fifteen women on August 23rd, 1999, just for fun.
@thegreatgoosegod726 Рік тому
It's a shame the witnesses just "disappeared"
@RandomUser11170 Рік тому
@@hijo5966 Hi Jo
@Super-wx6br Рік тому
It was a good meal
@mintywhatever Рік тому
@@hijo5966 Men. Ew
@ev_ring Рік тому
Excuse me?
@JoeMama-wr1wr Рік тому
After rewatching I’ve realized something… does Schlatt just know which drugs each ingredients make?!
@javabeans9853 Рік тому
🤫
@reekill_playlists Рік тому
Be quiet, you don't want to draw attention to it or "he" might notice
@dane7739 Рік тому
I mean not really, he called a gunpowder recipe a black tar heroin recipe, so I’m questioning his professionalism. I’m personally more into illicit moonshining, but even I know the difference between what powders you should and should not be snorting.
@thatonelittleladybug.1105 5 місяців тому
naaaaaahhhhhhhh💀💀💀💀💀💀
@SwarmerGaming 4 місяці тому
@@dane7739just get your license and make it legally.. makes it less fun I guess, but makes buying good equipment much much easier. Makes cheaper and better alcohol than a shit $9 handle of vodka
@UrPPhard Рік тому
"Stop jerking off the salt dispenser" Never in my entire life, have I ever heard that sentence
@snipercat7838 6 місяців тому
Lancer said that he'd never think he'd hear that sentence in his entire life
@itstruffle907 Місяць тому
and he said it wrong, he actually says "don't start jerking off the salt dispenser"
@HeisenbergTheFirst Рік тому
I wouldn't be surprised if one of jschlatt's fans cooked meth live on stream then sends it to his po box
@jschlattLIVE Рік тому
Are u from braking bad
@Mr.Pixelated Рік тому
@@jschlattLIVE yes, yes he is
@megaoof5655 Рік тому
@@jschlattLIVE still nothing compared to what you did back in 99
@evillestguy Рік тому
@@jschlattLIVE better caul saul is better imo
@frost6916 Рік тому
@@jschlattLIVE no
@mikewarper6789 Рік тому
People that hate "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned* People that love "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*
@daquavious8011 Рік тому
@awnx ruyv thats what he said
@letmetie8718 Рік тому
@@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned
@mpgodjr Рік тому
@@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned
@dusklolr Рік тому
trying to get him banned and trying to get him banned endearingly
@Nova-uq9nw Рік тому
"I" "love" "Schlatt" "so" "much""."
@Monlordbing Рік тому
Schlatt: You can clear all of your history so people don't know what you're planning 1 month later: The Queen 💀
@justaguywhohappenstobepurp2913 Рік тому
Bro💀
@andromeda9818 Рік тому
No 💀
@kristine_riddle00 Рік тому
Yeah 💀
@Emogamer-tp8vo 9 місяців тому
Let it die let it die let it shrivel up and die
@blockywow 9 місяців тому
@@Emogamer-tp8vonahhhh
@randomyoutuber4189 Рік тому
4:39 “You can’t redeem yourself from that” “Duwehdowehduleh” “WA HHHHH _whatwasthatnoise_ WHAHAT”
@austinb.4230 Рік тому
i watched this entire stream and the amount of 9/11 references, schleezers and meth recipes he got was absurd
@Pedguinarmy12 Рік тому
True, it was hilarious though
@thaliacrafts407 Рік тому
I died when those two sweet ladies baked a f*cking twin towers cake. It's always the ones you least expect
@elijahpelito4722 Рік тому
Surprised no one has tried to squeeze all of it in one vid yet.(maybe including the "it's free"movement). Maybe next time
@jenopolgar9447 Рік тому
How to make meth btw, asking for a friend
@Lazarus_The_NPC Рік тому
The references, wheezer intros, and recipes need to stop. It's not funny. They seriously need to go get some help.
@painoman5083 Рік тому
I love how the content has gone from schlatt having fans make content for him to his fans making content that he literally cannot show lmao
@leylapank4671 Рік тому
I feel as though the main goal is to cause as much mental damage to slchatt as possible
@ms.chicolato5949 Рік тому
it's probably gonna get soooo much worse lol
@matiascanela1112 Рік тому
Its educational
@dreamspeedrundununanun6932 Рік тому
I feel kinda bad for Schlatt.
@HeavyWeaponsGuy3 Рік тому
schlatt community
@weirdo_kid- 9 місяців тому
5:38 I rate that 9/11
@Copperdude 20 днів тому
me too
@Snatch2 Рік тому
At this point, Schlatt's screams of pain and confusion are the only things that put me to sleep at night.
@emma_nutella58 Рік тому
It concerns me how many Schlatt viewers know how to cook illegal substances
@imthestickman Рік тому
it concerns me more that "Schlatt" instantly knew that a video was giving the ingredients to Black Tar Heroin
@TheArtonSlo Рік тому
@@imthestickman It wasn't tho. It was for blackpowder. You can't make heroin at home without opium.
@Kitkat-xc2kd Рік тому
@@TheArtonSlo how do you know that hmm?
@emma_nutella58 Рік тому
@@Kitkat-xc2kd hey man the internet is a wild place
@EmeraldLegate_ Рік тому
@@Kitkat-xc2kd google. I personally know how to make these illegal items: M*th Pipebombs Napalm Blackpowder (gunpowder) C*caine Uranium-235
@hottrash7942 Рік тому
Schlatt is so paranoid of drug recipes that when he saw CIA black powder(Used for military ammunition) he immediately thought it was herion. Next time someone sends a picture of salt hes gonna think its a drug.
@landonolson6753 Рік тому
@@ItzMalick your videos are half clickbait and half trash, you get views by following trends, nothing original
@momoavatar4960 Рік тому
i mean, i doubt the government wants you to know how to make tank shells with their secret special recipe for black powder
@Gabush Рік тому
he doesn't think its a drug he thinks its a weapon, which it is. If I posted a video saying how to make a fucking pipe bomb would that be ok?
@momoavatar4960 Рік тому
@@Gabush he thought it was heroin the first time and prob the second time too but ur point still stands
@combativeThinker Рік тому
@@momoavatar4960 Yes, and that’s precisely why we should. When the government fears The People, there is freedom.
@KlaximumSkroeft Рік тому
0:43 as a chef; I'll let you do whatever you want as long as it is funny and it's before/after service.
@vekazu_is_great_guy Місяць тому
For anyone who left wondering: While vanilla extract is generally safe to use in small quantities for flavoring purposes, excessive consumption can pose risks. One potential risk is alcohol poisoning, as vanilla extract contains a high alcohol content. Drinking too much can lead to symptoms like dizziness, nausea, and even unconsciousness.
@jamjon6616 Рік тому
Schlatt is going to have a heart attack whenever he sees the color blue from now on
@refthegeneric Рік тому
Homies gonna get PTSD by the colour blue
@smashmoop6402 Рік тому
It could be meth…or it could be wheezer.
@Sewibl Рік тому
@@smashmoop6402 schmeth
@jalarryjacrispy7788 Рік тому
HeisenSchlatt
@derpyhead3414 Рік тому
"blue" *
@lukeg1058 Рік тому
Oh boy Schlutt, this sure is cooking being ranked
@Mr.Pixelated Рік тому
These fucking bots
@GaneGer Рік тому
"schlutt"
@geniusfree8905 Рік тому
@@Mr.Pixelated these bots are clearly meant to spam shorts but i have never seen them on shorts lol
@Mr.Pixelated Рік тому
@@geniusfree8905 yeah ive seen bot channels on shorts but not in comments of shorts
@ViscoseComb24 Рік тому
@@ertretyutuu6358 thank you ertret yutuu for your insights.
@brianso359 Рік тому
i just love that schlatt just shows the audience that he is doing a ad just for money with such confidence
@RealFreakishGaming Рік тому
Schlatt turned into Paul Dano's Riddler when he saw the dirty room.
@HeisenbergTheFirst Рік тому
I can imagine the average jschlatt fan creating a new illegal substance then becomes a millionaire
@walrusgiraffe3440 Рік тому
Are u from braking bad
@slippinjimmy9787 Рік тому
Bro why are you everywhere go back to 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
@darthpoo5621 Рік тому
Heisenburger
@emma_nutella58 Рік тому
On that note any tips for beginners
@littletroble_0728 Рік тому
Heisenberg 👍
@fluffydragon1525 Рік тому
I love that when chat saw street signs, they immediately started spamming “ITS FREE”
@Carsey-lf5my Рік тому
@@ItzMalick ok idc
@gear6881 Рік тому
There’s no price tag so it’s free
@fluffydragon1525 Рік тому
@@gear6881 there’s no price tag so it’s not for sale
@smolbluegoblin Рік тому
@@fluffydragon1525 to be free is to consider the world as your store my man, everything is for sale in this capitalistic society
@multisplace3783 Рік тому
He obviously doesn't like it either. People do it for the joke, but the joke is literally committing thievery. You'd think the viewers would stop since he's already shown them that he doesn't condone this behavior.
@blackmesaresearchcorporati6764 Рік тому
3:24 not only was there a disgusting cake in this clip, but a guy hit a Twin Towers made of cake with a road sign
@therandomnova Рік тому
8:15 i tried catching my monitor because it looked like it was falling from the zoom effect 💀
@reedplaysgames Рік тому
At 6:14 that actually isn’t the ingredients to black tar heroin, it’s a recipe for blackpowder, which is an explosive used in fireworks and is completely legal to make! The video tutorial shown here is up on UKposts and has a good amount of views, not to mention you can literally Google how to make it and get a ton of results.
@danieldoesdumbstuff Рік тому
Charcoal.
@danieldoesdumbstuff Рік тому
@Joshua Roehl OMG it's finally here
@ziplocbag4303 Рік тому
Although I would really not recommend CIA Method Powder, it’s really inefficient, messy, and generally produces poor quality powder due to the water content in the alcohol which impairs sulfur and potassium integration, which is common in all liquid method powders. I would recommend either making a ball mill at home or even a modified rock tumbler. Only use a liquid method as a last resort
@reedplaysgames Рік тому
@@ziplocbag4303 based
@matiascanela1112 Рік тому
Its educational!
@weavesnatcher8457 Рік тому
Been subbed for a few months now and I see that schlatt lore consists of: hating feet, Weezer memes, misspelling his name, theft, cooking meth and 911 jokes
@weavesnatcher8457 Рік тому
@Hypie did he go to Woodstock? enlighten me
@personbadatgames Рік тому
Also the free signs
@neevalmoosai1945 Рік тому
@@weavesnatcher8457 he did unspeakable things to women in 1999
@johnnyenglish1043 Рік тому
And men
@TheMidgetMan500 Рік тому
@@personbadatgames “theft”
@Clyde7585 Рік тому
8:58 jschlatt casually congratulating the guy that made a proper meal: The meth cookers on the other hand.....
@kristine_riddle00 Рік тому
What about us?
@Clyde7585 Рік тому
@@kristine_riddle00 you wouldn't get it
@deathcall7779 Рік тому
I love how as a community we are slowly driving Schlatt (who is already completely insane) more insane
@kaunta_21 Рік тому
Schlatt: "I CAN'T SHOW HOW TO MAKE METH!" Also Schlatt: "So couch guns, am I right?"
@datsimplenope Рік тому
At least the guns are legal
@inoghmia8937 Рік тому
Love how every 2min of the stream “Schlatt” was yelling at people to stop sharing meth recipies
@matiascanela1112 Рік тому
Its educational
@mgrdmcfansthatdontplaytheg781 Рік тому
His a big hypocrite, we all know he cooked in 99.
@toons4325 Рік тому
1:29 16 days before the queens death. I think we know what his plans were
@futuristic.gam3r Рік тому
'"God stars with g and so does 'gays'. Satan stats with s and so does 'straights' so who's REALLY going to hell?' ~ Jebediah Schlatt, LGBTQ+ ally " - someone at 7:52
@gothic_velvet4642 Рік тому
i love how schlatts video submitters have gone from stealing road signs to drug lords
@orangequill1645 Рік тому
Its not stealing its free!
@jj02mc27 Рік тому
You mean "Schlatt"?
@matiascanela1112 Рік тому
Its educational!
@tylerwilson5769 Рік тому
It's free.
@hosipl2375 Рік тому
Freeeeee
@sereapple Рік тому
We know you love the "inedible" food, Schlatt, You're too afraid to admit it. Too afraid to admit the acts you did in 1999.
@hosipl2375 Рік тому
We don’t talk about ‘99
@sherwingonsalves8821 Рік тому
@@ItzMalick get out before I repeat the things schlatt did in 1999
@eggswithsyrup Рік тому
@@ItzMalick you have like the worst channel ever my guy
@wwalt2819 Рік тому
The steak tutorial at 8:24 actually had a great amount of flaws. #1 don't dry off your steak, that does nothing but take the moisture out of it #2 don't salt and pepper the steak. Salt also sucks the moisture from the meat. #3 he didn't add enough butter to the pan. Your cooking a steak not making the pan non-stick. Don't be shy with the butter. Otherwise great physique on the guy and creative video too 😘
@wwalt2819 Рік тому
Also in the future for more flavor. Just take the extra time to marinate the steak. It's worth it for the flavor
@NuggetHQ 10 місяців тому
No one came here for steak recipes
@Voidshroom Місяць тому
@@NuggetHQi did
@Glibiettop Рік тому
If you didn't know, ice cream is actually a really good combination with salt and is even considered a delicacy in some countries. For more details about this search "salty ice cream"
@joneyisbigfunny Рік тому
I was looking for something to watch while I make food and this is absolutely perfect lols. Thank you that timing was incredible!
@joneyisbigfunny Рік тому
These annoying bots
@nosk7139 Рік тому
The "It is very human" guy has been the star of the show every time he has appeared (Other than Jschlatt of course)
@ih20 Рік тому
1:10 The backstory to the event
@NotM3li Рік тому
5:48 me watching this actually at 3 am: 🗿🗿🗿
@timmeh763 9 місяців тому
Me too
@Zachariamusic 9 місяців тому
3:35 am
@samihamchev9528 Рік тому
Schlatt:Show me your cooking Everyone:Jessie, it's time to cook
@szamurainagy7644 Рік тому
Jesse, we must cook the methaphetamine
@roshasensi2220 6 місяців тому
@@szamurainagy7644Walthur its a twich stream walthur. u cant show people how to make meth walthur
@radioaktiv2531 Рік тому
As a chemist. I find the drug synthesis memes to be absolutely hilarious.
@catboyneilcicierega Рік тому
Are u from braking bad
@hemishrajguru7602 Рік тому
@@catboyneilcicierega bronking bongaos?????????????????????????!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
@radioaktiv2531 Рік тому
@@BYTESYSTEM737 not at all lmao
@cursedone8771 Рік тому
Schlatt is a good break from other channels. His community is so unhinged it’s very fun and different from anything else I watch!
@briggy4359 4 місяці тому
It's almost like a 4chan simulator
@johnnicholas7122 Рік тому
im laughing so hard 0:02
@johnnicholas7122 Рік тому
edit: i actually use opera
@xanderrayner2774 2 місяці тому
COOL
@thegambler4055 Рік тому
Jshlatt looking tasty
@awaspnest1014 Рік тому
AYO!?!?!?!?!?!
@unostentatious7624 Рік тому
As always
@xoxo.onyx4 Рік тому
oh
@itsmefisher2012 Рік тому
bro… but yeah you’re absolutely right
@qdog9814 Рік тому
No
@niko11403 Рік тому
the four horsemen of the apocalypse - viewers showing their feet - stolen street signs - weezers music - meth
@x8bitpixel Рік тому
You forgot 9/11.
@TrungNguyen-no9mx Рік тому
So it's FIVE horsemen 1. Viewers showing their feet 2. Stolen Street Signs 3. Weezer music 4. 9/11 5. M E T H
@kristine_riddle00 Рік тому
I'm the meth one.
@Lilly-we5wy Рік тому
4:53 AHHHHHH what is this
@father9167 Рік тому
A femboy
@MoonIsOdd 9 місяців тому
Me soon
@father9167 7 місяців тому
@@MoonIsOddayo
@jajogrzmot1362 Місяць тому
a Polish citizen
@k3nny706 Рік тому
WE NEED TO CANCEL JSCHLATT!!!!! As soon as he saw a person in cat ears he said "hoooooooe!", believe me it's true. 3:58
@foundcrab4742 Рік тому
Schlatt is a pretty good cook actually, he cooked me some bbq ribs! Tho i did hear some screams while he was cooking..
@catboyneilcicierega Рік тому
@@ItzMalick shut yo goofy ahh up bruh💀💀💀💀💀
@sarchiba Рік тому
💀💀 These skulls are literal
@Okiemono Рік тому
“Schlatt” looking like the best meal throughout this entire video
@diamondanon Рік тому
why would you say that
@spacecowboy9978 Рік тому
With the queen of england passed, and that bit during the ad, i’m 100% convinced he did it
@poppytoad911 Рік тому
5:02 Bro disconnected!
@Whyteyy Рік тому
6:21 Man knows the ingredients off by heart to recognise it that quickly
@kieran.grant_ Рік тому
It was gunpowder
@kristine_riddle00 Рік тому
Bro was trying to stop us
@mrpizzacat8273 Рік тому
I recommend everyone watch the VOD as there are some really good ones that couldn’t fit into the 10 minute video format. Like the rat man that cooked an MRE in Shatts basement
@thaliacrafts407 Рік тому
Bless the rat man and his steamfilled dwelling
@kieran.grant_ Рік тому
Noted, thank you!
@ItBePatYo Рік тому
He's too much man for me to watch for over an hour. I have to keep it to about 30 minutes and below.
@theexplodedguys264 Рік тому
9:02 FINALLY
@jaetonjaeton Рік тому
i’m going through such a horrible time right now and i dont rlly seem to enjoy doing anything anymore but schlatts vids are actually a break from it all
@lrgogo1517 Рік тому
Just realized that Schlatt's fans have turned him into a comedy anime protagonist. He reacts to the weird things loudly and verbosely. this is this life now.
@nihalanand2690 Рік тому
Two months later, but that comedy style isn't exclusive to anime. In Japanese it's called "tsukkomi" or "straight man," and it's a role that's typically part of a duo including the tsukkomi and a "boke" or "idiot" (ie chat or the videos) who does stupid/crazy stuff that the tsukkomi reacts to like you're used to.
@PatriotAnimation Рік тому
@@nihalanand2690 weeb
@nihalanand2690 Рік тому
@@PatriotAnimation yes
@AQ_77 16 днів тому
@@nihalanand2690ew
@dampierre99 Рік тому
This man gets 3 revenues from the same goddamn stream, first the stream itself, the uploaded vod, and then this. Truly an innovator
@thaliacrafts407 Рік тому
I don't think they let him monetize his channel after what he did to that petting zoo in 1993
@oogwayoverthere6159 Рік тому
Don't forget the clips channel.
@emiliz2071 Рік тому
Sponser too
@lilakoala636 Рік тому
@@thaliacrafts407 if you think about it, every zoo is a petting zoo if your not a pussy.
@thefantommemes8039 Рік тому
i just got covid for the first time and your content makes me smile so thank you for making it, we all appreciate you :)
@certifiedsimpie6085 Рік тому
Im currently confined to my room because I got omicron and I've been binge watching your reaction videos 😂 their so funny, I love the ranking and reacting videos they're always for some reason my favorite and I've been laughing for like the past hour worth of videos
@brinzley Рік тому
I love how “Schlatts” viewers know exactly what to do to make him mad and continue to do it over and over
@brinzley Рік тому
@zoiu tooi Yessss😂
@Buttercookie_Draws Рік тому
I genuinely worry for the safety and mental well being of schlatts chat and viewers
@bella_daze3092 Рік тому
Same
@MistahFox Рік тому
Yeah I don't know what compelled me to make the Stormtrooper video
@Buttercookie_Draws Рік тому
@@MistahFox I actually really enjoyed that video man. It was so unexpected and funny for no reason
@MistahFox Рік тому
@@Buttercookie_Draws oh thanks man!
@multisplace3783 Рік тому
Yeah... I think what happened was all the crazy people on the Internet had to latch onto somebody, and Schlatt presented himself as crazy when he clearly was not.
@jerryogpack Рік тому
0:08 Love how he went from saying no to eating dogs to indulging on estimations on how much calories the dog is. Truly character development.
@Shimmi_Official 8 місяців тому
Yes, you can drink vanilla extract, it just feels like you’re drunk after
@hypermalware1364 Рік тому
10:49 Schlatt: WHAT'S WITH THE ANGLE!? Its every single fucking anime when the women are talking or doing something
@RandomStory420 Рік тому
As an anime fan, i can confirm this
@ipoh1154 2 місяці тому
wrong timestamp
@MCFC-OK- Рік тому
8:47 no one gonna mention the giant boiled ostrich egg in the background? .
@justirhy Рік тому
that looks like cantaloupe 🍈
@Reen-of-Astora Рік тому
It's cantaloupe
@tacodog3240 7 місяців тому
Ingestion of vanilla extract is treated similarly to alcohol intoxication and can cause alcohol poisoning. The ethanol will cause central nervous system depression, which may lead to breathing difficulties. Intoxication can cause pupil dilation, flushed skin, digestion issues, and hypothermia.
@msma8437 Рік тому
at 3:35 I love that they not only recorded themselves smashing that cake, they smashed it with an actual traffic sign too.
@RealPVMovies Рік тому
6:40 I guess you could say the towers went snap crackle pop!
@Reen-of-Astora Рік тому
Fucking god 💀
@gamingplague Рік тому
Nooooooooooooooooo
@thebestmcmeow Рік тому
The people did as well :)
@liamtrippi2749 Рік тому
The stormtrooper baking the schlatt cake into the Weezer joke might be the best video of all time
@dylanmeister335 8 місяців тому
This video deserve a sequel
@JafoTHEgreat Рік тому
1:26 I knew he had something planned for September 8th 2022.
@swe_vinne8844 Рік тому
9th*
@beeyuhs Рік тому
Was having a rough morning, clicked this and it made it worse. Thanks man
@butterenjoyer Рік тому
Favourite discomfort streamer
@sam-jr8tj Рік тому
Rest in peace jschlatt 🕊🕊
@afoot2003 Рік тому
He didn’t die
@shadxw_hunter Рік тому
@@afoot2003 Yes he did, you didn't hear about it yet?
@Cockroachbutthefirst4letters Рік тому
Oh god..
@Whats532 10 днів тому
I fall asleep to jsxhlaro videos so now whoever I hear his voice it makes me tired and I can’t sleep without these videos.
@Kickapignow 8 місяців тому
A recipe for a substance known as "crystal methamphetamine" Ingredients: Ephedrine or pseudoechoephedrine* (90-112 grams) Iodine crystals (11 grams) Red phosphorus* (5-7 grams) 70% (50 ml) Hydrochloric Acid 200 degree (celsius) temperature with a stir function A hot plate *Ephedrine and Red Phosphorus are regulated items and may need to be acquired by...less legal methods.
@clarevyn7478 Рік тому
I love how "jschlatt" is cautious about meth recipies while back in 1999, "jschlatt" cooked human meat for breakfast.
@discordsmorgan2023 Рік тому
I love how everyone has the same sense of humor, the submissions are like a hive mind
@multisplace3783 Рік тому
It concerns me how unhinged it is.
@onion9930 Рік тому
The guy that drank vanilla extract got in the video and the guy that made a whole cake custom designed for jschlatt didnt
@baconman8499 8 місяців тому
I already have opera, in fact, im watching this with the opera browser rn. I still watched the entire sponsor because Schlatt is hilarious.
@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare Рік тому
10:20 is amazing
@Raizo_B. Рік тому
5:06 I was expecting him to just absolutely scarf down all those fries.
@jackherald4346 7 місяців тому
Don’t you like get alcohol poisoning when you drink vanilla extract
@Celticshade 8 місяців тому
that dude slapping the fish mask was weirdly satisfying XD
@xan9224 Рік тому
This vid is funny, but you know what's funnier? When Schlatt burned that orphanage in 1999. My mother still remembers their faces, "Schlatt."
@evervirescent Рік тому
yeah. “their” faces. he did nothing wrong
@gripface4928 Рік тому
Very interesting how "shlatt" "reacts" to the delectable "food" his "fans" "offered" him
@kinnie4502 Рік тому
this was fun to read
@KAngel32 Рік тому
It is not recommended to drink vanilla extract as it contains a high percentage of alcohol, typically around 35%, which can be harmful if consumed in large quantities. Ingesting large amounts of alcohol can cause symptoms such as dizziness, confusion, nausea, vomiting, and even alcohol poisoning.
@charlieteachen609 7 місяців тому
The funny thing is, Schlatt’s grandma already fell down the stairs because he already did this on August 23, 1999.
@dvijkotadia6242 Рік тому
Idk what's funnier The fact that someone send shlatt a vid telling him how to make drugs Of the fact that shlatt immediately knew what it was for
@UnsyncedCrew Рік тому
Thanks jschlatt for watching our video we made for you at 9:51 but you should have watched the whole thing you pepega.
@oulaavii Рік тому
He probably did on the stream, idk
@buttermilk2765 Рік тому
@@oulaavii He left out with the last 5 seconds
@jstar3382 Рік тому
He watched it all on stream, and the video was fantastic. Thank you for your work ❤️❤️❤️
@jinxids7998 Місяць тому
I just love binging this mans videos on a random Thursday night when I’m off of work
@stingraygaminglive9692 Рік тому
0:02 im allergic to eggs but that crunch SOUNDS like it was good
@Gangsta_Playz Рік тому
8:39 this is a sentence I never thought I would hear in my life
@kevinmartin9674 Рік тому
9:18 why are you standing like that
@Mr.SoggyShoes Рік тому
@@ItzMalick Ok
@TheDoccMan Рік тому
Bro was standing like that stickman i drew baby years ago
@gdcoolplayer1037 7 місяців тому
4:38 Yes he quite literally does.
@Indianarailproductions 3 місяці тому
Nah💀💀
@aso-chan Рік тому
Schlatt’s Opera GX wallpaper is pretty interesting! I wonder where is that plane headin :D
@modocrisma2 Рік тому
I'm loving the hell out of this "Ranking Your..." series. Makes my day when a new one comes out.
@Crasteeh Рік тому
6:55 I Couldn't ignore that one fucking chat message: ''172 cases of lost Rice''
@leodaoust8035 Рік тому
@@ItzMalick we didn't fucking ask this is not the place
@_EvilTodd_ 7 місяців тому
You can see the immense pain on the guys face when he drinks the vanilla extract
Р@ССИЯН ПРИВОЗЯТ ПО ЧАСТЯМ! Он пойдет на войну, умрёт, а я куплю квартиру и оденусь/Золкин, Карпенко
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