"He doesn't even see us" was probably actually half correct. Horses have blind spots directly in front and behind them. That's why they say you should never stand behind a horse. Equally though, standing in front of them and touching them on the nose is equally as likely to scare them, especially if you're silent. That being said, the horse could probably see his girlfriend and hear and smell them, so, really it balances out.

I'm not sure how Schlatt hasn't gone completely insane by now, big respect.

"content creation is harder than your 9-5" is quite possibly the hardest i have ever seen schlatt laugh at something

13:32 schlatt predicts skibidi toilet.

I love the way his laughs have gotten increasingly manic with each installment, half the time there will be no leadup- he'll be blank faced and suddenly be at full volume laughter in under 10 frames like at 16:29

Glad to see Jschlatt laughing at TikToks and not finding humour and pleasure out of killing people. Very inspirational

Schlatt being traumatized by cooking videos timeline 5:33 First Attack 8:23 Second, More Brutal, Yet More Schlatt Prepared Attack 13:44 Less Severe, Even More Prepared Attack 16:44 Deadliest, Most Horrifying, Most Brutal Attack 24:06 Prepared Finisher 25:15 Trick Attack

THAT ENDING 💀💀 Also I have been binge watching Schlatt all day and it’s so addicting and currently 2:25 am-

Schleyt really knows how to "rank" these "unhinged" TikToks

Respect for Schlatt going through hours of pain and suffering for us

i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these

Little did he know. That the toilet would become the most intense version of Internet brain rot

The fact that Schlatt sprinted through all those Royal Guards, while traversing the high hills of Scotland. And still has the energy to stream this high quality content, is... Inspirational.

It's so "horrible" how people "accuse" "Jschlatt" for doing "it" while also "blaming" him for what happened in "1999"

He predicted skibidi toilet

13:33 skibidi toilet was predicted. great.

Calling it JFK "event" is devious💀

Why does every jschlatt video feel like a reoccurring dream that gets more and more strange and obscure every time you dream it

When he said,”I’m alive because I had my seatbelt on” I actually couldn’t control myself and spit out my drink

Are we gonna ignore the fact that shlatt might be responsible for the creation of skibidi toilet 13:33

Glad to see “schlatt” is able to make “content” for us even while the British “police” are after him for what “he” did a couple weeks ago in the “United Kingdom”

The funny thing is that the 'small streamer' guy is clearly joking but he's essentially spawned a subgenre of people who mock him

im so glad to be featured in this one ty for including me scat

Schlatts editor looks like tom holland who lost a few pounds (seriously he does look like tom holland)

weirdly enough, horses eyes are designed to see out the sides of the head to give the widest field of view possible. this gives them a small blind spot directly in front of them. this dude could have been right.

How nice of Schlatt to use the very human fast sleep aid machine on the queen after she’s been having trouble sleeping

It’s nice to see this stream 1 year later

loving the tiktoks

We gonna talk about how quick Schlatt made that shirt? IT WAS A DAY AFTER... HE PLANNED IT

"schlatt" is such a great content creator, and definitely "didn't" "kill" the "queen"

It’s so great how he *ranks* them

Schlatt I just wanted you to know I have founded a very successful business harvesting all the free signs around my town, melting them down, and selling metals by the pound. Was solely inspired by your words of wisdom, and I couldn't have done it without you!

Dude schlatt is literally the Shaquille O'Neal of content creators. HE OWNS EVERYTHING

I like how the chat was spamming "it's free" to the wild horse video.

One of the tiktoks predicted skibidi toilet 💀

I love how schlatt puts animal crossing music in his videos it’s such a good bg noise

I can’t believe what “Schlatt” did to “the queen”. Really takes me back to what he did in 99’

I like when Schlatt intentionally overreacts so far past the line of reality that you can tell just how dead inside he is

I love how Jschlatt hates tik toks where two videos are playing at once but thats also what his reaction videos are because his camera and the actual video PLUS there is chat so thats 3 things going on at once and you can only really focus on one at a time

i need the link to that video at 17:41 wherein that guy with the comically big eyewear yells "YES! YES!" it killed me several times over

Glad “schlatt” is making “content” more “frequently” again. It’s been really “nice” seeing “schlatt” “enjoy” “him”self.

Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

Shlorp is definitely my favorite content creator

You can’t ignore that ending. 💀💀💀

glad to see schlatt is fulfilling his sleep derprived new years resolution of bear hugging more company's into his ownership

I’m glad “schlatt” finds “humor” in these TikToks it really emphasizes the fact that he really is just another “human”

Watching this from 2024 and realising there is skibidi toilet

3:02 it made me so happy to see his smile with his new pc!

I can't believe Schlatt would do this much for us. I never had to work this hard at my 9 to 5.

From a Walmart associate, thanks Schlatt for respecting our daily grind and sacrifices to the Walmart gods. It’s CAP OR DIE for me so feeling tired is all but a lame excuse to not give it your all till your body is broken, no matter how many departments you get thrown into that day keep that energy and smile going, keep up the facade for the customers because you love your job and we’re never not happy to help out.

the way it works is "the Queen is dead. long live the king" the moment they die the heir becomes crowned. the ceremony is for... show really.

These clips killed me just like how Schlatt killed those innocent civilians in '99

8:16 I find that "Schlatt" acts like a cat whenever it sees its reflection for the first time; Full panic and anger mode.

7:05 The fact that horses don't have foward-facing eyes, but that horse is staring at them, seemingly with foward-facing eyes, is implying that not only is that not actually a horse, but it's predatory as well...

i think schlatt wears that shirt to gaslight himself into believing that he didn’t kill the queen

Why do all of schlatt’s videos get me crying laughing on the floor 💀💀

21:30 for those who are wondering what that is Its called the glide the man keithgroover made it himself its actually really cool and I have one

Since when are Tiktokers not "Unhinged" or "Mentally Unstable" literally just the average TikTok user Jschlatt is describing.

“Jsllooot” saw his monetisation flash before his eyes at 1:12

Bro the last two memes had me laughing is the hardest ive ever laughed, i think im having heart problems now

18:29 i can already tell there’s gonna be a screenshot of this on every dsmp amino tumblr whatever the fuck with a bunch of hearts and cute emojis

Why am I afraid that Schlatt's editor is ACTUALLY held hostage EdIT: OH mY GoD gUyS thANKs sO mUCH fOR 4K omg iM sO hAPpY eDiT2: mOM iM fAMouS

The way Schlatt absolutely wheezes

"Im gonna have a mental breakdown because of these" was the most real and relatable thing ever!

The queen went through ww2 and other historical events, but seeing another jshlatt video is where she drew the line

14:52 THAT WAS THE GREATEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE. YOU MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES.

boss music 21:22

I just love the part when he ranks the TikTok’s ❤

Schlatt really did pre record the content truly a great man R.I.P Schlatt 1999-2022

The Very Human guy is one of my favorite Tik Tok creators. He unironically puts so much effort into his videos, and even though you know what the punchline is going to be it's still incredibly funny.

THE END!!!! IM LITERARY DYING

Happy one year anniversary queen lizzy ❤❤❤❤💀💀💀💀💀

Wow even when watching tik toks and doing nothing whatsoever "schlamm" can still make us laugh! Thats why we love this "man"

13:38 the prophecy

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on cat. hail cat. hail cat. The dancing cat, This made me tear up. How could such a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this dancing cat. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Cat dancing has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece, I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the cat dances, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you

Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh... that very end was unCALLLED FOR! NAAHHHH

24:06 pattern recognition kicks in

12:48 schlatts face went from 😄 to 😨 so fast

Schluarmel has given us funny thing. Thank Mr Schemer

Today is the 1 year anniversary of the queen’s mysterious schlatt-involving death

Cooking Meme Timemarks: 5:33 Burger 8:23 Fries 13:43 Potato Chips 16:43 Chicken 24:06 Sausages 25:14 You like men? 25:45 Chicken 2 (Outro)

25:33 The greatest plot twist in the history of Schlagg

When that guy was saying that fish I said to myself "Wtf" then one second later Schlatt says "Wtf?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

the check engine thing is so funny to me because i once had a slow leak in one of my tires for about half a year bc i was too lazy to get it fixed and then it magically went away somehow

7:14 technically he was right, horses cant see a small distance in front of them due to their eye position edit: damn these replies making me question if my source was real or not

Loved the surprise appearance of Kschlatt at 8:05

The hip hip horray made my cried throughout.

i worked in excavation over the summer and waking up at 4 or 5 in the morning and working till 5pm was the hardest thing ive ever done. I would pass out on the table after work.

I would recommend watching schlatt videos at 2 am over any other time. Very enjoyable

So about that giant crusher machine - I work for a company that has one of those industrial shredders, its about the size of a car. If Schlatt really thinks he could just *BUY ONE* he would need about $10 million, 6 months of employing electricians, mechanical engineers, construction crew, and at-least 3 permanent full time operating engineers to keep it in working order. That's not even mentioning the gigantic mess of toxic plastic, metal and varnished wood dust that have to be cleaned up after every processing. I hate to be the barer of bad news but even Big Guy couldn't afford an Industrial Shredder

“I didn’t expect it to be that big!!” Said no girls ever

I love the part where he ranks each TikTok

I like the way Schlatt treats us and chat like a bunch of toddlers on sugar who know exactly how to press their dad's buttons. He's the dad who's had a very long day at work and just wants to relax with his beer and reruns of family feud

This video is hilarious, unlike the deeds “Schlatt” has committed from 1999-2001

I love how every cooking video further down the video gets more and more unhinged.

Things in my gaming setup, i just couldn't live without. Shows a bunch of piss bottles with one red one mixed in with all the yellow ones

Jschlatt is laughing so much, he was almost laughing as much in 1999 in that village

14:45 wow that was hilarious . Can't believe I just got an ad. Wow. Crazy.

Bro got set up at the end

I like how anytime someone has mutton chops and a mustache, Schlatt assumes it's just off rand him.