Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

@Tommy Gaming 🅥 L

@@jschlattLIVE Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

Damn bots overtaking your replys

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@@lakehuntist1459 who are you

he coulda just said “wanna share one?” and it would have been so much more effective than that wimp ass line

@@lakehuntist1459 you're not that guy pal. You aren't even a bot. Get a bot if you're gonna be annoying like this lol

It’s his husband so of course he’s going to blush

Kumala

“Schlatt”

🌞

As a representative of my esteemed client 'schlitt', I must inform you that for legal reasons he was not blushing, merely reallocating blood to his cheeks in self-defense

And hungry

or all the above

Damn hi how did i find you on accident bro

@@SoggyOpossum because we like the same stuff

yep, it's got too many classics to ignore

You mean ranking?

it was good while it lasted

SAME PFP LESGOOO

@@santosgt8938 LETS GO????

You mean "Shat " is gonna "need" another 3-5 month break

u made me watch the whole damn video

It’s so true though💀😂

As soon as I saw that eye contact dude I knew damn well it was gon be the running gag this vid

Schlatt's fans are kind of annoying.

@@sloomdayer2747 sometimes they choose genuinely funny content though, and I swear they all understand the assignment within minutes somehow-

Do you know about the videos that start off normal, cut to a second of dudes kissing and then go back to normal?

Yes

Lol

kvarg vanilj

@@popoeti3215 quark vanilla

He does it so confidently too

@just i c e ukposts.info/have/v-deo/kp2BaIyumZiSpJs.html

I was laughing so hard at that part

damn

@yesthis the clip you lookin for: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/kp2BaIyumZiSpJs.html

worst=best

that's the point, the worse they are the better the laughs

Less good ones but the ones that are good are fucking awesome

Yooo ur right

cheese

*creamy vanilla goodness

when?

@@bagel8765 23:43

shlatt

schlit

I got a charmin bear ad before this video. Ruined

You mean his husband? Also not related but fuck the guy who invented bots. They are swarming this channel

SCP-912 "The Dude"

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

I just want to say that I am sorry that this reply thread was ruined by so many bots.. this was probably the best comment on this video 😭

@leaked footage WHY IS IT JUST AIRFRYER POTATO WEDGES

@The wock This better not be the fucking potato wedges again

@@megafoni He clicked on the link 😂😂😂

@The wock Will this be the bloody potatoes lmao 🗿 ima check later

omfg it is 💀

@@megafoni I always ignored the bots, I expected them to lead me to some scam, or some disturbing video You gave me the courage to actually click, and Instead of anything horrific it was just potato wedges lol

@the wock shut up btw I think you forgot a "by" right in the middle there

@The wock N O.

NO

Bro who are the 1.8k mfs who didn't have a stroke reading this shit hell nah

The more his traumatized gets viewers the more comedy it gets.

oh he isnt questioning. he knows.

My dude jschlatt has always been gay

Oh no, dear viewer, you are horribly mistaken, he has the power to gaslight his audience into thinking they have the power to gaslight him into thinking he's gay It's all been a game, a ruse

@@elite9237 but does he know that we can also counter that by manipulating his mind and making him think he's the very mastermind of the horrible incident of 1999?

@@elite9237 I mean, that's true, but only because he was already gay, without any gaslighting.

Someone in chat asking if its rusian is what kills me, does swedish look THAT weird to non natives?

@@the_great_magicman1877 Russian is using different letters and everything and swedish is mostly same letters as English but just funny. Idk how people could confuse the two.

@@the_great_magicman1877 it's not so much that it looks weird, the words just sound funny

@@LONGSLEEVERICKY he didnt sound russian when he said it, and the spelling is a dead giveaway, since its the wrong alphabet, hence I assumed that it was the vowels and spelling that made the viewer believe it to be russian

I was not listening to this part on the side and I thought he was talking simlish

Truly beatiful

His name is enochj_ for anyone interested

@@chronica6457 pookie*

FUCKING TIDDY MILK

Dude that guy probably has like 1,000,000 calories on him.

same, peak of this video

Same here holy it was so funny

Same

It sounded hilarious

"yog hurt kavarg vanilch" 😭

also also Schlatt: kicking his feet in the air and twirling his hair

@@stugdrug also also also schlatt: giggling and saying: noo stop hehe

That was well worth it

tax write off

@@yukonhyena2957Business Expense

Well one is a giant hunk of metal design with the purpose of crushing things under it with great force. And the other is a hydraulic press.

He never said he had 90,000 dollars to spare

Well he did say he quote on quote ‘’I wipe my ass with 90 thousand dollars’’

​@monkeman44 ❤❤❤

the monkey is more important.

yeah, absolutely comical.

yaughehert

@@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa vaanelj

kvaarj?

britshojel

Yeah lol

Ikr he's in denial folks😊❤

@im sacred ukposts.info/have/v-deo/kp2BaIyumZiSpJs.html

Slowly?! Nah they are way too braindead to do it slowly

@@GewoonNee All his viewers are braindead.

What the schluck

what the shell kind of Shdrugs were you smoking?

@@Worker_Drone_dude *schmoking

@Eye ukposts.info/have/v-deo/kp2BaIyumZiSpJs.html

How could you not

Bro what’s the guys name?

​@@Gigacow enochj

He's being seduced

two bots one comment.

Damn

@@jasperrice8456 three now!

@@MILOEBA I fucking hate whoever invented bots

@@jasperrice8456 three now .

Dead joke.

The bots in this comment section is adding to the list of reasons I'm tempted to blend the cores of 18 apples and drink it.

This is so "inspiring" I felt "jschlatt" coming "inside" of "me"

@@locten4949 I believe the estimate would closer to 40 cores.

@@chandleruniversal7614 My mistake.

Bro was stressed

doble

W rizz or sexual harassment???

doble

doble

doble

forgot about 2001?

Forgot Abt 2022?

There are only bots in this comment section

What did he do?????

@@kellie19 unspeakable things to those women

twitch viewers have to donate like $5 in order to submit them (I'm pretty sure), so people usually pick their best ones.

also these videos are edited and pick the best ones, the lives are like 2 hours of TikTok

Ay, I just gave u 69 likes

Gen Z humor

Schlatt makes you laugh

I ship it!

Pause

Pause

DOING ?

Well… I think we all know what Schlatt did back in 1989

Whats the guys tiktok

@@friendlythomasxd8125 to avoid him, right?

@@thatonewitch erm yeee sureeee so uh whats his tiktok?

@@friendlythomasxd8125it’s @enochj lmao (if you search up “what we you do if we made eye contact” he shows up too)

@@anon_charli3225 thx man

bro, man WAS NOT trying

ROT METSKINKA

Silly little country there

@@raspberryjam 🪁🥌🏓🥊🥅

​@@brennancorniea3503 なぜそんな絵文字投げた？

Where fan i find the original video man

Ong where do you find the Ong video

Og*

for a second there I thought it was polish or czech 😅

YOGHURT VANILJ 💀💀

YOGHURT KVARG VANILJ*

@@hel2727 that’s not polish (im polish)

NAH BRO JSCHLATT SAID "yogut Karvg vanil"

"Schlatt"

I will say I'm a viewer of the entity known as "Schlatt" and I am in perfect mental health and should be fully trusted with weapons without supervision because I will most certainly not do anything outrageous, ubsurd, or harmful to people, government facilities, or public property because as I said I am in perfect mental health and my viewership of the entity know as "Shlatt" has not affected my mental state what so ever please have a nice day

you

How the fuck do you take the engine out?!? Without the owner stopping them?!?

​@@SSukram_ the most devious lick

​@@SSukram_ the video it's from argentina, get your engine stolen it's common in that country.

Your a lucky survivor dude

@@dylanchurch63 he just hates "white basic girl" dogs specifically, maybe Dan West over here has that type of dog

cheetos fritos and doritos

Thank you so much for this

A fellow mf doom fan

Thank you 🙏

@@jamespfirman3713 AAAAYE you know it

When I was born my dad tried to have cereal but he didn’t have milk and he went to go get some

W dad

300,000 calories

@@silvahedgehog That how much calories a family would have on average?

8:01 Swedish cuisine

4:25 September 11th 2001

13:31 "had me in tears"

10:08 me after taco bell

Why?????

O

THIS HAD ME ROLLIN ON HE GROUND JJSJSJSSHSHW

I ”agree”. It’s for ”real” the ”first” time he’s done ”this”.

@Tommy Gaming 🅥 shut up

"Great" "Comment" changed "M"y Lif"e"

@Not gonna lie about 200,000 calories atleast 🤔

@Not gonna lie *sucks aggresively*

Never heard anyone butcher it that hard

Thank god

Yes, it’s kinda like the “Zuckerberg look” I guess where they look human, but have uncanny and weird vibes

@@egg2566yea it’s weirdly uncanny, then there’s the guy in the car he looks a little odd but nothing odd for tiktok