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jambo

Hi

SCHLANKET

ok

I can feel this comment coming inside of me

You're gay

"I blink so fast the camera couldn't keep up with me" -Master oogway at his 0.1%

Hey it’s Oogway!

He aint got just the rizz, he also got the clairvoyance.

Or maybe Schlatt just predicts what EnochJ is going to say for a funnier reaction

You have one opportunity don't miss it ukposts.info/have/v-deo/f5R3h5ebaIeD1Jc.html

JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

@@chronica6457 No, that can't be. (what is your exact location?)

You just never know

i think the hot dogs could be for rats or other animals

I was thinking it was if there were hidden cameras in the place and the AirBnB owners called you out on doing the weird stuff, you'd know they were recording without your permission and could complain or something. You just never know.

If it’s squished somebody stepped on it, if it was bitten someone was hungry

bro at the end when he used the sausage I fricken spat out my water

esirnus seiks raelc a htiw yllaiceps nosrep ni ti gniees lufituaeb os saw ti ,yawron nedrojfregnarieG ni sllafretaw sretsis neves eht si taht 51:41

but seriously I’d really want to go here

directly next to seven sisters high from persona

i looked it up and holy crap that village Geiranger looks so cozy if i knew Norwegian i would live there

@@asterglaceon tbh most of them speak English

this is my favorite comment. like ever. dont bash me for the fect that i never read comments like ever except for this one.

I piss in a cup

who?

Than*

truly a front line worker

dam💀💀💀💀💀💀

@@doogupspatula506 I wait for weeks to see what word he'll use next and he settles on "insane".

i almost didnt click this one cause i thought i'd already watched it

"Well, when you're trying to find the perfect words to describe the absurdity of TikToks, it takes time."

JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK ANY DAY WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END DAYS)! HE IS RETURNING TO TAKE HIS BRIDE HOME AND IF YOU AREN'T RIGHT WITH HIM (THAT INCLUDES THE SLEEPING "CHRISTIAN" CHURCHES) YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND TO FACE THE WORST TIME IN HISTORY BY FAR (TRIBULATION). WW3, GLOBAL FAMINE, 9-10.0 EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE WORLD, 100S OF VOLCANOES GOING OFF AT THE SAME TIME, 100S OF FOOT TSUNAMIS WILL WIPE OUT MAJOR CITIES. ON TOP OF IT THE ANTICHRIST WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WONT SERVE HIM AND TAKE HIS MARK (TAKE IT = NO HEAVEN). BILLIONS WILL DIE... IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME READ REVELATION. GOD HAS GIVEN US CENTURIES TO TURN TO HIM AND HAS BEEN PATIENT BUT WE KEEP GOING AGAINST HIM AND HIS WAYS. THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE AND THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WAKE PEOPLE UP IS TO TAKE AWAY EVERY CORRUPT THING WE PUT OUR HOPE IN. IF YOU PUT YOUR FAITH IN ANYTHING OF THIS WORLD OR MAN YOU WILL PERISH WITH THIS WORLD AND CORRUPT MAN. THERE IS 1 GOD & HE IS EVERLASTING, CREATOR OF ALL. WORSHIP HIM, NOT HIS CREATION! SERVE HIM, NOT YOURSELVES OR THIS WORLD! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW AND THE SIGNS OF HIS COMING TALKED ABOUT IN THE BIBLE HAVE & ARE TAKING PLACE! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

I just never show

i’m bouta blow….

At least compared to other british foods

That geezer just got some of dat bri'ish delicacy from the chippy bruv

Jumbo sausages are processed shit that they buy in bulk off the black market for a fiver. Just get fish bro don't put yourself through that

​@@atom43362 Not the worst thing you can get off the black market for a fiver

That's about average for ketchup

^ bumping (not the bots but the og comment)

right im so tired of the tiktok videos i only finshed like half of the first one and then never watched any of his newer ones, like i know they get the most views but still

Who’s watching this after school?

i wish it was at least streamed, not saying it has to im sure he has his reasons for not streaming

It's getting really fatigued kinda like when twomad was doing his ylyl tiktok vids. And idk if I just don't find em funny but schlatt kinda hams em up

Bro lmao, I'm watching this again and it's like a new video.

​@@sowososmooth dude ikr. Like I just kinda turn my brain off with his tictok videos

@@flowerpatchtoons1101 i can feel the brainrot setting in

@@jacobbyrd7276 fax brah (cry for help)

That just means you can watch these over and over and never get bored

👍

Nice

Bien

Timebuck

Good

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/enGaiqCIi5p9wKs.html

ok

@King Longface your right, the Schlanket™️ is here.

Schlanket

Tf the replies are all bots

I’m sorry for this

As the American representative for the Cambridge district I do confirm this with my British associates the people of South London are pure evil

AMEN

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@@ZachZone “schlatt” “descending” into “insanity”

ascend*

these bot comments are getting wild

I was the 129564th viewer

Its also funny how he never actually ranks the videos

U blinked yet?

Hang in there bro

Been 2 months, you good?

@@BurntToast-yf8bz no

I thought that said entertainment lmao

@@Johnnyboy012 😂😂

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Ohhh, is he not live streaming these anymore? No wonder I couldn't find the full streams on the vods channel or on his Twitch

Agree, I can tell a lot of parts where it’s way too obvious of a fake laugh

He needs to do more of the "ranking your", and done live. That way we get the purest, most unfiltered form of reaction from him

right

On god

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OH- TY

omg

Maybe teriyaki sauce is used bc it’s 1) readily available and 2) it won’t attract vermin as much, as opposed to something like honey

whats the hot dogs on the vents one?

@@pillow_fluff2276 checking how dusty the airflow is

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Yes

@@ultimategamer5361 why tho 😭🖐🏻

@@yourl0calsassym1ssy 'tis the season.

@@Volvith it’s February tho 😭

@@yourl0calsassym1ssy to be jolly

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SCHLITORIS LMAO

SHLITORIS, I CAN'T! 🤣

SHLITORIS IM GONNA FUCKING CRYYY

NAWWWWW THAT'S FOUL 😭😭😭

bruh he rated the shickshloks

Really? It makes me not want to. Zero effort content. The old schlatt is dead.

@@alextrifs fr

"schlatt"

@@alextrifs fr these some fake ahh laughs plus most of these tik toks are moldy

@@awaspnest1014 I take back that the old Schlatt is dead. The two videos where they do wii and dodgeball are good and clearly took effort. Only if he had better quality consistency over his content. It’s no secret Schlatt knows how to market and I believe it’s just part of the most efficient way to make money, I’d like to think of these as burner videos to promote his merch and get a quick buck. It’s really easy to see how his decisions are based on making money, for example his switch to twitch. While I’m not going to say schlatt was lying when he said he didn’t like making yt vids anymore, I believe there’s more to it than that. The move to twitch had several benefits such as publicity, more content, and a new audience. With this system in place he could stream on twitch (makes money), post the vod on UKposts (makes money), Edit the vod and post it as a normal video (makes money), Promote his merch on all of those videos (makes money) and last but not least, get a sponsorship on some of those vids which also makes money. I hope you see the pattern here lol.

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Chat is this real?

Yeah sadly

Nah

​@@soulzoid9949now

​@@iamloganjd9701Not yet, but together, we can change that

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Fr

Ahhhhh a fellow man of culture

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For shittle!

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I think he knows a little more about fighting then I do

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r/Me_irl

He sounds like he’s been holding in tears for years bro

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My exact reaction was ‘nice tea, ooo too much ketchup’

The lack of curry sauce or batter bits makes chippy food look bad

I swear British people would die with anything more than salt

chippy sausage💀

you are insane

Not like in the uk

forgot the hotdog at the end

you forgot 28:29

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You just never know.

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Who tf is schlibble

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Indeed.