I lost it when the villain brought his own violin players to provide dramatic backing music for his betrayal.

These farmers have energy weapons and anti-tank rocket launchers and spaceships, but they haven’t got a single combine harvester to harvest all that grain?

“Somehow, Evil Lloyd has returned” - Star Wars, the Magnificent Grain of the Scargiver Seven

I kept telling my wife, "I don't care about any of these people."

"I don’t like grain. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

Reminder that Netflix cancelled Mindhunter because of budget issues and green lit these flaming piles of turd for 160 million.

2:29 - Showing footage of "Return of the Jedi" while narrating the plot of Rebel Moon was a stroke of genius... the "inspiration" and/or lack of actual creativity could not be more obvious...

I tried to watch the movie yesterday. I kept pressing the 10-second forward button, like 100 times. Then, I went to UKposts and in the search bar typed 'Rebel Moon 2 boring.' I found your video and now I'm waiting for Rebel Moon 3 so I can watch your video again.

"Somehow, Evil Lloyd returned." I guess Zack Snyder really DID make a Star Wars fan fiction.

it would be cheaper to buy the grain at premium prices than pay for an invasion

Honestly, I saw that part where they all started telling their back stories and immediately thought "drinker is going to tear this exposition to shreds"

Drinker, when you said "GO AWAY NOW," I felt that. I have never heard you so pissed. This movie must be a crime against art.

Zack Snyder just looks like the kind of person who surrounds himself with people that never tell him "no".

As a farmer i couldn't get past the notion that in the first movie they are basically diverting the equivalent of a carrier group, to threaten a village that by the looks of it produces at most 10 tons of grain to sustain themselves. That is like the US navy sending a carrier group to the other side of the world to extort $2000 worth of grain...

The mention of Zack Snyder's name is enough for me to lose control of my bowels.

-What's your story? -My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was killed by the emperor! -Oh the pain, the pain! (Remember....it's a 6 movie Trilogy!

Zack Synder and Taika Watiti, two people who should never be left unsupervised…

he has plans to do 5-6 more sequels.. it’s not gonna stop 😭😭

Hack Snyder is to film making what canned spray cheese is to nutrition.

I love how in a world with space travel, the big evil gunships are billowing black smoke like they're coal driven. That and the "let's do an 'Eyes Wide Shut' tribute and be super cool, with a hooded orchestra playing to the tension dynamics in the scene!" "Don't forget the grain harvesting and five minutes of exposition to 'flesh out' the characters!"

It really says a LOT when even Kathleen Kennedy thought this script was garbage & turned it down. What was Netflix thinking?

"Can we watch Dune?" "We have Dune at Home" Dune at Home:

"Mom can we have warhammer 40k?" "No, we have warhammer 40k at home."

After watching Part one, my wife and I decided to watch part 2 ironically. So much fun! We became Mystery Science Theater 3000!

My favorite part was when they're all sitting around debating tactics, and out of nowhere Digimon Hounsou is like, "LET'S ALL GO AROUND THE TABLE AND REVEAL OUR TRAGIC BACKSTORIES, I'LL GO FIRST." And then we get a bunch of slow-motion vignettes that somehow made me care about each character even less.

Rebel Moon Part 3: The Grain Strikes Back

I stopped when they started harvesting the wheat…… being gluten free I couldn’t continue unfortunately 😩🤷🏽‍♀️

An epic space battle about wheat. WHEEEEEEEAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

"My name is Scargiver! I'll cut you, but not kill you. Then I'll give you some neosporin to put on the cut so it heals and you get a scar. Fear me!"

I quit drinking, and then TCD entered my life. Now, I'm proudly drinking more than ever before.

I like how you bring up tight efficient screenwriting. I think of Raiders of the Lost Ark and the first time we see Belloq after Indy escapes from the temple with the idol. In just a few lines of dialogue between him and Indy we learn so much about their history and rivalry.

I liked the first film a lot, I liked this second one even more and I can't wait for the third chapter to come out.

We don't deserve you, Zack Snyder! ...No, really, we don't deserve you. What did we ever do to you, Zack? Why are you doing this to us?

For 40 years it 'felt' like they made movies for me. I used to work in a video store and I loved watching new movies, Nearly all new releases I'd watch. Now it feels like an entire year goes by and if I'm lucky, there is 1 film I'd like to see. What the hell happened?

One of the dumbest things was the guy using axes to fight during a gun fight. Disney's been doing this, too. Melee weapons in a gun fight. Nobody would do that in real life. The lightsabers with the force make sense but there's no force in this movie.

Zack please, stop using your dnd sessions as movie ideas.

That "Go away NOW" had an extra flair of anger behind it...😂

Don’t worry guys, it’ll be a thousand times better once the 6 hour directors cut is released where it’s the same movie, but everything needs to happen as slowly as possible to show the directors *True Vision*

Thank you. Culmination of the career Zack has paved for himself.

You were right, I’d had forgotten that the first part Rebel Moon entirely until I started watching this video based on your last video about it. I somehow managed to almost fully erase the memories of it. And to be honest I probably will forget again.

Just surprised that Netflix is willing to do 4 more of these movies with Zack…….

"Cinematic anti-genius" 😂

Rebel moon 1 got 30mins in and thought WTF! I thought then I'd see if it worked as a full movie. So thanks for your review , you've saved an old man at least 2 hours of life I'm will need going forward!!. Thanks again!😂

I just re-watched "Hondo (1953)". An awful lot of great acting, character development, story telling, cinematography, action, and romance packed into only an hour and 23 minutes. A movie about real people doing what real people do and no special effects. I miss the old "Studio System"; they were movie factories that knew how to make movies. Now it's about making money or having 'write-offs' for wealthy envestors.

I made it all the way to "Why is Anthony Hopkins in this movie?" before I lost it. God Bless you Drinker. You are the hero we deserve!

Its impressive how little resistance it took for the villains to go from "We need the food from this planet for our armies to eat." to "F*ck it. Destroy this planet."

Thanks for avoidance heads up. I’m all for cramming stuff in like Inglorious B, for full on sensory activity. But I’m equally happy with a well set out & acted story like Pale Rider - incredibly basic yet gripping.

that almost-defeated "go away now" is GOLD 😂

So Zach Snyder saw Star Wars and thought 'You know what this needs? Less personality.'

I eptied the washing machine and hung a load of laundry on the line, came inside the house, and they were still sitting around the table telling their backstories.

Zack Snyder has always been an enigma to me. Quite like any normal chump who just sat down to a video editing software for the first time, he slides all the sliders to either 100% or 0%, and somehow he has a full dedicated fanbase that sees it as some insane vision, and not just a guy who went "oh this look cool".

Why no one is talking about the hovering wagon pulled by a horse . Oh and the slow motion harvesting!

What upset me the most was that on Netflix you have a thumbs down, thumbs up and a double thumbs up available. Where is the damn double thumbs down button?

Antony Hopkins is in this movie because he was able to record all his lines in one take over webcam, from his living room.

I almost made myself watch these, Thank you for saving my evening.🎉

I fell asleep for 30 minutes, and I felt as if I missed nothing. Zack shouldn't make films anymore.

Why don't they just buy the grain? Surely that's cheaper and more economical than sending a battle-carrier, thousands of soldiers and losing lots of tons worth of war equipment?

You know what what Rebel Moon didn't have enough of? Slow-mo and exposition! Problem solved with Rebel Moon: Scar Giver. Thanks, Zach Snyder!

I still can't believe they released this shit around the same time as Dune: part two

2 million subs!!! Congrats Drinker, carry on with your glorious, insightful observations, and have a drink on me!

“It’s like it was written by an AI that only had 1 movie script to draw from and that script was Rebel Moon Pt1” - is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. Drinker you are absolutely superb 👌🏼

Just wait. He’ll fix it in the 37 hour director’s cut

Congrats with 2 mill subs, one of the best channels on UKposts

In the aftermath of the cinematic debacle of "Rebel Moon Part Two: The Scarg Giver," one cannot help but connect its inherent failures to the broader themes of cultural degradation in the West. This film is rightly criticized for its lack of originality, excessive reliance on clichés, and overall tedium, but it is symptomatic of a creative industry that has lost its way, succumbing to the same demoralization process that affects modern American society. Filmmakers should aim to create works that challenge the status quo, provoke discussion, and encourage resilience against the erosion of cultural and moral standards. This is not just about making 'better movies'; it's about recognizing the role of art and entertainment in shaping, reflecting, and potentially healing our culture.

The Drinker said "Good on me" for not seeing Rebel Moon 1 so my day is complete. My life choices have been vindicated by an internet personality.

Putting in the Star Wars clips with no comment is hysterical. And it seems subtler than anything in this script.

Congrats on the 2 mil mate. You deserve it.

Don't know what to tell you if you're deciding to watch a Zack Snyder CGI extravaganza movie in 2024 and then getting your knickers in a twist... If for some reason you were expecting to be challenged with some existential weighty topics, like what it is to be alive in the world....then go check out Ingmar Bergmans Seventh Seal. I enjoyed Rebel Moon. I didn't expect anything from the movie, I didn't want anything from the movie. But at no point did I scratch my head half way through and seriously contemplate why this flick wasn't being considered as one of the greats of world cinema. Peace x

You have saved potentially hundreds of hours of my life with your movie reviews. Doing god's work falling on the grenade for the rest of us. Thank you for your service.

Didn't watch it, but I can tell the only thing impressive about it is that Djimon Hounsou is almost 60 years old and looks like he just got done shooting Gladiator.

"lets just call him Evil Loyd"....., omg i almost fell of my chair..lolz

Congrats on 2 mil bro!

Let it be known that both of these Rebel Moon movies have been somehow less well recieved then Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 2. Zack you are being overshadowed by the sequel to a damn horror movie starring Winnie the Pooh

He based 1/3 of his film on that one scene from Gladiator where Russel Crowe waves his hand in slow motion over a field of long grass.

-Not responsible for the cinematografy of 300 and Watchmen -Turd after turd for years. Why audiences liked this guy's work again?

Many thanks Charlie Delta, for being out there, doing your thing...very much like "The Dude"😉👍🏻

Evil Lloyd: Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Strong Female Character: Wh-- Evil Lloyd: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

"Let the grain flow!" - Rebelus Moonus

I've had so much fun watching this one. Can't wait for the next. If the trend continues, it may be as entertaining as Madame Web.

These two films are a masterclass on: - how not to write a script - how not to art direct - how not to direct...

The Evil Empire has technologies so advanced they can resurrect Evil Loyd and make him reach adulthood in a few days and then the aging process stops, but they can´t grow their own crop. 😂😅🤣😆

Zack Syders best 3 films are his first 3 movies, where he was just a director and a director only. His worst movies are the ones he produces, writes AND does cinematograph on (sucker punch, army of the dead, rebel moon) The thing to take away from this is that Zack works best when he’s collaborating with other talented people and he has a producer above him to push back on his ideas.

I broke the fast forward button on my remote trying to watch this thing 😵‍💫

You know I usually perfectly understand why even the bad movies are made but this is the first time I have no idea why this sequel exist

"Well you know it's gonna be tough come up with a new antagonist for this movie like we had in the first one" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

ZACK NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE WRITERS ROOM, I MEAN ALL THE WAY.

Thanks Zak, for spending a quadrizillon dullarz just that the drinker can make this brilliant critic. Don't ever let people tell you, you weren't good for nothing!

Zack Snyder has become his own parody by now and I dunno why they're still giving him these huge budgets.

My sister worked as an editor on this movie, and when my parents finished watching it, they told her "it felt a lot like A Bug's Life" and she sighed and said "you're not wrong"

Drinker on top form. Why create a rival to star wars only to repeat all this mistakes of kennedy? An opportunity for a movie entrepreneur to take only wasted it seems.

After this film I learned carefully, thoroughly... how to harvest wheat.

I love how Anthony Hopkins' career has devolved into it being a legitimate questions when he shows up in something. He's one of the great actors of the last 50 years and now he's so old and bored he's turned himself into a game of Where's Waldo.

Thanks again, Drinker, for saving me the time obviously wasted by the runtime of this movie

People kept saying rebel moon was bad. I didn't know they made a 2nd one so I thought this was the first one. I was thinking to myself "didn't this come out last year or something." Ah well... I've already maxed out on my movies for the year. Dune 2 was great!

Things are so bad these days that I have to watch these kind of reviews first to absolutely make sure my time isn’t wasted. Thanks for the heads up!

More than a DECADE and Disney has still not made a profit on the purchase of Star Wars.

I have a serious case of strong female lead fatigue.

I'd disagree with the "boring" part. My buddy and I were laughing almost non-stop the entire 2 hours. We loved it.

This is the description of nearly 90% of all tv shows and movies for the last 15 years; characters doing things that they otherwise would never do in order to make the bad plot continue cheaply.

If you remember the series "The Good Place", Rebel Moon part 1 and part 2 would be present on the selection of movies available in the "good place".