Playerz714 half of Kevin Hart's jokes are "look how short I am"

I know you're being hyperbolic, but that's just blatantly not true.

Playerz714 Kevin is really annoying

Playerz714 Kevin Hart's stand up isn't funny to me

Kevin Hart and Kat Williams have both pretty much admitted they aren't on Dave's level in past interviews.

I think he wanted to host after the election on purpose. I can't think of anyone more fitting after this week honestly and I'm glad snl understood that too.

I think its more because his "side" wanted to both apologize and to use him and allow him to "defend" himself against propagandistic media (ie a form of virtue signalling).

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not to sound cocky, but I do know.

have for the last decade, when the two seasons of his show is still the funniest things that have been on TV.

Bill burrs monologue was amazing has to be up there in the top 10

@@dairacuna8508 Dave and Burr the best out there

he's really the only person that they'd ever allow to do this. insane

This won an Emmy for Dave

They literally have used all these words on SNL before REPUBLICANS force the Creation of FCC. Come on yall.

zombieapocolipse69 too bad the skits were shit this week

Yeah, He and ATCQ have been touring, I think he was with Nas as well at some point. He's rolling with famous Hiphop artists to have variety in his show, comedy ánd good music.

MattyFizzle04 dude, they were bad this week, no getting around it.

>implying SNL hasn't been shit for a solid decade now Dave saved this show

zombieapocolipse69 I'll start watching and now. lots of comedians but he is a comedy genius

Michael Cao that’s why I laugh his standup so much. He makes u think and laugh at the same time. He is very intelligent.

truth

like Dick Gregory on roids....

Spicy

Well said and so true.

Especially today, with the riots in dc post election

Amateurs

Not even did this comment aged well

Your comment didnt age well

@@rtablesaw lol how so

Mhm

@@l2g82 cant wait tbh

Hi

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YUP 💙💙💙💙

He's been doing low-key stand up in cities.

NemesisAnother yeah but doesn't allow anyone to record him when he is on stage. he has everyone store their phones in plastic bags and have them in the front. he does the same with his phone. He wants his work to be personal and uninterrupted so he hasn't had his comedy recorded for a long time.

people still get away with it occasionally. there are crappy cellphone vids of his standup on youtube.

Sean Thompson especially with whats going on in the country

I believe he has a special coming soon.

Really? I've got to vet that story/lie. Thanks for letting me know. But it sounds like you really didn't agree with Dave.

The information age is incredible. Here two sources for that story/lie NPR and Bio. www.npr.org/2012/05/14/152684575/teddy-roosevelts-shocking-dinner-with-washington www.biography.com/news/booker-t-washington-theodore-roosevelts-explosive-dinner-21131635

Roger, I really don't keep up with too much TV/entertainment, so I'm not so familiar with Dave Chappelle's body of work. I think his Clayton Bigsby skit is one of the most hilarious comedy pieces I have ever seen so kudos to Chappelle as a comic, but he really did need to have more regard for the truth the other night in his SNL monologue.

Kentucky Dave Well Dave can be color driven whenever he's on stage, and tends to bring up a lot of uncomfortable subject matter like race. Do I agree with everything he says? ....not really, but the comedy is like getting a message on a sore spot after this election. It eases the tension. I hope Donald does a good job in office, but it's good to hear it from a person of color saying good luck to another person everyone on the other side of the isle considered to be racist. Is he? The only one who can answer that is him, but is it a sore spot for the black community....yeah...why? Because that's what the media has been spinning, and instead of vetting the info, most people in the black community just go for what they hear. What regard for the truth were you referring to if you don't mind me asking?

I'm just now reading this, but I would like to know what regard to truth he is talking about as well. You have him 2 sources. It's well known fact that Teddy was pretty racist.

Yes.we will

He was killed and cloned a while ago

Yeah, protect the mother trucking racist...

@@TheBoxster1998 he jokes about all races

Rift Salty mainly white folks...and when it’s about white, you can tell the hate...

Yes!!!

Ryan James At quick glance I thought your name was Rick James.

Daves still got it man! This was hilarious.

The King in the North then you are not straight

This isnt Dave Chapell. Do you even know what he looked like and sounded like....stop falling for the top 1 percent lies and bullshit.

Chris Conlin if you don't think that's Dave then you must be smoking something pretty good my man

It turned into a big reason why he left. He felt people started laughing at him instead of with him.

I don't think that there's many people out there who's turn down such a big amount of money for those reasons. Dave is one of the realest.

Keir Bo yeaaaaa... except for racist white people..... did you forget about them?

I didn't say all people of all races.

He actually felt people were too stupid to understand that he was making fun of them. Read his biography. It is very sad.

I hear you! Just rewatched it tonight and it brought tears to my eyes. So for a complete change of register I rewatched Obama being « interviewed » for a new job by Stephen Colbert, just before the 2016 election. But then the waterworks really turned on! Watching an articulate, funny President encouraging citizens to vote. As opposed to one doing his utmost to « kneecap » mail-in ballots!

MagnumDB same

lol

482 people so far voted for Trump to win the monologue debate

i liked your comment before i even read all of it...

MachineGunMouth I shit my pants before I even sat on the toilet

totally agree

Grey Lyons what about Robin Williams? isn't be loved more?

Grey Lyons a Eddie Murphy is great too

Grey Lyons he is the most beloved of the last 20 years no doubt.

Absolutely!

I know.huh. i am working on a loop now

Angelique Arintok agree

All Night Gaming Who gives a fuck what Ja thinks. Nigga I don't wanna dance I want answers!

Angelique Arintok John Stewart would have been good too

Don't pretend all riots are all black faces now. He said it himself, he saw a white riot. Jeez, try to end on a little hope and still can't get a break.

DefiantBoris more whites are rioting. not blacks. blacks riot over injustice. whites riot over sports loses & now elections not going their way

facts

James Jamaica best ever !

Also, it's just refreshing in general to see a seasoned stand-up comic deliver an actual comedic monologue at the start of SNL. Not a fucking song or a mini skit, just a set of jokes and observations expertly delivered by a skilled comedian. It's crazy that I have to say this about SNL, but I feel like that's all too rare these days on the show.

You're not lying. I just watched that right before this

Exactly! 💚💚💚💚

do you think Trump gave the historically disenfranchised a chance?

David Wilson he did some good moves, let’s see how he handles the police reform.

@@DavidWilson-jq3zv You mean "those with a victim mentality"?

Patrice O'neal Bro

djilyaz Dave is my #1, but DAMN I miss Patrice!

Bernie Mac...

Darnell Jackson Eddie Murphy and Dave Chapelle

Fifi Aames RIP

mustangblack05 lmfao "somebody get jarule on the phone"

mustangblack05 WHERE IS JA!!!??

mustangblack05 help meee jaaaa rule!

wheres Ja?!?!

mustangblack05 WHERE IS JA!!

Dave the Kanye of comedy

Absolutely. I clicked this video- simply to mention Dave is better than ever in 2019 xD

I loved it. People need to really listen to it there's a great message. The name of the special alone speaks volumes of today's social climate.

even if he wasn't a great comedian, you could always tel that he was an intelligent man

Me to, I loved S&S and the LGBTQ car analogy, I also disagree about his beliefs on the MJ accusers but it was still a hilarious joke set up. Ha he's proving like Trump and Kanye he can't be CANCELLED FROM CULTURE no matter what, IMO

mike lomez He does some stand up, so check local listings or events and see if he is in town, but he doesn't want to be a big thing again like Kevin Hart because it takes time away from his family. That's partly why he left Chappelle show, that and the fact that he felt controlled by the network.

mike lomez Because Dave ain't a sellout. Just calling it like I see it

mike lomez Because the GReats dont show up everywhere.

mike lomez Kevin is in his heyday and living his 15min,.same as chappelle did 10 years ago when he was on TV and making movies regularly.

He was never making movies regularly lol, he was in like 1 movie

It was phenomenal and fantastic. I was in tears

I know it hilarious when you can be racist towards white people on tv and no one says shit. Thanks for ruining the country Biden d€*k suckers

@@joeexotik2918 You're not listening

@@joeexotik2918 Just try to relax man it’s not that deep. You’ll be fine lol

@@MrCurtis0050 we will see. Not that worked up about it. Didnt like Trump or Biden. But cpuld obviously see the bigger and better picture

Extraboyce1 his prime never ended

I could feel a sense of Bill Hicks in the air. Cheers

Extraboyce1 that means he never left his prime haha

no

He seemed sort of off to me, almost like his heart wasn't in it (despite being sincere). I get that everyone's glad he's back, but I find it hard to believe that most of the people in this comment section didn't notice. "As good as he was in his prime"? That's a real stretch. Not like that's not a bad thing. Maybe he has a new style. Or maybe he's just a bit rusty. But it seems obvious to me that he didn't have the exuberance he used to have. Maybe that will change as he gets more warmed up.

Spartacus of Thrace​ I didn't mean to point out the obvious fact that he is black. I just meant that his comedy routine is largely comprised of black issues while Carlin's typically was not. However they both seem to have the same cynicism and spirit

+Spartacus of Thrace lol Thankyou.

+David marzolino it's okay brother.

Dave's a lot calmer. George Carlin's comedy was great because the dude was constantly going off at a nuclear level.

Dave is awesome, George is awesome. But how/what makes you think of Carlin?

Amen

What about George Carlin?

He just sent Trump to save you from the apocalypse. You should be thankful.

CamCANTRUN True but George Carlin was atheist tho haha

lol

Joaquin Martin del Campo Yes indeed!

The man just speaks truth. Not your run-of-the-mill escapist, observational comedy, that's all.

Message!

The best combination, and the hardest to pull off

Joaquin Martin del Campo Dave is always like that

Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love

You fine Britt

you make me happy

Devilman 666 you simping

Larry Anthony stop being a simp

Hi britt let me make you happy

eakeeper you must've been on the West Coast, cause I'm in Florida and the whole episode was uncensored, I thought maybe it was just because of the context of his N word usage, otherwise SNL has been on top of the censorship.

eakeeper I live in California and it was uncensored.

I watched it in New Jersey and it was uncensored.

Missouri - uncensored here as well.

east coast, we heard the N word and the p word and the rest of it, he was totally the next David S. Pumpkins

Came looking for this comment… it’s the BEST.

exactly why I'm watching. We'll see if anything changes after tomorrow.

Will be watching from my bunker

Thank god it'll be"something different".

​@@StarkNetwork666 Thank god? Hell no... Thank Madison, Milwaukee, Grand Rapids, Lansing, Detroit, Pittsburgh, Scranton, and Philadelphia.

Hes racist against anyone but blacks im thinking

he should totally do a ted talk

This is the best Ted Talk

And that's why I dig him so

He da 🐐

YES! Best comment! I agree!!

matthew pirtle Kevin Hart has said the same thing. Tons of comedians, and particularly black comedians, have gone on record saying Chapelle is the best.

That's like saying 'Pryor is better than Chris Tucker'. Talk about the most uncontroversial statements in history.

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better!

Hmmm 🤔.... I wonder if these same types of comments are typed under non-Black comics' videos that I still have yet to come across...interesting how there seems to be the implication that there's not enough room for two, in their own lane, as if it's a must that they be pit against one another.

he's a GOAT

How do you know?

@@longschlong846 I think he mentioned it in his special.

winged the entire thing. It's crazy to think!

What does that mean? To wing?

@@bluejeans5770 Ad lib. He did not prepare for it with material.

i was ded lol

The fact that it's the whitest name ever is so perfect.

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@@amityislandchum its french.like juicy smulliae.

Bradley Cooper jokingly said he was mad at the joke cause they went together.

akron61972 Yeah I know. lol I'm just using a Men in Black reference. "Elvis is not dead, he just went home." I know, I'm bad with references. lol

Would't you have to leave inorder to come back somewhere?

Seanie Boi

*He never left - he just came back.."*

It must have been like where's waldo.

I dont get it ? I m from Europe maybe I missed something...why is it Bradley?

@@mirjamkronemeijer3402 because he's painting the picture of a big room filled with nothing but african americans and one white guy.

"And Bradley".

thanks. Guess he likes Bradley :)

FACTS

his aura, i seen that shit- charlie murphy

How about you and your friends go against me... and the revolution..?

John A how about we all join the evolution by revolution....FTP

Did you really NOT see the famous Prince sketch from Dave? damn..

Yup agreed

word

they should have just let him do the whole hour. I think he was just getting warmed up.

agreed!

dreamingcode I agree

Christopher Dews indeed

no it wasn't..dave is a thug moron

james williams Cool James. God loves you

+quincy nortey OG Original Gangster The Gangs of New York:-)

Thrill Hill you have to earn that right

Thrill Hill stop playing victim

TechNation I'd bet there was still some censorship. But it looked like he got to say most of what he wanted to.

J'Hue Casey, maybe.

Like what, for example?

I pay lots of attention to that one. He's helping BET actually make a difference in the media industry.

But he doesn't know what the fuck is juice!?

Which people are you talking about? Anybody that has been watching his stand-up for decades has always known that he was intelligent. That's his brand of comedy.

I grew up on this guy. Hard to imagine people not recognizing what a legend he is

I've known this since h show back in the early 2000s . He doesn't just do stand up for kicks . Every monologue he does is politically, culturally well appropriated. He does his research nd always has a message within his shows of current events which is why he is my all time favorite comedian!

The people laughing are the ones ignorant of white privilege. Speaks to his point, really.

I will think of that line everytime I see a "Blue Lives Matter" sign.

emery for real

Irish Identity you are being ridiculous, he's telling a joke that is a half-truth joke like what comedians would typically do like Chris Rock. Typical white people whining patronizing black people. I'm talking about YOU

You ever wondered why there are such things as affirmative action programs, though? Really, think about it.

kevin has a team of writers, dave writes his own material and his delivery is impeccable, he makes it seem so easy

King Kunta I'm actually pretty sure Kevin Hart had acknowledged this, I have some vague memory of him saying so

EVERYONE HAS A TEAM OF WRITERS YOU MUST NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT CHAPELLE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THEY ALL ARE COOL WITH EACH OTHER AND EVEN TRADE MATERIAL AMONG ONE ANOTHER. STOP TRYING TO PIT THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER THEY ARE BOTH GREAT AND DON'T HAVE TO EXIST AS OPPOSITION TO EACH OTHER JUST BE THANKFUL YOU WERE ALIVE TO SEE BOTH OF THEM IN THEIR PRIME

Don James no, standup comedians write their own material for standup, nobody TRADES stories u fool... im not talking about shows, im talking the standup act, but its a well known fact that kevin hart has a team writing his stand up material, why? because NO ONE can have 6, hour specials, in one year, its impossible, nobody can be that good, not carlin, not paul mooney, pryor, not chapelle, seinfeld, none of them... so when u have more than 2 one-hour shows in one year, its pretty obvious you didnt come up with that shit yourself.

***** you are talking about the chapelle show, not standup, this act here, is all dave, kevin hart has a staff of writers, just writing for him, and he says he comes up with it all by himelf

Ricky at Xfm Same with me.

ALEX ESCALANTE but election night felt more like Krampus coming down my chimney

Cole Harrington you got some damn good eyes.

Cole Harrington I noticed the same thing! As soon as he said "grab some pussy", her face was just priceless.

Cole Harrington I had to see it three times before I noticed what you were referring to

Came here to say this same thing lol

He didn't? Last I checked, he hasn't been in office yet.

Spunky1991 No, he didn't. But, of course the media is going to constantly spin his words. You know, sort of like how they've BEEN doing this entire time. You would think you ass holes would learn to actually read instead of being told how to think.

Spunky1991 No, he didn't back up on the wall. The president of Mexico himself is in talks about borders. And Obamacare is going down, however, certain aspects of the plan can be carried over. Obamacare is bad because it's forced on you. Trump's plan isn't about government mandates. Again, the media tries to spin things and you're too dumb to read yourself.

whats really sad IMO, is the fact that people are fooled so easily. all that will happen is republicans will slap a couple good things with his name on it, so he can get credit. All the people that voted for him will say he did good, and we will continue to be stuck in this nightmare with him. I will say this, I ve spent sometime working near the boarder in El Paso, no way this wall goes up. Mexico Dont have the money and US cant afford to cut trade ties with them especially if they want to cut trade ties with China.

Spunky1991 His transition guy right now is Mike Pence, his VP elect. By that logic, Chris Christie was also "establishment." And, OF COURSE, he's going to say "I'll rely on their advice." He's being gracious and being a good winner. He also said "Thanks Hillary for your service." Do you really think he means any of that? Of course not. Right now the country is utterly divided and are you stupid that he's going to come out, guns blazing and with fire and brim-stone before having even served a single day in office? You don't understand business and negotiations, do you? It's stupid to begin any transaction by being a hardass. You so desperately want to discredit him that you're telling people "Look, see? I was right." No, you weren't. That's called confirmation bias. Look at things from the point where he is. The country is completely torn apart right now, more divided than ever. He has to show some level of diplomacy, ya know ,before actually even serving one day.

This ones funnier IMO lol but Dave is Dave lol

no just for like 25 minutes.

No fucking doubt. From start to finish

Den niz I don’t get it 😭

@@shelsparkle2691 Being a black man from a ghetto from the United States. He never thought he'd hear himself say certain things coming from the "hood" and being poor. Extra curricular activities like hot air balloons and saying "tata"

@@InfamousRafe He did not grow up in the 'getto' or 'hood'.

@@ShieldSniper Was just simplifying to help him understand and not get to specific or confusing. 🤗

That felt like a real scene 😥😭

Brianna Hall yes it does!

Yeah like thank God Obama isnt president cuz he didn’t do a damn thing during Swine Flu lmao

@@shunsuikyoraku5428 He had a fully functioning pandemic agency set up, before hand, and forced the companies to recall huge amounts of food. Meanwhile, Trump dismantled the pandemic agency, never set up a new one, and pretended the outbreak was no big deal for the first few months. Talk about doing nothing.

Really? Who else do you know thats been warning about the dangers China has posed for 3 decades now?

@@williamcortelyou4524 - Lets see some names and dates where all this happened. Obama didn't move at all against H1N1 until after a thousand Americans were already dead, and failed to restock ANYTHING whatsoever afterwards, despite being told by the CDC in 2015 that he should do so. So, lets see the policy and numbers where this imaginary 'pandemic agency' was formed, and the reasons for it. You may think you can fool the gullible, but I'm not one of them. Here's what ALL of the news sources YOU obey said about the China virus even AFTER Trump had imposed the China Travel Restrictions. Look closely: pbs.twimg.com/media/EVbGbEKWsAkSW6p?format=jpg&name=large

greatness of dave

indeed, don't know bout the whole cloning, but the self hate is real in this one, he also mentioned alot of "their" agendas to to confuse and distort facts/reality....mentioning aliens and talking bout blacks today, as if they could compare to black of yes-year, those african americans were actually smart and would hate what our community has become over the years, this shit is real, have you looked into the mandela effect too, shit just got real, or been real, depending on when you woke up and put on your "they live" sunglasses, hahaha!!

Decenium I know I would for a day..

i time traveled and got what christopher colon(columbus) and them was smokin, ben franklin had some too

It was sad to hear. I think people laugh uncomfortably at a (half) joke like that.

"See how this tax break work out" lol 😆😂😂😂

He's a genius 😂🥰

john phillips yall can't take a joke for shit!

john phillips Direst?

The only disaster so far is people rioting in the streets because their candidate lost.

GandAlfa Agree to disagree

there is already evidence of people having been bussed in, and i'm not talking about the election, i'm talking about the Trump riots. you really think it's that hard to get a group of people from a low income neighborhood to start shit in the city? Especially when there's a bunch of dumb whiney shithead millenials already there crying for woes that are all delusions in their spoiled heads' spurred on by the propaganda the establishment and educational system is pushing out?

Grant Turner me 2

People age.... Can't stop father time.

sounds like his normal tambre to me just a lil raspier what's wrong with that?

The raspiness is because of smoking.

He smokes a lot of cigarettes.

Me too man. Sent it to my friends, family, and anyone that will listen to me. So stoked to hear that he's doing some standup specials for Netflix.

So glad he's back. Only good part of 2016

50+ times, wow you're a f'ing loser.

Nathan Rock. Your last name is fucking "Rock". I don't think you have any room calling anyone a loser.

JJ K Who gives a fuck what Ja Rule thinks at a time like this, this is ridiculous. I want some answers Ja Rule might not have right now

Ah so you some educated ass nigga, think Ja Rule can't school you son?

Always one that won't get it.

Good times.

LOL! Classic Dave Chapelle comedy...

Who told you that

Cant let no Black Man have no say so... He said so DAMNIT!! Yall know yalls history when it comes to disproving a point yall dont like i see...

True story Teddy Roosevelt had invited Booker T Washington for dinner at the White House, and he got in so much hot water with mostly southern politicians over it. For the next 30 years, not a single person of color was invited to the White House as a guess.

@@luisavilez7321 Your English grammar is painfully inadequate.

@@edmey 😂😂😂, yes, my punctuation and grammar was not 💯, but you understood it, but the fact that you had to re-edit your original comment... Priceless Dude or Dudette... 😂😂😂😂

I love Chappelle but I wonder how Jefferies/Burr would do on an SNL.

Leng Moua that's a low bar

Bill burr needs to host SNL ASAP!!!!

This guy is so brilliant. I started performing standup 2 years ago, and sometimes when I watch him I just think, "what's the point?" But I'll find my voice someday.

louis ck's monologues tho