Lol

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@@magnet1014 10:50

HAHHAHAHA LMFAO

skeppy: "heheheheheheheh"

Omnipotent chat will always find a way to bully technoblade

@@Astraaaaaaaaaaa not real technoblade fans

@@spider-man5544 🤦🏾

@@diamondwolfpack6 ?

@@spider-man5544 They are real techno fans, the strictness is a joke on the channel.

that was true fear

I mean yeah i'd be sh!ting bricks too at the sight of a man in 75% enchanted diamond armor leading a crusade of knights in enchanted iron armor

Bruh greatest idea yet dream should do this but I would leave the nice people alive and people who actually want to fight alive.

Same❤

his scream is weird lol

@OpenedPancake83 shhhhh

Everytime he is with skeppy i hear him scream lmao

my ears lmao

I have never heard a man instill more fear in his voice that that moment

So you are new here?

Rade 🧽

Yeah it’s like when the monster in the horror movie gets scared you know you’re screwed

Eli Knapp na not dream

lol yes

Solidslicer when the main character in a horror movie tells you to run:

Not always

Nah bro, dream can handle 5 hunters, Techno can handle the entire Chinese population of an army

Omega lol

U technically have 2 cells

Brain size:omega

@@ZetQo wrinf

thebest gamer ?

Everyone in Minecraft Monday

GoatQuote is the new Technoblade

6:28 he seems pretty merciless here tho lol

Everyone is mc ultimate lmao

9:33

yes

@@arcaneprune0 hey

@@arcaneprune0 dont steal my pfp

@@arcaneprune0 change it

Flyte i’ve had it for a year

all it took is 20 geared up guys running straight at him at once

Y e s

Y e s

*Y E S*

Y E S

HEHSJDJW

LMAOOOOOOOO

“Don’t worry, the neighbor is just playing Minecraft again”

@leuma1610 you sound like you speak from experience.. are you Skeppy's neighbors?

I would move out immediately:v Cause I don't know that's skeppy lol

This was actually Skeppy's Idea and he's done it many more Times with people like Finnster, Spifey and Badboyhalo

@@TimDaOne so skeppy did it before it was cool

@@mohamadsarwar7997 Yes

@@TimDaOne dream is unoriginal confirmed??o

@@mohamadsarwar7997 Well, he Twisted it a little bit but essentially yes

Adhd in a nutshell.

True glory lol

He haS ADHD?

Yea pretty much

Lol ikr

This is why I like to see this as a tale of true survival, where two friends must push themselves and each other to their limits, knowing that if they let their guard slip even for a second, they could be rushed by an unholy amount of people clad in diamond and iron. They can't afford many mistakes, each minute could have been a minute of finding better resources, ambushing the players, or finding vantage points and hiding spots. Sure, it was fun and games to mess with each other in the preparation time and early into the challenge, but they soon realized that this kind of stuff would get them killed for good. And a 2v3 is much easier than a 1v3. 10/10 greatest action-drama film of 2019.

Mrzombie295 damn

midnxqhtrxses I’m sad I thought u said that bout mine 🤣😭

midnxqhtrxses 🙂

Kuad what people feel when they see techno lol

i ask god how this has no replies

@@hand9441 and god responds u back with: " *i dunno mane* "

Zat and I ruin it 😰

I would give a like, but...

Sorry I’m new to techno blade... is skeppy his brother

He is his own enemy

@@user-iz8bc8ph2d yes

F

i used the onionster to destroy the onionster

The only thing to fear is fear- nope the only thing to fear is urself-

shiii

about 7 years ahead actually.

About a 100000 manhunts ahead

"If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years"

yeah but he has a 30 minute head start

It is actually about 477 manhunts ahead in the future

Quoting sasuke I see

Skeppy: "I don't understand why we killed them. They're just gonna respawn." Techno: *"But it was funnyy"*

@@overripeschnitzel agreed

@@lucylocket2179 It is Lucy you agreed HaHa

@@the_m0rpheus_279 wat

Too* ,that's all,other than that it good.

@@darknessofdragonsz916 no rompas la bolas bro se equivoco en una letra don ortografia

@@darknessofdragonsz916 *it’s

Nope he never loses

@@vampiro07 oye tranquilo viejo jsjsjs

69 likes

@@whathehellisthis nice

@@meridiandreams damn someone ruined it

Hhaha 69 funni number sishrhdjfjfjjfjfjfjf

I know how u feel.😢

Skeppy is MADE out of diamonds

@@Marlin123 point made

@@Marlin123 just kill him and 5 sets of diamond armour XD

I was the 200 like meaning I'm one 200th of the likes

Skeppy=shit command abuser

@minecraft_steve bruh how

It’s mine craft and with 100 people

@minecraft_steve skeppy started the trend of those minecraft challenges, since he was the first to post those kind of videos

Accurate

Why nerds

gery_9 Techno calls people nerds

Goatquote

Also if he weren't magnetically attracted to lava.

Very true

Nah techno is a guy in a zombie movie who sabotages and kills everyone to get their supplies

1k likes

That is definitely skeppy

Lmao

As the saying goes “humans can’t shake a titan”

What texture pack is he using

@@maxandray5850 hes using a tecture pack Well you have to stop Stop STOP S T O P R E A D İ N G T H I S Ok fine you win ;-;

Max and Ray I used to know the name but I don’t, you can look it up though

@@maxandray5850 description, otherwise he uses tightfall and venal

@@erdalyaman3174 no I . Shall Not Stop

Search up "united uhc: the lost season"

Search up "slaying dragons in skyblock"

Search up "Skeppy tries to troll me but I troll him first."

Khalid H those were screams this was a roar of rage of fear of realness

@@oculism5158 then watch him fail at speed parkour in minecraft monday

lmfao

I am Vietnamese and I can confirm that is true

“Don’t let them see you... THEY SAW YOU!”

lotta them were underground too

i just laughed my ass off-

Then he complains that no one ever plays with him

Technoblade was that kid who never got found, so the hiders just ended the game

:/

@@hay7299 yes

@@hay7299 that just lonely

one thousand one thousand

Thats called a million

@@sircatgaming986 which grade r u in thats a thousand

@@Sa-uf5vu actually if you think about it 1000 thousand = 1000 + 1000 thousand = three zeroes 1000 + 000 = 1,000,000 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@_username okay so yall are in kindergarten. 1000+1000=2000. BUT! You are right to some degree for it _is_ a million. They said one thousand thousands which that means 1000×1000. 1000×1000=1,000,000

They weren't speedrunning tho they were just doing straight PvP in an open environment, the goal was to survive fighting them as long as possible not beat the game before they get them first

@@totmgsrockxd9900 r/whooshhhhhhhh

felili o o f

it has cheats on, and techno and skeppy had 30 mins to prepare XD it was a fun video thou

They aren’t speed running they’re just fighting and they had time to prepare. And they also had cheats

“I am a beacon of honesty.”

skeppy just sucks at mining in MINEcraft .-.

1k likes

And the manager saying “tragic”

Sounds pretty accurate

10 seconds ago.

it would be epic when gods team up

predicted the future kinda techno talked about it with dream in mcc

Fruitberries + Dream + Technoblade + Illumina = idk really it would be a 100% winrate team

Well they have 30 minutes so if they get a good seed they can beat the game

Sudden Death the opponents spawn in and they just see that the ender dragon was killed

in hope of death?

Timestamp?

@@cdragon7583 9:55 :D

@@moonychie9662 :D thanks

To get murdered

True dat

JoJo ref?

@@donutbedum9837 no go look great potato war but ıdk surely it could be

Whos sun tzu

@@usmanbruh7501 joe

He said diamond not iron

@@ARM0RP0WER you right

It’s and endgame reference.. 🤦‍♂️

@Lethality i know im reading into it too much, but the term means singular atoms, not bonded into a shape.

I swear to god I didn’t see this comment and was gonna say this and I saw it and cried for 40 mins

Correction: untill Skeppy dies and decides to ruin it for Techno too just out of boredom

PresotnPlayz? video copyied

That's the second worst thing that ever happened to those orphans

As a member can confirm that is what happened

yes

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ No.

Cyber bullying is an art form.

First of all techno can take on like 6 guys alone it's just when someone literally has so much better armour he can't

He can take on a army if he want its just Skeppy he concerns about

Rogue lineage in a nutshell

And then brutally murdering them

😂😂

Probably because everyone was a channel member from the channel member discord which you too can join by becoming a channel member to Technoblade today!

Mhm.

@@Hospitablealexj pog

Lmaoooo

Skeppy wasn't actually trying to win he just wanted to do it for fun lel and I also feel like I'mma get r/wooshed Edit - why are y'all taking this seriously?

@@bihko4928 Skeppy wanted Techno as a teammate XD

@@bihko4928 "wasnt trying to win" what a joke, hes the one who almost cried over a bug

@@apollo1694 he was just joking...

Ikr it’s rly sad that people only subbed bc of his death, not bc they actually enjoyed his content

Yeah I remember when he melted people in MC Mondays it was great

oh

Bruh

Ah

Yes.

ikr

Skeppy tried to swim in lava

Skeppy tried to swim in lava

*Skeppy tried to swim in lava* Technoblade: "Welcome back to another solo commentary"

*skeppy tried to swim in lava*

_Skeppy tried to swim in lava_

True

The phrase “admin abuse” was made to describe when technoblade beats admins using sheer brains

True..

Or mr.beast places a bounty on his head

was gonna like but it would change it to 421 so I won’t

Wena po

I just watch that part when I saw this comment

I dont get it

@@jaden8923 they suffocated him

@@aqaridot Ok?? lmao

boom boom he just explained the joke to you

@@Afiriss I dont see the problem with them suffocating a guy lol

also Techno: 16:47

Yeah thats why techno is a better team player than dream

@@mercydonato7545 what does this have to do with dream

Mercy Donato can you not compare minecraft players?

@@mercydonato7545 They were just surviving not beating the game.

underrated comment!

Communism jokes are super stale

@@safir2241 YOU are stale! Haha gottem, amirite bois?

We*

The Soviet YunYun*

Grammar

@@oddity1769 *was

@@oddity1769 1 error and you decided to make this comment smh.

Your pfp makes me uncomfortable...🥲

@@itz_angel_animated372 you don't eat Pepsi chips and drink dorito water?

I started reading this just as it happened

@@nikobg4593 that happens lmao

What me tooo :o

Same

He just interrupted him without hesitation and bluntly said *yes* lmao

My favourite English Major line is "You're SUCH a FOIL noob!"

wdym thats basic english