That’s too much power for one man

Needs to get an indestructible desk first

If there is one he'd find away to destroy it

If he had an indestructible keyboard. He might destroy himself

Same tho

I love how schlatt put “cap incoming” before he said that he wasn’t gay LMAO

@@sappysav7445 Maybe it wasn't him but his editor. idk if he has one

@@mint_iguess He has one

"I'm so straight I kiss guys because I know I won't enjoy it" best logic ever

*her

He spends all his money on his beard , i swear to god . It looks good

@@valerka9012 true

Why is there a gas station in a subway

@@Omni-Man-Edits key word. “A gas station subway.” Some gas stations have a mini subway in them. Like some Walmart’s do.

He stays rich by avoiding spending money

It is tho

Come on Master Chief let’s get the fuck outta here

1:56

Calliope pfp... 😳

@@isocialist calliope with short hair baby

We don't believe him

nah, he’s probably just a top

is he actually gay or not

Well it also said cap incoming before he said it

Lol

Its cause nobody can take a joke these days lol

@@ethan.0805 fr people are so soft

People are just not that bright.

cuz the ugly bird loves telling people what to do and the ugly bird hates it when they have no power over someone and so the ugly bird hates him specifically

@@anonymouscheesepie3768 💀

how can you be proud

@@_dayee2388 the best invention

666 likes

Same

I just copied and posted this to hope to get that thing on his videos. Stop liking this and go find the original

why are there not any replies lmao.

@@frenox3307 beats me

@@frenox3307 idk man

trol

@@frenox3307 youtube hadnt even given me a notification that anyone liked this, only realised when ur reply showed up lmao

I thought this same thing tbh

@ham nai h I agree

i was literally thinking of this

sorry what-

Schlubes

I also noticed to "cap incoming" lmao

We really do need more men that aren’t gay

@@shroast6990 I’m one

@@shroast6990 wow

i mean tbf he used to be

I dunno about you but I find shitting to be a very enjoyable experiance

What is wrong with you?

Oh shoot, I said your comment in a different way. Do you want me to delete it?😂

The power of schlatt is he genuinely is excited by everything. So everything is fantastic to him

@@gavingadway Its okay

@@justincoltharp9701 I can agree

Never mind this is my best purchase of life.

@Vap Pri no.

Soup

Jschlatt's cat, Jambo, makes videos 1000% funnier

@Austin Reece yes now go away and do ur homework kid

Soup

on it

Same

i dont think you know what a gif is

@@Trathien- say that to yourself mate lol. We dont mean with the audio maybe something like words at the bottom with the speech there.

@@cloudoloud1285 i know what a gif is, you clearly also dont know what a gif is

Hello random verified person ill like your comment

checkmark...???

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what's up checkmark

What’s up checkmark :nice:

Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear hon

@@AxxLAfriku shut up

@@AxxLAfriku this is why you had to make a video called “STOP CYBERBULLYING ME”

i feel bad for schlatt finger broke through the roll i know from experience

Wrong way round

Chirp, am I right?

@Brooklynn Nelms agreed (2)

@@ToasttSG Funnily enough, Chirp is the disc me and my friends play whenever we fight the ender dragon

@Brooklynn Nelms agreed (4)

@@ToasttSG you are right, musical circle

@nothing just look can you like.... stop..?

@@missing_link_ what's the video link??

@@ariesdamnato923 no clue, but they keep commenting that link-

I'm pretty sure they're just promoting their videos-

@@missing_link_ That's annoying asg

The previous one was much. Much. Much. Worse.

The 420 likes is worse

i wanna know now

@@VylaGZ you haven’t seen it?

@@VylaGZ One word. *CARPET*

Soup

Soup

Soup

Soup

Soup

U mean soup?

@@deez7297 His name is Jambo, but chat calls him Soup

He's Jcatt now.

@ari Kh Get your wife beating cult out of here. If you’re gonna promote it then maybe you should tell them everything it says... Quran 4:34 “Men are caretakers of women, since Allah has made some of them excel the others, and because of the wealth they have spent. So, the righteous women are obedient, (and) guard (the property and honor of their husbands) in (their) absence with the protection given by Allah. As for women of whom you fear rebellion, convince them, and leave them apart in beds, and beat them. Then, if they obey you, do not seek a way against them. Surely, Allah is the Highest, the Greatest.”

@yup Sure a headpat with that too ✌️😩

Standing while wiping is actually the most disgusting concept of all time

@@SafetyKitten agreed

@ham nai h bruh what

@@SafetyKitten nobody stands, it's a squat at most

Defense mechanism

@@idkman9696 omg yes

@@idkman9696 best response you couldve given

@@idkman9696 HAHAHA

*s p o o k e d*

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I read this as he said it

@I complete shut up

The fact that I’m buying them too-

the fact that im buying it rn

what does it send you?

you could have jschlatt's fursona in your house though 😳

totally not buying them rn

@NonDunePipp I think he has that word blocked

Historians will see the video and still say he wasn’t gay

@@grimendstone who jschlatt?

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@@okiebyebye yea

💀

because he buy yootoo z

💀💀💀

Abi anlamıyorum ya nasıl insanların tuvaletlerinde su şeysi yok, hala kavramakta zorluk çekiyorum

it even has CARPET LIKE WTH

Ik

@@unknowner076 I have carpet in my washroom is that weird

Lol your pfp is from Charlotte

@@Bmm2433 Yes very much. The reason to not do that is that mold can build up under the carpet and get on top of it if liquids from toilet, sink, or shower/bath get into it since bacteria and other shut live moisture in that nice warm carpet of yours.

Wait I don't get it

Explain it please.

iirc privy means toilet

Privy = Toilet 😭

@@cryed0 in what language

Would one call it.... A water closet?

@@iwouldshipyoubutno7676 Aaaaahhhh! Bri'ish Moment

@@dennis_s ah, thank you! But unfortunately I'm just a stupid American making stupid puns😆😂😆😂😆

@@iwouldshipyoubutno7676 Well, you and I aren't as different as you may think. I'm also American. 🇺🇸

@@dennis_s 'ey, nice! Well, either way, I hope you have a great day!

Yeah it’s surprising

@@InvestmentIdea i agree

Indeed

In like one WEEK big man’s scarcity act is going away I guess les goooooo

Yes

Lol, dambed

"Whoever pulls out, uh, he's the gay one"

@@bleedingmasque.6193 WTFFFF😂

@@yo.potatoes he said it, not me I am simply a vehicle to voice this technicality

I meeeeaaan

He’s not gay he’s powerful

Chirp, am I right?

@@ToasttSG thats a bad gimic

I think jambo was a rescue cat

he didnt buy Jambo, he got him for free at the shelter because he had ringworm

@@allftw2677 imma pretend I did

@@nopotatovisible2550 'nt hear that

Lmaoo

Omg what is your pfp, my orchestra teacher had that printed out on his wall wtf

@@optimusburrinktea562 tell your orchestra teacher that he is legendary

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I had the same thought. The thumbnail looks ominous

haha literally

@@DyslexicMitochondria Cool username. Cool channeI too

Soup

Wait he adopted him, he didn't buy him

@@DyslexicMitochondria cool username We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ik same

@Vap Pri street food tastes gross

sure sounds like something someone who uses a bidet would say...

@@Dylan_____ tf is a bidet

@@Dylan_____ oh nvm

@@TurqSamurai did you even watch the video

You don’t normally use them at full power. You use them at low pressure once you’ve finished so that it cleans it faster and uses less toilet paper. Or you can use high pressure and scream in agony. You can also change the temperature and setting for genders.

It has certain levels you put it on, you get used to it after a bit

i like the high pressure

@@pn7600 same, i just like the tingling feeling from it lol

LMAO HOMIE WAS TERRIFIED

FR BAHAHA

A what???

The shear gremlin in the laugh that just escaped my mouth...

What kit??

@@mobilek2137 Listen to the chuckle sandwich podcast

@@mobilek2137 go look at the chuckle podcast with minx’s being a guest on there

@I complete is this some Muslim stuff or something?

Everyone knows it's not gay as long as you win gay chicken.

the cap incoming warning was so funny too

Mines just an A M O G U S video

Lol

And somehow got into the shower

Fr

Bold of you to assume that Schlatt it’s Jambo’s sidekick smh

Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he lives you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you eill go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏

@@notracc9096 lol

@@notracc9096 ??? Why, this is not the place for this.

@@notracc9096 also the Christian god is called Yahweh so yeah

@@notracc9096 oh my god shut up

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ludwig schlatt collabs are the best

Ikr

The best part is how he reassures us, but I don't think there was ever any doubt to begin with.

he's not gay, ok?